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| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 28, 2003 | [[Sharon is tied to a chair and is struggling to free herself]]
/ Sharon: Ngh... got to find a way out of here...
/ Fred: Psst! / [[Fred is on a box behind Sharon]]
/ Sharon: Fred! I was wondering where you disappeared to!
/ Fred: Just laying low while trying to find you. Hold still while I set you free... / [[Fred... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030928.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 29, 2003 | [[Sharon and Fred sneak into where the brotherhood are holding their council]]
/ Fred: I still think we should scoot while we still can.
/ Sharon: Pipe down, Fred. Their council has started... / [[Zero One is surrounded be his fellow members of the brotherhood]]
/ Spike-haired brotherhood member: What?!... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030929.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 30, 2003 | [[The members of the Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair are holding a meeting]]
/ Spike-haired brotherhood member: O great Zero One, you have challenged us to open our minds to new ideas in the past, but I'm afraid this is going too far! / Spike-haired brotherhood member: First he who shall not be named,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030930.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 1, 2003 | [[The members of the brotherhood are holding a meeting]]
/ One Zero: I for one believe Zero One may be correct, brothers. We should at least administer the final test to her to be sure. / Spike-haired brotherhood member: You have always been his lapdog, One Zero! I say we call for new leadership before... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031001.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 2, 2003 | [[A gas canister lands in the middle of the brotherhood's meeting]]
/ One Zero: Gas? / Spike-haired brotherhood member: Hack! Cough! It's the feds! We've been set up! Koff! / [[RIAA shock troops enter, wearing gas-masks and toting weaponry]]
/ RIAA trooper: Actually, we're from the RIAA, and we're... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031002.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 3, 2003 | [[Sharon and Fred are caught in the cloud of gas]]
/ Sharon: Hack! Wheeze! Fred! W-where are you?
/ Fred: Right here. The gas doesn't affect me, but we need to get you out of here. / [[Sharon blindly climbs out a window]]
/ Fred: This window seems safe. No gun-toting freaks that I see.
/ Sharon: Cough... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031003.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 4, 2003 | Narrator: Later that night...
/ Scott: Who's there?
/ Tim: It's One Zero. Er, I mean, Tim. / Scott: And... the others?
/ Tim: Mostly arrested by the FBI. Some scattered, but I'm afraid the Brotherhood has disbanded. / Scott: That doesn't matter. Greg can have the Brotherhood if he wants. It has served... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031004.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 5, 2003 | [[Dexter, Sharon, Dwayne, Fred, Ki, Nick, and Trent are meeting]]
/ Dwayne: Okay, team, let's get our status for the week... / Nick: Well, the Gilmore project is about 95% complete. Just need to finish the documentation.
/ Ki: Gotta do a refresh on their table specs, too. I'm doing that today. / Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031005.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 6, 2003 | [[Dwayne is talking with Dexter. Sharon is standing by.]]
/ Dwayne: Okay, gang. That wraps things up. Dexter, I need you to stay for a few minutes.
/ Dexter: Um, okay. / [[Sharon squeezes between Dexter and the wall]]
/ Sharon: Will you move so I can at least escape your gravitational pull?
/ Dexter[[angry]]:Well,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031006.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 7, 2003 | [[Nick and Ki talk and walk into Fred's workspace. Fred has his headphones on.]]
/ Ki: No, you could be right. It doesn't look good at all
/ Fred: Care to clue me into this conversation? / Ki: Dwayne kept Dexter after the meeting. Since his contract is up for renewal, Nick thinks Dwayne may be letting... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031007.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 8, 2003 | [[Nick has picked up Fred]]
/ Ki: What happened?
/ Fred: I-I don't know. I just slipped off the stool. / [[Nick suspiciously examines the stool]]
/ Nick: That's odd. The stool smells like that leather and trim polish you use on cars.
/ Fred: _And_ that you don't use on seats, because you could slip and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031008.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 9, 2003 | [[Nick carries Fred into the break room with Ki. Sharon is reaching for something]]
/ Ki: So Trent's been pulling these pranks on you for a while now?
/ Fred: At least a few weeks. / [[Nick gets some bag lunches out]]
/ Fred: It started off as little things, but it's steadily getting worse. I'm afraid... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031009.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 10, 2003 | [[Dexter comes into the break room looking burdened. Nick is comforting Fred]]
/ Ki: Hey, Dexter! How did your little meeting with Dwayne go?
/ Nick[[to Fred]]: Calm down... / [[Ki has her hand on Dexter's back]]
/ Ki: Dex? Are you okay?
/ Dexter: Um? Oh, um, sorry, Ki. Just got a lot on my mind. / [[Sharon... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031010.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 11, 2003 | [[Sharon glares at Dexter, who is also glaring]]
/ Sharon: Dexter, are you listening to me?
/ Dexter: No, Sharon. _You_ are going to listen to me. / Dexter: I don't know what your beef with me is, but I'm getting sick and tired of your cracks at my weight. Not everyone can be stick skinny like you. / [[Dexter... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031011.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 12, 2003 | [[Nick and Ki are talking with Sharon, who looks ashamed. Fred is leaning off the table]]
/ Nick: Sharon, what's your problem with Dex? You've been hard on him for months.
/ Sharon: I know, I know... / Sharon: Every now and then, I keep flashing back to when we dated and broke up. I try to hold that back,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031012.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 13, 2003 | [[Fred is in the hallway]]
/ Fred thinks: That Trent has gone too far. Lysol in my lunch bag is equivavlent to a death threat in my book, and I'm not going to take this lying down. / [[Trent's shadow is visible near Fred's]]
/ Fred thinks: Wait a minute... I _know_ that smell. But why would I smell it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031013.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 14, 2003 | [[Fred and Trent are in a hallway the GPF Software offices. Trent is holding an Ultra Soaker filled with bleach]]
/ Fred: Grr... That's it! I've had it with your infantile antics, Trent! That thing could have killed me!
/ Trent: Bah. It's just bleach. / Fred: Just bleach?! To me, it's just as bad... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031014.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 | [[Sharon walks to Dwayne at the GPF Software offices]]
/ Sharon: Oh, Dwayne! Have you seen Dexter? He's not in his office...
/ Dwayne: Unfortunately, I have. He just left. / Sharon: He left? But it's only lunch time!
/ Dwayne: I know, but he said he had to swing by his contracting firm. He just quit... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031015.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 16, 2003 | [[Fred approaches Dwayne in his office. Sharon is leaving]]
/ Fred: Dwayne, can I have a word with you in private?
/ Dwayne: Sure, Fred. / Fred: You were very gracious to give me a job, even when I had no qualifications, and everyone has been very accommodating of my unique physical attributes, save... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031016.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 17, 2003 | [[Nick and Ki are in Ki's office at GPF Software]]
/ Ki: Okay, that takes care of the buyer table. Just need to scan the rest and I'm done.
/ Nick: Great. Don't forget your documentation. / [[Ki faces Nick]]
/ Ki: Nick... is our relationship cooling? We haven't had that spark lately that we used to...
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031017.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 18, 2003 | [[Nick and Ki are in Ki's office. Ki is sitting on Nick]]
/ Ki: No scheduling. I think we should make time as it happens. My scans will take an hour, your meeting this afternoon was cancelled... seems we're both free to me. / Nick: Ki, we discussed this. We're going to wait until... you know...
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031018.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 19, 2003 | [[Trent enters Dwayne's office]]
/ Dwayne: Trent, thank you for coming, I need to have a word with you...
/ Trent: Sure, Big D. / Trent: No need to thank me for the fabulous year of business we've had, but a 20% raise would be appropriate...
/ Dwayne: This has nothing to do with your performance. / Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031019.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 20, 2003 | [[Sharon runs out of the GPF offices to Dexter, who is unlocking his car]]
/ Sharon: Dexter! Wait! / Dexter: Sorry, Sharon, but I don't have time for one more insult before I go...
/ Sharon: No, no! I came to apologize! / Sharon: Dexter, I'm really sorry about all the digs I made about your weight.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031020.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 21, 2003 | [[Sharon and Dexter are sitting on the curb by the parking lot at GPF. Dexter is holding an old picture of Sharon]]
/ Dexter: So... you're diabetic and you lost all this to get healthy?
/ Sharon: I had to. If I didn't they said I was at serious risk of kidney failure... / Dexter: Wow... my doctor warns... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031021.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 | [[Trent and Fred are in Dwayne's office]]
/ Trent: Aw, c'mon! You don't seriously believe what that thing is saying!
/ Fred: "That thing" should not be discussed in the third person when it's present. / Dwayne: Okay, calm down, both of you. Obviously, we have a conflict that needs resolved. Trent,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031022.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 23, 2003 | [[Trent and Fred are in Dwayne's office]]
/ Dwayne: Okay, that's enough! We obviously need to establish a few rules when it comes to you two.
/ Trent: Let me tell you what's obvious, Dwayne... / Trent: Everyone dances around, acting like this piece of filth is one of us. Well, it isn't. It's a parasite... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031023.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 24, 2003 | [[Sharon and Dexter are standing outside GPF Software]]
/ Dexter: You do seem to know me better than Nick or Ki, even though I thought we only met last year.
/ Sharon: Um, Dex, maybe we should go back in... / Dexter: Yet somehow, I recall seeing you at a Star Trek con... but it was like we went together.
/ Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031024.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 25, 2003 | [[Sharon and Dexter are standing outside GPF Software]]
/ Dexter: Fooker is a secret agent, and he mind-wiped me so his cover wouldn't be blown!
/ Sharon: And to protect you, Dex! Let's talk about this inside... / Dexter: And you obviously knew about it, and led me along. And the whole Megan Morrone... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031025.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 26, 2003 | [[Trent angrily exits Dwayne's office as Fred watches from outside the office]] / [[Fred enters Dwayne's office]]
/ Fred: Is it safe to come in now?
/ Dwayne: Yes, Fred. I've talked with Trent and given him a stern warning not to bother you again. / Fred: A warning? That's it?
/ Dwayne: This is his... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031026.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 27, 2003 | [[Sharon and Dexter enter GPF Software]]
/ Sharon: So... are we okay now?
/ Dexter: I... think so. I'm still sorting out real memories from implanted ones... / Sharon: I know our break up has come crashing back now, but I think we've come a long way as friends this year, and I'd hate to lose that...
/ Dexter:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031027.html |
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