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| GPF Archive: Monday, March 21, 2005 | [[Fooker looks in the room and sees samples of giant fruit]]
/ Fooker: What's with the giant fruit, doc?
/ Wisebottom: Oh, just an irradiation experiment gone berry berry wrong. / [[Fooker indicates a giant fruit]]
/ Fooker: And this, I suppose, has lost its a-peel?
/ Wisebottom: Orange you glad it's not... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050321.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 22, 2005 | Wisebottom: Okay, okay. Let's get to the _core_ of why you've come here.
/ Fooker: The _seeds_ of Fred's origins
/ Fred: GAH! / Wisebottom: All right, that's enough. We're sorry, Fred. Pull up a blueberry and have a seat. I wanted to let you know about an interesting discovery I recently made. / Wisebottom:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050322.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 23, 2005 | Wisebottom: Hm...that's most unfortunate. I'm afraid that without an environmental sample, the the best we can achieve in explaining your origins is speculation. / Fred: So what's that got to do with your "interesting discovery?"
/ Wisebottom: Not much, but a clear origin might shed light on these results. / Wisebottom:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050323.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 24, 2005 | Wisebottom: By Napier's bones, I thought you boys said you were geeks.
/ Fred: _He_ may be a geek, but _I_ never made such a claim. / Wisebottom: Fred, form a pseudopod on each side. Place the tip here on each side of Jason's skull, then ensure contact with a generous amount of cytoplasmic slime.
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050324.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 25, 2005 | Fred and Fooker: HOLY SMOKES! I CAN CONTROL FOOKER'S BODY!
/ Wisebottom: That's what I've been trying to tell you! How is Jason? / Fred and Fooker: I can hear his thoughts. He's aware of what's happening, but can't speak independently.
/ Wisebottom: That's what I thought. Assure him there should be no... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050325.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 26, 2005 | [[Fred-possessed Fooker gets up]]
/ Fred and Fooker: Can... Can I do this with anybody?
/ Wisebottom: I'm not sure. Some bodies may be more resistant or susceptible than others. / Fred and Fooker: Fooker doesn't like that implication, Otto.
/ Wisebotom: Oh, nothing was implied. Humans may be more controllable... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050326.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 27, 2005 | [[Nick and Fred are heading towards GPF software in the new building]]
/ Nick: Are you sure that Dwayne asked you to come in today? You're supposed to be telecommuting.
/ Fred: He's handing out bonuses today, and he can't do that over the phone. / Nick:What about Trent's restraining order? You two aren't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050327.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 28, 2005 | [[Trent, possessed by Fred, enters Sharon's office.]] / Fred through Trent: Sharon, I just wanted to apologize for my infantile behavior a moment ago. It was uncalled for.
/ Sharon: Whatever. / Fred through Trent: I have been an obstinate, lecherous cretin from the moment we first met. and it is time... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050328.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 29, 2005 | [[Sharon storms by the break room]]
/ Ki: Sharon? What was--
/ Sharon: WHERE'S THE FIRE AXE? I HAVE SOME DISMEMBERING TO DO! / [[Sharon is screaming in a shocked Ki's face]]
/ Sharon: That idiot Trent comes into my office, apologizes for his earlier rude comments, then proceeds to make crass sexual comments... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050329.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 30, 2005 | [[Dwayne is talking with Mr. Collins in the boardroom]]
/ Dwayne: I'm not sure why he's late, Mr. Collins, but I'm sure Trent's proposal will meet your client's requirements. / [[Trent arrives, naked except for a tablecloth cape to Dwayne and Mr. Collins' horror]]
/ Fred through Trent: I AM THE WILEY... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050330.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 31, 2005 | Dwayne: What the sam hill is wrong with Trent?
/ Nick: We're not sure. First he got Sharon hopping mad, then he went bonkers. / Dwayne: Well, he just flashed a potential customer and called him "Koala Kid." So I want a _THOROUGH_ explanation.
/ Dexter: "Koala kid?" / Nick:The last we saw him, he was... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050331.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 1, 2005 | [[Dexter, Nick, and Dwayne are looking at Trent and two police officers.
/ Dexter: The police have showed up to arrest him!
/ Dwayne: Someone in the building must have called them! / [[Trent, no longer possessed, is standing near the flagpole looking confused]]
/ Sergeant: All right, pal, you're under... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050401.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 2, 2005 | [[Fooker, Ki, Nick, Fred, and an angry Sharon are assembled]]
/ Fooker: So you used that "Remote control" thing to make Trent do all those weird things?
/ Fred: Heh. Yeah, and he deserved it. And, um, sorry, Sharon. / Ki: Neither Nicole nor Mercedes are going to be happy with this...
/ Fred: It was worth... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050402.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, April 3, 2005 | [[Sharon and Fooker meet Dexter in the parking lot]]
/ Sharon: So, did Nick tell you why he wanted us to come over so quickly, Dex?
/ Dexter: Nope. He just insisted I drop eveything and get over here ASAP. / Sharon: You weren't... _busy_, were you? I thought I heard a woman's voice in the background... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050403.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 4, 2005 | [[Ki, dressed in a "Sluggy Freelance Portuguese alternate universe" style costume, storms past Sharon and Fooker.]]
/ Sharon: What's with the costume party?
/ Fooker: And where can I get one of those outfits for Sharon? / [[Ki slams the door behind her]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050404.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 5, 2005 | Nick: You see, during the time you were off playing spy, I built a virtual reality engine called the MUTEX. Sharon and Dex may remember that. / Nick: Later, when I hooked it up to the Velociraptor power supply, it acted strangely, as if it transported Ki and me into an alternate reality. Then I found... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050405.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 6, 2005 | [[Dexter, Fooker, Sharon, and Nick are all in Nick's apartment.]]
/ Dexter: So where exactly do *we* fit into all this?
/ Nick: Well, I've reached a point where it needs a serious test, and I thought I'd share it with my friends. / Sharon: After what happened the last time, you'll forgive *me* if I'm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050406.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 7, 2005 | Fooker: So... do we need to go Halloween shopping for this trip, or were you and Ki just getting kinky when we arrived?
/ Ki[[coming in the door, now dressed in regular clothes]]: Shut up, Fooker. / Nick[[handing Dexter a MUTEX helmet]]: Well, I was planning a trip to another dimension, but this pocket... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050407.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 8, 2005 | Meanwhile...
/ [[The Gamester is speaking with a man-sized flea. The flea is dressed in an outfit that looks vaguely like Robin's, from Batman and Robin.]]
/ Flea: *Gamester*! I should have known! What do you want with me *this* time, clown?
/ Gamester: Now, now, Dermis. All in good time... / [[Mischief... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050408.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 9, 2005 | Gamester: He believes he's created a "pocket universe," but he's established a link with a pre-existing one his subconscious has already tapped into. Call up that sphere.
/ [[The Gamester stands at a large glowing pinkish sphere, while a smaller greenish one comes towards Mischief. The man-sized flea... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050409.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, April 10, 2005 | [[Dexter, Sharon, Ki, and Fooker are all wearing MUTEX helmets. Nick holds his, ready to put it on.]]
/ Nick: Everyone set? Good. Let's fire this puppy up.
/ Fooker: I wonder which of us will have the worst "helmet hair"... / [[Fred the slime mold is at the console wearing a headphone/mic, ready... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050410.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 11, 2005 | Sharon: Why do we look so different?
/ Nick: The MUTEX "adapts" our appearance to the target universe if it varies from our own universe. That's why we appeared as "furries" on our last trip. / Ki[[feeling Nick's huge biceps]]: And I suppose that explains your, um, *heroic* proportions?
/ Nick: Heh,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050411.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 12, 2005 | [[Dexter, Sharon, Fooker, Ki, and Nick stand in a city park.]]
/ Sharon: So, if this world is based on your comics, that makes us super heroes, doesn't it?
/ Nick: Super heroes, yes. But we're currently in our "secret identities," so we can't go "super" in a public park. / Dexter, excitedly: *Super... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050412.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 13, 2005 | [[At the A.I.M. headquarters, a building by the seashore which is made of the capital letters A, I, and M...]]
/ Nick: This is the headquarters of the Absolutely Incredibles, home of Absolutely Incredible Man and his super powered companions.
/ Fooker: Somehow, I keep expecting the Teen Titans to sue... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050413.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 14, 2005 | Sharon: Dex, what's wrong?
/ Dexter: What's wrong? *Nick* knows, don't you, Nick? He knew all along! That's why he *pretended* he never made me a character!
/ Nick: Dex, it's not like that...
/ Dexter: It's not? Your computer says otherwise! / [[Dexter points to a drawing in the background, depicting... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050414.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 15, 2005 | [[At the Absolutely Incredible Man headquarters, Fooker, Sharon, Nick, Ki, and Dexter look at a large monitor on the wall. The monitor shows a map of the local area. A red bulls-eye pinpoints where there is a problem. There is writing on the monitor, which Nick is reading to the group.]]
/ Nick: The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050415.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 16, 2005 | [[For the first time, we see Nick's Absolutely Incredible Man costume in full. It is yellow Spandex with the red letters "AIM" on his chest, blue cape and briefs, and a yellow cowl with a red stripe and blue triangles coming over the top of his head. The cowl form-fits to his scalp, obliterating his... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050416.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, April 17, 2005 | [[Mischief and the Gamester are floating over the city. He stands on a transparent white disc, while she is sitting tailor-fashion.]]
/ Mischief: You can say that again... Physically manifesting ourselves in this universe, where any mortal can see us...
/ Gamester: Relax, Mischief. I told you, the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050417.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 18, 2005 | [[The Absolutely Incredible team flies to the city park.]]
/ Nick: There's the park!
/ Nick: But... I don't see anything out of the ordinary... / Sharon, flying with Fooker: Um, Nick...
/ Nick: Don't use our real names when we've gone "super!" Use our character handles instead!
/ Sharon: Whatever.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050418.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 | [[Ki and Dexter are recovering from the "landing."]]
/ Nick: Um, gee, guys... I'm really sorry...
/ Dexter: For some reason, this trip is no longer all that "super"...
/ Ki: Next time, I vote we stick with "The Matrix" rip-offs... / Sharon: Well, now that we're here and we've made total fools of ourselves...
/ Voice,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050419.html |
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