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| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 27, 2003 | Fred: I'm so glad Ki enjoyed this trip to your parent's home, Nick.
/ Nick: Me, too. / Fred: Now, about this rock I keep hearing about...
/ Nick: Oh, so Persephone told you, did she?
/ Persephone: Oops. / Nick: Look, I figured you two would find out sooner or later, but I don't want you telling anyone... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031227.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 28, 2003 | [[The Duncans' kitchen. Dwayne tries to feed Sydney with spaghetti. He has one on his head as well as tomato sauce on his pull-over. Sydney eats the spaghetti with her hands and has tomato sauce all over her mouth. Dwayne looks pretty amused by the situation. Nicole is in the background, wearing a vest... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031228.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 29, 2003 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen]] / Nicole: Fred, are you *SURE* you want to go through with this? Suing Trent is a big risk.
/ Fred: Oh, I'm sure. / Fred: That pointy-nosed freak needs to be put in his place.
/ Nicole: But have you exhausted all the non-legal options, like just talking? / [[Nicole... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031229.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 30, 2003 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen. NOTE: this is a colored strip]] / Nicole: So you wish to file on the ground of workplace discrimination, correct?
/ Fred: Correct. Trent violated my rights as a sentient being. / Nicole: You *do* realize that you can't sue *Trent* for harassment, right? It... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031230.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 31, 2003 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen. NOTE: this is a colored strip]] / Fred: I don't *want* to sue GPF. When I complained to Dwayne, he actually helped me by reprimanding Trent.
/ Nicole: Then he followed company policy and shouldn't be at fault. / Fred: He's *not* at fault. *Trent* is. *He's*... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031231.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 1, 2004 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen: Fred wants to sue Trent. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / [[Nicole looks upset, even angry]]
/ Nicole: Do you really think you have grounds for a *slander* suit against Trent?
/ Fred: I'm sure I can think of something that rat said that we can use... / [[Nicole... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040101.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 2, 2004 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen: Fred wants to sue Trent. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / Nicole: Fred, let me go to the heart of my point: you're not a U.S. citizen, so you have no rights in this country.
/ Fred: Oh, I *am* a citizen. / Nicole: How can *that* be?
/ Fred: Just like you,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040102.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 3, 2004 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen: Fred wants to sue Trent. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / Nicole: Fred, I think there's something here you haven't really considered. If you sued Trent, that would expose your existence to the entire world. / Nicole: For five years, you and Persephone... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040103.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 4, 2004 | SO AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS IMPLEMENTING OUR HR SOFTWARE FOR YOUR CUSTOMERS, MR. DUNCAN...
/ HMM... / WHEN SPRINGFIELD TIRE ASKED US TO SET UP AN EMPLSOFT PORTAL, I HAVE TO ADMIT I HAD NEVER HEARD OF IT.
/ WE'RE MUCH BIGGER IN EUROPE THAN HERE IN THE STATES. WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040104.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 5, 2004 | [[Craig is at the GPF offices]]
/ Sharon: Craig! What are you doing here?
/ Craig: Making a consulting call! And you work here?
/ Sharon: Yep! / Craig: Look at you! You look... you look... wow...
/ Sharon: Guess you haven't seen me since I lost all the weight... / Sharon: And what did you do to this?... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040105.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 6, 2004 | [[Sharon and Craig are walking through the GPF offices]]
/ Sharon: So how long are you in town?
/ Craig: Just a day. Had to drop off some info for your boss. I'm flying back tonight. / Sharon: Oh. I wish you were staying longer. We could catch up on old times.
/ Craig: Well, my flight isn't until late.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040106.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 7, 2004 | [[Nick talks to Dexter, by the photocopier in the GPF offices]]
/ Dexter: You seem deep in thought. Don't sprain anything...
/ Nick: I just saw Sharon go off to lunch with a strange man.
/ Dexter: So? / Nick: So? Sharon's wholly devoted to Fooker, even though he's been gone over a year.
/ Dexter: You... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040107.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 8, 2004 | [[Nick and Dexter are in a car as Craig and Sharon enter Wacky Burger]]
/ Dexter: There they are. They're going into Wacky Burger.
/ Nick: A far cry from Luigi's. / [[Dexter is wearing a trench-coat, hat, and a fake moustache]]
/ Nick: Why are you dressed like that? You look silly.
/ Dexter: I don't want... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040108.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 9, 2004 | [[Craig and Sharon are eating in Wacky Burger with Nick's car outside]]
/ Craig: Yeow... I never knew you were diabetic...
/ Sharon: Neither did I until my doctor told me. So I ate right, exercised, and lost all the weight. / Craig: The contacts help. Those soda bottle glasses weren't at all flattering.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040109.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 10, 2004 | [[Craig and Sharon are talking in Wacky Burger]]
/ Sharon: So you work for Emplsoft?
/ Craig: Yeah. I got in as a sales rep, and worked my way up to account manager. / Craig: I've been all over the world. London, Munich, Prague, Moscow, Rome... that reminds me... I have a favor to ask... / [[Nick's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040110.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 11, 2004 | [[Outside of Wacky Burger, Nick sits in his car and watches as Dexter runs in.]]
/ Nick: [[voiceover]] Never in my years of experience have I see that much mass accelerate so quickly. Even Newton would be astonished. / [[Dexter enters Wacky Burger angrily; Sharon is surprised.]]
/ Dexter: Stop right there!... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040111.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 12, 2004 | [[Craig and Sharon are talking in Wacky Burger]]
/ Craig: That was my point. Stacy's pregnant, and by the time my trip rolls around, travel will be pretty difficult for her. / Craig: I'd hate to go alone, and you're the only woman she'd probably trust me with. And none of the guys from work would look... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040112.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 | [[Sharon and Craig leave Wacky Burger]]
/ Sharon: I haven't planned any vacation yet this year, so I should have plenty of days to spare.
/ Craig: Great. I'll e-mail you the dates. / Craig: Make sure to get a passport far in advance. International travel has more red tape than it used to.
/ Sharon: Got... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040113.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 | [[Sharon and Craig stand outside Nick's car. Nick is in it and Dexter is sitting outside]]
/ Sharon: Craig, these are my friends and coworkers Nick Wellington and Dexter Smith. Guys, this is Craig Ridge, an old college friend of mine. / Sharon: What exactly were you two doing here?
/ Nick: We didn't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040114.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 15, 2004 | [[Sharon, Craig, and Dexter are outside Nick's car. Nick is sitting inside it. Craig shakes Dexter's hand]]
/ Craig: That's an interesting mustache there, Dexter. Classic villainous handlebars.
/ Dexter: Um, it's fake.
/ Craig: Oh. / Sharon: I assure you, Craig, they're not usually like this. They're... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040115.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 16, 2004 | [[Craig hugs Sharon outside Wacky Burger]]
/ Craig: Well, if your friends are here, I'll leave you with them and I'll hit the airport.
/ Sharon: Have a safe trip, and tell Stacy I said hello. / [[Craig walks away as Sharon waves]]
/ Craig: I'll see you in a few months! Take care!
/ Sharon: Bye, Craig! / [[Sharon... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040116.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 17, 2004 | [[Sharon and Dexter arrive from Wacky Burger]]
/ Dexter: Sharon, I'm sorry about all this. I guess I overreacted.
/ Sharon: Dexter, you should be sorry. On one hand, I'm very upset with you. / Sharon: On the other hand, I know you were just looking out for me, and I appreciate that. So I forgive you.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040117.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 18, 2004 | Ki: HEY, PERSEPHONE! I BROUGHT NICK A CALZONE AND YOU AND FRED SOME MOLDY PIZZA...
/ Persephone: THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE, KI! / Ki: IS SOMETHING WRONG? YOU LOOK WORRIED.
/ Persephone: I THINK THE INVENTOR'S GENE HAS KICKED IN AGAIN. NICK KEEPS CALLING FRED "IGOR" AND LOCKED THEM BOTH IN THE LAB...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040118.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 19, 2004 | {{Part of the A Tail of Two Species story arc; a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover event.}}
/ Ki: But how? You told us you destroyed "Velociraptor" and all plans associated with it!
/ Nick: I did! / Nick: But I made some modifications to the Mutex, and I didn't have a power source strong enough, so I kind... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040119.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 | [[Nick and Ki are in Nick's room, discussing his recent creation]]
/ Nick: Look, you're the one who convinced me not to give up, remember? You told me to keep trying... and I did. / Nick: The MUTEX has tons of potential, and I'm being very careful and controlled with how the VR is being used. I'm taking... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040120.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 21, 2004 | [[Ki sits in the MUTEX]]
/ Nick: I've added a few more safety features than last time. And Fred should have tighter control of the settings. / [[Nick sits down]]
/ Nick: And with just the two of us going in, we should have tighter control of the reality matrix, which means greater stability. We should... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040121.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 22, 2004 | [[Mischief is hanging upside-down in midair above The Gamester's viewing globe, with a big smile on her face]]
/ Mischief: Something wrong, Boss?
/ Gamester: It's too soon...much too soon... / Mischief: Oh, it's that Nick guy! And he's trying out that Muzak thing again?
/ Gamester: MuTEX, and he's plugged... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040122.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 23, 2004 | {{A Tail of two species. A Kevin & Koll/GPF Crossover event}} / [[two color swirl efect]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040123.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 24, 2004 | Feline Ki: If this isn't the Tron program, the what _is_ it?
/ Rodent Nick: I don't recall anything like this in the database... / Feline Ki: I thought you said the Mutex pulled its data from the Net.
/ Rodent Nick: It does. Have you been reading furry webcomics lately? / Feline Ki: No, but I think I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040124.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 25, 2004 | {{A Tail of Two Species, A Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover event}}
/ {{Double feature, two comics on one page}} / {{First comic, drawn by Jeffrey T. Darlington}}
/ [[Ki and Nick have been transformed. Ki is cat-like, Nick is mouse-like]]
/ Nick: Obviousley, there's been some kind of malfunction. Fred, can... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040125.html |
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