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GPF Archive: Monday, March 21, 2005 [[Fooker looks in the room and sees samples of giant fruit]] / Fooker: What's with the giant fruit, doc? / Wisebottom: Oh, just an irradiation experiment gone berry berry wrong. / [[Fooker indicates a giant fruit]] / Fooker: And this, I suppose, has lost its a-peel? / Wisebottom: Orange you glad it's not...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 22, 2005 Wisebottom: Okay, okay. Let's get to the _core_ of why you've come here. / Fooker: The _seeds_ of Fred's origins / Fred: GAH! / Wisebottom: All right, that's enough. We're sorry, Fred. Pull up a blueberry and have a seat. I wanted to let you know about an interesting discovery I recently made. / Wisebottom:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 23, 2005 Wisebottom: Hm...that's most unfortunate. I'm afraid that without an environmental sample, the the best we can achieve in explaining your origins is speculation. / Fred: So what's that got to do with your "interesting discovery?" / Wisebottom: Not much, but a clear origin might shed light on these results. / Wisebottom:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 24, 2005 Wisebottom: By Napier's bones, I thought you boys said you were geeks. / Fred: _He_ may be a geek, but _I_ never made such a claim. / Wisebottom: Fred, form a pseudopod on each side. Place the tip here on each side of Jason's skull, then ensure contact with a generous amount of cytoplasmic slime. / Fooker:...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 25, 2005 Fred and Fooker: HOLY SMOKES! I CAN CONTROL FOOKER'S BODY! / Wisebottom: That's what I've been trying to tell you! How is Jason? / Fred and Fooker: I can hear his thoughts. He's aware of what's happening, but can't speak independently. / Wisebottom: That's what I thought. Assure him there should be no...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 26, 2005 [[Fred-possessed Fooker gets up]] / Fred and Fooker: Can... Can I do this with anybody? / Wisebottom: I'm not sure. Some bodies may be more resistant or susceptible than others. / Fred and Fooker: Fooker doesn't like that implication, Otto. / Wisebotom: Oh, nothing was implied. Humans may be more controllable...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 27, 2005 [[Nick and Fred are heading towards GPF software in the new building]] / Nick: Are you sure that Dwayne asked you to come in today? You're supposed to be telecommuting. / Fred: He's handing out bonuses today, and he can't do that over the phone. / Nick:What about Trent's restraining order? You two aren't...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 28, 2005 [[Trent, possessed by Fred, enters Sharon's office.]] / Fred through Trent: Sharon, I just wanted to apologize for my infantile behavior a moment ago. It was uncalled for. / Sharon: Whatever. / Fred through Trent: I have been an obstinate, lecherous cretin from the moment we first met. and it is time...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 29, 2005 [[Sharon storms by the break room]] / Ki: Sharon? What was-- / Sharon: WHERE'S THE FIRE AXE? I HAVE SOME DISMEMBERING TO DO! / [[Sharon is screaming in a shocked Ki's face]] / Sharon: That idiot Trent comes into my office, apologizes for his earlier rude comments, then proceeds to make crass sexual comments...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 [[Dwayne is talking with Mr. Collins in the boardroom]] / Dwayne: I'm not sure why he's late, Mr. Collins, but I'm sure Trent's proposal will meet your client's requirements. / [[Trent arrives, naked except for a tablecloth cape to Dwayne and Mr. Collins' horror]] / Fred through Trent: I AM THE WILEY...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 31, 2005 Dwayne: What the sam hill is wrong with Trent? / Nick: We're not sure. First he got Sharon hopping mad, then he went bonkers. / Dwayne: Well, he just flashed a potential customer and called him "Koala Kid." So I want a _THOROUGH_ explanation. / Dexter: "Koala kid?" / Nick:The last we saw him, he was...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 1, 2005 [[Dexter, Nick, and Dwayne are looking at Trent and two police officers. / Dexter: The police have showed up to arrest him! / Dwayne: Someone in the building must have called them! / [[Trent, no longer possessed, is standing near the flagpole looking confused]] / Sergeant: All right, pal, you're under...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 2, 2005 [[Fooker, Ki, Nick, Fred, and an angry Sharon are assembled]] / Fooker: So you used that "Remote control" thing to make Trent do all those weird things? / Fred: Heh. Yeah, and he deserved it. And, um, sorry, Sharon. / Ki: Neither Nicole nor Mercedes are going to be happy with this... / Fred: It was worth...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 3, 2005 [[Sharon and Fooker meet Dexter in the parking lot]] / Sharon: So, did Nick tell you why he wanted us to come over so quickly, Dex? / Dexter: Nope. He just insisted I drop eveything and get over here ASAP. / Sharon: You weren't... _busy_, were you? I thought I heard a woman's voice in the background...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 4, 2005 [[Ki, dressed in a "Sluggy Freelance Portuguese alternate universe" style costume, storms past Sharon and Fooker.]] / Sharon: What's with the costume party? / Fooker: And where can I get one of those outfits for Sharon? / [[Ki slams the door behind her]] / <> / Nick [[wearing a matching outfit...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 5, 2005 Nick: You see, during the time you were off playing spy, I built a virtual reality engine called the MUTEX. Sharon and Dex may remember that. / Nick: Later, when I hooked it up to the Velociraptor power supply, it acted strangely, as if it transported Ki and me into an alternate reality. Then I found...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 6, 2005 [[Dexter, Fooker, Sharon, and Nick are all in Nick's apartment.]] / Dexter: So where exactly do *we* fit into all this? / Nick: Well, I've reached a point where it needs a serious test, and I thought I'd share it with my friends. / Sharon: After what happened the last time, you'll forgive *me* if I'm...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 7, 2005 Fooker: So... do we need to go Halloween shopping for this trip, or were you and Ki just getting kinky when we arrived? / Ki[[coming in the door, now dressed in regular clothes]]: Shut up, Fooker. / Nick[[handing Dexter a MUTEX helmet]]: Well, I was planning a trip to another dimension, but this pocket...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 8, 2005 Meanwhile... / [[The Gamester is speaking with a man-sized flea. The flea is dressed in an outfit that looks vaguely like Robin's, from Batman and Robin.]] / Flea: *Gamester*! I should have known! What do you want with me *this* time, clown? / Gamester: Now, now, Dermis. All in good time... / [[Mischief...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 9, 2005 Gamester: He believes he's created a "pocket universe," but he's established a link with a pre-existing one his subconscious has already tapped into. Call up that sphere. / [[The Gamester stands at a large glowing pinkish sphere, while a smaller greenish one comes towards Mischief. The man-sized flea...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 10, 2005 [[Dexter, Sharon, Ki, and Fooker are all wearing MUTEX helmets. Nick holds his, ready to put it on.]] / Nick: Everyone set? Good. Let's fire this puppy up. / Fooker: I wonder which of us will have the worst "helmet hair"... / [[Fred the slime mold is at the console wearing a headphone/mic, ready...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 11, 2005 Sharon: Why do we look so different? / Nick: The MUTEX "adapts" our appearance to the target universe if it varies from our own universe. That's why we appeared as "furries" on our last trip. / Ki[[feeling Nick's huge biceps]]: And I suppose that explains your, um, *heroic* proportions? / Nick: Heh,...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 [[Dexter, Sharon, Fooker, Ki, and Nick stand in a city park.]] / Sharon: So, if this world is based on your comics, that makes us super heroes, doesn't it? / Nick: Super heroes, yes. But we're currently in our "secret identities," so we can't go "super" in a public park. / Dexter, excitedly: *Super...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 13, 2005 [[At the A.I.M. headquarters, a building by the seashore which is made of the capital letters A, I, and M...]] / Nick: This is the headquarters of the Absolutely Incredibles, home of Absolutely Incredible Man and his super powered companions. / Fooker: Somehow, I keep expecting the Teen Titans to sue...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 14, 2005 Sharon: Dex, what's wrong? / Dexter: What's wrong? *Nick* knows, don't you, Nick? He knew all along! That's why he *pretended* he never made me a character! / Nick: Dex, it's not like that... / Dexter: It's not? Your computer says otherwise! / [[Dexter points to a drawing in the background, depicting...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, April 15, 2005 [[At the Absolutely Incredible Man headquarters, Fooker, Sharon, Nick, Ki, and Dexter look at a large monitor on the wall. The monitor shows a map of the local area. A red bulls-eye pinpoints where there is a problem. There is writing on the monitor, which Nick is reading to the group.]] / Nick: The...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 16, 2005 [[For the first time, we see Nick's Absolutely Incredible Man costume in full. It is yellow Spandex with the red letters "AIM" on his chest, blue cape and briefs, and a yellow cowl with a red stripe and blue triangles coming over the top of his head. The cowl form-fits to his scalp, obliterating his...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 17, 2005 [[Mischief and the Gamester are floating over the city. He stands on a transparent white disc, while she is sitting tailor-fashion.]] / Mischief: You can say that again... Physically manifesting ourselves in this universe, where any mortal can see us... / Gamester: Relax, Mischief. I told you, the...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 18, 2005 [[The Absolutely Incredible team flies to the city park.]] / Nick: There's the park! / Nick: But... I don't see anything out of the ordinary... / Sharon, flying with Fooker: Um, Nick... / Nick: Don't use our real names when we've gone "super!" Use our character handles instead! / Sharon: Whatever....
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 [[Ki and Dexter are recovering from the "landing."]] / Nick: Um, gee, guys... I'm really sorry... / Dexter: For some reason, this trip is no longer all that "super"... / Ki: Next time, I vote we stick with "The Matrix" rip-offs... / Sharon: Well, now that we're here and we've made total fools of ourselves... / Voice,...
 

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