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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 16, 2005 | [[Nick sitting in the MUTEX, helmet on]]
/ Narration: Theorizing that one could transverse parallel dimensions in the comic world, Nicholas Wellington plugged into the MUTEX . . . and vanished. / [[Nick looks into a mirror to see the reflection is of Torg from Sluggy Freelance]]
/ He woke to find himself... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051116.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 17, 2005 | CA-CAW!
/ GAH! / Oh. It's you, Fred.
/ Pretty good, huh? I bet I could even fly in this form!
/ I'm pretty sure you can't. / Oh yeah? Watch this! / ...Told you...
/ Ew! Did someone throw up?!
/ This has not been one of my finer moments... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051117.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 18, 2005 | Fooker: Have you been here at work all night?
/ Nick: Uh, yeah... I was... um defragging my... uh... buffer. / Fooker: "Defragging your buffer?"
/ Nick: Erm... I mean, I had to re-install Linus. / Fooker: You had to WHAT?!
/ Nick: My data processor needed a new widget and I had to... reboot... / Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051118.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 19, 2005 | Trudy
/ Dwayne
/ Fooker
/ Ki
/ Nick http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051119.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 20, 2005 | To Thine Own Self...: Chapter One
/ I can't believe it! Your wedding is in only a few days! This is so exciting!
/ Trust me, I know. / So we're going to pick up your family, drop your dad and brother at the hotel, and we and your mom will head to the church. Is that right?
/ Yeah. And as soon as Lori and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051120.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 21, 2005 | Um, haven't you two forgotten something?
/ Impossible. She packed virtually the entire house. There is nothing left to forget. / What about Yoshi?
/ Oh, I am sorry. I forgot to tell you. He has major paper due next week. Senior project. He will fly in day before wedding. / I thought you said he was only... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051121.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 22, 2005 | So Nick's not meeting us at the gate?
/ No he said he had to pick up some flowers and run them by the church. / So are we supposed to get a taxi or something?
/ He said his friend would give us a ride to the hotel. / Which friend is that?
/ In Nick's words: "You'll know him when you see him." / Then... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051122.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 23, 2005 | Hola, Senor and Senora Wellington! I'm Jason, but all my pals call me Fooker. I'm your son's best man and your chauffeur for today. / Such an... interesting nickname you have there.
/ It's a long story involving metasyntactic variables, a fish, and copious amounts of alcohol. It's best left to ancient... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051123.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 24, 2005 | Hey, Fooker! I assume you got Mom and Dad here safe and sound?
/ Yeah, but you could have warned me. / Warned you? About what?
/ That your dad's a cop! He wrote me three tickets for speeding, running a stop sign, and an unsafe lane change. / You do realize he's out of his jurisdiction and these are mainly... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051124.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 25, 2005 | This is the part I'm dreading, Sharon...
/ Decorating the church?
/ No! The meeting of the mothers! / They've never met. They come from such different backgrounds. They have aboslutely nothing in common save that their child is marrying into a totally unknown family. / I know Mrs. Wellington has been... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051125.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 26, 2005 | I like how you're keeping things simple, Ki. It sure makes decorating quicker and easier. / Well, I thought that since this church is so pretty on its own, why add too much to it? And Nick and I want the ceremony itself to be the centerpiece, not the decorations. / Where are the guys? I thought some... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051126.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 27, 2005 | Well, that's most of the decorations. Anything that's left we'll handle after the rehearsal tomorrow.
/ Ooh! Ooh! Ki! / I know this is somewhat last minute, but can I be one of your bridesmaids?
/ Um, Persephone, usually it's the bride that asks, not the other way around. And I've already got three bridesmaids. / Sharon's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051127.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 28, 2005 | I guess that pretty much finishes things here tonight...
/ Um, not quite... / That was Lori on the phone. Someone stole her car today, so she can't drive in tonight. And since the airport there is closed while the runway is being repaired, she can't get a flight out. / She's trying to find out if there... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051128.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 29, 2005 | Look, Ki, I'm very sorry, but I can't be a bridesmaid. It's a really long story, but I don't "do" weddings. I'll help set up and tear down, but I... I can't be here. Really. / Well, it looks like Persephone will get her chance...
/ I didn't want to hurt her feelings, but I don't think the molds would... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051129.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 30, 2005 | Why, no, it's not a bad time! I just walked in the door. What can I do for you? / They stole her car? How terrible! Will she make it in in time for the wedding...? What are you going to do to find a replacement? / Oh, my! Ki, I'd be honored! Yes, I understand I'm a "fill-in." If Lori shows up, I'll... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051130.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 1, 2005 | So when are you going to tell Nick that you just asked Trish to be Lori's replacement bridesmaid?
/ Um, well, the rehearsal's tomorrow... / Ki, you know Nick doesn't like or trust Trish! He's not going to like this...
/ I know, but who else are we going to ask? Mercedes de la Croix? One of the moms? / Nick... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051201.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 2, 2005 | Station, Gemini: Is the farmer in the dell?
/ A/V control center is online and ready to go! / Stations Posiedon: Does the River Styx flow onward ot Hades?
/ Aye, aye captain! We are live on the Web with broadband speed! / Station Gotham: Ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight?
/ Gigabit ethernet... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051202.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 3, 2005 | So you see, we didn't have much of a choice. If Lori doesn't make it, Trish is the only girl available. Is that okay? / I don't know. I guess you did the right thing, but I'm not comfortable with her around. I think she's up to something...
/ Yeah, Justin. It's on. / Oh, come on. I know she's been weird,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051203.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 4, 2005 | We'd like to thank everyone for coming to our rehearsal dinner, and for sharing this happy occasion with us. / We're keeping things pretty informal, so grab a plate and dig in. Since Rev. Phisher has a prior engagement, we'll eat first, then meet him at the church for the rehearsal.
/ Let's eat, everybody! / A... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051204.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 5, 2005 | Fooker, where's Fred? I thought he said he was coming?
/ Oops. I almost forgot... / CLICK / GLUG GLUG GLUG / He's traveling incognito.
/ Let's see what happens if I forget to give you air next time... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051205.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 6, 2005 | So how is our resident celebrity?
/ Not bad, Chuck. I'm definitely keeping busy. / We saw you on Leno the other night. It seems you've been getting around...
/ Oh, I'm hoppin'. The hard part is avoiding the Jerry Springers ot catch the Larry Kings. / Now that I have fame, it's time to put it to good... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051206.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 7, 2005 | Physarum. Go.
/ Mr. Physarum! Please don't hang up on me this time! I have to talk to you! / Oh, it's you. What was it... Socrates? How did you get this number?
/ Please, you must understand! We're alike! I'm just like you! We're two of a kind! / Look, kid. I'm not looking for anyone to ride on my coattails.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051207.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 8, 2005 | Hi, Patty! How is my name twin today?
/ Oh, goody. If it isn't Dexter's little dominatrix. / I'm sorry about that. I'm schizophrenic, but I'm taking my medicine regularly to keep my multiple personalities in check.
/ Oh, really. I didn't know you had dissociative identity disorder. / So your "medication"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051208.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 9, 2005 | Ki, I wanted to ask you about choosing Trish to be a bridesmaid...
/ Well, unless Lori can find transportation or you change your mind, she's all I've got. / Thing thing is, I think she's not all she seems to be...
/ Trish is an enigma. I don't think any of us have her completely figured out. / So, Nick!... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051209.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 10, 2005 | Why are you so curious about my inventions?
/ Oh, you silly goose! I told you! I'm fascinated by them. And you never shared your notes like I asked. / Well, I don't have any notes to really share. When the Inventor's Gene strikes, I just build. I don't have time to take notes.
/ Ooh... I'd love to see... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051210.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 11, 2005 | THAT DINNER WAS LOVELY! THE WELLINGTONS SURE PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS, AND THE OSHIROS HAVE REALLY MADE THE CHURCH LOOK WONDERFUL. / HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? YOU'VE BEEN DISTRACTED ALL EVENING.
/ HUH? OH SORRY THE MASHED POTATOES AREN'T AGREEING WITH ME. / I DOUBT THAT, THIS IS ABOUT THAT CALL FROM YOUR... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051211.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 12, 2005 | KI: OKAY, EVERYONE WHO NEEDS TO BE HERE IS HERE, EXCEPT THE PASTOR. WE CAN GET STARTED SHORTLY.
/ NICK: WHERE'S TRISH? / KI: OVER THERE. FLIRTING WITH SCOTT INSTEAD OF YOU FOR A CHANGE.
/ NICK: GOOD. I WAS HOPING THAT SHE'D FINALLY BREAK ORBIT. / KI: SHE REALLY LATCHED ON TO YOU TONIGHT. OBVIOUSLY, OUR... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051212.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 13, 2005 | Okay, everyone. Rev. Phisher is here so let's get started! / All right, folks! Let's start with the procession. Ladies in the back, gents to the front. We'll start as the bridesmaids come down the aisle. / So, are you getting nervous yet, buddy?
/ Only that you'll end up losing or swallowing the rings... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051213.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 14, 2005 | And then we turn, and I announce "I present to you Mr. and Mrs Nicholas Wellington" / Okay, Let's take a five minute break. Then we'll run through it one more time.
/ Heh, time for a health break! / We need to work a little on the timing, but other than that. I think we've got it down pat.
/ Looks like... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051214.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 15, 2005 | Back here in the church office is all the A/V equipment for the wedding. I thought I saw... Yes! Nick's duffle bag! / And just as I had hoped! This modified PDA has remote access to virtually all of his inventions! He never leaves home without it! / Two and a half years of planning, stalking, setbacks,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051215.html |
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