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| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 17, 2005 | Dex: Thanks for all the great advice, Ki! Your critique of my Sci-Fi story really helped!
/ Ki: You're welcome, Dex. I hope you get to write more. / Dex: I based the characters on my friends, but since then they've taken on a life of their own. I really want to explore their histories and personalities... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050917.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 18, 2005 | Nick: Dropped by the post office. Looks like we've got another present from one of your relatives.
/ Ki: From Uncle Sakio out in California! / Nick: I didn't know you had this many relatives...
/ Ki: Well, they're scattered all over the globe. I doubt you'll ever meet all of them. / Nick: I can't believe... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050918.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 19, 2005 | Nick: Only a couple months 'til the wedding... Man, time sure has flown...
/ Ki: I know! And there's still so much left to do! / Nick: I called that hotel about the rehearsal dinner. Mom and Dad were okay with it and will take it from there.
/ Ki: Good. We still need to buy gifts for the wedding party. / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050919.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 20, 2005 | Nick: I picked up some of the legal paperwork.
/ Ki: Legal paperwork?
/ Nick: Yeah, ya know, license application, name change forms, etc. / Ki: Name change forms... Wow. I guess I've been so busy, I haven't thought about that for a while...
/ Nick: Well, I kinda have been... / Nick: I know a lot of modern... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050920.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 21, 2005 | Nick: Everything's all set for the honeymoon, by the way. Got the last confirmation today. Now we just have to pack and it's all set. / Nick: Fooker's been hounding me to find out where we're going. I think Sharon's in on it too. I haven't told them, of course, since we agreed to keep it a secret,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050921.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 22, 2005 | Nick: Sam? You mean the old boyfriend your dad called an "unpleasant experience"?
/ Ki: Dad was being tactful, which you now know is a feat on its own. / Ki: You've always accepted me for who I am NOW. You've been patient and never pressed me to elaborate on my past. But you deserve to know about... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050922.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 23, 2005 | Ki: You already know that Fooker and I both went to college near here, and how we met. We hung out a lot, even after he graduated. / Ki: Fooker tutored me in some of my advanced classes, and eventually I decidied to return the favor and tutor other students. I alternated that and working part-time at... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050923.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 24, 2005 | [[Image of Sam with a football]]
/ Ki voiceover: Sam was the star running back. He was smart, athletic, and came from a fairly wealthy family. Needless to say, most girls drooled over him. / Ki voiceover: Of course, you know me. Just because a guy is "hot" doesn't necessarily mean he's going to impress... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050924.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 25, 2005 | Ki: [[narrating]] Ordinarily, Sam and I wouldn't have had much in common. His family was wealthy, mine middle class. He was a jock; I was a geek. We were from totally different worlds. / Ki: [[narrating]] But because of tutoring Josh, I spent more time than usual among the football team, and that... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050925.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 26, 2005 | Ki: [[narrating]] And of course they won. Our team was best in its division. Several of our players were rumored to be Heisman hopefuls, including Sam. / Ki: [[narrating]] I joined some of the guys and their girlfriends for a party that night. I met Josh's girlfriend Nanese, who was just as sweet... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050926.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 27, 2005 | Ki as narrator: For some reason, I still didn't quite believe Josh's insistence that Sam was interested. But I thought I'd give him a shot just in case. / Ki as narrator: I was just heading to the athletics building to find him when...
/ Ki: Sam? What are you doing in the CS dept.?
/ Sam: Uh, looking... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050927.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 28, 2005 | Fooker: What are YOU so happy for? Did you finally get your laptop up to a whopping 64MB of RAM?
/ Ki: Better. I've got a date tomorrow! / Geek 1: A CS geek on a date?! It's... it's unheard of!
/ Geek 3: She's female. Maybe it's different.
/ Geek 2: Is there enough data to determine a precedent? / Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050928.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 29, 2005 | Fooker: So you're really going out with this football player... Sam, was it?
/ Ki: It's just one date. It's not like I'm going to marry him. / Fooker: I'm just looking out for you, is all. You've been looking out for me with my drinking problem, so... well...
/ Ki: Now you're going all big brother on... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050929.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 30, 2005 | Ki, narrating: And Sam _was_ a perfect gentleman. Our first date was exactly what I had hoped. He picked me up at the dorm, we caught a movie, and had a nice dinner. / Ki, narrating: The dinner was a bit fancier than I expected. I felt a little underdressed, but I didn't exactly pack evening gowns... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050930.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 1, 2005 | Ki: I'm sorry... I... don't want you to feel awkward hearing this.
/ Nick: No, it's okay. It's not like I'm getting jealous or anything... / Ki: Really ? I'm talking about being romantic with another man before you...
/ Nick: And although I don't know all the details, I know ultimately how it ends. / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051001.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 2, 2005 | [[Ki rests her head in Sam's chest on the campus quad]]
/ Ki narrating: Needless to say, that was far from our last date. Sam and I were virtually inseparable after that, and it wasn't long before we were going steady. / [[Ki and Sam are cuddling in a dim room; Ki is in shorts and a bra and Sam is in... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051002.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 3, 2005 | Ki: [[narrating]] Weeks turned into months, months turned into a year, and Sam and I were still an item. Sure, I had had boyfriends in the past, but Sam was different. He was special. / Ki: [[narrating]] He constantly felt the need to buy me things. He even bought me a new computer when my old one... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051003.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 4, 2005 | Ki: [[narrating]] Of course, while I told Mom all about my boyfriends, Dad took very little interest. That changed, of course, the instant they heard of the engagement. We flew home on Thanksgiving so they could meet Sam. / Ki: [[narrating]] Mom was Mom. She was happy so long as I was happy. Sam... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051004.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 5, 2005 | Ki: [[narrating]] At Christmas, it was my turn to meet his parents. If you can remember the culture shock of meeting my dad, imagine applying it to his family. It was like another world. / Ki: [[narrating]] Sam's mother was polite, but had an air of superiority about her. I felt like Eliza Doolittle... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051005.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 6, 2005 | [[Ki is holding a snowball out to an upset Sam]]
/ Ki narrating: Going back to school felt odd after Christmas. Sam was a little more distant at first, but with a little coaxing, I got him back to his old self. / [[Ki holds a "Party" sheet of paper, while Sam, surprised, apparently refuses]]
/ Ki narrating:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051006.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 7, 2005 | [[Sam looks at Ki's back as she scowls with her arms crossed.]]
/ Sam: HEY, BABY! THE TEAM'S DRIVING OUT TO LAKE MURPHY FOR A PRE-GAME BASH! WANNA COME?
/ Ki: I DON'T THINK SO.
/ Sam: WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? / [[Ki angrily points at a smiling Sam.]]
/ Ki: I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU MAKE FUN OF FOOKER.
/ Sam: HEH.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051007.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 8, 2005 | [[Ki looks in a mirror with her hands holding her hair up as Sam rerads a newspaper.]]
/ Ki narrates the flashback: SAM STOPPED MAKING FUN OF FOOKER, AT LEAST IN FRONT OF ME. BUT THAT WASN'T THE ONLY THING WE STARTED PICKING FIGHTS OVER...
/ Ki: I think I want to cut my hair. / [[Ki continues to look... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051008.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 9, 2005 | [[Ki narrates her history with Sam]]
/ Needless to say, Sam wasn't happy. Josh told me he spent a couple hours in the gym, working out his aggressions. I wasn't very sympathetic. It was just a HAIR CUT. / But then Josh opened up what Sam had confided in him and never told me. The pressure had been really... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051009.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 9, 2005 | [[Ki narrates her history with Sam]]
/ Needless to say, Sam wasn't happy. Josh told me he spent a couple hours in the gym, working out his aggressions. I wasn't very sympathetic. It was just a HAIR CUT. / But then Josh opened up what Sam had confided in him and never told me. The pressure had been really... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051009.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 10, 2005 | Ki: Many years ago--I'm sad to say, as early as Junior High--I watched friends and classmakes ruin relationships with sex, hopping in the sack without thinking things through. / Ki: I watched so many mistakes, from break-ups to pregnancies to diseases, that I determined to save myself until I found... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051010.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 11, 2005 | [[Ki is in the cafeteria and approaches Nanese and two cheerleaders]]
/ Ki narrating: One day I decided to get some inside information... / Ki: Nanese! Wait up!
/ Nanese: Oh, hi Ki! I was on my way to the student union. Wanna come?
/ Ki: On one condition... / [[Nanese looks concerned]]
/ Ki: Is it true... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051011.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 12, 2005 | [[Sandra walks by while Ki talks with two cheerleaders]]
/ Ki narrating: The scuttlebutt had Sandra, the cheer squad's resident matress with hair, "servicing" Sam to make up for my "short-comings." Sandra, of course, was conveniently nowhere to be found. / [[Josh sees Sam with Sandra]]
/ Ki narrating:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051012.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 13, 2005 | [[Fooker approaches Ki]]
/ Fooker: Hey, uh, Ki. I'm... sorry to hear about Sam...
/ Ki: We haven't broken up. I don't believe he cheated on me. / [[Fooker looks surprised and angry]]
/ Fooker: Whozzawha? It's all over the school, even the CS Department!
/ Ki: Look, Fooker, I asked him about it, and he said... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051013.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 14, 2005 | Ki: Fooker was right, of course. There's something about love that blinds you to a person's faults. Sometimes to the point that you can't see the obvious. / Nick: Well, you're not the only one who tends to overlook glaring character flaws.
/ Ki: No, that's different. You always try to find the best... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051014.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 15, 2005 | [[Ki looks at herself in the mirror]]
/ Ki narrating: Sam meant everything to me. I loved him with all my heart. I would do anything for him, even die for him. I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him as my husband. / [[Ki picks a dress]]
/ Ki narrating: I couldn't do anything to help with his sports,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051015.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 16, 2005 | [[Ki stands in the doorway of Sam's apartment]]
/ Ki narrating: Sam was rather quick and eager to accept my decision. In hindsight, I'd be rather annoyed by his lack of consideration for how hard this was for me, but I was far too nervous then to think of that. / [[Sam leans in to kiss Ki's neck]]
/ Ki... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051016.html |
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