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| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 1, 2003 | [[Fred and Persephone are sitting by Sydney]]
/ Fred: You volunteered to baby-sit the Duncans' daughter?
/ Persephone: No, I'm getting paid $5 an hour. / Persephone: Besides, we could use the money. You haven't paid Nick our half of the rent yet.
/ Fred: I can't help it if the university cut funding. / Fred:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030401.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 2, 2003 | [[Fred and Persephone are baby-sitting Sydney]]
/ Fred: Well, she doesn't seem to grasp the sitting part...
/ Persephone: Oh, no! Where did Sydney go? / Fred: She appears to have toddled half-way across the room...
/ Persephone: And straight for Nick's newest invention!
/ Sydney: Tee Fee! / Fred: What... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030402.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 3, 2003 | [[Persephone catches up with the toddling Sydney]]
/ Sydney: Wamma wachk tee fee! Term on?
/ Persephone: Sydney, please come back here! / [[Sydney reaches for the stereo]]
/ Sydney: Kam ooh term if on? Wamma term if on.
/ Persephone: No, don't turn the stereo on, Sydney! / [[Sydney grabs the TV remote]]
/ Sydney:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030403.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 4, 2003 | [[Dwayne is calling Persephone from the dinner to check up on Sydney]]
/ Dwayne: Hello, Persephone? This is Dwayne. How are things going with Sydney?
/ Persephone: Oh, just fine, Mr. Duncan! / Dwayne: Good. Nicole was rather worried, since she doesn't really know you...
/ Persephone: Oh, I can definitely... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030404.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 5, 2003 | [[Nicole and Dwayne pick up Sydney]]
/ Nicole: Thank you very much for watching Sydney for us, Persephone.
/ Persephone: You're very welcome, Mrs. Duncan.
/ Sydney: Bye... / Nicole: Here's your pay. Um, can I ask, what exactly does a slime mold need money for...?
/ Persephone: Oh, to pay the rent.
/ Nicole:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030405.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, April 6, 2003 | Nick: Mr. Jones, I'm Nick Wellington from GPF Software. Dwayne Duncan sent me over...
/ Mr. Jones: Ah, yes! Welcome to Goodman Rubber, Nick! / Mr. Jones: Dwayne told me about the minor mix-up with Trent's proposal, and I agree with his plan to let you hash out the details with our head of I/T, Trish. / Mr.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030406.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 7, 2003 | [[Nick is with Trish in the Goodman Rubber offices]]
/ Nick: It looks like we can accommodate all your requirements. We'll want to double-check some of the version numbers first. / [[Nick notices Trish's Palm]]
/ Nick: Say, that's a nifty keyboard for your Palm. I've always wanted one...
/ Trish: I take... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030407.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 8, 2003 | [[Nick & Trish are in her office.]]
/ Nick: I think we've got a great start here. I'll run this by our staff and make sure they agree.
/ Trish: Super. / [[Trish looks coyly at Nick.]]
/ Trish: Say, why don't we get together tonight and discuss your team's thoughts over dinner?
/ Nick: Um, dinner? / [[Trish... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030408.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 9, 2003 | [[Nick gets back to GPF and walks into Ki's office. Sharon is standing behind Ki.]]
/ Ki: Hey, handsome. How'd the powwow with Goodman Rubber go?
/ [[Nick tugs at his collar nervously.]]
/ Nick: Okay, I think... / [[Sharon looks at Nick. Nick's eyes are getting wider and he is getting more nervous.]]
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030409.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 10, 2003 | [[Nick is seated before Sharon & Ki. Ki folds her arms. Nick looks nervous.]]
/ Ki: Let me get this straight. You're having dinner with some girl from Goodman Rubber to discuss their requirements doc?
/ Nick: Yeah... / Ki: Sounds innocent to me. Just a business dinner...
/ Sharon: Yeah, but couldn't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030410.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 11, 2003 | [[Ki and Nick are walking through the office.]]
/ Nick: So you're not upset about me having dinner with the Goodman Rubber girl?
/ Ki: No, I trust you implicitly. / [[Nick & Ki reach the doorway to the main part of the office.]]
/ Ki: This is a business function, and I know my Nick will be purely professional.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030411.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 12, 2003 | [[Ki explains the situation to Dexter, who is standing next to Sharon, seated on a desk. Ki is seated in a chair, across from them. Ki holds her finger to her chin, thinking. Dexter holds his hand out, recapping what he found out.]]
/ Dexter: So Nick's going to a business dinner with some chick, but... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030412.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, April 13, 2003 | [[Nick arrives at Luigi's. The neon sign over the bar confirms the location. He is sporting his light brown overcoat with a shirt and tie underneath. The maitre'D is busy with another couple.]]
/ Nick (thinks): Okay, Ki wasn't worried about this, so why should I be? Just another business meeting,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030413.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 14, 2003 | [[Ki, dexter and Sharon arrive at Luigi's. Ki is in a little black dress, Sharon is in a reddish dress with a shawl, and Dexter is in his suit and tie.]]
/ Ki: Okay, here's the plan. First, we'll scope out the place and find them. Then we offer Nick an escape route if needed. / [[Ki approaches the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030414.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 15, 2003 | Nick: So we reviewed the document, and it looks fine. We'll have the specs to you sometime next week.
/ Trish: Great. / Trish: Now that the boring stuff is out of the way, why don't you tell me all about yourself.
/ Nick: Oh, I-I'm pretty boring. You don't want to hear about me. / Trish: Yes I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030415.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 16, 2003 | Dexter: Man, he put us in the back, so we can't see anything.
/ Sharon: What's the deal with you and the maitre d'? / Ki: Long story. Dex, you said you saw them?
/ Dexter: Yeah, over in that far corner. And from what I saw, she's a geek goddess. / Ki: Rats. This could still be innocent, but I don't like... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030416.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 17, 2003 | [[Nick is getting more nervous. Trish's hand is approaching his.]]
/ Nick: Um, look, Trish, I'm really flattered at this attention, but...
/ Trish: All I've said is the truth as I've seen it. / [[Nick tugs at his collar. Trish explains her point with her hands, smiling.]]
/ Nick: Uh, what I mean is I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030417.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 18, 2003 | [[Ki gets up from the table with Sharon and Dexter.]]
/ Ki: You two stay here. I'm going to see if I can learn anything.
/ Sharon: How are you going to get near them? / [[Ki walks away, Sharon and Dexter look after her.]]
/ Ki: Let's just say I know where all the potted plants are in this place. / [[Ki... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030418.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 19, 2003 | [[Nick stands to leave. He narrows his eyes angrily.]]
/ Nick: Trish, I'm sorry, but I don't think this is appropriate. I have to leave.
/ [[Trish is surprised at Nick's reaction.]]
/ Trish: What? NO! Please! / [[Trish looks down, shamed.]]
/ Trish: I-I'm sorry! I have this bad habit of coming on too... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030419.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, April 20, 2003 | [[Ki comes out from behind the bush and crosses her arms. Nick snaps his head around.]]
/ Ki: I regret to inform you that you can't very well SHARE what isn't YOURS in the first place...
/ Trish: And who are YOU? / [[Nick furiously whispers to Ki.]]
/ Nick (whispers): What are YOU doing here?
/ Ki (whispers):... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030420.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 21, 2003 | [[Dexter and Sharon approach Nick and Ki. Nick doesn't look happy.]]
/ Sharon: There you are! We were about to come looking for you!
/ Ki: We're leaving. / [[Nick and Ki walk past Dexter and Sharon, visibly fuming.]]
/ Sharon: So... everything has been resolved?
/ Nick: Not quite yet, but we're done here. / [[Sharon... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030421.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 | [[Dexter enters and approaches Trish, who is looking depressed.]]
/ Dexter: So you work at a rubber company, right? Guess that means you get plenty of dates... Heh heh... / [[Trish looks angrily at Dexter over her shoulder. Dexter is shocked at such a strong reaction.]]
/ Trish: Forget it, buster. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030422.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 23, 2003 | [[Sharon is seated behind Nick and Ki in Nick's car. Nick and Ki have furious looks on their faces.]]
/ Sharon (annoyed): So, are you two just going to be mad at each other the whole drive home? / [[Sharon looks out her window, still annoyed.]] / [[Nick and Ki look at each other with neutral looks.]]
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030423.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 24, 2003 | [[Dwayne is walking with Nick in the office and Ki is following them.]]
/ Dwayne: I'm very sorry to hear about all this, but I'm glad you told me about it, Nick. / Nick: I almost hate to, Dwayne, but Trish's actions were wholly inappropriate. I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding, though, and we can... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030424.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 25, 2003 | [[Sharon is standing behind Ki, who is behind Nick, who is seated at his desk.]]
/ Sharon: So Trish got fired, even before you could file a sexual harassment claim?
/ Nick: Well, I wouldn't have gone THAT far, but yes. / [[Shot of Ki & Sharon.]]
/ Ki: Good riddance, I say. I wonder exactly why she got... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030425.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 26, 2003 | [[A dark-haired woman stands in a building, looking down over the dump and Dexter, standing up, trying to get his bearings.]]
/ Lady (thinks): Bah... That man with the mass of a small planet was no help at all. Fortunately, he shouldn't remember anything by now. / [[The lady moves toward the exit of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030426.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, April 27, 2003 | [[Persephone looks on as Nick is working furiously on an invention.]]
/ Persephone: Goodness... Nick's been absorbed in this new invention for weeks. Whenever he's not at work or with Ki, he's mesmerized my it. / [[Persephone turns to Fred, who is lost in his work on the computer.]]
/ Persephone: Fred,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030427.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 28, 2003 | [[Ki is watching Nick work, as Persephone crawls up her back and peers over her shoulder.]]
/ Persephone: So you're okay with Nick's tinkering?
/ Ki: Prof. Wisebottom said this would happen. I'll give him 'til seven before I bring him to reality. / Ki: So Fred got fired from his online university gig?
/ Persephone:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030428.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 29, 2003 | Ki: Fred, we know it hurts to lose your job, but you can't sit around and mope.
/ Fred: Bah. / Ki: This is the time to be proactive. You have to get up on your pseudopods and start looking. A job won't just fall in your lap. / Fred: And what sort of job do you suggest I look for, hm? Who will hire... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030429.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 30, 2003 | [[Ki and Persephone are thinking of jobs to get Fred. Nick is working on a small remote-sized invention with a screwdriver.]]
/ Ki: What kind of job can we find for Fred where he doesn't have to directly interface with people? / [[Ki leans in to Persephone.]]
/ Persephone: What about phone tech support?... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030430.html |
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