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| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 2, 2003 | Alarm clock: 5:00 < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030302.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 3, 2003 | Nick: Has anyone seen Dexter? I need to talk to him about this code...
/ Ki: I think he went home early. / Ki: Come to think of it, I haven't seen much of him for a while.
/ Nick: He spends most of his time holed up in his office. / Sharon: Uh, oh. Looks like he's doing it again...
/ Nick: Doing what?... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030303.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 4, 2003 | Nick: What do you mean by Dexter's "invisible phase?"
/ Sharon: Deep down, Dex is a very shy, insecure person. / Sharon: He never really had many friends, so he isn't very socially adept. He tends to over compensate by smothering people. When that fails, he tends to withdraw from everyone. / Ki: I don't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030304.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 5, 2003 | Ki: I don't like this. The less i have to interact with Dexter, the better.
/ Sharon: Ki It's for his own good. / Sharon: i know we all have reasond to hate Dexter, and maybe that's part of the problem. We alienate him, so he withdraws. We need to make him part of the team. / Nick: You've got a point... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030305.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 6, 2003 | Ki: I *refuse* to help you two nurse Dexter's lonesome streak. If anyone has reason to believe he *deserves* alienation, it's *me*. / Ki: From the moment we met, he's hounded me. The one time I gave in, he threw out my stuff to make room for his "gifts." Even when I'm with Nick, he's after me. *Nothing*... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030306.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 7, 2003 | Sharon: Okay, here's the plan. Nick, you're in charge of food. Dex will eat anything. So pick a place based on the rest of our tastes.
/ Nick: Right. / Sharon: Ki, you'll be the front man to lure Dex to our final destination.
/ Ki: Why me? Why don't *you* lure him there? / Sharon: Because every time... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030307.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 8, 2003 | Dexter: Ki? What are you doing here?
/ Ki: Um, Dexter, I need your help. / Ki: Nick's busy tonight, and I need someone to help me install a new motherboard.
/ Dexter: Ooh... I'd offer to help, but "Enterprise" is coming on... / Ki: Dexter, *please*? I really could use your help with this. *Pretty*... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030308.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 9, 2003 | [[Nick, Ki, Sharon and Dexter, sitting in a booth. AZZIP S'YNOTNA shows in the window behind them.]]
/ Dexter: Wow... Thanks, guys. This was totally unexpected. What's the occasion, buying me dinner and all? / Nick: Nothing in particular. We just noticed you weren't fitting into the team that quickly.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030309.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 10, 2003 | Nick: You mean Dexter is actually nuts about *bowling*?
/ Sharon: Yep. He's a total fanatic. / Dexter: My family used to bowl all the time when I was a kid. I used to bowl in a league once until my contracting firm made me move. / Dexter: I'm just curious how you knew I like bowling so much, Sharon.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030310.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 11, 2003 | Ki: I think I know why they make bowling shoes so ugly. It's so no one will want to steal the rentals. / Dexter: Here you go. I tried to find balls for you girls that would be a good weight. Let me know if they are too heavy. / Ki: And the finger holes are actually small enough! Thanks, Dexter!
/ Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030311.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 | [[Nick sets up for the throw]] / [[Nick swings his arm back]] / [[Nick releases the ball just at the bottom of the swing]] / Nick: AH *HA*! A STRIKE!
/ Dexter: It only counts if it's in your own lane... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030312.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 13, 2003 | Nick: I *hate* bowling. I'm horrible at it.
/ Ki: Hey, you're doing just fine. Your score is 23. / Nick: Yeah, and I'm on the ninth frame.
/ Sharon: It's okay, Nick. Even Dexter seems to be having an off night. / Nick: Oh, his perfect game was *ruined* by that spare.
/ Ki: Oh, stop being so competitive... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030313.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 14, 2003 | Dexter: Gee, thanks, guys. This has been the best time I've had in a long time.
/ Sharon: We're glad you enjoyed yourself, Dexter. / Dexter: Um, Ki, I know I've been a real jerk in the past, and I'm sorry. Can we let that slide and be friends?
/ Ki: You're doing better, Dex. Probation lifted. / Dexter:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030314.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 15, 2003 | Sharon: Heh... look at some of the old games in the arcade... I remember that one! / Dexter: Look at this one: A bowling game in a bowling alley! How goofy is that? / Nick: About as goofy as making a video game out of bass fishing.
/ Dexter: Or deer hunting.
/ Nick: Or *any* kind of hunting. / Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030315.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 16, 2003 | [[Scene: The GPF offices. Sharon is sitting at her desk, looking at her monitor. On the wall, a poster of the Gamester is smiling.]]
/ Sharon, thinking: Uh oh... Here we go again... / [[Dwayne's office. Dwayne is at his desk. Sharon enters.]]
/ Sharon: Dwayne? Got a sec? I think our cracker is back...
/ Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030316.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 17, 2003 | [[Yoshi is sitting at his computer, downtrodden. His friend, Scott, who has a punk haircut, is playing something on a console system.]]
/ Scott: Tosh, dude. Drop the hackin' stuff and play some GTA.
/ Yoshi: I can't believe I STILL haven't cracked that firewall... / [[Yoshi slides his chair closer to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030317.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 18, 2003 | [[Scott & Yoshi are in Yoshi's room. Posters of chemical elements and such adorn the walls. Scott approaches Yoshi, whose head is down.]]
/ Scott: Why do you keep trying to hack your sister's work network?
/ Yoshi: Dunno. Just a challenge, I guess. / Yoshi: I mean, I've hacked more secure nets, like... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030318.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 19, 2003 | [[Yoshi is sitting in his chair by his desk and Scott has moved closer, sitting on the floor.]]
/ Scott: So why do you think S1r3n dropped offline?
/ Yoshi: Dunno. I think he was into some serious illegal stuff. So maybe the Feds nabbed him. / [[Scott looks up, hopeful.]]
/ Scott: Whoa... Was he, like,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030319.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 20, 2003 | [[Yoshi turns back to his computer.]]
/ Scott: What do your folks say about you hackin' and hangin' with online crooks?
/ Yoshi: They're about as stupid as they are ignorant. / [[Yoshi turns back to Scott.]]
/ Yoshi: Mom's too involved with her new job while Dad's recovering from his accident. She's hardly... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030320.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 21, 2003 | [[Scott leans over the back of Yoshi's chair. Yoshi starts typing to S1r3n.]]
/ Scott: Dude, you got an IM from S1r3n? The online crook dude?
/ Yoshi: Stop saying "dude" so much. You sound like a stoned 80's skater. / [[Yoshi & S1r3n IM back & forth.]]
/ S1r3n: yo, b0r0m1r. you online?
/ b0r0m1r (Yoshi):... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030321.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 22, 2003 | [[Yoshi & S1r3n continue to swap IM's.]]
/ b0r0m1r: got file. what's in it?
/ S1r3n: open and see, but don't show to anyone else. top secret. / [[Scott's point of view, over Yoshi's shoulder.]]
/ S1r3n: gotta go, feds tailing me again. keep file safe. will contact soon.
/ b0r0m1r: ok / [[Scott is standing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030322.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 23, 2003 | [[Dwayne and Trent are seated at a fancy restaurant in their best suits. Dwayne looks apprehensive and is giving Trent the evil-eye. Trent is buttoning his cufflinks, looking relaxed.]]
/ Dwayne: Now Trent, don't forget that Goodman Rubber is one of our oldest, most faithful clients, so don't screw... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030323.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 24, 2003 | [[Client is smiling]]
/ Trent: So we can set you up a complete CRM solution to integrate with your existing internal applications. / [[Client looks intriqued]]
/ Trent: Our team can use Corba and Java OOP using XML to link your IIS through ASP, JSP, or even PHP, giving you a competitive ROI. / [[Client... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030324.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 25, 2003 | [[Trent is seated next to Mr. Jones, grinning greasily. Mr. Jones looks thrilled at the proposal.]]
/ Mr. Jones: I like it! Your proposal sounds like the perfect solution to our problem, Mr. Terrell. And the price is right, too. / [[Trent stands. Dwayne is looking at him, in disbelief.]]
/ Trent:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030325.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 26, 2003 | [[Dwayne walks by Nick's office. Nick is seated, holding his head, looking at a paper.]]
/ Dwayne: How goes the analysis of Trent's Goodman Rubber proposal, Nick?
/ Nick: Ugh. Dwayne, this is a NIGHTMARE. / [[Dwayne approaches and looks at Nick.]]
/ Nick: I don't think Trent has a clue what he's offering.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030326.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 27, 2003 | [[Nick and Dwayne confront Trent in his office. They are NOT happy. Trent leans over the back of his chair.]]
/ Dwayne: Trent, we have to talk about the Goodman Rubber proposal.
/ Trent: Fire away, Mr. D! / [[Dwayne & Nick are looking angrily at Trent.]]
/ Dwayne: Nick has analyzed your document and,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030327.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 28, 2003 | [[Trent throws his arms around Nick and Dwayne. Dwayne is surprised to be touched.]]
/ Trent: Look at this from the big picture, will you now, chums?
/ Nick: "Chums?" / [[Trent makes his smile a little more casual. Dwayne narrows his eyes at Trent.]]
/ trent: We want Goodman Rubber to stay one of our... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030328.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 29, 2003 | [[Dwayne and Nick are meeting in Dwayne's office about cleaning up Trent's marketing mess]]
/ Dwayne: I just got off the phone with Mr. Jones of Goodman Rubber. I think I've cleared up Trent's muddying of the waters.
/ Nick: Good. / Dwayne: Unfortunately, that means we'll need to negotiate a new requirements... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030329.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 30, 2003 | [[Nicole Duncan is in her bathroom, putting on earrings]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030330.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 31, 2003 | [[Dwayne and Nicole are in their car]]
/ Nicole: I can't believe we just left our toddler daughter in the care of a talking slime mold... / Dwayne: I know this sounds weird, Nicole, but Fred and Persephone are very intelligent and capable. They take some getting used to, but they are usually pretty... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030331.html |
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