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| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 18, 2005 | Dex: Welcome back, Fred!
/ Nick: How does it feel to be back in the office? / Fred: Pretty good. Although, to be honest, I don't know how long I'll be answering phones.
/ Ki: You're thinking of quitting? Don't you like it here? / Fred: Of course, especially now that Trent's gone! But the trial has... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050818.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 19, 2005 | Sharon: So Fred now has his own phone line?
/ Fooker: Yeah, and it's been ringing off the hook for days. Persephone's now his secretary. / Sharon: How is he taking his new-found celebrity?
/ Fooker: His ego can't fit in this state anymore. But once his 15 minutes are up, his fame will die off. / Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050819.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 20, 2005 | Fred: This is the one and only Fred Physarum. you've got 30 seconds to hold my interest.
/ Voice on phone: I-is it really you? "Fred the Slime Mold?" / Fred: Yeah. Move it, Kid. I don't have all day.
/ Voice on phone: I'm so glad I finally found you! I've been searching for you for almost seven... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050820.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 21, 2005 | Sharon: Hey, Dex! How's the PHP for that shopping cart system coming?
/ Dex: Huh? Oh, it's almost done, Sharon. / Sharon: Why so glum?
/ Dex: Oh, nothing. You'll probably think I'm silly.
/ Sharon: Try me. / Dex: I've just felt... empty lately. As you know, I'm a huge "Star Trek" and "Star Wars" fan.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050821.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 22, 2005 | Dex: I know you two always have lunch plans, but can I borrow Ki just for today?
/ Nick: Sure. Just so long as you top off her tank when you're done. / [[Ki glares at Nick]]
/ Nick: What? / Ki: So what's up, Dex?
/ Dex: I wanted to ask your advice about something, and you're the only person I know who... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050822.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 23, 2005 | Ki: What on earth makes you think I could teach you how to be a good writer?
/ Dex: Your "Counsel of Ethendale" novel was awesome! / Dex: Even IF I was cast as a stupid ogre...
/ Ki: I don't think one unfinished, unpublished novel makes me qualify as a seasoned author. / Dex: Even so, I think you're... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050823.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 24, 2005 | Ki: Sharon told me about your Trek/Wars withdrawal. Am I to assume you were planning to write some fan fiction?
/ Dex: Actually, a crossover! Spock falls to the Sith and-- / Ki: Hold it right there. While there's nothing necessarily WRONG with fan fiction, a lot of that's been done. If you want to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050824.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 25, 2005 | Dex thinks: Hmm... Both Sharon and Ki challenged me to write something of my own design to overcome my Trek/Wars withdrawal. But WHAT to write? / Dex thinks: I've never written more than fan fiction before. And even those I've never shared with anyone. My hard drive is littered with old zip files... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050825.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 26, 2005 | [[Dex shows his completed "Prometheus One" story to Ki]]
/ Dex: Tada!
/ Ki: What's this?
/ Dex: My Sci-Fi short story!
/ Ki: Already? / Dex: Actually, I looked back at some of the fanfics I wrote and realized there was a lot of good ideas in them that could stand on their own! I think I could even expand... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050826.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 27, 2005 | [[Shot of a bustling space station]]
/ Narrator: Prometheus One was meant to be mankind's first deep space outpost, a shining achievement of science and exploration. Instead, it was a dismal failure. / Narrator: Neglected during the Expansionist Wars and abandoned after the Kanorat Invasion, it became... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050827.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 28, 2005 | Narrator: Managed by the stern yet fair General Ducan, the station was caught in a power struggle between the humans and the greedy Eelorian magistrate, Trentoc T'Rel...
/ [[Shot of General Ducan who looks like Duncan in a uniform, and Trentoc who looks like Trent but with a blue face and weird winding... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050828.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 29, 2005 | Ducan [Dwayne]: Ah, Takahashi. Are the fusion reactors back in sync with each other?
/ Kyoko [Ki]: #4 is held together with spit and bonding strips, but yeah. / Ducan [Dwayne]: Good. Your dear captain Wellstone is bringing us a present. I want you to take a look at it.
/ Kyoko [Ki]: Of course, general.
/ Trentoc... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050829.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 30, 2005 | Kyoko [Ki]: Ned! I see you haven't gotten yourself killed!
/ Ned [Nick]: Nice to see you too. To think I went to all that trouble to bring you a present... / Kyoko [Ki]: So what exactly IS it?
/ Ned [Nick]: That's for YOU to tell US. It was floating derelict, without power of life signs by a nearby... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050830.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 | [[Ki, as Takahashi, stands in the entrance to a strange space vessel.]]
/ Narrator: The vessel was small, especially by Eelorian standards, but still larger than most human ships. The interior was frigid from long exposure to naked space. / [[Ki looks in at the strange alien engine.]]
/ Narrator: The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050831.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 1, 2005 | [[A wide robot, vaguely like Dex, comes alive]]
/ Dexlar [Dex]: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050901.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 2, 2005 | Kyoko [Ki]: You... speak Old Earth English?
/ Dexlar [Dex]: I was programmed with as many forms of verbal communication as my Masters thought I might encounter. / Dexlar [Dex]: Your species is human. Planet designation G8946-37NT4. Called by inhabitants as Earth, Terra, Sol 3...
/ Kyoko [Ki]: Y-yes.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050902.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 3, 2005 | Kyoko [Ki]: Where are you from?
/ Dexlar [Dex]: This vessel is a deep space exploration craft from the galaxy you call Andromeda. / Dexlar [Dex]: While my Builders had the ability to "fold" space to observe other star systems, actual travel required more conventional means. Sadly, none of the biological... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050903.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 4, 2005 | [[Ned [Nick], Jas [Fooker], and Shalar [Sharon] talking]]
/ Jas [Fooker]: Your engineer girlfriend seems to be spending an awful lot of time with her new mechanical friend, Wellstone...
/ Shalar [Sharon]: Careful, Jas. You may make him jealous. / Ned [Nick]: Jealous? Hardly. Kyoko has a habit of getting... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050904.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 5, 2005 | [[Ned [Nick] and Kyoko [Ki] discussing]]
/ Kyoko [Ki]: So do YOU think I'm spending too much time with Dexlar?
/ Ned [Nick]: Well, you DID miss dinner last night... / Kyoko [Ki]: Sorry! I must have lost track of ti--
/ [[Ducan [Dwayne] enters]]
/ Ducan [Dwayne]: Security alert! Lock down all access ports! / Ned... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050905.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 6, 2005 | [[Kyoko [Ki] and Ned [Nick] running]]
/ Kyoko [Ki]: We have to get to Dexlar before the Eelorians storm the hangar bay! / Kyoko [Ki]: Dexlar! What are you doing?
/ Dexlar [Dex]: Have I done something wrong? I was merely curious about my new surroundings. / Kyoko [Ki]: You can't just break into a foreign... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050906.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 7, 2005 | [[Trentoc is attempting to take Dexlar from Kyoko]]
/ Trentoc: Because of this attack on our sovereignty, we demand that the robot and the alien ship be handed over to the Eelorian government immediately.
/ Kyoko: You can't do that! / Trentoc: On what grounds, Chief? You seem to forget that it was the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050907.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 8, 2005 | [[Kyoko [Ki] in General Ducan's [Dwayne] office]]
/ Kyoko [Ki]: You're just going to hand Dexlar over to T'rel and his thugs?
/ Ducan [Dwayne]: My hands are tied, Kyoko. The Eelorian treaty has precedence here. / Kyoko [Ki]: You KNOW that T'rel only wants to use this as an excuse to seize Dex and take... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050908.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 9, 2005 | Dexlar [Dex]: I apologize for causing so many problems, Kyoko Kyoko Takahashi...
/ Kyoko [Ki]: It's okay, Dexlar, you didn't know what you were doing was "wrong". / Dexlar [Dex]: As you said, I was programmed to explore. My data probe was designed to be non-invasive, but with such unfamiliar systems,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050909.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 10, 2005 | [[Kyoko typing at a computer]]
/ Kyoko [Ki] thinks: Dexlar says he didn't "hack" the Eelorian computer. And I'm inclined to believe him. But here's the log that shows the transfer from our computer to theirs. / Kyoko [Ki] thinks: That shouldn't be possible. Heck, I'VE tried to hack their system, without... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050910.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 11, 2005 | Ducan [Dwayne]: I'm not happy about this, T'rel. I'm not convinced the robot meant any sort of malice against your computer.
/ Trentoc [Trent]: You humans are far too trusting. But the treaty is clear, and our courts will decide the robot's fate. / Ducan [Dwayne]: If you could give us a little more... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050911.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 12, 2005 | Kyoko [Ki]: Magistrate T'rel claims Dexlar's data probe gained system-level access to the Eelorian computers after compromising our own. This shouldn't be possible, as we only have read-only access to their knowledge base. / Kyoko [Ki]: Yet both our and their logs clearly show a system-level login... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050912.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 13, 2005 | Ned [Nick]: You're implying the Eelorians implanted a backdoor into our computer when they first established the link with us?
/ Trentoc [Trent]: Preposterous! / Kyoko [Ki]: Not implying; proving! I checked all system backups prior to and after the link, and it never existed before. The code executes... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050913.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 14, 2005 | Trentoc [Trent]: This is ludicrous! I demand that we end this charade and that you hand over the robot immediately!
/ Ducan [Dwayne]: I don't think so. Kyoko's evidence seems valid to me. / Ducan [Dwayne]: With no real intrusion by Dexlar into your computer, your criminal extradition claim has no merit.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050914.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 15, 2005 | Dexlar [Dex]: I apologize for causing you and your superiors so many problems, Kyoko.
/ Kyoko [Ki]: I'm sorry you got caught up in our politics, Dex. / Kyoko [Ki]: Your vessel has been repaired as best as I can do it. But without a power core, you won't get far, and we can't exactly harness a black... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050915.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 16, 2005 | [[Ki finishes reading Dex's story, "Prometheus One".]]
/ Dex: Well? What did you think? Is it okay?
/ Ki: I think it's pretty good, Dex. / Ki: The plot works, although you could have foreshadowed the twist better. Maybe add a little to the pre-Dexlar bit to build tension. The descriptions are pretty... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050916.html |
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