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GPF Archive: Saturday, December 27, 2003 Fred: I'm so glad Ki enjoyed this trip to your parent's home, Nick. / Nick: Me, too. / Fred: Now, about this rock I keep hearing about... / Nick: Oh, so Persephone told you, did she? / Persephone: Oops. / Nick: Look, I figured you two would find out sooner or later, but I don't want you telling anyone...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 28, 2003 [[The Duncans' kitchen. Dwayne tries to feed Sydney with spaghetti. He has one on his head as well as tomato sauce on his pull-over. Sydney eats the spaghetti with her hands and has tomato sauce all over her mouth. Dwayne looks pretty amused by the situation. Nicole is in the background, wearing a vest...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 29, 2003 [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen]] / Nicole: Fred, are you *SURE* you want to go through with this? Suing Trent is a big risk. / Fred: Oh, I'm sure. / Fred: That pointy-nosed freak needs to be put in his place. / Nicole: But have you exhausted all the non-legal options, like just talking? / [[Nicole...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 30, 2003 [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen. NOTE: this is a colored strip]] / Nicole: So you wish to file on the ground of workplace discrimination, correct? / Fred: Correct. Trent violated my rights as a sentient being. / Nicole: You *do* realize that you can't sue *Trent* for harassment, right? It...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 31, 2003 [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen. NOTE: this is a colored strip]] / Fred: I don't *want* to sue GPF. When I complained to Dwayne, he actually helped me by reprimanding Trent. / Nicole: Then he followed company policy and shouldn't be at fault. / Fred: He's *not* at fault. *Trent* is. *He's*...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, January 1, 2004 [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen: Fred wants to sue Trent. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / [[Nicole looks upset, even angry]] / Nicole: Do you really think you have grounds for a *slander* suit against Trent? / Fred: I'm sure I can think of something that rat said that we can use... / [[Nicole...
GPF Archive: Friday, January 2, 2004 [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen: Fred wants to sue Trent. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / Nicole: Fred, let me go to the heart of my point: you're not a U.S. citizen, so you have no rights in this country. / Fred: Oh, I *am* a citizen. / Nicole: How can *that* be? / Fred: Just like you,...
GPF Archive: Saturday, January 3, 2004 [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen: Fred wants to sue Trent. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / Nicole: Fred, I think there's something here you haven't really considered. If you sued Trent, that would expose your existence to the entire world. / Nicole: For five years, you and Persephone...
GPF Archive: Sunday, January 4, 2004 SO AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS IMPLEMENTING OUR HR SOFTWARE FOR YOUR CUSTOMERS, MR. DUNCAN... / HMM... / WHEN SPRINGFIELD TIRE ASKED US TO SET UP AN EMPLSOFT PORTAL, I HAVE TO ADMIT I HAD NEVER HEARD OF IT. / WE'RE MUCH BIGGER IN EUROPE THAN HERE IN THE STATES. WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK...
GPF Archive: Monday, January 5, 2004 [[Craig is at the GPF offices]] / Sharon: Craig! What are you doing here? / Craig: Making a consulting call! And you work here? / Sharon: Yep! / Craig: Look at you! You look... you look... wow... / Sharon: Guess you haven't seen me since I lost all the weight... / Sharon: And what did you do to this?...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 6, 2004 [[Sharon and Craig are walking through the GPF offices]] / Sharon: So how long are you in town? / Craig: Just a day. Had to drop off some info for your boss. I'm flying back tonight. / Sharon: Oh. I wish you were staying longer. We could catch up on old times. / Craig: Well, my flight isn't until late....
GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 7, 2004 [[Nick talks to Dexter, by the photocopier in the GPF offices]] / Dexter: You seem deep in thought. Don't sprain anything... / Nick: I just saw Sharon go off to lunch with a strange man. / Dexter: So? / Nick: So? Sharon's wholly devoted to Fooker, even though he's been gone over a year. / Dexter: You...
GPF Archive: Thursday, January 8, 2004 [[Nick and Dexter are in a car as Craig and Sharon enter Wacky Burger]] / Dexter: There they are. They're going into Wacky Burger. / Nick: A far cry from Luigi's. / [[Dexter is wearing a trench-coat, hat, and a fake moustache]] / Nick: Why are you dressed like that? You look silly. / Dexter: I don't want...
GPF Archive: Friday, January 9, 2004 [[Craig and Sharon are eating in Wacky Burger with Nick's car outside]] / Craig: Yeow... I never knew you were diabetic... / Sharon: Neither did I until my doctor told me. So I ate right, exercised, and lost all the weight. / Craig: The contacts help. Those soda bottle glasses weren't at all flattering....
GPF Archive: Saturday, January 10, 2004 [[Craig and Sharon are talking in Wacky Burger]] / Sharon: So you work for Emplsoft? / Craig: Yeah. I got in as a sales rep, and worked my way up to account manager. / Craig: I've been all over the world. London, Munich, Prague, Moscow, Rome... that reminds me... I have a favor to ask... / [[Nick's...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, January 11, 2004 [[Outside of Wacky Burger, Nick sits in his car and watches as Dexter runs in.]] / Nick: [[voiceover]] Never in my years of experience have I see that much mass accelerate so quickly. Even Newton would be astonished. / [[Dexter enters Wacky Burger angrily; Sharon is surprised.]] / Dexter: Stop right there!...
GPF Archive: Monday, January 12, 2004 [[Craig and Sharon are talking in Wacky Burger]] / Craig: That was my point. Stacy's pregnant, and by the time my trip rolls around, travel will be pretty difficult for her. / Craig: I'd hate to go alone, and you're the only woman she'd probably trust me with. And none of the guys from work would look...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 [[Sharon and Craig leave Wacky Burger]] / Sharon: I haven't planned any vacation yet this year, so I should have plenty of days to spare. / Craig: Great. I'll e-mail you the dates. / Craig: Make sure to get a passport far in advance. International travel has more red tape than it used to. / Sharon: Got...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 [[Sharon and Craig stand outside Nick's car. Nick is in it and Dexter is sitting outside]] / Sharon: Craig, these are my friends and coworkers Nick Wellington and Dexter Smith. Guys, this is Craig Ridge, an old college friend of mine. / Sharon: What exactly were you two doing here? / Nick: We didn't...
GPF Archive: Thursday, January 15, 2004 [[Sharon, Craig, and Dexter are outside Nick's car. Nick is sitting inside it. Craig shakes Dexter's hand]] / Craig: That's an interesting mustache there, Dexter. Classic villainous handlebars. / Dexter: Um, it's fake. / Craig: Oh. / Sharon: I assure you, Craig, they're not usually like this. They're...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, January 16, 2004 [[Craig hugs Sharon outside Wacky Burger]] / Craig: Well, if your friends are here, I'll leave you with them and I'll hit the airport. / Sharon: Have a safe trip, and tell Stacy I said hello. / [[Craig walks away as Sharon waves]] / Craig: I'll see you in a few months! Take care! / Sharon: Bye, Craig! / [[Sharon...
GPF Archive: Saturday, January 17, 2004 [[Sharon and Dexter arrive from Wacky Burger]] / Dexter: Sharon, I'm sorry about all this. I guess I overreacted. / Sharon: Dexter, you should be sorry. On one hand, I'm very upset with you. / Sharon: On the other hand, I know you were just looking out for me, and I appreciate that. So I forgive you....
GPF Archive: Sunday, January 18, 2004 Ki: HEY, PERSEPHONE! I BROUGHT NICK A CALZONE AND YOU AND FRED SOME MOLDY PIZZA... / Persephone: THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE, KI! / Ki: IS SOMETHING WRONG? YOU LOOK WORRIED. / Persephone: I THINK THE INVENTOR'S GENE HAS KICKED IN AGAIN. NICK KEEPS CALLING FRED "IGOR" AND LOCKED THEM BOTH IN THE LAB......
GPF Archive: Monday, January 19, 2004 {{Part of the A Tail of Two Species story arc; a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover event.}} / Ki: But how? You told us you destroyed "Velociraptor" and all plans associated with it! / Nick: I did! / Nick: But I made some modifications to the Mutex, and I didn't have a power source strong enough, so I kind...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 [[Nick and Ki are in Nick's room, discussing his recent creation]] / Nick: Look, you're the one who convinced me not to give up, remember? You told me to keep trying... and I did. / Nick: The MUTEX has tons of potential, and I'm being very careful and controlled with how the VR is being used. I'm taking...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 21, 2004 [[Ki sits in the MUTEX]] / Nick: I've added a few more safety features than last time. And Fred should have tighter control of the settings. / [[Nick sits down]] / Nick: And with just the two of us going in, we should have tighter control of the reality matrix, which means greater stability. We should...
GPF Archive: Thursday, January 22, 2004 [[Mischief is hanging upside-down in midair above The Gamester's viewing globe, with a big smile on her face]] / Mischief: Something wrong, Boss? / Gamester: It's too soon...much too soon... / Mischief: Oh, it's that Nick guy! And he's trying out that Muzak thing again? / Gamester: MuTEX, and he's plugged...
GPF Archive: Friday, January 23, 2004 {{A Tail of two species. A Kevin & Koll/GPF Crossover event}} / [[two color swirl efect]] / <> / [[Black panel with 4 text baloons]] / UGH... / Ki? / Ki? Where are you? / Ki: Here, open your eyes. / [[An image comes in to view, still out of focus]] / Nick: Are you okay? I think I blacked out. / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, January 24, 2004 Feline Ki: If this isn't the Tron program, the what _is_ it? / Rodent Nick: I don't recall anything like this in the database... / Feline Ki: I thought you said the Mutex pulled its data from the Net. / Rodent Nick: It does. Have you been reading furry webcomics lately? / Feline Ki: No, but I think I...
GPF Archive: Sunday, January 25, 2004 {{A Tail of Two Species, A Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover event}} / {{Double feature, two comics on one page}} / {{First comic, drawn by Jeffrey T. Darlington}} / [[Ki and Nick have been transformed. Ki is cat-like, Nick is mouse-like]] / Nick: Obviousley, there's been some kind of malfunction. Fred, can...
 

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