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GPF Archive: Sunday, September 28, 2003 [[Sharon is tied to a chair and is struggling to free herself]] / Sharon: Ngh... got to find a way out of here... / Fred: Psst! / [[Fred is on a box behind Sharon]] / Sharon: Fred! I was wondering where you disappeared to! / Fred: Just laying low while trying to find you. Hold still while I set you free... / [[Fred...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 29, 2003 [[Sharon and Fred sneak into where the brotherhood are holding their council]] / Fred: I still think we should scoot while we still can. / Sharon: Pipe down, Fred. Their council has started... / [[Zero One is surrounded be his fellow members of the brotherhood]] / Spike-haired brotherhood member: What?!...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 30, 2003 [[The members of the Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair are holding a meeting]] / Spike-haired brotherhood member: O great Zero One, you have challenged us to open our minds to new ideas in the past, but I'm afraid this is going too far! / Spike-haired brotherhood member: First he who shall not be named,...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 1, 2003 [[The members of the brotherhood are holding a meeting]] / One Zero: I for one believe Zero One may be correct, brothers. We should at least administer the final test to her to be sure. / Spike-haired brotherhood member: You have always been his lapdog, One Zero! I say we call for new leadership before...
GPF Archive: Thursday, October 2, 2003 [[A gas canister lands in the middle of the brotherhood's meeting]] / One Zero: Gas? / Spike-haired brotherhood member: Hack! Cough! It's the feds! We've been set up! Koff! / [[RIAA shock troops enter, wearing gas-masks and toting weaponry]] / RIAA trooper: Actually, we're from the RIAA, and we're...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, October 3, 2003 [[Sharon and Fred are caught in the cloud of gas]] / Sharon: Hack! Wheeze! Fred! W-where are you? / Fred: Right here. The gas doesn't affect me, but we need to get you out of here. / [[Sharon blindly climbs out a window]] / Fred: This window seems safe. No gun-toting freaks that I see. / Sharon: Cough...
GPF Archive: Saturday, October 4, 2003 Narrator: Later that night... / Scott: Who's there? / Tim: It's One Zero. Er, I mean, Tim. / Scott: And... the others? / Tim: Mostly arrested by the FBI. Some scattered, but I'm afraid the Brotherhood has disbanded. / Scott: That doesn't matter. Greg can have the Brotherhood if he wants. It has served...
GPF Archive: Sunday, October 5, 2003 [[Dexter, Sharon, Dwayne, Fred, Ki, Nick, and Trent are meeting]] / Dwayne: Okay, team, let's get our status for the week... / Nick: Well, the Gilmore project is about 95% complete. Just need to finish the documentation. / Ki: Gotta do a refresh on their table specs, too. I'm doing that today. / Sharon:...
GPF Archive: Monday, October 6, 2003 [[Dwayne is talking with Dexter. Sharon is standing by.]] / Dwayne: Okay, gang. That wraps things up. Dexter, I need you to stay for a few minutes. / Dexter: Um, okay. / [[Sharon squeezes between Dexter and the wall]] / Sharon: Will you move so I can at least escape your gravitational pull? / Dexter[[angry]]:Well,...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 7, 2003 [[Nick and Ki talk and walk into Fred's workspace. Fred has his headphones on.]] / Ki: No, you could be right. It doesn't look good at all / Fred: Care to clue me into this conversation? / Ki: Dwayne kept Dexter after the meeting. Since his contract is up for renewal, Nick thinks Dwayne may be letting...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 8, 2003 [[Nick has picked up Fred]] / Ki: What happened? / Fred: I-I don't know. I just slipped off the stool. / [[Nick suspiciously examines the stool]] / Nick: That's odd. The stool smells like that leather and trim polish you use on cars. / Fred: _And_ that you don't use on seats, because you could slip and...
GPF Archive: Thursday, October 9, 2003 [[Nick carries Fred into the break room with Ki. Sharon is reaching for something]] / Ki: So Trent's been pulling these pranks on you for a while now? / Fred: At least a few weeks. / [[Nick gets some bag lunches out]] / Fred: It started off as little things, but it's steadily getting worse. I'm afraid...
GPF Archive: Friday, October 10, 2003 [[Dexter comes into the break room looking burdened. Nick is comforting Fred]] / Ki: Hey, Dexter! How did your little meeting with Dwayne go? / Nick[[to Fred]]: Calm down... / [[Ki has her hand on Dexter's back]] / Ki: Dex? Are you okay? / Dexter: Um? Oh, um, sorry, Ki. Just got a lot on my mind. / [[Sharon...
GPF Archive: Saturday, October 11, 2003 [[Sharon glares at Dexter, who is also glaring]] / Sharon: Dexter, are you listening to me? / Dexter: No, Sharon. _You_ are going to listen to me. / Dexter: I don't know what your beef with me is, but I'm getting sick and tired of your cracks at my weight. Not everyone can be stick skinny like you. / [[Dexter...
GPF Archive: Sunday, October 12, 2003 [[Nick and Ki are talking with Sharon, who looks ashamed. Fred is leaning off the table]] / Nick: Sharon, what's your problem with Dex? You've been hard on him for months. / Sharon: I know, I know... / Sharon: Every now and then, I keep flashing back to when we dated and broke up. I try to hold that back,...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, October 13, 2003 [[Fred is in the hallway]] / Fred thinks: That Trent has gone too far. Lysol in my lunch bag is equivavlent to a death threat in my book, and I'm not going to take this lying down. / [[Trent's shadow is visible near Fred's]] / Fred thinks: Wait a minute... I _know_ that smell. But why would I smell it...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 14, 2003 [[Fred and Trent are in a hallway the GPF Software offices. Trent is holding an Ultra Soaker filled with bleach]] / Fred: Grr... That's it! I've had it with your infantile antics, Trent! That thing could have killed me! / Trent: Bah. It's just bleach. / Fred: Just bleach?! To me, it's just as bad...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 [[Sharon walks to Dwayne at the GPF Software offices]] / Sharon: Oh, Dwayne! Have you seen Dexter? He's not in his office... / Dwayne: Unfortunately, I have. He just left. / Sharon: He left? But it's only lunch time! / Dwayne: I know, but he said he had to swing by his contracting firm. He just quit...
GPF Archive: Thursday, October 16, 2003 [[Fred approaches Dwayne in his office. Sharon is leaving]] / Fred: Dwayne, can I have a word with you in private? / Dwayne: Sure, Fred. / Fred: You were very gracious to give me a job, even when I had no qualifications, and everyone has been very accommodating of my unique physical attributes, save...
GPF Archive: Friday, October 17, 2003 [[Nick and Ki are in Ki's office at GPF Software]] / Ki: Okay, that takes care of the buyer table. Just need to scan the rest and I'm done. / Nick: Great. Don't forget your documentation. / [[Ki faces Nick]] / Ki: Nick... is our relationship cooling? We haven't had that spark lately that we used to... / Nick:...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, October 18, 2003 [[Nick and Ki are in Ki's office. Ki is sitting on Nick]] / Ki: No scheduling. I think we should make time as it happens. My scans will take an hour, your meeting this afternoon was cancelled... seems we're both free to me. / Nick: Ki, we discussed this. We're going to wait until... you know... / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, October 19, 2003 [[Trent enters Dwayne's office]] / Dwayne: Trent, thank you for coming, I need to have a word with you... / Trent: Sure, Big D. / Trent: No need to thank me for the fabulous year of business we've had, but a 20% raise would be appropriate... / Dwayne: This has nothing to do with your performance. / Dwayne:...
GPF Archive: Monday, October 20, 2003 [[Sharon runs out of the GPF offices to Dexter, who is unlocking his car]] / Sharon: Dexter! Wait! / Dexter: Sorry, Sharon, but I don't have time for one more insult before I go... / Sharon: No, no! I came to apologize! / Sharon: Dexter, I'm really sorry about all the digs I made about your weight....
GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 21, 2003 [[Sharon and Dexter are sitting on the curb by the parking lot at GPF. Dexter is holding an old picture of Sharon]] / Dexter: So... you're diabetic and you lost all this to get healthy? / Sharon: I had to. If I didn't they said I was at serious risk of kidney failure... / Dexter: Wow... my doctor warns...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 [[Trent and Fred are in Dwayne's office]] / Trent: Aw, c'mon! You don't seriously believe what that thing is saying! / Fred: "That thing" should not be discussed in the third person when it's present. / Dwayne: Okay, calm down, both of you. Obviously, we have a conflict that needs resolved. Trent,...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, October 23, 2003 [[Trent and Fred are in Dwayne's office]] / Dwayne: Okay, that's enough! We obviously need to establish a few rules when it comes to you two. / Trent: Let me tell you what's obvious, Dwayne... / Trent: Everyone dances around, acting like this piece of filth is one of us. Well, it isn't. It's a parasite...
GPF Archive: Friday, October 24, 2003 [[Sharon and Dexter are standing outside GPF Software]] / Dexter: You do seem to know me better than Nick or Ki, even though I thought we only met last year. / Sharon: Um, Dex, maybe we should go back in... / Dexter: Yet somehow, I recall seeing you at a Star Trek con... but it was like we went together. / Sharon:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, October 25, 2003 [[Sharon and Dexter are standing outside GPF Software]] / Dexter: Fooker is a secret agent, and he mind-wiped me so his cover wouldn't be blown! / Sharon: And to protect you, Dex! Let's talk about this inside... / Dexter: And you obviously knew about it, and led me along. And the whole Megan Morrone...
GPF Archive: Sunday, October 26, 2003 [[Trent angrily exits Dwayne's office as Fred watches from outside the office]] / [[Fred enters Dwayne's office]] / Fred: Is it safe to come in now? / Dwayne: Yes, Fred. I've talked with Trent and given him a stern warning not to bother you again. / Fred: A warning? That's it? / Dwayne: This is his...
GPF Archive: Monday, October 27, 2003 [[Sharon and Dexter enter GPF Software]] / Sharon: So... are we okay now? / Dexter: I... think so. I'm still sorting out real memories from implanted ones... / Sharon: I know our break up has come crashing back now, but I think we've come a long way as friends this year, and I'd hate to lose that... / Dexter:...
 

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