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| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 20, 2005 | [[Professor Wisebottom's Laboratory, The professor, Nicole Duncan, Fred and Fooker are present]]
/ Prof. Wisebottom: The size of the number is less important than the EXISTENCE of one, Fred! That alone sets you apart from others of your kind...
/ Fred: Still, I think it should be higher. / Prof. Wisebottom:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050120.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 21, 2005 | [[In prof. Wisebottom's lab, prof. Wisebottom is giving Fred back to Nicole. In the background some laboratory glasswork and a computer can be seen. A narrator-box reads: "The next day..."]]
/ Nicole: Well, how did things go?
/ Prof. Wisebottom: Very well, and as you can see, he is still in one piece. / [[Shot... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050121.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 22, 2005 | [[Nicole stands inside an elevator. An ominous shadow appears on the wall as the doors open with a]]
/ ((Ding!)) / [[Mercedes and Nicole eye eachother, Mercedes with a smug smile, Nicole calm and confident]]
/ Mercedes De La Croix: Good morning, Nicole! Are you ready to negotiate a settlement, or are... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050122.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 23, 2005 | Sharon: Fooker, your birthday is coming up, and since you've become so much more open-minded, I thought I'd give you something extra special.
/ Fooker: Okay... / Sharon: It's a maxed-out Power Mac! With dual 2.5GHz G5s, 8GB RAM, 500GB disk space, superdrive, and Mac OS X tiger! Of course, it comes with... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050123.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 24, 2005 | [[Sharon and Fooker are browsing a bargain computer show]]
/ Sharon: So have you heard the lastest about Nick and Ki's wedding plans?
/ Fooker: Mm, don't think so... / Sharon: Ki's stuck trying to find another bridesmaid. You're best man and he's also got Dwayne and Dexter, but all Ki has is me and Nicole.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050124.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 25, 2005 | Sharon: Fooker, what's up with you today?
/ Fooker: Sorry. I've been out in space.
/ Sharon: Obviously. You just passed a row of dirt-cheap motherboards without flinching. / Sharon: What has you so distracted?
/ Fooker: I dunno. I had this silly, crazy dream last night, and it got me thinking about...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050125.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 26, 2005 | [[Sharon and Fooker are at a concessions stand in a bargain computer show]]
/ Sharon: So what was this dream about?
/ Fooker: That's not important. It's just random neurons firing in an unconscious mind. / Sharon: Ooh... that means it's a really bad one...
/ Fooker: No, no, it's... it's what it got me... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050126.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 27, 2005 | [[Sharon and Fooker are sitting at a table at a bargain computer show]]
/ Sharon: You mean... you're worried about us getting... married?
/ Fooker: Dang it! I knew I should have kept my mouth shut! Kernel panic! / [[Sharon blushes]]
/ Sharon: I... I didn't know you were that... serious about us.
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050127.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 28, 2005 | [[Sharon and Fooker are discussing marriage at a computer show's concessions area]]
/ Sharon: I didn't know you wanted to marry me...
/ Fooker: Well, that's just it. Technically, I don't. But I thought you might. / Sharon: So... you don't want to marry me...?
/ Fooker: Gah, that's not what I meant. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050128.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 29, 2005 | [[Sharon and Fooker are talking at a computer show]]
/ Sharon: Fooker, if you don't want to get married, that's okay. I didn't think we had really been together long enough to even think about it yet.
/ Fooker: Whew. / Sharon: I've seen lots of successful marriages, including the Duncans. And I'm sure... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050129.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 30, 2005 | [[shows a city in the middle of a blizzard]]
/ Trudy narrating: I have never believed in fate. There is no such thing as destiny. Providence is only the capital of Rhode Island. / [[A shadowy figure runs through a back alley]]
/ Trudy narrating: Even when I faced my future self, Ruler of an entire world,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050130.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 31, 2005 | Trudy narrating: They call him Agent #18. I read up on him while I was still with C.R.U.D.E. Next to Fooker and that #12 chick, he's their best.
/ [[Agent #18's foot lands on Trudy's back]] / Trudy narrating: Why the UGA sent him instead of Fooker, I don't know. Perhaps Fooker would take it too personally.
/ [[Agent... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050131.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 1, 2005 | [[Agent #18 kicks Trudy]]
/ Trudy narrating: He has hounded me, nipping at my heels, for months now. Ever since... since I saw *them* together. I should never have gone to see Yoshi. / [[Trudy blocks a blow from Agent #18]]
/ Trudy narrating: I haven't had a real moment of rest. And ever since I caught... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050201.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 2, 2005 | [[Trudy punches Agent #18 in the face. Both have scratches on their faces]]
/ Trudy narrating: The blizzard is getting wrose. The streets are deserted, except for a couple of fools. At least we don't have an audience. / [[Agent #18 kicks Trudy in the chest and knocks her against a dumpster]]
/ Trudy narrating:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050202.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 3, 2005 | [[Trudy raises the bar above #18's head as he reaches out]]
/ Trudy narrating: I swing the heavy metal bar with all my might. I can hear his bones crunching with each blow, but I dare not stop. It could be my only chance. / [[Trudy hits Agent #18 in the face and draws a lot of blood]]
/ Trudy narrating:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050203.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 4, 2005 | [[Trudy looks at a bloodied agent #18]]
/ Trudy narrating: I look at his prone form. Did I kill him? No, I can see him still breathing. He'll live, but he'll need reconstructive surgery. / [[Trudy starts to walk away]]
/ Trudy narrating: I have to put as much distance between us as possible. Even if I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050204.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 5, 2005 | [[Trudy lies in the snow, apparently unconscious]]
/ Trudy narrating: I have never believed in fate. / [[Trudy is still in the snow, but headlights are visible.]] / [[A car stops near Trudy]] / [[Dr. Akhilesh Seghal gets out and bends over near Trudy]]
/ Trudy narrating: But there's a first time for... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050205.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 6, 2005 | [[Trudy lays, injured, on Akhilesh's couch]]
/ Trudy: I have no idea how long I was out. Hours? Days? Did it really matter?
/ Trudy: I wake to strange surroundings and the overwhelming fear of being caught. / [[Trudy tries to sit up]]
/ Trudy: But my body fails me. My attempt to sit up brings sharp... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050206.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 7, 2005 | [[Trudy lays on Akhilesh's couch. Akhilesh stands nearby, dressed as a clown.]]
/ Trudy: I could only think of one thing to say...
/ Trudy: What the @#%&?
/ Akhilesh: Oh, my! Such language! / Akhilesh: Just for that, young lady, you shall not receive any cookies. They were animal shaped, too...
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050207.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 8, 2005 | [[Trudy lays on Akhilesh's couch]]
/ Trudy: What's with the clown costume?
/ Akhilesh: Oh, I wear this when I visit the Children's Wing at the hospital. / Akhilesh: I have not worn it in some time, and since I did not expect you to awake for a while, I tried it on. It still fits, if a bit snug around... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050208.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 9, 2005 | [[Trudy lays on Akhilesh's couch]]
/ Akhilesh: My name is Akhilesh. What is your name?
/ Trudy: I'd... rather not say... / Akhilesh: I see. I gather you were in some sort of trouble, or else someone would not have injured you so badly. I have not called the police, nor shall I unless you ask. But... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050209.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 10, 2005 | [[Trudy lays on Akhilesh's couch as he brings a bowl of soup]]
/ Akhilesh: Ah! You are awake again! And just in time for dinner! / [[Akhilesh gives Trudy the tray with the soup]]
/ Akhilesh: I am not much of a cook, which is fortunate for you, as all I know how to make is spicy Indian dishes. But I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050210.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 11, 2005 | [[Trudy eats soup on Akhilesh's couch as Akhilesh looks out the window]]
/ Trudy: Why did you bring me here? Why didn't you take me to the hospital?
/ Akhilesh: The blizzard is getting worse. All the roads have been closed. / Akhilesh: In fact, I was on my way home from there when I found you. I wanted... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050211.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 12, 2005 | [[Trudy lays on Akhilesh's couch, playing Sorry with him]]
/ Trudy: This doctor is so... strange. And not just with his clown suit and obsession with board games...
/ Akhilesh: Oop! Sorry! / Trudy: I don't know if it is his awkward humor or his odd mannerisms. But I don't feel threatened by him. I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050212.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 13, 2005 | [[Trudy lays on Akhilesh's couch]]
/ Trudy: The next few days pass slowly as my body painfully rebuilds itself. Meanwhile, the blizzard continues to bury the city, making my escape even less likely. At least the storm has halted the UGA's search for me. / Trudy: Akhilesh continues to care for me, even... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050213.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 14, 2005 | [[Trudy sees images of Ki, Fooker, Chuck, and Dr. Nefarious]]
/ Trudy: But while my body rests, my mind is still tormented. The dreams are there every single night. Faces haunt me... / [[Trudy sees images of Future Trudy, the Gamester, and Todd]]
/ Trudy: Three now take prominence. The kid and my future... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050214.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 15, 2005 | [[Trudy carries some dishes to Akhilesh's kitchen]]
/ Trudy: Before long, I regain enough strength to be more independent. Not enough to run, of course, but enough to do most things for myself. / [[A snowplow goes down the street]]
/ Trudy: The city slowly recovers from its own white virus, but in my... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050215.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 | [[Trudy is in Akhilesh's kitchen, looking at a kitchen knife]]
/ Trudy: I stare at my reflection as if I am drawn into a whirlpool, drowning in its viselike grip. I hear a voice, my voice, whispering, beckoning... / Trudy: Yes, it would be so simple. It would be over so quickly. And no one would know... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050216.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 17, 2005 | [[Akhilesh looks behind him in his kitchen]]
/ Akhilesh: Trudy? / [[Akhilesh looks for Trudy]]
/ Akhilesh: Trudy?
/ Akhilesh: Oh! You are in the bathroom! I apologize! / [[Akhilesh stands by his bathroom door]]
/ Akhilesh: Are you all right? Do you need anything?
/ Akhilesh: Hello? Are you okay?
/ Akhilesh:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050217.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 18, 2005 | [[Trudy sits on Akhilesh's bathroom floor, covered in knife wounds]]
/ Trudy: I lie there, sobbing, blood seeping from self-inflicted wounds, but none lethal.
/ Trudy: I... can't even do this right...
/ Trudy: It is an odd thing to say, yes, but that is all I can think of worth saying. / Trudy: The first... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050218.html |
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