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GPF Archive: Sunday, March 2, 2003 Alarm clock: 5:00 <> / [[Dexter, in striped blue pajamas, climbs out of bed.]] / [[Dexter is driving to work while eating a doughnut.]] / Coffee cup: Tar Buck / [[Dexter sits at his desk while Dwayne and Nick walk past, talking intently.]] / [[Dexter leaves the building as Sharon and Ki walk past...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 3, 2003 Nick: Has anyone seen Dexter? I need to talk to him about this code... / Ki: I think he went home early. / Ki: Come to think of it, I haven't seen much of him for a while. / Nick: He spends most of his time holed up in his office. / Sharon: Uh, oh. Looks like he's doing it again... / Nick: Doing what?...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 4, 2003 Nick: What do you mean by Dexter's "invisible phase?" / Sharon: Deep down, Dex is a very shy, insecure person. / Sharon: He never really had many friends, so he isn't very socially adept. He tends to over compensate by smothering people. When that fails, he tends to withdraw from everyone. / Ki: I don't...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 5, 2003 Ki: I don't like this. The less i have to interact with Dexter, the better. / Sharon: Ki It's for his own good. / Sharon: i know we all have reasond to hate Dexter, and maybe that's part of the problem. We alienate him, so he withdraws. We need to make him part of the team. / Nick: You've got a point...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 6, 2003 Ki: I *refuse* to help you two nurse Dexter's lonesome streak. If anyone has reason to believe he *deserves* alienation, it's *me*. / Ki: From the moment we met, he's hounded me. The one time I gave in, he threw out my stuff to make room for his "gifts." Even when I'm with Nick, he's after me. *Nothing*...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, March 7, 2003 Sharon: Okay, here's the plan. Nick, you're in charge of food. Dex will eat anything. So pick a place based on the rest of our tastes. / Nick: Right. / Sharon: Ki, you'll be the front man to lure Dex to our final destination. / Ki: Why me? Why don't *you* lure him there? / Sharon: Because every time...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 8, 2003 Dexter: Ki? What are you doing here? / Ki: Um, Dexter, I need your help. / Ki: Nick's busy tonight, and I need someone to help me install a new motherboard. / Dexter: Ooh... I'd offer to help, but "Enterprise" is coming on... / Ki: Dexter, *please*? I really could use your help with this. *Pretty*...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 9, 2003 [[Nick, Ki, Sharon and Dexter, sitting in a booth. AZZIP S'YNOTNA shows in the window behind them.]] / Dexter: Wow... Thanks, guys. This was totally unexpected. What's the occasion, buying me dinner and all? / Nick: Nothing in particular. We just noticed you weren't fitting into the team that quickly....
GPF Archive: Monday, March 10, 2003 Nick: You mean Dexter is actually nuts about *bowling*? / Sharon: Yep. He's a total fanatic. / Dexter: My family used to bowl all the time when I was a kid. I used to bowl in a league once until my contracting firm made me move. / Dexter: I'm just curious how you knew I like bowling so much, Sharon....
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 11, 2003 Ki: I think I know why they make bowling shoes so ugly. It's so no one will want to steal the rentals. / Dexter: Here you go. I tried to find balls for you girls that would be a good weight. Let me know if they are too heavy. / Ki: And the finger holes are actually small enough! Thanks, Dexter! / Sharon:...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 [[Nick sets up for the throw]] / [[Nick swings his arm back]] / [[Nick releases the ball just at the bottom of the swing]] / Nick: AH *HA*! A STRIKE! / Dexter: It only counts if it's in your own lane...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 13, 2003 Nick: I *hate* bowling. I'm horrible at it. / Ki: Hey, you're doing just fine. Your score is 23. / Nick: Yeah, and I'm on the ninth frame. / Sharon: It's okay, Nick. Even Dexter seems to be having an off night. / Nick: Oh, his perfect game was *ruined* by that spare. / Ki: Oh, stop being so competitive...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 14, 2003 Dexter: Gee, thanks, guys. This has been the best time I've had in a long time. / Sharon: We're glad you enjoyed yourself, Dexter. / Dexter: Um, Ki, I know I've been a real jerk in the past, and I'm sorry. Can we let that slide and be friends? / Ki: You're doing better, Dex. Probation lifted. / Dexter:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 15, 2003 Sharon: Heh... look at some of the old games in the arcade... I remember that one! / Dexter: Look at this one: A bowling game in a bowling alley! How goofy is that? / Nick: About as goofy as making a video game out of bass fishing. / Dexter: Or deer hunting. / Nick: Or *any* kind of hunting. / Sharon:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 16, 2003 [[Scene: The GPF offices. Sharon is sitting at her desk, looking at her monitor. On the wall, a poster of the Gamester is smiling.]] / Sharon, thinking: Uh oh... Here we go again... / [[Dwayne's office. Dwayne is at his desk. Sharon enters.]] / Sharon: Dwayne? Got a sec? I think our cracker is back... / Dwayne:...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, March 17, 2003 [[Yoshi is sitting at his computer, downtrodden. His friend, Scott, who has a punk haircut, is playing something on a console system.]] / Scott: Tosh, dude. Drop the hackin' stuff and play some GTA. / Yoshi: I can't believe I STILL haven't cracked that firewall... / [[Yoshi slides his chair closer to...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 18, 2003 [[Scott & Yoshi are in Yoshi's room. Posters of chemical elements and such adorn the walls. Scott approaches Yoshi, whose head is down.]] / Scott: Why do you keep trying to hack your sister's work network? / Yoshi: Dunno. Just a challenge, I guess. / Yoshi: I mean, I've hacked more secure nets, like...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 19, 2003 [[Yoshi is sitting in his chair by his desk and Scott has moved closer, sitting on the floor.]] / Scott: So why do you think S1r3n dropped offline? / Yoshi: Dunno. I think he was into some serious illegal stuff. So maybe the Feds nabbed him. / [[Scott looks up, hopeful.]] / Scott: Whoa... Was he, like,...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 20, 2003 [[Yoshi turns back to his computer.]] / Scott: What do your folks say about you hackin' and hangin' with online crooks? / Yoshi: They're about as stupid as they are ignorant. / [[Yoshi turns back to Scott.]] / Yoshi: Mom's too involved with her new job while Dad's recovering from his accident. She's hardly...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 21, 2003 [[Scott leans over the back of Yoshi's chair. Yoshi starts typing to S1r3n.]] / Scott: Dude, you got an IM from S1r3n? The online crook dude? / Yoshi: Stop saying "dude" so much. You sound like a stoned 80's skater. / [[Yoshi & S1r3n IM back & forth.]] / S1r3n: yo, b0r0m1r. you online? / b0r0m1r (Yoshi):...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 22, 2003 [[Yoshi & S1r3n continue to swap IM's.]] / b0r0m1r: got file. what's in it? / S1r3n: open and see, but don't show to anyone else. top secret. / [[Scott's point of view, over Yoshi's shoulder.]] / S1r3n: gotta go, feds tailing me again. keep file safe. will contact soon. / b0r0m1r: ok / [[Scott is standing...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 23, 2003 [[Dwayne and Trent are seated at a fancy restaurant in their best suits. Dwayne looks apprehensive and is giving Trent the evil-eye. Trent is buttoning his cufflinks, looking relaxed.]] / Dwayne: Now Trent, don't forget that Goodman Rubber is one of our oldest, most faithful clients, so don't screw...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 24, 2003 [[Client is smiling]] / Trent: So we can set you up a complete CRM solution to integrate with your existing internal applications. / [[Client looks intriqued]] / Trent: Our team can use Corba and Java OOP using XML to link your IIS through ASP, JSP, or even PHP, giving you a competitive ROI. / [[Client...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 25, 2003 [[Trent is seated next to Mr. Jones, grinning greasily. Mr. Jones looks thrilled at the proposal.]] / Mr. Jones: I like it! Your proposal sounds like the perfect solution to our problem, Mr. Terrell. And the price is right, too. / [[Trent stands. Dwayne is looking at him, in disbelief.]] / Trent:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 26, 2003 [[Dwayne walks by Nick's office. Nick is seated, holding his head, looking at a paper.]] / Dwayne: How goes the analysis of Trent's Goodman Rubber proposal, Nick? / Nick: Ugh. Dwayne, this is a NIGHTMARE. / [[Dwayne approaches and looks at Nick.]] / Nick: I don't think Trent has a clue what he's offering....
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 27, 2003 [[Nick and Dwayne confront Trent in his office. They are NOT happy. Trent leans over the back of his chair.]] / Dwayne: Trent, we have to talk about the Goodman Rubber proposal. / Trent: Fire away, Mr. D! / [[Dwayne & Nick are looking angrily at Trent.]] / Dwayne: Nick has analyzed your document and,...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 28, 2003 [[Trent throws his arms around Nick and Dwayne. Dwayne is surprised to be touched.]] / Trent: Look at this from the big picture, will you now, chums? / Nick: "Chums?" / [[Trent makes his smile a little more casual. Dwayne narrows his eyes at Trent.]] / trent: We want Goodman Rubber to stay one of our...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 29, 2003 [[Dwayne and Nick are meeting in Dwayne's office about cleaning up Trent's marketing mess]] / Dwayne: I just got off the phone with Mr. Jones of Goodman Rubber. I think I've cleared up Trent's muddying of the waters. / Nick: Good. / Dwayne: Unfortunately, that means we'll need to negotiate a new requirements...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 30, 2003 [[Nicole Duncan is in her bathroom, putting on earrings]] / <> / Dwayne: Hurry up, Honey... your boss won't be too happy if you show up late for your own promotion dinner... / Nicole: I know... will you get the phone? / [[The Duncans are in their living room, Dwayne holding the phone]] / Dwayne:...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 31, 2003 [[Dwayne and Nicole are in their car]] / Nicole: I can't believe we just left our toddler daughter in the care of a talking slime mold... / Dwayne: I know this sounds weird, Nicole, but Fred and Persephone are very intelligent and capable. They take some getting used to, but they are usually pretty...
 

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