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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 1, 2003 | Sharon: It looks like Ki based the characters in her novel on people she knows...
/ Dexter: I'll bet I'M the hero... / Sharon: Somehow I doubt that. I think she based the main character on herself. This elven ranger "Kithinera".
/ Dexter: Mmm... Ki with pointy ears... / Sharon: I forget how much of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030101.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 2, 2003 | [[Inside Ki's fantasy novel. An elven Ki is riding through the ruins of a caravan.]]
/ Narrator: The caravan lay in ruin, the refugees and their escorts slain. The evidence was clear. Orcs had ambushed them. / Narrator: Only the men remained. Women and children were taken as slaves. Even the horses... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030102.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 3, 2003 | [[Kithinera is braced up in a tree. Below her, people are speaking.]]
/ Person 1: Are you sure this is the way?
/ Person 2: No, but I'm more sure of my sense of direction than I am of your cooking... / [[Below is revealed four people: a mage, knight, barbarian, and rogue.]]
/ Mage[[Dwayne/Duncan]]:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030103.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 4, 2003 | [[Still in Ki's fantasy world, in the clearing where the caravan was raided. An arrow has been fired.]]
/ Knight: Archer! In the trees! / Rogue: I've got him!
/ Knight: Sharon, wait! Duncan...?
/ Mage: < |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 5, 2003 | [[Ki's fantasy world. Kithinera is on the ground, surrounded by the other four.]]
/ Narrator: The strangers were unknown Kithinera, obviously from outside the Realm. Although they clearly had nothing to do with the attack, she remained wary. / [[Shows the group; Dwayne, Fooker, Sharon, and Nick]]
/ Narrator:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030105.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 6, 2003 | [[Trent walks in.]]
/ Trent: What's so funny?
/ Dexter: What? Oh, we're reading Ki's novel in progress.
/ Sharon: DEXTER! / Trent: Really? I didn't know she was an author...
/ Dexter: Neither did we. But she's basing characters on some of us. / Trent: Hrm? What about you? Or _Me_? Am _I_ in this book?
/ Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030106.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 7, 2003 | [[Nicholas/Nick helps Kithinera/Ki up]]
/ Duncan/Dwayne: Can we trust this stranger, Nicholas? How do we know she isn't behind this attack?
/ Nicholas: Because elven rangers don't use orcish arrows. / [[Show Nicholas/Nick and Kithinera/Ki]]
/ Nicholas/Nick: I believe she has come upon this travesty much... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030107.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 8, 2003 | [[Nicholas/Nick and Kithinera/Ki survey the scene]]
/ Narrator: Strange as they were, Kithinera quickly learned that the Party was just as innocent of the carnage as she. / [[Sharon bows to a king seated on his throne while Nicholas/Nick and Duncan/Dwayne stand by]]
/ Narrator: Sharon ahd been sent to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030108.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 9, 2003 | [[The group is conferring with Kithinera]]
/ Nicholas/Nick: It seems we share a common purpose. Mayhaps it would be wise for us to combine our talents. Shall you join us, Kithinera?
/ Kithinera/Ki: I don't see why not. / [[Ki motions for the group to be quiet]]
/ Duncan: We could use your tracking skills.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030109.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 10, 2003 | [[Fookar/Fooker holds Dex-tar/Dexter's severed head, which is almost as large as he is]]
/ Narrator: The Ogre was dumb and slow, however, and was quickly dispatched. For the time being, Fookar's blood lust was quenched.
/ Fookar/Fooker: Ar ar ar! / [[Focus on the rest of the group]]
/ Kithinera/Ki: Ogres... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030110.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 11, 2003 | [[Horse riders travel along a road across hills, the Forgotten Mountains in the distance]]
/ Narrator: The journey to the Forgotten Mountains would be long and treacherous. Kithinera used this time to get to know her new companions. / [[The group is around an open fire; Sharon sings and plays a lute,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030111.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 12, 2003 | [[The group is seated at a tavern table. Various characters are strewn about the tavern, including Bruno the Bandit and his sidekick Fiona and Bob the Elf (from "Elf Life"). One warrior is passed out nearby.]]
/ Narration: As they neared the Mountains, they paused at a small tavern in hopes of finding... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030112.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 13, 2003 | [[Kithinera/Ki wakes up, chained, in Trenton/Trent's presence]]
/ Narrator: Kithinera awoke to the maniacal laughter of her captor...
/ Trent's voice: Hold on a second... / [[Trent is talking with Dexter and Sharon]]
/ Trent: First they're in an inn. Now she's captive.
/ Sharon: Some authors don't write... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030113.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 14, 2003 | [[The three viewers turn around, surprised, as Dwayne crosses his arms]]
/ Dwayne: So what time-wasting activity am I paying you three for _this_ time?
/ Sharon and Dexter: DWAYNE! / Sharon: Sorry, Dwayne, I was restoring the back-ups when I happened on this file of Ki's. Dexter convinced me to open it,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030114.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 | [[Trenton/Trent looks Kithinera/Ki in the face]]
/ Narrator: It was Lord Trenton, governor of the Western Lands and Warlord of Wormwood. His words dripped with venom as he- / [[Trent looks on with disdain as Sharon looks angry]]
/ Trent: Oh, of course... She paints me as the villain, just because she... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030115.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 16, 2003 | [[Dexter holds Trent back]]
/ Sharon: Now, where were we?
/ Dwayne: We'll have to remember this. It could come in handy... / [[Trenton/Trent confers with Gertrude/Trudy]]
/ Trenton: While the rest of the party eluded my orcs, we were able to capture _this_ one, my lady...
/ Gertrude/Trudy: She will suffice,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030116.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 17, 2003 | [[A carriage with a cage, driven by Trenton/Trent, travels down the road with orc escorts, to a distant castle]]
/ Narrator: Bound and flogged, Kithinera was led to Lord Trenton's dreaded torture laboratory, infamous throughout the Realm as a vile pit of hell upon earth. / [[Focus on Trenton/Trent]]
/ Narrator:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030117.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 18, 2003 | [[Duncan/Dwayne casts a spell, Fookar/Fooker grabs an orc, readying his bloodied axe, and Nicholas/Nick swings at an orc with his bloody sword]]
/ Narrator: The battle was brief but intense. Kithinera watched as her new companions made short work of the orc guards. / [[Nicholas/Nick and Trenton/Trent... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030118.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 19, 2003 | [[Kithinera/Ki kneels beside an unconscious Nick/Nicholas, near a dead orc, as Sharon stands by. Nicholas/Nick appears to have entry and exit wounds from Trent's sword]]
/ Kithinera/Ki: NICHOLAS!
/ Sharon: The sword pierced 'tween the armor plates, but he stilll lives! / [[Kithinera/Ki talks with Duncan/Dwayne]]
/ Duncan/Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030119.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 20, 2003 | [[Ki walks into room where others (Dex, Trent, Dwayne, Sharon) reading her manuscript. They are startled]]
/ Ki: Hey, Sharon! You want to get some lu--
/ Others: AAH!
/ [[All jump]] / Ki: What's going on in here?
/ Dwayne: Nothing! Nothing at all! Just a little conference is all! / [[Ki looks angry]]
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030120.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 21, 2003 | [[Ki with an angry look on her face, Dwayne with a look of confusion, Sharon looking sad and down at the floor]]
/ Ki: Okay, something fishy is going on here...
/ Sharon: I'm sorry, Ki. It's all my and Dexter's fault. / [[Ki glaring at Sharon with Evil Eyes, Sharon looking sad and down at the floor]]
/ Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030121.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 | [[Ki stands before Sharon's monitor in disbelief. Sharon is at the keyboard, and Dwayne is standing behind her.]]
/ Ki: You... read... my... private... file...
/ Sharon: I-I'm sorry, Ki! I didn't want to, really! Dexter-- / [[Ki screams, VERY loudly, pointing to the door. Dexter still has Trent in... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030122.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 23, 2003 | Sharon: Ki... I'm really sorry. I knew it was wrong to read your novel without your permission... A sys admin should never abuse her power. / Ki: I'm more upset with you as a _friend_ than as a user. How _could_ you? You let the whole office see it! I'm so embarrassed I could cry and so angry I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030123.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 24, 2003 | Ki: So you really did like my novel?
/ Sharon: Well, it's still pretty choppy, but it's off to a good start. / Ki: I've never thought of myself as creative, but I really liked this idea and wanted to give it a try. I'm still too embarrassed to show it around, but the feedback is nice. / Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030124.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 25, 2003 | Sharon: I'm sorry about this whole novel mess...
/ Ki: Oh, I forgive you. And I'm sorry I blew up at you. / Ki: I need to make sure to talk to the others. I'm still pretty sensitive about this book, and I don't want word of it getting out yet. / Sharon: As mad as you were, I doubt they'll say... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030125.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 26, 2003 | [[At a fast food outlet.]]
/ Nick: So you two still aren't going to tell me what you were talking about?
/ Ki: Girl talk.
/ Sharon: Mm hm. / Nick: Right...
/ Sharon: Subject change. Have you ever noticed that if you really miss someone, you think you see them everywhere? / Ki: Not really...
/ Sharon: I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030126.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 27, 2003 | Justin: D-do I *know* you?
/ Sharon: Of course you do! It's Sharon, your girlfriend! / Sharon: Unless... they mind-wiped you too!?!
/ Nick: It's not Fooker, Sharon. The voice is wrong, and he's wearing long pants. / Justin: Mind wipes? Long pants? Who *are* you people?
/ Nick: You wouldn't happen to be... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030127.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 28, 2003 | Justin: You must be friends of my scum-bag brother.
/ Ki: Brother? Then that makes you Justin, right? / Nick: So you know him?
/ Ki: Know of him. Fooker told me some about him back in college, but we never met. / Sharon: So this is Fookers brother? Not him?
/ Justin: I wish you people would stop using... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030128.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 29, 2003 | [[Ki and Sharon walk past Justin and Nick]]
/ Justin: So the red-headed fire cracker is his girlfriend? And no buck teeth or body odor? / Nick: You'll have to forgive Sharon. She really misses Foo-- I mean, Jason since he left the country... / Justin: Left the country, huh? Figures. That dog's probably... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030129.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 30, 2003 | [[View of outside GPF Software, Justin et al are inside]]
/ Justin: This is a safe place to talk about "stuff"?
/ Nick?: Yeah. Everyone who doesn't know is out to lunch. / [[Sharon, Nick, Ki, and Justin are in the GPF kitchen]]
/ Sharon: Coast is clear. Trent and Dexter are gone.
/ Nick: You said Jason... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030130.html |
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