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| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 19, 2005 | Fooker: There. I've tweaked the code and added a few optimizations. Now we just wait for the results...
/ Scott: That could take a while. That's some very intense computations on a very large volume of data. / Fooker: No sweat. I hacked SETI@Home a while back, so I just uploaded the code and data... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050619.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 20, 2005 | Fooker: And it's done! Let me clean up SETI@Home to hide our intrusion, then we'll look at the results.
/ Scott: Huzzah! / Tim: So far, the text doesn't look very different. Every thing seems to be here... all six questions are there...
/ Scott: Six questions? There were only five before! / Tim: Here... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050620.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 | Sharon: "Insatiable" and "curious"? What the heck does that mean?
/ Scott: Well, let's think about it for a moment. First on "curious..." / Scott: You both went back and looked at the unknown file we sent you, after first walking away from it. We *thought* you failed, but because an *insatiably* curious... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050621.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 22, 2005 | Scott: Quickly! Tell us, how frequently do you... um... you know...
/ Fooker: At least three times a--
/ Sharon: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. / Patty: Maybe you should look at it a different way. *They* are a geek couple who can theoretically do it any time they want. When was the last time anyone in the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050622.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 23, 2005 | Tim: So... it appears both Sharon and Fooker have passed all the tests to be "The One!"
/ Sharon: That's a matter of interpretation... / Patty: But can that be? They can't both be "The One". The semantics don't quite work out...
/ Fooker: Ask Zathras...
/ Scott: Wait a minute... / Scott: Perhaps it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050623.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 24, 2005 | Ki: So what's it like being the future mother of the geek messiah?
/ Sharon: Oh, God... Don't tell me you've heard already... / Ki: It's kind of hard not to, with those new guys following around all the time...
/ Sharon: Fooker and I haven't had any peace in three days. / Sharon: You know, I don't care... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050624.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 25, 2005 | Patty: Hey, Tim. You've been quiet the last few days. I figured you'd be as excited as Scott about finding the secret of "The One".
/ Tim: So did I... / Tim: But I think I'm getting a disenchanted with the whole thing. Maybe I just don't have Scott's zeal, but I'm not sure I agree with his interpretation... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050625.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 26, 2005 | [[Randi the Wonder Kitty walks into the living room of Ki's apartment.]]
/ Randi: Mreow? / [[Randi plays with a ball.]]< http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050626.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 27, 2005 | [[Ki is sitting down at her computer, and her kitty Randi is watching]] Ki "OKAY, RANDI. I'VE GOT A LOT TO DO BEFORE NICK PICKS ME UP, SO LET'S GET CRACKIN'!" / [[Randi moves to the keyboard]] Ki "I NEED TO E-MAIL MOM ABOUT HER DRESS FOR THE WEDDING...EXCUSE ME, YOUR HIGHNESS..."
/ Randi "MREOW?" / [[Randi... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050627.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 28, 2005 | [[Ki is talking to her cat, Randi, while getting ready to go out with her fiance Nick.]]
/ Ki: Tonight's a big night, Randi Boo. At dinner, Nick and I will finalize the honeymoon plans and afterwards we're shopping for wedding rings. / [[Ki pulls two dresses out to choose between.]]
/ Ki: Things are... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050628.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 29, 2005 | [[Nick arrives to take Ki out to dinner. He is dressed in a nice black suit.]]
/ Nick: Knock knock!
/ Ki, off-screen: Come on in! I'll be ready in a minute! / [[Randi the Wonder Kitty comes to the door to greet Nick.]]
/ Nick: Hey there, Randi. How are you today? Did you do plenty of cat things today?
/ Randi:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050629.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 30, 2005 | Ki: You know, I was always worried she wouldn't like my boyfriends...
/ Nick: I can understand. Animals can be great judges of character. / Ki: Well, since your folks always had dogs, I wasn't sure how you felt about cats.
/ Nick: We had cats too. They just never seemed to like me, unlike Randi here. / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050630.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 1, 2005 | There. All de-furred just in time to go.
/ Bye, Randi! / Where's she off to?
/ She probably heard a sound and wants to investigate. Always curious... / Bye, Randy! I promise to bring home a kitty bag for you! / SLAM
/ KA-CLICK
/ Mrr? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050701.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 2, 2005 | What's this? Oh, It's you again, little furry mortal. / Nothing to worry about this time, I promise. Just a routine check, which is refreshingly mundane for a change.
/ Mreow? / I never quite understood why the higher in intelligence a mortal species becomes, the less in tune they become to higher planes... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050702.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, July 3, 2005 | Dwayne: Do you think you guys can handle things while we're gone, Dex?
/ Dexter: [[salutes Dwayne]] I have the conn, Captain. / Dwayne: I feel odd leaving the new guys like this, but with half my staff subpoenaed to testify -- including myself -- it has to be done.
/ Ki: I think leaving Dex in command... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050703.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 4, 2005 | [[Nick is talking with Fred in the van]] / Nick: Are you sure you're not worried about the publicity, Fred?
/ Fred: My unveiling to the world? Nah. / [[Nicole and Ki look shocked]]
/ Fred: Besides, this is a relatively minor civil case. I doubt it will even make the local news.
/ Ki: I wouldn't count... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050704.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 5, 2005 | Nick: Throw in a lion, a tiger, and a bear and we'd have a real media circus out there.
/ Fooker: Does a wolf count? 'Cause Blitzer is over there... / Nicole: Curse De La Croix! She's turned this into a show trial! It doesn't matter now if we win or lose. You'll still be exposed to a media frenzy,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050705.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 6, 2005 | [[Nicole and Fred exit a vehicle and reporters' microphones crowd around.]]
/ Reporters: Is this some kind of a hoax? Can it really talk? Is it really real? Does it eat? / [[Now Dwayne, Nick, and Ki are also visible]]
/ Reporters: How can a slime mold afford a lawyer? Are there any others? Where... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050706.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 7, 2005 | Reporter: Say, aren't you Jason Barker, the man convicted for the 2001 Christmas Mall Massacre?
/ Fooker: Er, yeah... / Reporter: What are you doing out? You were given three consecutive life sentences!
/ Fooker: I was acquitted upon finding new evidence. / Reporter: ACQUITTED? Since when?
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050707.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 8, 2005 | [[Nicole walks down the aisle of the courtroom, Fred on her shoulder]] / [[Nicole glares at Mercedes, who smirks at her]] / [[Trent grins as Nicole sets down Fred and her bag]] / [[Trent and de la Croix are looking at something]]
/ de la Croix: Why did the slime mold just assume the shape of a raven?
/ Trent:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050708.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 9, 2005 | [[The Judge slips on a robe while talking on the phone with "George"]]
/ The Judge: No, George. It's not big deal. As soon as you get out of traction, you can fill in for me. / [[The Judge walks down the hall. Fooker is drinking from a water fountain]]
/ The Judge: Did I ever tell you about the time... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050709.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, July 10, 2005 | Officer: All rise for the honorable judge-- / Officer: I said, all rise. The defendant shall rise.
/ Fred: Look, I'm rising as high as my cytoplasm will go. / The Judge: You may be seated. This is the case of Trenton Naomi Terrell vs. Fredrick Physar--
/ Fred: Snk! / Nicole: Fred!
/ Fred: Trent's middle... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050710.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 11, 2005 | The Judge: Now hold on just a minute. I'm confused. Exactly what is the defendant?
/ Nicole: A slime mold, Your Honor.
/ The Judge: A slime mold? / Nicole: We have a scientific expert who will testify to this fact, but his exact classification has yet to be--
/ The Judge: You mean the plaintiff is suing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050711.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 12, 2005 | Judge: You mean to tell me this thing can talk and has intelligence?
/ Fred: This "thing" has a name, a job, and can type 120 words per minute. / Judge: A job? What the Sam Hill does a slime mold do for a job?
/ Fred: Telephone tech support. / [[a beat]] / Judge: I was going to guess telemarketing,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050712.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 13, 2005 | Judge: So... YOU hold that this slime mold is a sentient being equitable to a human being?
/ Nicole: We have documented scientific evidence to support this claim, yes. / Judge: And YOU realize that by merely proceeding with this suit that you acknowledge and accept that fact too?
/ Mercedes: I wouldn't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050713.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 14, 2005 | Judge thinks: Something tells me this is going to be a long one.
/ Judge: Counsel for the plaintiff, you may begin your opening remarks. / Mercedes: Thank you, Your Honor. My client, Mr. Terrell, is a diligent, industrious salesman who has just stopped short of working miracles to bring his company... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050714.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 15, 2005 | Libel per se? What's the difference?
/ Not a good one.
/ Counsel for the defense. / Thank you, your honor. The plaintiff has indeed done much for his company, as has my client. Both have served their capacities well, despite conflicts of personality. / However, I will prove it is the plaintiff, not... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050715.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 16, 2005 | [[Dex, Scott, and Patty are watching the coverage at the GPF office]]
/ Television: And so what started out as a simple local lawsuit has exploded into a national legal melodrama. / [[Dr. Not and Nefarious are watching the coverage in prison as "And" and "Or" sit in the background.]]
/ Television: The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050716.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, July 17, 2005 | Mercedes: The counsel for the plaintiff calls the plaintiff, Trenton N. Terrell, to the stand. / Trent whispers: Don't worry, DLC. I got it down pat, just like we rehearsed. No screw ups!
/ Mercedes whispers: How about not screwing up by whispering en route to the stand? / Mercedes: Mr. Terrell, will... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050717.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 18, 2005 | Mercedes: But after this reprimand, you stopped pulling the pranks?
/ Trent: Yes.
/ Mercedes: But you never did get along with the defendant?
/ Trent: Not really. / Trent: It and I would engange in the occasional verbal sparring match.
/ Mercedes: Did Mr. Duncan reprimand you for these arguments?
/ Trent:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050718.html |
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