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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 30, 2003 | [[Trudy is on a bus, next to a young, noisy boy]]
/ Billy: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030730.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 31, 2003 | [[A silhouette of Nick is behind Trudy's right shoulder]]
/ Trudy: My past is behind me. What's done is done, and cannot be changed. It's time to move on. / [[A silhouette of Future Trudy is behind Trudy's left shoulder]]
/ Trudy: My future is unwritten. I am not held to a set fate. No one can set... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030731.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 1, 2003 | [[Trudy in a cheap motel room, papers strewn about. She sits on a bed in shorts and a tank top, clutching a few pieces of paper.]] / Trudy: (Thoughts) The alien weapons were confiscated by the FBI after New York. C.R.U.D.E. has been scattered. I will need to start everything from scratch. / Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030801.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 2, 2003 | [[Trudy is in a bedroom looking through some paper]]
/ Trudy: Mustn't give too much away too quickly... call anonymously, leave a few tantalizing tips... whet his appetite... / [[Trudy wears a business suit]]
/ Trudy: Next, we dress for success... but since we're broke, we make sure to leave on the tags,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030802.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 3, 2003 | [[Trudy walks past some security guards who gorge themselves on doughnuts]]
/ Trudy: Getting past the guards is never a problem with the right bait... / [[Trudy stands in an elevator]]
/ Trudy: Penthouse office... How typical of a corporate type. But the elevator ride gives me a few moments to review... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030803.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 4, 2003 | [[Trudy talks to Mr. Mayers]]
/ Trudy: The UGA, lesser known as the Undisclosed Government Agency. If your "organization" is as connected as it poses, I'm sure you've heard of them... / Mr. Mayers: Ultra-covert wing of the NSA, dealing primarily with international terrorism. Your point?
/ Trudy: Only... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030804.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 5, 2003 | [[Trudy and Mr. Mayers are talking]]
/ Trudy: A favor?
/ Mr. Mayers: Yes. A bit of bartering, if you wish. / Mr. Mayers: The Concordat has little use for your information about C.R.U.D.E. Aside from any internal water cooler gossip, we already know they pose no threat to us. / Mr. Mayers: However,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030805.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 6, 2003 | [[PC is in his fortress, video conferencing with Mr. Mayer's office]]
/ Mr. Mayer: Ah, PC. I see you've redecorated...
/ PC: Your humor is lacking as always, Mayers... / PC: It has been months since your last contact.
/ Mr. Mayers: Yes, I've been... busy. Business to run, schemes to plan... / PC: I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030806.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 7, 2003 | [[PC is in his fortress, video conferencing with Mr. Mayers' office]]
/ Mr. Mayers: All humor aside, Ms. Trueheart has detailed knowledge of your pursuers and is willing to help you avert their gaze.
/ PC: I see. / PC: And just what am I expected to do in return?
/ Mr. Mayers: Nothing. I will handle her... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030807.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 8, 2003 | [[Trudy and Mr. Mayers are by Mr. Mayers' car]]
/ Mr. Mayers: Something wrong, Miss Trueheart? / Trudy: Don't forget... PC isn't the only one seeking to avoid the UGA...
/ Mr. Mayers: Ah, I see. / [[Trudy and Mr. Mayers enter the car]]
/ Mr. Mayers: Not to worry. I have many alternative routes we can... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030808.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 9, 2003 | [[Trudy and Mr. Mayers are walking along a beach]]
/ Trudy: This PC certainly isn't in any sort of a rush, is he?
/ Mr. Mayers: He does have a considerable distance to travel... / Trudy: So... I assume a man of your power commands great respect within the Concordat, Mayers.
/ Mr. Mayers: I told you not... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030809.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 10, 2003 | [[PC and Ascii are on the beach with Trudy and Mr. Mayers, in front of a submersible with an adding machine at its entrance]]
/ PC: Tor the Calculate! Guard the submersible!
/ Tor: 2 + 2 = 4! / Mr. Mayers: PC, I have arranged a temporary location near Oceatlantic City for you and Ms. Trueheart to discuss... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030810.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 11, 2003 | [[Trudy, Mr. Mayers, and PC are in a cottage]]
/ Mr. Mayers: This small cottage is out of the way, yet within easy reach of Oceatlantic City. It will give you both time to lay low and discuss tactics. / [[Mr. Mayers gives Trudy a phone]]
/ Mr. Mayers: This cell phone will directly dial my assistant,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030811.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 12, 2003 | [[Ascii is in a casino and sees a man dressed as an ancient warrior]]
/ Ascii: L337!!! T|-|1S R0XX0R!!! / [[Ascii walks past some people at slot machines]] / [[Ascii passes a vacant slot machine labelled "Lady Luck" and stops]] / [[Ascii walks to Lady Luck]]
/ Ascii: |-|3Y B@bY.. 3YE G07 T|-|3 M0NEY,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030812.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 13, 2003 | [[PC and Trudy are brainstorming in the cottage]]
/ PC: I could pose as billionaire oil tycoon Pecos Clyde, from the state of Texas...
/ Trudy: And what? Wear a ten-gallon hat? Who would believe that? / Trudy: We'll have to alter any identifying marks... fingerprints, birth marks...
/ PC: Perhaps I should... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030813.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 14, 2003 | [[Trudy and PC are brainstorming in the cottage]]
/ Trudy: It's not uncommon for foreigners to seek entry to the US by marrying a citizen. It may prove slightly more difficult after 9-11, but it could possibly work... / Trudy: The problem is finding a woman willing to pose as your bride...
/ PC: You... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030814.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 15, 2003 | [[Ascii, PC, and Trudy are outside the Love Me Tender Wedding Chapel]]
/ Ascii: |-|3RE'Z WH3R3 W3 G07 H1CT|-|3D B0$Z!!! / [[They enter the chapel, a picture of Elvis hangs on the wall]]
/ Trudy: This place is downright disturbing... but should be adequate...
/ PC: I fail to understand the significance... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030815.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 16, 2003 | [[Trudy is in a changing room, holding a black dress]]
/ Trudy: (thinking) This entire situation is getting out of hand. I'll have to remember to get back at Mayers for all this eventually... / [[Trudy gets changed]]
/ Trudy: (thinking) Still, access to the Concordat will be worth the price of admission.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030816.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 17, 2003 | [[PC and an Elvis impersonator are waiting in the front of the wedding chapel]] / [[Trudy is at the other end of the chapel, in front of Lady Luck and beside Ascii]]
/ Trudy: That's your cue, you bucket of bolts! What's your problem? / Ascii: 3YE'M N3RV0UZ!! N3VER BE3N BEZ7 M@N B3F0RE!!!
/ Trudy: Careful... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030817.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 18, 2003 | [[PC and Trudy are at the front of the chapel, facing an Elvis impersonator.]]
/ Elvis: Uh thank ya, uh thank ya, uh thank y'all very much fer comin' ta thisahere shindig, where we join this here lil' sistah to this here... uh... / PC: I am a megalomanical sentient AI bent on world domination, but you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030818.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 19, 2003 | [[UGA troops have entered the chapel behind PC and Trudy]]
/ Trudy: Blast! The UGA found us! / PC: These flesh bags are the UGA? Somehow I expected something more intimidating...
/ Trudy: Intimidating or not, they have us surrounded! / Agent #18: Well, well. When we tracked Emperor PC's sub to the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030819.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 20, 2003 | [[UGA agents look through clouds of gas]]
/ Agent #18: (cough) Spread out! Cover all (hack) exits!
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030820.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 21, 2003 | [[Trudy rides away from the wedding chapel on a motorcycle]]
/ Trudy: (thinking) Heh heh... for all the aggravation, I couldn't have planned this better! / Trudy: (thinking) The UGA will fall upon PC, and while they battle, I'll steal the machine's sub and acquire and entire army of robotic minions! / [[Ascii... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030821.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 22, 2003 | [[Ascii fights UGA agents in the gas-filled chapel]]
/ Ascii: D3LE73!!! / Ascii: F0RM@T!!! / [[Agent #18 levels his gun at Ascii]] / Ascii: DEFR@GM3N7!!! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030822.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 23, 2003 | [[Trudy rides a motorcycle by a beach]]
/ Trudy: (thinking) This looks like the place... / [[Trudy raises the sub with the remote]]
/ Trudy: (thinking) Perfect! / [[Trudy walks towards the sub]]
/ Trudy: (thinking) Now if I can get underway quickly, the UGA won't have a chance of following... / [[Trudy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030823.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 24, 2003 | [[Ascii and PC are on a helicopter, flying away from the chapel]]
/ PC: I suppose I should express my gratitude to you... / [[Mr. Mayers turns to face PC]]
/ PC: Mayers? This is unexpected.
/ Mr. Mayers: As always, I'm here to help you in your time of need, PC. / PC: You have successfully facilitated... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030824.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 25, 2003 | [[A torpedo hits Trudy's submersible, while a second misses]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030825.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 26, 2003 | [[The UGA sub launches two torpedoes]] / [[Trudy sees the torpedoes heading towards her sub]]
/ Trudy: (thinking) Got to... maneuver... not gonna make it... / [[One torpedo misses, the other hits and breaks off a fin]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030826.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 27, 2003 | [[Trudy washes up the the shore]]
/ Trudy: (thinking) Intolerable... impossible... inconceivable! How did they know about that sub? / Trudy: (thinking) No underwater base... no doombots... this can't be happening! I will not lose ground again! I've come too far to suffer this many setbacks! / Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030827.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 28, 2003 | [[Trudy is outside the helicopter that contains PC and Mr. Mayers]]
/ Trudy: Just shut up and let me on board before the UGA shows up...
/ Mr. Mayers: Ah, yes... about that... / Mr. Mayers: On behalf of PC and myself, I'd like to thank you for fulfilling your obligation of redirecting the UGA...
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030828.html |
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