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| GPF Archive: Sunday, April 25, 2004 | [[A number of people looking at a hostess]]
/ Hostess; Good evening, everyone! Welcome to tonight's speed date event! / Hostess: Everyone should know the rules. Gentlemen, you've been assigned a starting number of a lady's table. When the bell rings, you move to the next lady's table. We continue until... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040425.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 26, 2004 | [[Dexter thinks to himself as he comes up to a short haired' lady in a black top at table 8]]
/ Dexter (thinking): That was painful. I hope this one's easier.
/ Dexter: Um... Hi... I-I'm Dexter, and... I, um... er... / DI (growling): Listen, maggot. I'm an army drill sergeant, and if you expect a second... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040426.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 27, 2004 | Blonde girl: Of course, I was really flattered to be chosen as Ms. August! It's a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can! / Blonde girl: Of course, that really boosted my movie career! I was actually originally cast as the woman in the red dress in the Matrix, but I couldn't remember my lines...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040427.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 | Dexter: It's really a common misconception that an Imperial Star Destroyer could take on the Enterprise. I mean, it would have size on its side, but lasers do nothing against Federation shields. / Dexter: Now, what _I'D_ like to see are the Klingons against "Babylon 5's" Narn. For some reason, that... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040428.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 29, 2004 | Dexter (looking depressed, thinking to himself): Man, this is terrible! This has to be the most miserable night of my life! If this doesn't make me swear off dating, nothing will! / Dexter (thinking to himself, as he looks at the last girl, a Rubenesque brown-haired girl wearing glasses): Sign... Well,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040429.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 30, 2004 | Dexter: So we effective dated the table but snapshotted it for faster reporting. A pretty inventive solution, I thought.
/ Lynn: Sounds like something we did! / Dexter: Ya know, I thought this night was a big waste, but I've really enjoyed talking to you, Lynn.
/ Lynn: Same here. You're the first guy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040430.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 1, 2004 | Fred: So is today when you finally call back your speed date sweetie?
/ Dexter: Yep! I'm going to call Lynn and try to set up a date tonight! / Lynn (on the phone): Hi, Dexter! I'm... I'm really sorry, but I met this random guy later that night. He's a former Swedish bodybuilder who owns a vast European... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040501.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 2, 2004 | [[Sharon, Stacy, and Craig unpack a car at the departures area of the airport]]
/ Stacy: Okay, are you sure you packed everything? Did you remember your reflux medicine?
/ Craig: Yes, Stacy... / Stacy: What about extra socks? I didn't see extra socks in your suitcase...
/ Craig: I promise that I packed... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040502.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 3, 2004 | [[Sharon and Craig are in an airport. The German watches them]]
/ The German: The mark has been spotted, Frau Doktor, although he is not alone... / [[The German looks at a photograph]]
/ Dr. Not: Not alone? Our contact stated he was married.
/ The German: Ja, but she does not match the photo of his wife... / [[Dr.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040503.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 4, 2004 | [[Sharon and Craig are in an aeroplane to Paris]]
/ Craig: Okay, tonight is open and free. You can do whatever you want, although I would suggest rest to cut down on the jet lag... / Craig: Tomorrow might be a good time to go sight seeing. I've got a couple meetings in the day, so you're on your own... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040504.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 5, 2004 | [[On the airplane, a stewardess passes by]]
/ Craig: I forgot to ask... you _do_ know how to speak French, right?
/ Sharon: No, but I got one of those translator gizmos. Watch... / [[THe stewardess asks Sharon for her order]]
/ Stewardess: Voulez-vous avoir quelque chose a boire? {{Translation: Would you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040505.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 6, 2004 | [[Craig and Sharon are in the airport in Paris]]
/ Craig: Okay, I need to hit the men's room, so I'll meet you in baggage claim. Think you can find it?
/ Sharon: With the signs in English, no problem. / [[Craig is in front of the men's washroom, where The German waits]] / [[The German bumps into Craig]]
/ Craig:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040506.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 7, 2004 | [[The German and Craig are facing each other. The German presses a button on a small gas canister]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040507.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 8, 2004 | [[The German, dressed as Craig, meets Sharon at the baggage claim]]
/ Sharon: Hey! What took so long?
/ The German: Sorry, Sharon. I ran into an old acquaintance in the restroom... / Sharon: Well, I got our bags, so we just need to catch a cab to the hotel...
/ The German: Oh, no. A cab won't do. A... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040508.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 9, 2004 | [[Sharon and The German are in a Parisian hotel]]
/ Bellhop: Your room, Mademoiselle...
/ Sharon: Thank you... / [[Sharon enters the room]]
/ Sharon: It's gorgeous! You can see the entire sky line, even Le Sacré-coeur and the Eiffel Tour! / [[The bellhop gives The German his key]]
/ Bellhop: You room... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040509.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 10, 2004 | [[Fooker and Agent #12 are in their hotel room with equipment set up. Fooker carries an ice bucket]]
/ Fooker: That's funny. I couldn't find the ice machine...
/ Agent #12: That's what room service is for, #6... / [[Agent #12 holds a piece of paper]]
/ Fooker: Huh. Guess I'm too cheap for my own good.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040510.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 11, 2004 | [[Fooker and Agent #12 are in their hotel room]]
/ Agent #12: Dr. Not won't be alone. Reports have a couple of henchmen with her, as well as someone in her employ known only as "The German." / Fooker: Yes, I've heard of him. True identity unknown, he is a master of disguise and can completely assume... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040511.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 12, 2004 | [[Fooker and Agent #12 are in their hotel room]]
/ Agent #12: Jason, we need to talk about your status. You're not still talking about leaving the UGA, are you?
/ Fooker: What makes you say that? / Agent #12: Little things you've said over the past few months. "I'm tired, Maddie," "I miss my friends,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040512.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 13, 2004 | [[Fooker and Agent #12 are in their hotel room in Paris]]
/ Fooker: Abandon you? Maddie, I thought we'd been through this...
/ Agent #12: Through it, yes. But we never finished it. / Agent #12: I've told you my feelings, and they haven't changed. And I know you're still hung up on that girl back home,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040513.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 14, 2004 | [[Fooker stands on the balcony of his hotel room]]
/ Fooker: (thinking) Sigh... Maddie's right. No matter how much I miss the gang, I can't go back. There's too much at stake, too much that could go wrong... / Fooker: (thinking) But the plans I put into motion... I can't back out now. But what if... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040514.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 15, 2004 | [[Adjacent hotel balconies. All words are thoughts.]]
/ Fooker: I WONDER WHAT SHE'S DOING RIGHT NOW...
/ Sharon: I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW... / Both: I GUESS I'LL NEVER KNOW ANYMORE...
/ [[turn away from each other]] / [[both leave balconies and go inside]] / [[Fooker goes back out, perplexed... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040515.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 15, 2004 | [[Adjacent hotel balconies. All words are thoughts.]]
/ Fooker: I WONDER WHAT SHE'S DOING RIGHT NOW...
/ Sharon: I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW... / Both: I GUESS I'LL NEVER KNOW ANYMORE...
/ [[turn away from each other]] / [[both leave balconies and go inside]] / [[Fooker goes back out, perplexed... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040515.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 16, 2004 | [[Hotel room with spy equipment]]
/ Maddie: MORNING, JASON. DID YOU FINISH THAT RESEARCH YOU STARTED?
/ Fooker: YEP. AT LEAST IT WILL GIVE US A STARTING PLACE. / Fooker: [[holds up paper for Maddie to see]] I'VE NARROWED OUR LIST OF RECONNAISSANCE TARGETS BASED ON OUR GUESS AS TO WHAT NOT IS AFTER.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040516.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 17, 2004 | [[Maddie watches Sharron and Ridge/The German stealthily]]
/ Maddie: [[thoughts]] BLAST! I THOUGHT SHE LOOKED FAMILIAR! SO IT IS HER. SHARON MURPHY, JASON'S OLD GIRLFRIEND. WE MET IN NEW YORK. / Maddie: [[peeks out after them, more thoughts]] BUT WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? AND WHAT'S HER CONNECTION... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040517.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 18, 2004 | [[Eiffel Tower observation deck]]
/ Sharon: WHAT A MAGNIFICENT VIEW! I'M GLAD I BROUGHT MY CAMERA / Sharon: IT'S BREATHTAKING! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT?
/ Ridge/German: NOT ON THIS EARTH... / Sharon: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY HERE! IT'S LIKE A DREAM...
/ Ridge/German: AND I DON'T WANT... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040518.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 | [[Ridge/German sweeps Sharon into his arms. She looks shocked.]]
/ Ridge/German: WE CAN FINALLY STOP PRETENDING, SHARON. NO ONE WE KNOW WILL SEE US HERE...
/ Sharon: WHAT THE--? / [[close up on face, as Ridge/German leans in for a kiss]]
/ Ridge/German: WE CAN FINALLY EXPRESS THAT WHICH WE HAVE HIDDEN... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040519.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 20, 2004 | [[Sharon and The German are on the Eiffel Tower. Sharon has just kneed The German]]
/ The German: Did I... misinterpret some... thing...?
/ Sharon: One of us misinterpreted something if you thought that was what this weekend was about! / Sharon: I came along with you as a favor to you and Stacy. You... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040520.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 21, 2004 | [[Agent #12 talks to a radio, behind a brochure]]
/ Agent #12: I've got him, #6. The German has replaced Ridge. I'm positive.
/ Fooker: Excellent. How did you find out? / Agent #12: Let's just say he made a tactical error.
/ Fooker: Okay. I'm on my way. Where are you currently? / Agent #12: Um, negative... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040521.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 22, 2004 | [[The German is in his hotel room, talking into a radio]]
/ Dr. Not: You're late. Report.
/ The German: My apologies, Frau Doktor. This day has proved most difficult. / Dr. Not: Explain.
/ The German: Ridge's companion. We were... incorrect on their relationship. My cover may have been blown. / [[Dr.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040522.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 23, 2004 | [[The German stands outside Sharon's bathroom door, dressed for the ball]]
/ The German: Um, Sharon... about yesterday...
/ Sharon: Yes, why don't you explain about yesterday. Then I'll have the facts straight when I tell Stacy... / [[The German pulls out a small pill bottle]]
/ The German: I'm sorry.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040523.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 24, 2004 | [[Fooker and Agent #12 are in their room, preparing for a ball]]
/ Agent #12: Why would The German replace Ridge? I thought Bengala would have been a better target.
/ Fooker: Bengala's too well known in this circle. / Fooker: Still, Ridge must have some connection that Not may want to exploit.
/ Agent... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040524.html |
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