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GPF Archive: Monday, December 2, 2002 Ki: Sharon! You scared the heck out of me! / Sharon: Sorry. Coffee's still soaking into my veins... / Ki: This is an, um, DIFFERENT look for you... / Sharon: I've been up all night restoring back-ups. I'll get cleaned up later. / Sharon: What ? / Ki: A disturbing yet frighteningly true mental image.....
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 3, 2002 Sharon: Yeegh... I guess I do look pretty rough. I wasn't expecting anyone to come in this early... / Ki: It's okay. / Sharon: I guess none of you guys have ever seen me first thing in the morning. Let's just say I clean up better. / Ki: I understand completely. / Sharon: My old roommate used to do my...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 4, 2002 Ki: I guess there's still a lot I don't know about you, Sharon... / Sharon: It's okay, we'll learn more about each other in time. / Sharon: For example, I know you're asian, but forgive me if I don't know where you're originally from... / Ki: I was born in the states, but mom's from Hong Kong and dad's...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 5, 2002 Ki: You're diabetic ? Do you have to take insulin ? / Sharon: Thankfully, no. I'm type II, so I control it with diet, exercise, and medicine. / Sharon: You should have seen me a few years ago. I lost a ton of weight. I keep a picture in my wallet to remind me where I came from. / Ki: My, you've... CHANGED... / Sharon:...
GPF Archive: Friday, December 6, 2002 Ki: Wow... And to think I thought I knew you! / Sharon: And then there's my bad temper and the fact i'm allergic to everything... / Sharon: I'm a real mess, Ki. I'll admit that. But you learn to deal with things and get on with life. / Ki: It's good to see you have a sense of humor about it. / Sharon:...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 7, 2002 Sharon: I should really get home and get cleaned up. The guys will be coming in soon... / Ki: And I need to finish this run. / Sharon: Say.. Do you and Nick have plans tonight ? If not, maybe we could plan a girl's night out ? / Ki: Actually, we have plans tomorrow, but no tonight. You're on! / Ki: We...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 8, 2002 Nick: Been doing a little redecorating, Fred? / Fred: What gave you that idea?
GPF Archive: Monday, December 9, 2002 Nick: Fred, we have to talk. / Fred: I thought you were going out with the missus. / Nick: Ki and Sharon are doing stuff tonight, and YOU have some explaining to do. / Fred: If I must, but I thought iambic pentameter was over your head... / Nick: I'm not talking about your online literature class... / Fred:...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 10, 2002 Nick: Fred, why did you trash my apartment? / Fred: It was too clean. Fooker's was NEVER this sterile. / Nick: That's because he had no sense of personal hygiene. You have to clean this mess up. / Fred: No can do, round boy. / Fred: We live here now, and we require a level of decay and disarry to survive....
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 11, 2002 Nick: Look, this isn't Fooker's apartment. It's MINE. And I say you can't leave this mess here. / Fred: And I say you should defrag your monitor or whatever it is you geeks do. / Nick: DEGAUSS. You degauss a monitur and DEFRAG a hard drive. / Fred: Yeah, whatever. It's all just a substitute for sex, since...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 12, 2002 Persephone: What in the world is going on here ?! / Nick&Fred: HE STARTED IT! / Fred: Nick went ballistic over a little trash in the floor... / Nick: And the walls, furniture, and ceiling! This place is a total dump! / Fred: I told you! We need a decomposing environment to rest and recuperate! / Nick:...
GPF Archive: Friday, December 13, 2002 Perspephone: Okay, since you boys can't resolve this peacefully, I will act as a neutral arbiter. / Nick: Hmph. / Fred: THIS I gotta see. / Persephone: Nick, Fred and I DO require a decomposing environment to survive, but it must not be at the sacrifice of your health. Fred will clean up the mess. / Fred:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 14, 2002 Persephone: I hope this little incident won't sour our staying here, Nick... / Nick: Nope. We just need to establish some ground rules. / Persephone: Fred is highliy intelligent, but at times he can be stubborn. / Nick: Actually, YOU'RE the one who surprised me, Persephone. / Nick: Usually, you're quiet. / Persephone:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 15, 2002 Seems like it's been forever since we've been on a date... / Considering all we've been through lately... / I think you're going to like this place. This is the best Japanese steakhouse in town... / I don't know...You know me and new restaurants... / Don't worry. You can get a steak, and I can get sushi....
GPF Archive: Monday, December 16, 2002 Nick: A shrimp appetizer ? Um, but I don't... / Ki: Like seafood, I know. Just tell the chef to give me yours. / Waitress: Misoshiru ? / Ki: Domo Arigato. / Nick: Mr. Roboto. / Nick: I should probably just shut up and eat the soup, right ? / Waitress: It's okay. We get that all the time.
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 17, 2002 Nick: So... I just sip the soup straight from the bowl... ? / Ki: Or you can ask for a spoon. / Nick: Good thing they gave me a fork to begin with... / Ki: Aw. Not even going to TRY using the chopsticks ? / Nick: It's not exactly the best ustensil for the dexterity impaired... / Ki: Here, you can try...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 Nick: So, did you and Sharon have a good time the other night ? / Ki: We had a blast. It's been a while since I had a girlfriend to hang out with. / Ki: She mentioned something I've been thinking about anyway, so I want your opinion. I'm thinking of letting my hair grow long. What do you think ? / Nick:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 19, 2002 Ki: Sharon's a really interesting person. Did you know she's diabetic ? / Nick: I think Fooker mentioned that once... / Ki: She really misses him. I think we ALL do. / Nick: Given the circumstances under which he left, I can understand why. / Ki: So, how are YOU ? It's been a few weeks... / Nick: I'm......
GPF Archive: Friday, December 20, 2002 Ki: The GUY... I was WITH ?! / Nick: Right before everything happened in New York, I called you. Yoshi sais you had some guy in your room. / Nick: Knowing hom little brothers work, I figured he was exaggerating facts or outright lying to make me angry with you. But I know you well enough to know better. / Nick:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 21, 2002 Ki: Whew... the chef is distracting Nick. I think he's lost that train of thought. / Ki: I'm definitely not ready to talk to Nick about Todd yet. I haven't sorted things out for MYSELF. How can I talk to HIM about it ? / Ki: "Nick, you rememver that time-traveling guy ? Well, he's really our son from...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 22, 2002 Soy sauce. Japanese ketchup. / SIZZLE! / CHOP! / CHOP! / CHOP! / TWIRL! / TOSS! / FLIP! / Dinner AND a show rolled into one... / That's Japanese effifiency for you...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 23, 2002 Nick: Mmm... This is pretty good. I wasn't sure I'd like japanese food... / Ki: Keep in mind, this is heavily americanized. / Ki: One of these days, I'll have to let you try my mom's cooking. She's awesome, unlike me. She does both chinese and japanese with ease. / Nick: That sounds like the perfect...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 24, 2002 Ki: So, you thinkg we've progressed to the "meet the parents" level ? / Nick: I think we've surpassed it. We've been dating for a while now. / Ki: Well, I'm an ADULT, and I don't need their APPROVAL. I can date whomever I choose. / Nick: I'm really close to my parents, and I've never brought home a date...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 25, 2002 Ki: I knew you didn't date much, but you never went on a date EVER ? / Nick: Um, no. Like I told you and Fooker before, nobody really seemed interested. / Nick: Well, actually there WAS that one youth camp I went to once and they had a Sadie Hawkins dinner... / Ki: Ah, where the girl picks the guy. THIS...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 26, 2002 Nick: Back to the parents topic. You won't have any problems with my folks. I'm sure they'll love you on sight. / Ki: I wish I could say the same. My mom won't be a problem. Your biggest worry from her will be not gaining fifty pounds from her cooking. My dad, though... / Ki: My dad came from a very...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, December 27, 2002 Nick: I'll be going home to see my folks soon. You're welcome to go with me... / Ki: Not just yet. I want to wait a little longer before we torture each other. / Nick: Whatever we decide, I think it shouldn't be too long before we make the introductions. The last thing we want is to wait until right...
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 28, 2002 Nick: It's a shame, I tell you... A crime against nature... / Nick: One innocent cow had to die for my steak, but YOU... you, my "sweet and innocent" girlfriend, are a FIEND! / Nick: What you have done amounts to genocide! An entire civilization wiped out for your gluttony! You should be ashamed! / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 29, 2002 Dexter: Good morning, Sherry... / Sharon: Dexter, it's SHARON... / Dexter: Oh, yeah. Sorry. I wonder why I keep forgetting that. / Sharon: Must... Kill... Fooker... / Dexter: What's going on ? / Sharon: Just restoring some of the old off-site backups. / Sharon: That's interesting... Ki had a really big...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 30, 2002 Dexter: Aw, c'mon, Sharon. Aren't you the SLIGHTEST bit curious about the strange file in Ki's home directory ? / Sharon: Dexter... / Sharon: With great power comes great responsibility. A sys admin does not go reading files and E-Mails of her users. It's unethical and a violation of Ki's privacy. / Dexter:...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 31, 2002 Sharon: Okay, just to prove Ki isn't writting a "porn novel", I'll look at the file. / Dexter: I'll bet I'm her co-start. / Sharon: Hmm. Actually, it DOES look like a novel: a FANTASY novel. "The Counsel of Ethendale." Looks like she's got several chapters already. / Dexter: Kewl. Let's see if it's...
 

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