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GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 20, 2005 [[Nick, as Absolutely Incredible Man, socks the man-sized flea in the jaw.]] / Nick: Hold it right there, fiend! / Nick: I don't know who or what you are... / Nick: but no more terrorizing innocents for you! / [[Nick's punch sends the flea backwards, plowing about a ten-foot trench into the ground.]] / [[The...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 21, 2005 [[Dexter, Ki, Fooker, and Sharon stand looking on as Nick, aka Absolutely Incredible Man, battles the four-foot super-powered flea, the Inexplicable Speck!]] / Dexter: Kewl! His power must be super speed! / Ki: Nick sure is throwing himself into this role... / Fooker: Is "inexplicable" even a real word? / [[The...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 22, 2005 [[The Inexplicable Speck! has beaten up Nick (aka Absolutely Incredible Man) and now holds him by the front of Nick's collar.]] / The Inexplicable Speck!: Now that I've stopped you from trying to clobber me, can we take a few minutes for you to tell me WHO THE FREAKIN' HECK YOU *ARE*?! / Nick: Ngh... / [[Ki...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 23, 2005 [[The Warmonger is on screen, holding Sharon hostage]] / Nick: It's The Warmonger! Absolutely Incredible Man's worst nemesis! / Warmonger: Referrin' to yerself in third person now, Absolutely Incredulous Moron? How quaint. Ya got _FIVE_ seconds now before the flower child here goes fer a trip... _WITHOUT_...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 24, 2005 Fooker: Half the team *dies*? Why did you make him so powerful? / Nick: I was ending the series! I wanted it to have a dramatic conclusion! / Dexter: He's right, though. The sacrifice of several main characters *would* add a dramatic element and heighten the -- / Ki: Dexter, shut up! / Fooker: ...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, April 25, 2005 [[The Warmonger fires an energy blast, causing Dexter, Ki, and Nick to scatter. Nick knocks the Inexplicable Speck! out of the path of the energy blast.]] / Nick: Take cover! / Nick: If this is a real universe, then *that's* a real Warmonger! We need to stop him before real people get hurt! / The...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 26, 2005 [[The Warmonger is holding Sharon in one of his claws as the Absolutely Incredible team attack him.]] / Nick: Be careful not to hit Sharon! / Nick: Ki! Fooker! Stick to range attacks! Everyone else, let 'im have it! / Dexter: Hey, um, Speck! Why don't you use your super speed on him, like loosening...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 27, 2005 [[The Inexplicable Speck! reaches out with his newly-discovered elasticity.]] / The Inexplicable Speck!, to Dexter: Quick, um... you! Distract him long enough for me to try and restrain him! / [[Dexter flies to do so.]] / Dexter: Gotcha! / [[Dexter floats over the Warmonger's head, waggling his fingers...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 28, 2005 [[The Inexplicable Speck!, with his new power of elasticity, has wrapped up the Warmonger and laid him flat on his face on the ground.]] / The Inexplicable Speck!, to Nick: Your friend is free, and I've pinned him for the moment! If you "created" this guy and you know his weaknesses, now would be a...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 29, 2005 Fooker: Fine! Ki and I will combine our powers and blast the Gem to Kingdom Come! / Nick: You can't! Your energy-based blasts will only amplify the Wave and increase Warmonger's strength! / [[As the Team is discussing how to destroy the Gem, the Inexplicable Speck! is straining harder and harder...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 30, 2005 [[The Warmonger backhands Nick, sending him flying.]] / Warmonger: An' I'll start with motormouth here! / Ki: NICK! / Dexter: There's *got* to be a weakness in that Gem! / Nick: Just one, I'm afraid, and I don't see how we'll be able to use it! / Nick: It's suceptable to a series of harmonic vibrations...
GPF Archive: Sunday, May 1, 2005 [[Fooker, having been blasted by the Warmonger, lies on the ground twitching.]] / Fooker: <> <> / Sharon: ***FOOKER!*** / Sharon: Fooker! Can you hear me? Say something! / Sharon, crying, to the Warmonger: You monster! I'll... I'll... / Warmonger: Whatta ya gonna do, Red? Put flowers in...
GPF Archive: Monday, May 2, 2005 Sharon: You mean I've been dressed like *this* for no good reason?! / Dexter: Now, now, Sharon! Don't raise your voice too much, or we might be cleaning Nick's guts from all over the park! / Ki: Wait a sec. You said that Gem was susceptible to sonic vibrations? / Nick: Very high frequency ones, yes. / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 3, 2005 Ki: Sharon, try to scream at as high a pitch as you can! Keep changing it until the Gem begins to break! / Sharon: I'll try... / [[Nick, Dexter, and the Inexplicable Speck! now have the Warmonger restrained. Sharon begins to scream, sending out sonic waves.]] / Ki, off-screen: Higher, Sharon! Higher! / Nick:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 4, 2005 [[The crisis is past. Ki helps Sharon, who is worn out and clutching at her throat.]] / Ki: You did it, Sharon! / Sharon, faintly: yeah... / [[The Inexplicable Speck! retracts his stretchy arms, while Nick holds the now-unsuited and defeated Warmonger by the throat.]] / Nick: And you, Nermil Fisk, are...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, May 5, 2005 [[Back at A.I.M. headquarters...]] / 1st voice: So your "day job" is to be a college professor? And it was your doctorate thesis project that gave you your powers? / The Inexplicable Speck!: Yep, and you'll never guess who the dean made chief lab safety officer... / The Inexplicable Speck!: I mean,...
GPF Archive: Friday, May 6, 2005 Dexter: Hey! Maybe we can take the Speck with us! Once he's in *our* world, we can use the MUTEX to find his world and send him home! / Nick: I... don't know if that will really work, Dex. / Nick: While there *is* a sixth helmet, I don't know how the transfer would affect him. Our appearances changed...
GPF Archive: Saturday, May 7, 2005 Gamester: "Hitch a ride?" When did I become the taxi service of the cosmos? / The Inexplicable Speck!: Since when did you get sloppy and start leaving dimensional portals open for just anyone to step through? / Gamester: Let's just say I was momentarily distracted. But that doesn't amount to an open invitation...
GPF Archive: Sunday, May 8, 2005 [[The charcters remove the Mutex helmets.]] / Ki: We're back! / Fooker: [[with completely flat hair]] Ha! I win the helmet hair contest! / Dexter: There was a contest? / Shanon: That was bizarre, but at least it ended well... / [[Fooker shakes his head vigorously]] <> / Dexter: Now...
GPF Archive: Monday, May 9, 2005 Fred: I don't know how I got to be Igor to Nick's Frankenstein, but can I go now? / Fooker: Yeah, it's getting late. We should head home. / Sharon: Just keep those pseudopods to yourself in the car. / Fred: Um, okay... Though I wasn't planning on getting fresh with you anyhow... / Nick: Here they are....
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 10, 2005 [[Sharon, Fooker and Dexter walk down the stairs]] / Sharon: My throat is *still* a little sore... / Fooker: And I still have a faint scent of smoke... / Fooker: Um, take that back. I just haven't washed this shirt in five days... / Sharon: Still, everything felt so real, so life-like... / Sharon: Who...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 11, 2005 Trish thinks: I can't believe my luck! I snuck around outside just to place a few more listening devices, only to stumble upon Nick actually _/using/_ the invention! / Trish thinks: Not only were the master's theories correct, but Nick is further along than anyone suspected! We can actually accelerate...
GPF Archive: Thursday, May 12, 2005 Nick: Hey... are you okay? You haven't said much since we got back... / Ki: I'm sorry... I still feel like I'm missing something. / Ki: I wish I could explain it. There was something I heard... or saw... right before we came back. It was important, I know that. But I can't remember for the life of...
GPF Archive: Friday, May 13, 2005 Nick: You want me to step away from it for a while, like the last time? / Ki: I'm... thinking something a bit more permanent. / Ki: Something about this trip reminded me of a warning a... *friend* gave me once, and I'm afraid the Mutex may be what he was worried about. / Nick: Who--? / Ki: I don't want...
GPF Archive: Saturday, May 14, 2005 Ki: You're not mad that I asked you to forget the Mutex for a while, are you? / Nick: Mad? Nah. But I am curious as to why you're so concerned. / Ki: This trip wasn't like the previous ones. There was a sense of *real* danger this time. If we hadn't stopped that villain, someone could have been hurt,...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, May 15, 2005 [[The GPF gang at Sharon's. Nick is holding a board game labelled, "Linuxopoly"]] / Nick: Have they truly gone too far when they come out with a Linux version of "Monopoly?" / Fooker: If it's an actual board game and it doesn't use gnome OR KDE, then yes. / Nick: Somehow, I think there's more irony to...
GPF Archive: Monday, May 16, 2005 Ki: Thanks for having us over, Sharon. / Sharon: No problem, Ki. Usually it's you or Nick being the host, so I'm happy to entertain for a change. / Sharon: Fooker, why don't you get the "Fluxx" deck out while I get some more snacks. Or, if you'd rather, we could fire up the muppets for a quick LAN...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 17, 2005 [[Sharon's parents, Kyle and Alice Murphy: first appearance]] / Off-screen: Did we come at a bad time, dear? / Off-screen: N-no, I just have some friends over. I'll introduce you... / Sharon: Um, guys, these are my parents, Kyle and Alice Murphy. / Kyle and Alice: Hello! / [[Awkward pause]] / Sharon:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 18, 2005 Sharon: Mom, Dad, these are my good friends Ki Oshiro and Nick Wellington. / Nick: Pleased to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy. / Sharon: And this is my boyfriend, Jason Barker. / Fooker: Um, howdy. / Kyle: We must keep close tabs on this one, Alice. / Alice: Yes, if he mistreats our Sharon, we must ensure...
GPF Archive: Thursday, May 19, 2005 Nick: Do you live around here, Mr. Murphy? / Kyle: No, we live upstate. We usually only come down to visit Sharon. / Ki: So is this just a social call? / Alice: Yes and no. We were planning a visit soon, but something sped up our plans. / Sharon: What's up, Mom? / Alice: Well, I wanted to call you first,...
 

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