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| GPF Archive: Friday, May 20, 2005 | Sharon: Wow... I- I don't know what to say...
/ Alice: I know you've always wanted to know about your birth parents. But for some reason these records were difficult to find. / Alice: First we were told there were none. Then we found they were sealed. It's taken years to finally get them, but here... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050520.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 21, 2005 | Ki: Wow! This is a big moment for you, Sharon! Maybe we should leave you and your parents while you--
/ Sharon: Are you kidding? I'd love to have you guys here! / Sharon: Let's see... There's no info on my biological father. Oh, well. But here's my Mom's name! It's... It's... / [[silence as they... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050521.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 22, 2005 | Ki: Hey, Sharon! Thakns again for having us all over last night!
/ Sharon: Hm? Oh, no problem, Ki. / Ki: How did things go with your parents and Fooker after Nick and I left?
/ Sharon: They were only joking, but it WAS funny watching a former super spy sweat meeting his girlfriend's parents. / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050522.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 23, 2005 | Ki: Oh, Sharon! I didn't mean anything by that "convicted felon" crack...
/ Sharon: I know... I'm just shocked my Mom's name showed up in the FBI's database. / Ki: Does it say what she's accused of?
/ Sharon: I'm not sure. The public records don't seem very exhaustive. / Sharon: However, "Esther Matusevitch"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050523.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 24, 2005 | Sharon: No lunch with Nick?
/ Ki: He's having a lunch meeting with a client. How goes the Mom search? / Sharon: Well, using publicly available records, I managed to link a number of those aliases to a pattern of movement that does put "Esther" in the right city when I was born. / Sharon: I also managed... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050524.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 25, 2005 | [[Sharon typing at computer]]
/ Computer: smurphy, herez those files u wanted me to cr@ck. what r they 4?
/ Sharon types: genealogy experiment. thanks, neo. / Sharon thinks: Hm... Looks like I was right. Whether or not she really IS my Mom, "Esther" has been one busy lady. If the FBI could legally subpoena... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050525.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 26, 2005 | [[Scene: Diederich Pharmaceutical, office building, outside shot. Voices from within]]
/ Off-stage voice: May I help you?
/ Off-stage voice: I would like to see Ms. Elsbeth Diederich, please. / [[Now inside the office building]]
/ receptionist: Do you have an appointment?
/ Sharon: Er, no. However, I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050526.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 27, 2005 | [[Anna's first appearance]]
/ [[Sharon is speaking with someone who Sharon thinks is Elsbeth. It is later revealed that Anna, who works for Elsbeth, is pretending to be Elsbeth.]]
/ "Elsbeth" [Anna]: Good morning. How may I help you, Miss...?
/ Sharon: Sharon Murphy. I'm looking for Elsbeth Diederich.
/ "Elsbeth"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050527.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 28, 2005 | [[Sharon has left, and a shadow, apparently Esther Diederich/Matusevitch, is speaking with Anna]]
/ Esther: Excellent job, Anna.
/ Anna: Was that deception really necessary, Ms. Diederich... I mean, Ma'am? Was it really... HER? / Esther: Yes, Anna. It's her. And if she tracked me here even when the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050528.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 29, 2005 | I'm back. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050529.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 30, 2005 | Welcome back Fooker! It's great to have you back at GPF. / It's great to be back, Chief. / I'm sorry it took so long. Our expansion was on track before a certain incident nearly jeopardized signing the contract. / What, "Wiley Wombat?" I told you what happened. / Anyway, that's all cleared up and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050530.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 | Okay gang, let me explain how the new work is going to progress... / In addition to her current space, were now renting the fourth floor. Sharon and Fooker will be setting up the network there over the next week. Fooker will then admin the new work while Sharon gets the pre-existing stuff. / I'm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050531.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 1, 2005 | To get things rolling, I'm hiring three new contractors. Like Dex when he started, they're right-to-hire, so I plan to bring them on full-time if they work out fine.
/ Luckily for us, regional telecoms just ended their infrastructure upgrade, so we can bring on people Fooker already knows. That will... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050601.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 2, 2005 | I haven't assigned Patty to a team yet, but I'll handle that by tomorrow. Why don't want a few show her around why handle some paperwork? Dex, you seem to know Patty. Can you give her the grand tour? Dex? / C'mon, Patty. He'll be locked in that race condition for a few hours. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050602.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 3, 2005 | And this is the kitchen and break room. I think your office will be upstairs. Any questions? / Let's see... Ki, isn't it? About Dexter... he's not going to go all creepy stalker mode on me just because of one blind date, is he? / No, I think yet grew that a few years ago... I hope. You're not going... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050603.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 4, 2005 | It's time for us to head out to GPF software. / I know. Just gathering a few last-minute things... / Are you sure this is wise? Will be working right among them. We can't hide our surveillance there. / It can't be helped. We MUST know the answer. / Barker didn't recognize us, but Murphy might.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050604.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 5, 2005 | Shar, can you give me more slack? You're not letting me clear this support beam. / Sorry. Next time Dwayne wants us to pull cable, tell him to pick a day when I'm not wearing a skirt. I'm not crawling around in that floor until I put on some jeans. I HAVE my modesty... / Hey, Ms. Modest. Is that... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050605.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 6, 2005 | You're just in time to help us pull some cable. After we're done, we'll take you downstairs and get you acquainted with everyone else. Since Sharon and I already know the new floor plan, will split up and take one of you each. The four of us should get most of this done in a couple hours. Tim, go... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050606.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 7, 2005 | So you actually CHEW some coffee beans first, THEN wash them down with the brew? / It's an acquired taste. / I guess she passes the caffeine test... / While I've got a strong man with me, why don't you help me move some hardware upstairs? / Some of this equipment looks pretty old. / We keep some... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050607.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 8, 2005 | ... Then it's just a matter of installing the right kernel to handle the distributed processing load. Got it? / I... think so. / Come on. Fooker and Scott are way ahead of us by now... / She can actually BUILD it, but it WAS rather inventive design... Now to get the other brothers to initiate the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050608.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 9, 2005 | Good grief, Trent! How many times do I have to tell you not to open spam anymore? / Just wait until I get my complementary flatscreen TV and PSP... / This thing is voracious! It's spreading like mad, clogging the LAN. Fortunately, most of the machines have the latest security patches, so infections... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050609.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 10, 2005 | She's totally absorbed in her task, at one with the machine! And THAT looks like my next checklist item... I've never seen an editor like that... / What? Oh, sorry. I was deep in thought. This old thing, I wrote on a whim. I was never one for the whole of the VI/Emacs war. I never found an editor... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050610.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 11, 2005 | It's some sort of the encrypted message... / Really? Where did it come from? / Knowing my luck, it's another virus. While I'm curious, I'll leave that nugget to investigate later. We've got cable to run. You coming, Tim? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050611.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 12, 2005 | Scott: Hurry! Barker and Murphy went back downstairs for supplies. Did you administer the tests?
/ Tim: Well, yes...
/ Scott: And? And? / Tim: Er... You remember how Barker didn't exactly fail, but we couldn't say he passed either...?
/ Scott: Gah!
/ Patty: Gee, Scott. I didn't know you were a masochist... / Scott:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050612.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 13, 2005 | Scott: Gah!
/ Sharon: Just what is going on here? / Sharon: There's something fishy about you two. I've had a weird vibe ever since you showed up.
/ Fooker: Besides, maniacal ranting is usually confined to non-business hours. / Sharon: I know I've seen you two before! But for some reason I can't place... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050613.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 14, 2005 | Sharon: Now I recognize you! Scott was the one they called "Zero One," and Tim was "One Zero." You both were there when I was "interrogated." / Fooker: Yeah... Now I remember Scott being there. I don't remember you though...
/ Tim: I-I was a newb when you were initiated. Another was One Zero before... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050614.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 15, 2005 | Scott: After the raid, the Brotherhood was fractured, with most following Greg, the "One One," but a few remained loyal to me. We have remained underground ever since. / Scott: Both fragments have been diligently seeking "The One," an uber hacker who will revolutionize the online world. The prophecy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050615.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 16, 2005 | Sharon: You seriously think one of the two of us is this "The One" you've been searching for?
/ Scott: You both possess the skills set forth by the prophecy. / Scott: We have quietly tested you each, Jason at Regional Telecom and Sharon today. But alas, I'm afraid our tests were... inconclusive.
/ Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050616.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 17, 2005 | Scott: His calculations were verified by many others, including myself, but I suppose there could have been something we overlooked...
/ Fooker: Let's take a look at it then... / Sharon: Hold on a sec! Are you seriously planning on helping them? This is the Brotherhood we're talking about! You're... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050617.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 18, 2005 | Scott: I contacted "thePR0PH3T" and he is e-mailing you the code now. He says it is an honor to have you debug it for us.
/ Fooker: Here it is. / Fooker: Whew... this is pretty complex stuff...
/ Scott: Yes, it is. It must process all of the usenet archive, not just a portion, and in the original ASCII,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050618.html |
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