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| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 19, 2005 | [[Akhilesh carries Trudy back to his couch]]
/ Trudy: In the awkward silence afterward, he returns me to the couch, as if nothing ever happened. / Trudy: But then he says something odd, something no one ever said to me:
/ Akhilesh: You are tired and need more rest. But if you want to talk about anything,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050219.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 20, 2005 | [[Trudy lays on Akhilesh's couch]]
/ Trudy: When the weekend arrives, his constant presence makes the silence unbearable. Finally, I blurt out in a mix of annoyance and frustration:
/ Trudy: Why are you helping me?
/ Akhilesh: Why? / Akhilesh: Because you are my neighbor!
/ Trudy: What? You're not making... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050220.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 21, 2005 | [[Trudy lays on Akhilesh's couch]]
/ Akhilesh: Hebrews 13:2 says, "Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing some people have entertained angels without knowing it."
/ Trudy: Well, I'm no angel, that's for sure... / Akhilesh: Perhaps not. But you appear to me to be a lovely woman, if I may... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050221.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 | [[Trudy enters Akhilesh's kitchen]]
/ Trudy: Perhaps it is boredom or morbid curiosity, but I soon find myself asking him:
/ Trudy: How can a man of science believe in something so archaic as God? / Akhilesh: Archaic? I would not call God archaic. The Bible says He is "the same yesterday and today and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050222.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 23, 2005 | [[Setting: Akhilesh's apartment]]
/ Trudy: I don't need to listen to this garbage...
/ Akhilesh: But... YOU were the one who asked...
/ Trudy: I'm LEAVING! / Akhilesh: And where do you think you will go? The roads are only now clearing, and you are still in no condition to travel. You have no money,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050223.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 24, 2005 | Trudy Narrating: After several games of Parcheesi (I never did figure out the rules), I finally give in...
/ Trudy: I'm... sorry about my outburst, Akhilesh.
/ Akhilesh: Oh, it is fine. Think nothing-- / Trudy: No. You've been nothing but kind to me, and all I've done is throw it in your face and get... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050224.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 25, 2005 | Trudy Narrating: I don't know what comes over me. I start from the beginning, from my miserable parents, and work my way forward. The tale gushes like an unstoppable torrent. / Trudy Narrating: When I start talking about my future self, I can tell he struggles to comprehend. Betraying Nick is the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050225.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 26, 2005 | Trudy: You... forgive me?
/ Akhilesh: It is not my place to judge a person by what they have done. That is between you and God. / Akhilesh: But I can see a change in you since you arrived. You see less of what ill the world has done to you and more of what you have done to it. That is the first step... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050226.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 27, 2005 | Trudy: You... can't be serious...
/ Akhilesh: As serious as a heart attack.
/ Trudy: And you expect me to find the answer to all my problems in a 2000-year-old book? / Akhilesh: No, Trudy. I expect you to find the answer to your *greatest* need: *forgiveness*. With all you have done, you may never find... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050227.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 28, 2005 | [[Akhilesh's Apartment, Trudy is packing a bag]]
/ Akhilesh: SO YOU ARE LEAVING AGAIN I SEE...
/ Trudy: YOU GOING TO STOP ME? / [[Trudy is still packing]]
/ Akhilesh: NO. BUT I STILL THINK IT IS TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO TRAVEL YET. YOU NEED TO HEAL MORE.
/ Trudy: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR HEALING AKHILESH / [[Closeup... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050228.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 28, 2005 | [[Akhilesh's Apartment, Trudy is packing a bag]]
/ Akhilesh: SO YOU ARE LEAVING AGAIN I SEE...
/ Trudy: YOU GOING TO STOP ME? / [[Trudy is still packing]]
/ Akhilesh: NO. BUT I STILL THINK IT IS TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO TRAVEL YET. YOU NEED TO HEAL MORE.
/ Trudy: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR HEALING AKHILESH / [[Closeup... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050228.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 1, 2005 | Trudy: I don't need your holy handbook.
/ Akhilesh: Your need I will no longer debate. But the condition still stands. / Akhilesh: If you do not take this Bible and place it in your bag, I will call the police the instant you step out my door. If you do take it, you have my solemn promise not to call... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050301.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 2, 2005 | [[Trudy takes the Bible.]]
/ Trudy voiceover: I'm no idiot. A free head start on the UGA is worth contaminating my bag with "Bible cooties," if such a thing exists. / Trudy voiceover: I pack what little I have, shoulder my bag, and open the door. But I can't bring myself to step outside. The weight... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050302.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 3, 2005 | Trudy voiceover: Somehow, by some miracle or twist of fate, I manage to catch a bus out of town without getting caught. / [[The bus is pulling away as Justin Barker and Agent #12 look around the street.]]
/ Trudy voiceover: Of course, I won't find out until much later how close I came to *not* making... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050303.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 4, 2005 | Trudy narrates: He spoke of love and forgiveness, but these things are not only foreign to me, but I've rejected or abused them every time they've been offered to me.
/ [[Trudy looks at a closed Bible Akhilesh gave her]] / Trudy narrates: I have no hope in myself; I can't see how anyone could hold such... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050304.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 5, 2005 | [[Akhilesh approaches the hospital where he works.]]
/ Trudy: (voiceover) I never believed in fate. Providence is only the capital of Rhode Island. / [[Akhilesh smiles as he talks to the grinning female receptionist at the front desk.]]
/ Trudy: (voiceover) But I'll no longer deny the possibility they... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050305.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 6, 2005 | [[Metaphor: Nick is surrounded by shark fins labeled Photographer, Florist and Baker, and is under a looming wave labeled WEDDING.]]
/ Ki: Nick? / Ki: Now that we've talked to the florist, do you want to get fitted for your tux and register from some of our gifts?
/ Nick: Um, sure. I was just feeling... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050306.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 7, 2005 | Ki: Why do you feel overwhelmed?
/ Nick: I dunno. I guess I hadn't realized just how much planning goes into a wedding. / Ki: Well, it helps to have a checklist. With the help of several bridal web sites, I printed off this customized time line of what we need to do and when we need to do it. I also... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050307.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 8, 2005 | [[Nick and Ki enter a tuxedo shop]]
/ Clerk: Welcome to Tux Delux! May I help you?
/ Ki: We're looking to pick out the tuxes for our wedding. / Clerk: Is there any particular style you're interested in seeing?
/ Nick: Whatever minimizes how goofy I'll look. / Clerk: Well, we'll need to know your colors,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050308.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 9, 2005 | [[Nick and Ki are in a tuxedo shop. The clerk takes Nick to the side]]
/ Clerk: I take it then that sir is, as you might say, an I/T professional?
/ Nick: Um, yeah... / [[The clerk shows Nick the "Turbo Tux 6.5"]]
/ Clerk: Then perhaps sir might be interested in our "Turbo Tux 6.5" model, made especially... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050309.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 10, 2005 | [[Nick and Ki are in a tuxedo shop. Nick is looking at the "Turbo Tux 6.5".]]
/ Ki: And just how much does this "Turbo Tux 6.5" cost?
/ Clerk: Oh, it's very reasonable with our convenient installment plan.
/ Nick: Oh! Wifi! / Ki: Installment plan? We're looking to rent it, not buy it.
/ Clerk: Oh, but... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050310.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 11, 2005 | [[Nick and Ki are in a tuxedo shop. Nick is wearing a tux]]
/ Nick: So what do you think?
/ Ki: Mmm... if it makes me want to get you out of it, then the tux works. / Nick: So, I take it this one works, then?
/ Ki: Depends on how much extra room there is in that dressing room... / Nick: The colors don't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050311.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 12, 2005 | [[Nick and Ki leave a tuxedo shop]]
/ Nick: Well, that was somewhat uncomfortable...
/ Ki: Aw, Nick, I'm sure it was all an accident... / Nick: He could have waited until I took the pants off before marking the tailoring that way...
/ Ki: Chalk is traditional, but hey, maybe acupuncture really does work. / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050312.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 13, 2005 | [[Nick is with Ki at a bridal registry and the clerk gives Ki a barcode scanner]]
/ Clerk: Just scan the bar code of the items you'd like to register for and return the reader to me when you're done.
/ Ki: Thanks. / Ki: I suppose I should let you play with the bar code gun...
/ Nick: If I increase the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050313.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 14, 2005 | [[Nick and Ki are looking at china patterns]]
/ Ki: Nick, paper plates may do for a bachelor pad, but we need real place settings. What if your folks come to visit us?
/ Nick: They don't mind paper plates. / Ki: Okay, what if my parents come by?
/ Nick: Lock the door, turn off the lights, and pray they... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050314.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 | [[Nick and Ki are looking at china patterns]]
/ Nick: I'm sorry, but I just can't see spending that much money on something that spends 99% of its time sitting on a cabinet shelf collecting dust.
/ Ki: We're not buying it. Other people give it as a gift. / Nick: Is that any better? They know we won't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050315.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 16, 2005 | [[Nick and Ki are looking at wedding gifts]]
/ Nick: Are you okay? Ever since we got here, you've been acting a lot more... um...
/ Ki: Witchy? Yeah, I noticed too. I'm sorry. / Ki: You were talking earlier about feeling overwhelmed. Well, you're not the only one. Ever since our engagement, I've... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050316.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 17, 2005 | [[Nick and Ki are looking at wedding gifts]]
/ Nick: Seriously, Ki. I don't want you to worry too much about this. It's just one small day out of many we'll share for the rest of our lives. Yes, it's important, but so is every day when I'm with you. / Ki: That's just it. How far ahead have we planned?... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050317.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 18, 2005 | [[Nick and Ki leave a shop]]
/ Nick: I guess it's a little refreshing to see I wasn't the only one feeling overwhelmed.
/ Ki: Maybe what's important is that only one of us freaks out at a time. / Ki: That way, the other one can stay grounded in reality and pull the loopy one back from the brink.
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050318.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 19, 2005 | [[Ki and Nick sit at a table, facing each other]]
/ Nick: You can't be serious...
/ Ki: No, I mean it! Let's elope! / Ki: Think of all the mess and bother we'll avoid! Just a few legal hurdles and it's done! No florists, tuxes, or china patterns! And we can finally get on with the one thing we've been... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050319.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 20, 2005 | [[Outside Newton Laboratories South Campus, Fooker is walking with Fred riding on his shoulder.]]
/ Fooker: I don't get it... Now you're actually _wanting_ to spend time with Prof. Wisebottom?
/ Fred: Well, Nicole's busy today, and I've gotten to know Otto a lot better lately... / [[Outside Security Check-in]]
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050320.html |
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