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| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 31, 2003 | Ki: So, how is it you still exist, even though your timeline doesn't?
/ Todd: It's kind of a long story, and technically you're not supposed to know... yet. / Todd: So... have you told him yet? About me?
/ Ki: Nick? No. I'm not sure how. Last year was hard enough to handle for him _without_ the time travel. / Todd:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030531.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 1, 2003 | [[Yoshi's mutex avatar (Megabyte from "ReBoot") flies above the street. Down below he sees Nick's and Sharon's avatars riding a motor bike]]
/ Yoshi: Curses! It's Nick the nerd and that new sys admin, and they have spotted us! Gotta move! / [[Trudy (as Hexadecimal) is riding on the back of Yoshi's flying... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030601.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 2, 2003 | [[Nick and Sharon are crammed in the lightcycle]]
/ Sharon: Um, Nick.. it's getting a little crowded in here...
/ Nick: No problem ! / [[The top of the lightcycle vanishes]]
/ Nick: Instant convertible! Jeff Bridges would be jealous. / Nick: We're catching up to them, but we need some way to bring them... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030602.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 3, 2003 | [[Sharon and Nick ride in the lightcycle, as Sharon opens fire with her machine guns]]
/ Sharon: Hasta lasagna, baby!
/ Nick (thinking): Where have I heard that before? / [[A bullet ricochets off the vehicle containing Yoshi's avatar and S1r3n's avatar]]
/ Yoshi: Gah! They're taking pot shots at us!... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030603.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 4, 2003 | [[s1r3n and Yoshi as Hexadecimal and Megabyte from ReBoot, respectively, riding a hovercycle.]]
/ Yoshi: s1r3n, your avatar can blast them with viral energy. Shoot them already!
/ s1r3n: No! I won't! Not like this! / [[Closeup of Yoshi's face and one hand on the handlebar, as he presses a button.]]
/ Yoshi:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030604.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 5, 2003 | [[The lightcycle swerves to avoid a missile]] / [[Yoshi is sitting in his vehicle; S1r3n looks over his shoulder]]
/ S1r3n: What are you doing?!
/ Yoshi: I'm not trying to hurt them, just scare them off. Bombs away! / [[Yoshi's vehicle fires two more missiles]] / [[S1r3n charges up energy]]
/ S1r3n:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030605.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 6, 2003 | [[s1r3n, as Hexadecimal from ReBoot, blasts Yoshi (as Megabyte) with her avatar's viral energy in the Mutex. ]]
/ s1r3n: NO! / [[As his avatar's body dissolves under the barrage]]
/ Yoshi: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN--* / Yosh, {{as himself, back at his computer.}}: Nuts! Disconnected! / [[Nick and Sharon on... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030606.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 7, 2003 | [[The combined Matrix / Tron scene of the Mutex. A Tron-style "lightcycle" is flying through the air, narrowly avoiding two missiles]] / S1R3N: What have I done? I've come all this way only to freeze and panic at the mere sight of him? What's WRONG with me? / S1R3N: I can't let him control me like... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030607.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 8, 2003 | [[Two missiles hit Trudy's avatar]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030608.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 9, 2003 | [[in virtual reality]]
/ Sharon: Nick, Everything is being drawn into the point where the hacker exploded.
/ Nick: A reality singularity. / Sharon: A *what*?
/ Nick: Kind of like a black hole, but not quite. We need to find the others! / Sharon: But this lightcycle isn't fast enough to outrun it!
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030609.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 10, 2003 | {{In the previous comic, Nick ordered Fred to execute the "Flush" command, this comic depicts the execution of this command}} / [[Dwayne, in his Morpheus outfit is floating leisurely above a city, arms crossed behind his back and smiling. A white flash surrounds him]] / [[Dexter, in a Klingon battlesuit... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030610.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 11, 2003 | [[Appearing in a flash of light: Dexter as a Klingon, Trent nude and covering himself with his hands, and Dwayne falling on his chin, sunglasses having fallen off.]] / Dwayne, rubbing head: W-what happened?
/ Nick (Dressed as Neo from the Matrix): An emergency procedure. The MUTEX is unstable, so I transported... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030611.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 12, 2003 | [[Dwayne and Trent taking off MUTEX helmets]]
/ Dwayne: Wow... that was one INTERESTING ride...
/ Trent: A bit ANTICLIMACTIC, if you ask me... / Fred: The reality matrix has collapsed. The system is shutting down.
/ Nick: Thanks, Fred. / [[Dexter in the background, removing his helmet]]
/ Sharon: That... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030612.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 13, 2003 | [[Sharon, Dwayne, Nick and Ki. Sharon and Ki look surprised, Nick has a scruffy beard beginning and looks angry.]] / Sharon: Destroy the MUTEX?
/ Nick: It's far too dangerous. We're not ready for this level of suspension of reality. / Dexter: I'm sure with just a little tweaking...
/ Nick (pointing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030613.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 14, 2003 | [[Ki enters the room where Nick is sitting. Nick is looking over his empty, disabled MUTEX]]
/ Ki: Everyone else has gone home. How are you doing?
/ Nick: Better, I guess. I decided you're right, and I won't destroy the mutex. / [[Sideshot of Nick and Ki]]
/ Nick: I don't know why I keep doing this. Velociraptor,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030614.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 15, 2003 | Meanwhile, somewhere in northern Iraq...
/ [[A Royal Air Force Chinook helicopter lands; crew rush out to unload her.]] / Lieutenant: We've been ordered to give you Yanks a lift. Some chap named "Amadeus" is waiting...
/ Agent #12: Thanks, Lieutenant. / Agent #12: This year's vacation, I am NOT going... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030615.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 16, 2003 | An undisclosed location, somewhere in the Middle East...
/ [[An RAF Chinook helicopter comes in to land.]] / UGA Agent: Agents #18 and #46,656, report to Debriefing. #6 and #12, Amadeus is waiting... / UGA Agent: Amadeus has been briefed on your mission. He's been busy in the States, maintaining his... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030616.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 17, 2003 | [[Amadeus turns to face the agents.]]
/ Amadeus: Ah, Agents #6 and #12. Good to see you again. I heard your assignment was almost a success...
/ Agent #12: Hussein managed to elude us, sir. / Amadeus: True. But you drove him pretty far underground, just like Bin Laden. Good work, you two.
/ Agent #12:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030617.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 18, 2003 | Amadeus: Focus, #6. Now that our operations in Iraq and Afghanistan are winding down, it's time for us to focus on loose ends. Namely, the remnants of C.R.U.D.E. / Amadeus: Of the units involved in the Battle of Manhattan, most of their surviving stormtroopers are in our custody, as well as one of their... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030618.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 19, 2003 | [[Amadeus gives Fooker and Agent #12 a packet]]
/ Amadeus: Thus far, Moldfinger and Dr. Not have been successful in hiding from our agents. We have no solid leads on them, and I doubt we will for a while. / [[Fooker looks at the contents of the packet, which includes a photo of Trudy]]
/ Amadeus: The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030619.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 20, 2003 | [[Fooker and Agent #12 are standing in front of Amadeus]]
/ Amadeus: Your efficiency argument is valid, #12. Our units are spread thin at the moment, and we could easily use one of you on other assignments. / Amadeus: We also had a costly loss with the botched "Operation x86" recently. We lost several... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030620.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 21, 2003 | [[Fooker is changing while Agent #12 changes behind a folding screen]]
/ Agent #12: Three months in the Iraqi desert with you, and now I have to pretend to be your newlywed bride...
/ Fooker: Hey, I'm not thrilled about this either. / Fooker: Frankly, I'm getting tired of all this, Maddie.
/ Agent #12:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030621.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 22, 2003 | [[An airplane takes off from an airport in Miami]] / [[Fooker and Agent #12 walk through the terminal]]
/ Agent #12: Our first priority is to find our contact and locate Nefarious...
/ Fooker: Our first priority, "dear," is to keep our cover. We're supposed to be newlyweds, remember? / Agent #12: And... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030622.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 23, 2003 | [[Fooker and Agent #12 meet Mentho-lyptus]]
/ Mentho-lyptus: "There is an old Irish saying: never bolt your door..."
/ Fooker: "With a boiled carrot." You must be "Mentho-lyptus. / [[Mentho-lyptus gives Fooker an envelope]]
/ Mentho-lyptus: Correct, Agent #6. (cough) I have information (wheeze) here... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030623.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 | [[Fooker and Agent #12 arrive by a dock]]
/ Narrator: A short drive down U.S. Route 1 to Key West later...
/ Fooker: Honeypot Charters. This is the place. / [[Fooker and Agent #12 take a look around the place]]
/ Agent #12: There's nobody in the office, and it looks like one of the boats is gone.
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030624.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 25, 2003 | [[Fooker and Agent #12 is on a dock with a harpoon-bearing diver behind them. Fooker is looking through binoculars]]
/ Agent #12: There's a boat now... and it's approaching fast!
/ Fooker: Let's see who it is... / [[Fooker sees a girl on a boat with a gun]]
/ Agent #12: Well, what do you see? / [[Fooker... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030625.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 26, 2003 | [[Mary Ann stands on the dock as Fooker and Agent #12 stand up]]
/ Mary Ann: Sorry for startling you, but I thought it best to shoot first and answer questions later.
/ Agent #12: And you are...? / Mary Ann: Name's Mary Ann Honeypot. Some guy named Lozenge said I should be expecting you... / Agent #12:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030626.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 27, 2003 | AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, NEFARIOUS SET THIS UNDERWATER BASE UP YEARS AGO, BUT NEVER USED IT UNTIL RECENTLY. / MY GUESS IS HE KEPT IT AS A FALL-BACK HIDEOUT, IN CASE OF A BIG LOSS LIKE LAST YEAR IN NEW YORK.
/ SOUNDS REASONABLE. / SO HOW DO WE GET TO THE BASE?
/ WE'LL HAVE TO DIVE. WE'LL GO JUST INSIDE INTERNATIONAL... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030627.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 28, 2003 | HERE'S THE DIVE SPOT. I'M LOADING THE EXACT LOCATION INTO OUR GPS DEVICES. / WE'LL ALSO NEED TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL AS BOTH SHARKS AND ECOTERRORISTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO FREQUENT THESE WATERS. TAKE YOUR PICK OF WHICH IS WORSE. / I SEE THREE SETS OF SCUBA GEAR, BUT ONLY TWO WETSUITS...
/ OH, I USUALLY DIVE... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030628.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 29, 2003 | THERE'S A SMALL REEF OVER THERE. THE ENTRANCE TO THE BASE IS HIDDEN INSIDE IT. / I CAN'T FOLLOW, OR ELSE MY COVER WILL BE BLOWN.
/ OF COURSE. CHECK BACK IN TWO HOURS. / WHY DID YOU MOTION FOR ME TO SWITCH RADIO CHANNELS?
/ SO I COULD WARN YOU PRIVATELY... / WE'RE ABOUT TO BECOME VICTIMS OF A TRAP. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030629.html |
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