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GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 1, 2003 [[Fred and Persephone are sitting by Sydney]] / Fred: You volunteered to baby-sit the Duncans' daughter? / Persephone: No, I'm getting paid $5 an hour. / Persephone: Besides, we could use the money. You haven't paid Nick our half of the rent yet. / Fred: I can't help it if the university cut funding. / Fred:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 2, 2003 [[Fred and Persephone are baby-sitting Sydney]] / Fred: Well, she doesn't seem to grasp the sitting part... / Persephone: Oh, no! Where did Sydney go? / Fred: She appears to have toddled half-way across the room... / Persephone: And straight for Nick's newest invention! / Sydney: Tee Fee! / Fred: What...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 3, 2003 [[Persephone catches up with the toddling Sydney]] / Sydney: Wamma wachk tee fee! Term on? / Persephone: Sydney, please come back here! / [[Sydney reaches for the stereo]] / Sydney: Kam ooh term if on? Wamma term if on. / Persephone: No, don't turn the stereo on, Sydney! / [[Sydney grabs the TV remote]] / Sydney:...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 4, 2003 [[Dwayne is calling Persephone from the dinner to check up on Sydney]] / Dwayne: Hello, Persephone? This is Dwayne. How are things going with Sydney? / Persephone: Oh, just fine, Mr. Duncan! / Dwayne: Good. Nicole was rather worried, since she doesn't really know you... / Persephone: Oh, I can definitely...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 5, 2003 [[Nicole and Dwayne pick up Sydney]] / Nicole: Thank you very much for watching Sydney for us, Persephone. / Persephone: You're very welcome, Mrs. Duncan. / Sydney: Bye... / Nicole: Here's your pay. Um, can I ask, what exactly does a slime mold need money for...? / Persephone: Oh, to pay the rent. / Nicole:...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 6, 2003 Nick: Mr. Jones, I'm Nick Wellington from GPF Software. Dwayne Duncan sent me over... / Mr. Jones: Ah, yes! Welcome to Goodman Rubber, Nick! / Mr. Jones: Dwayne told me about the minor mix-up with Trent's proposal, and I agree with his plan to let you hash out the details with our head of I/T, Trish. / Mr....
GPF Archive: Monday, April 7, 2003 [[Nick is with Trish in the Goodman Rubber offices]] / Nick: It looks like we can accommodate all your requirements. We'll want to double-check some of the version numbers first. / [[Nick notices Trish's Palm]] / Nick: Say, that's a nifty keyboard for your Palm. I've always wanted one... / Trish: I take...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 8, 2003 [[Nick & Trish are in her office.]] / Nick: I think we've got a great start here. I'll run this by our staff and make sure they agree. / Trish: Super. / [[Trish looks coyly at Nick.]] / Trish: Say, why don't we get together tonight and discuss your team's thoughts over dinner? / Nick: Um, dinner? / [[Trish...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 9, 2003 [[Nick gets back to GPF and walks into Ki's office. Sharon is standing behind Ki.]] / Ki: Hey, handsome. How'd the powwow with Goodman Rubber go? / [[Nick tugs at his collar nervously.]] / Nick: Okay, I think... / [[Sharon looks at Nick. Nick's eyes are getting wider and he is getting more nervous.]] / Nick:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 10, 2003 [[Nick is seated before Sharon & Ki. Ki folds her arms. Nick looks nervous.]] / Ki: Let me get this straight. You're having dinner with some girl from Goodman Rubber to discuss their requirements doc? / Nick: Yeah... / Ki: Sounds innocent to me. Just a business dinner... / Sharon: Yeah, but couldn't...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, April 11, 2003 [[Ki and Nick are walking through the office.]] / Nick: So you're not upset about me having dinner with the Goodman Rubber girl? / Ki: No, I trust you implicitly. / [[Nick & Ki reach the doorway to the main part of the office.]] / Ki: This is a business function, and I know my Nick will be purely professional....
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 12, 2003 [[Ki explains the situation to Dexter, who is standing next to Sharon, seated on a desk. Ki is seated in a chair, across from them. Ki holds her finger to her chin, thinking. Dexter holds his hand out, recapping what he found out.]] / Dexter: So Nick's going to a business dinner with some chick, but...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 13, 2003 [[Nick arrives at Luigi's. The neon sign over the bar confirms the location. He is sporting his light brown overcoat with a shirt and tie underneath. The maitre'D is busy with another couple.]] / Nick (thinks): Okay, Ki wasn't worried about this, so why should I be? Just another business meeting,...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 14, 2003 [[Ki, dexter and Sharon arrive at Luigi's. Ki is in a little black dress, Sharon is in a reddish dress with a shawl, and Dexter is in his suit and tie.]] / Ki: Okay, here's the plan. First, we'll scope out the place and find them. Then we offer Nick an escape route if needed. / [[Ki approaches the...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 15, 2003 Nick: So we reviewed the document, and it looks fine. We'll have the specs to you sometime next week. / Trish: Great. / Trish: Now that the boring stuff is out of the way, why don't you tell me all about yourself. / Nick: Oh, I-I'm pretty boring. You don't want to hear about me. / Trish: Yes I...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 16, 2003 Dexter: Man, he put us in the back, so we can't see anything. / Sharon: What's the deal with you and the maitre d'? / Ki: Long story. Dex, you said you saw them? / Dexter: Yeah, over in that far corner. And from what I saw, she's a geek goddess. / Ki: Rats. This could still be innocent, but I don't like...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 17, 2003 [[Nick is getting more nervous. Trish's hand is approaching his.]] / Nick: Um, look, Trish, I'm really flattered at this attention, but... / Trish: All I've said is the truth as I've seen it. / [[Nick tugs at his collar. Trish explains her point with her hands, smiling.]] / Nick: Uh, what I mean is I...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 18, 2003 [[Ki gets up from the table with Sharon and Dexter.]] / Ki: You two stay here. I'm going to see if I can learn anything. / Sharon: How are you going to get near them? / [[Ki walks away, Sharon and Dexter look after her.]] / Ki: Let's just say I know where all the potted plants are in this place. / [[Ki...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 19, 2003 [[Nick stands to leave. He narrows his eyes angrily.]] / Nick: Trish, I'm sorry, but I don't think this is appropriate. I have to leave. / [[Trish is surprised at Nick's reaction.]] / Trish: What? NO! Please! / [[Trish looks down, shamed.]] / Trish: I-I'm sorry! I have this bad habit of coming on too...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 20, 2003 [[Ki comes out from behind the bush and crosses her arms. Nick snaps his head around.]] / Ki: I regret to inform you that you can't very well SHARE what isn't YOURS in the first place... / Trish: And who are YOU? / [[Nick furiously whispers to Ki.]] / Nick (whispers): What are YOU doing here? / Ki (whispers):...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, April 21, 2003 [[Dexter and Sharon approach Nick and Ki. Nick doesn't look happy.]] / Sharon: There you are! We were about to come looking for you! / Ki: We're leaving. / [[Nick and Ki walk past Dexter and Sharon, visibly fuming.]] / Sharon: So... everything has been resolved? / Nick: Not quite yet, but we're done here. / [[Sharon...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 22, 2003 [[Dexter enters and approaches Trish, who is looking depressed.]] / Dexter: So you work at a rubber company, right? Guess that means you get plenty of dates... Heh heh... / [[Trish looks angrily at Dexter over her shoulder. Dexter is shocked at such a strong reaction.]] / Trish: Forget it, buster. ...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 23, 2003 [[Sharon is seated behind Nick and Ki in Nick's car. Nick and Ki have furious looks on their faces.]] / Sharon (annoyed): So, are you two just going to be mad at each other the whole drive home? / [[Sharon looks out her window, still annoyed.]] / [[Nick and Ki look at each other with neutral looks.]] / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 24, 2003 [[Dwayne is walking with Nick in the office and Ki is following them.]] / Dwayne: I'm very sorry to hear about all this, but I'm glad you told me about it, Nick. / Nick: I almost hate to, Dwayne, but Trish's actions were wholly inappropriate. I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding, though, and we can...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 25, 2003 [[Sharon is standing behind Ki, who is behind Nick, who is seated at his desk.]] / Sharon: So Trish got fired, even before you could file a sexual harassment claim? / Nick: Well, I wouldn't have gone THAT far, but yes. / [[Shot of Ki & Sharon.]] / Ki: Good riddance, I say. I wonder exactly why she got...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 26, 2003 [[A dark-haired woman stands in a building, looking down over the dump and Dexter, standing up, trying to get his bearings.]] / Lady (thinks): Bah... That man with the mass of a small planet was no help at all. Fortunately, he shouldn't remember anything by now. / [[The lady moves toward the exit of...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 27, 2003 [[Persephone looks on as Nick is working furiously on an invention.]] / Persephone: Goodness... Nick's been absorbed in this new invention for weeks. Whenever he's not at work or with Ki, he's mesmerized my it. / [[Persephone turns to Fred, who is lost in his work on the computer.]] / Persephone: Fred,...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 28, 2003 [[Ki is watching Nick work, as Persephone crawls up her back and peers over her shoulder.]] / Persephone: So you're okay with Nick's tinkering? / Ki: Prof. Wisebottom said this would happen. I'll give him 'til seven before I bring him to reality. / Ki: So Fred got fired from his online university gig? / Persephone:...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 29, 2003 Ki: Fred, we know it hurts to lose your job, but you can't sit around and mope. / Fred: Bah. / Ki: This is the time to be proactive. You have to get up on your pseudopods and start looking. A job won't just fall in your lap. / Fred: And what sort of job do you suggest I look for, hm? Who will hire...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 30, 2003 [[Ki and Persephone are thinking of jobs to get Fred. Nick is working on a small remote-sized invention with a screwdriver.]] / Ki: What kind of job can we find for Fred where he doesn't have to directly interface with people? / [[Ki leans in to Persephone.]] / Persephone: What about phone tech support?...
 

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