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GPF Archive: Monday, January 26, 2004 [[A diner. Nick (looking like a mouse) and Ki (looking like a cat) are sitting opposite Lindesfarne (a hedgehog) and Fenton (a bat). Nick has a plate of Swiss cheese in front of him. Ki has what looks like a dish of cat food in front of her.]] / Lindesfarne: I'm sorry, but we didn't even properly introduce...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 27, 2004 {{A Tail of Two Species, a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover Event.}} / {{First strip by GPF artist Jeffrey Darlington}} / {{Fenton from Kevin and Kell is a bat, Lindesfarne is an English hedgehog, Nick is currently a mouse (or possibly a rat, he isn't sure) and Ki is a orange tabby cat.}} / [[Fenton, with...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 {{A Tail of Two Species, a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover Event.}} / {{First strip by GPF artist Jeffrey Darlington}} / {{Fenton from Kevin and Kell is a bat, Lindesfarne is an English hedgehog, Nick is currently a mouse (or possibly a rat, he isn't sure) and Ki is a orange tabby cat.}} / [[Lindesfarne...
GPF Archive: Thursday, January 29, 2004 {{A Tail of Two Species, a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover Event}} / {{Nick and Ki from GPF are currently a white mouse (Or possibly a rat, he's not sure) and an orange tabby cat. Fenton is a bat, and Lindesfarne is an English hedgehog, both from Kevin & Kell}} / {{First strip, by GPF artist Jeffrey Darlington}} / [[Ki,...
GPF Archive: Friday, January 30, 2004 {{A Tail of Two Species, a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover Event}} / {{Nick is a white mouse (or rat, he's not sure), Ki is an orange tabby cat, Fenton is a bat, and Lindesfarne is an English hedgehog.}} / {{First strip, by GPF artist Jeffrey Darlington}} / [[Nick and Fenton play a console game as the TV...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, January 31, 2004 {{A Tail of Two Species, a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover Event}} / {{Nick is a white mouse (or rat, he's not sure), Ki is an orange tabby cat, Fenton is a bat, and Lindesfarne is an English hedgehog.}} / {{First strip, by GPF artist Jeffrey Darlington}} / Ki: Humans are far from perfect. We pollute our...
GPF Archive: Sunday, February 1, 2004 Feline Ki: How goes the compilation? / Rodent Nick: Slow. This "Microtalon" OS is familiar, yet foreign, and programming from memory is causing lots of bugs. / Feline Ki: Nick, if this _isn't_ a Mutex simulation, then what _is_ it? / Rodent Nick: I'm not sure yet. A parallel dimension, perhaps? / Feline...
GPF Archive: Monday, February 2, 2004 {{Part of the GPF/Kevin & Kell crossover. First comic drawn by Jeff Darlington.}} / [[Interspecies support group, Domain.]] / Lindesfarne: Nick and Ki, these are my parents, Kevin and Kell Dewclaw. / Kevin: If you couldn't tell, she's adopted. / Lindesfarne: These are our friends, Bruno and Corrie. / Bruno:...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 3, 2004 {{A Tail of Two Species, a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover Event}} / {{Nick is a white mouse (or rat, he's not sure), Ki is an orange tabby cat, Fenton is a bat, and Lindesfarne is an English hedgehog.}} / {{First strip, by GPF artist Jeffrey Darlington}} / [[Ki is talking to Danielle, a white rabbit]] / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 4, 2004 {{A Tail of Two Species, a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover Event}} / {{Ki is an orange tabby cat, Fenton is a bat, and Lindesfarne is an English hedgehog. Danielle is a white rabbit}} / {{First strip, by GPF artist Jeffrey Darlington}} / [[Lindesfarne and Ki talk, as Danielle walks away]] / Lindesfarne:...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, February 5, 2004 {{A Tail of Two Species, a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover Event}} / {{Ki is an orange tabby cat, Lindesfarne is an English hedgehog, and Danielle is a white rabbit.}} / {{First strip, by GPF artist Jeffrey Darlington}} / [[Danielle and Ki talk in the bathroom. Danielle points at Ki, shocked.]] / Danielle:...
GPF Archive: Friday, February 6, 2004 {{A Tail of Two Species, a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover Event}} / {{Nick is a white mouse (or rat, he's not sure), Ki is an orange tabby cat, Fenton is a bat, Danielle is a white rabbit, and Lindesfarne is an English hedgehog.}} / {{First strip, by GPF artist Jeffrey Darlington}} / Lindesfarne: Yes?...
GPF Archive: Saturday, February 7, 2004 [[Part of the Tale of Two Species crossover with Kevin & Kell. Pt 1 is GPF]] / Nick (as an anthropomorphic mouse): Okay, we're "alone" now. Go ahead, Fred. / Fred : Whew! You wouldn't believe what I've been through here! / Nick: We could say the same. What happened? / Fred: I still don't know,...
GPF Archive: Sunday, February 8, 2004 [[Nick and Ki are back in Nick's lab, removing the MUTEX headgear]] / Ki: We're back! / Nick: And apparently in one piece. Fred, can you run the biosensors? / Fred: Already on it. / Ki: Okay... we seem to be fine. But now I'm confused. Were we still in the MUTEX, or did we really travel to another universe? / Fred:...
GPF Archive: Monday, February 9, 2004 [[Ki holds the hairball]] / Ki: What do you mean our bodies weren't here? / Fred: Just that. I turned around and you were gone. I nearly slimed myself. / Nick: That's impossible. The MUTEX is incapable of transferring physical matter from one place to another! It's virtual reality! / Fred: Doesn't change...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 10, 2004 Ki: Remember how the last time we entered the MUTEX I said you should walk away from it for a while? I think this is another one of those times. / Ki: Obviously the MUTEX didn't operate correctly. I know you want to find out why, but I just want to rest. We're home. The MUTEX will wait. / Nick: Okay......
GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 11, 2004 Mischief: Okay, boss! I set up the isolation field like you asked. Now what? / Gamester: Now we wait. / Mischief: Hey, wait a millennium... How did they get back? I thought you said his Musilex thing was a one-way conduit... / Gamester: It was. The situation has been resolved. / Mischief: Boss! You didn't!?!...
GPF Archive: Thursday, February 12, 2004 Gamester: Yes, I personally returned the mortals to their home universe, but I timed it to coincide with the "slime mold" pushing random buttons. They have no idea I brought them back. / Gamester: Ki's insistence that nick step away from the device buys us valuable time. The isolation field will stop...
GPF Archive: Friday, February 13, 2004 Mischief: So... You've seen how this one ends? / Gamester: Not precisely. There are too many variables to be certain. / Gamester: What we do know is the track this universe will take on its own. When the other worlds get into the mix, the outcome becomes murky. / Mischief: So this is bigger than the...
GPF Archive: Saturday, February 14, 2004 Gamester: Right now, we need patience. Observation is the best approach until we know for certain whether our worst fears will be realized. / Gamester: Nick may not pursue his invention to its ultimate completion. If so, clean up will be messy but possible. Otherwise... sigh... / [[The Gamester holds...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, February 15, 2004 [[Trudy is asleep in what appears to be a nice bedroom]] / [[Trudy awakens]] / Nick's Voice: Trudy...Trudy, my darling. / Trudy: Nick? / [[Nick arrives, his shirt open and unbuttoned]] / Nick: It's so wonderful that I finally found you. I could not bear another day apart from you. I...I forgive you. / Trudy:...
GPF Archive: Monday, February 16, 2004 [[Trudy lies with Nick. Both are apparently naked.]] / Trudy: Oh, Nick...that was wonderful... it was better than I ever dreamed/ / Trudy: I've... I've been so lonely lately, and so worried of what you think of me. Do you really forgive me after all I've done? Do you really mean what you said? / [[Nick...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 17, 2004 [[Ki and Trudy sit up]] / Trudy: K-KI? / Ki: You know _why_ I'm angry? It's not about Nick. I could handle the competition. / Ki: I'm angry because you _used_ us. You _betrayed_ us. We were nothing but pawns to you, even when we gave you our hands in friendship. / [[Trudy attempts to turn away]] / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 [[Trudy sees Fooker and is shocked]] / Trudy: FOO-FOO-FOO-FOO- / Fooker: Quit your yammering and listen, Trudy. You have a lot of wrongs to answer for... / [[Trudy glares at Fooker]] / Fooker: Your actions resulted in death and destruction, millions in property damage, hundreds badly injured, and several...
GPF Archive: Thursday, February 19, 2004 [[Nefarious is staring Trudy in the face]] / Nefarious: You can't run from your past, Miss Trueheart. You're a wanted woman, and the hounds are on your tail (and what a tail it is.) / [[Nefarious leans closer, bending his nose in the process]] / Nefarious: The UGA will hunt you down for the rest of your...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, February 20, 2004 [[Trudy looks at Todd in surprise]] / Trudy: _Y-you_? You were the one that crashed into my apartment when _s-she_ first appeared! / Todd: You remember my face, but I'll bet you don't even know my _name_. / Todd: There's a lot you don't know about me, but you know what I represent. Your _future_ is unknown...
GPF Archive: Saturday, February 21, 2004 [[Trudy is horrified as Chuck seizes both her arms]] / Trudy: CHUCK! / Chuck: Get used to seeing this face when you close your eyes, _murderer_. / [[Trudy is crying as Chuck leans in]] / Trudy: I-I didn't _murder_ you! I _gave_ you a chance. You brought it upon _yourself_! / Chuck: _LIAR_! YOU LEFT ME TO...
GPF Archive: Sunday, February 22, 2004 [[Trudy kicks Empress Trudy]] / Trudy: NO! / Empress Trudy: HAHAHAHAHA / [[Empress Trudy stands up with a blanket draped around her]] / Empress Trudy: What's the matter, Trudy? Don't like looking into the mirror of your inescapable future? / Trudy: N-NEVER! / [[Empress Trudy's eyes flare red and her features...
GPF Archive: Monday, February 23, 2004 [[Trudy is wearing dark glasses and leaves after paying her rent]] / Trudy narrating: The dreams are getting worse. I haven't had a restful night in months. When I sleep, it's out of exhaustion. / [[Trudy approaches Fred's Deli: Open 24 Hours]] / Trudy narrating: Every time I close my eyes, I see them....
GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 24, 2004 [[A waitress brings some food to Trudy]] / Trudy narrating: I should be spending more time planning how to flee the country and tap into those hidden offshore accounts the FBI hasn't seized yet. / [[Trudy is sitting and the building across the street is visible]] / Trudy narrating: I should color my hair...
 

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