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General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Fooker: I-it CAN'T be... / Ki: YOU! I should have KNOWN you were somehow behind this! / Ki: And you just couldn't stay away, could you? You had to take one final stab at ruining my and Nick's happiness! Not THIS time, Trudy! / Trudy: I'm afraid you have me... confused with someone else, Ms. Oshiro. / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060115.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Linda Wellington: Thank you for telling us, Mr. Duncan. / Dwayne: I promise we're doing everything to find out what's going on. / Mrs. Oshiro: Aiya. This is terrible. Your son does not seem the type to run from his own wedding. / Linda Wellington: He's not, so I agree with Fooker that something has happened. / Mr.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060116.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Dwayne speaks to Ki. In the background, the woman who looks like Trudy is sitting, with Fooker looking at her.]] / Dwayne: Most of the guests have left. Nick's dad is handling the last few stragglers. / Ki: Thanks, Dwayne. / [[ Dwayne speaks to Fooker. ]] / Dwayne: Oh, and I just saw a couple of black... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060117.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Fooker: Maddie! Justin! So glad you could make it! It's just not a party without you guys. / Maddie: Ha ha. / Justin: We brought the mobile forensics lab with the satellite link. Technically, this is a breach of a dozen protocols... / Maddie: but Amadeus wished us lots of luck. / Fooker: Well, we've... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060118.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Fooker approaches the van.]] / Fooker: Hey, 18! How's the ol' trick knee? Still got that bullet floating around in there? / Agent 18: Hmph. / [[Fooker raises one eyebrow.]] / Fooker: So who's your guest? Dr. Not, here to profess her undying love? / [[Agent 18 scowls.]] / Agent 18: Don't I wish. / [[Agent... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060119.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Mr. Oshiro: So this assignment you put off until the last minute did not even EXIST?! / Yoshi: Look, this wedding isn't going anywhere, so what does it matter if I was late? / Mr. Oshiro: I do not know which is worse, a son who procrastinates, or a son who lies to his parents to fraternise with an older... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060120.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Ki: We'll give her a few more minutes to rest, then we'll find out who she really is. / Alter-Trudy: Hmmm... / Sharon: What? Why do you look at me like that? / Alter-Trudy: You don't really know her, do you? "Your" Trudy ... / Sharon: No. I know ABOUT her, though. / Alter-Trudy: I see. / Alter-Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060121.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Sharon closes the door to the bridal changing room as Ki undoes her hairstyle with a hair roller, looking sad]] / Sharon: Does this... "Pseudo-Trudy" bother you as much as she bothers me? / Ki: Sharon, right now I don't know up from purple. / Ki: What was I thinking, asking Trish to be a bridesmaid,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060122.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Ki: Okay, we set the parents, contractors, and others not "in the know" at tasks to keep them busy. That leaves Yoshi and his "guest" for us to interrogate. / Agent #18: I see someone needs a refresher course in using the memory wiper. / Agent #12: You forget that "someone" has officially retired.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060123.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Dexter, Dwayne, Sharon, Ki, and Justin, Agent #12, and Agent #18 are assembled. Fooker peeks in the door behind Dexter]] / Agent #12: Okay, now that everyone's assembled, let's review what we know. Nick Wellington has disappeared. While he supposedly left Ms. Oshiro this "Dear John" letter, it is the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060124.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Agent #12, Fooker, and Ki are discussing what happened the night before the wedding]] / Agent #12: Although it has been passed around several times, the only fingerprints on the letter appear to be Nick's and those present here. / Fooker: Can you tell what happened last night in his apartment? / Agent... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060125.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Fooker, Sharon, Ki and Maddie all discussing Nick's disappearance]] / Maddie: So you weren't there. Did you call Nick at or around this time? / Ki: No, I didn't talk to him after we left. If you recorded it, what did they say? / [[Maddie pulls out a microcassette recorder]] / Maddie: We haven't listened... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060126.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Agent #18: Our records are incomplete on this "Mutex" device. We've had conflicting reports... / Maddie: And who exactly is this "Trish"? / Ki: Patricia Marshall. She's been a real enigma for us, so we were hoping you guys could explain her. She showed up a few years ago and has been shadowing Nick... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060127.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Good Trudy: I apologize for my appearance. I practically went through hell to get here. I also apologize for involving Yoshi. He wasn't my first choice of contact, but he proved to be the most opportune. / Ki: Who exactly are you? / Good Trudy: I am Trudy Trueheart, but not the one you are familiar with.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060128.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Lord Nick: It's time to check in on our progress. Duchess? Can you hear me? What is your report? / Duchess Ki: No progress yet, milord. I've been trying to keep him busy, off-guard and disoriented. He hasn't had any sleep since he arrived, aside from the brief anesthetic to transfer him from the landing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060129.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick: [[Yelling]] KI! Where are you? This isn't funny! / Nick: [[Thinking]] Well, it could have been. Once she finally shared her "Counsel of Ethendale" novel with me, I kind of hoped I could make her a virtual reality version to play with. / Nick: [[Thinking]] Of course, this wasn't part of the novel... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060130.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick: "I read your documentation!" And she said it just hours after she heard me tell Trish I didn't take notes. The real Ki would've known that anyway. / Nick: There are several things "off" about her, but that was the clincher. Then all the smaller things could no longer be ignored. Who is she? What... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060131.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick is in a forest, sitting against a tree. He holds a sword in his right hand.]] / Nick, thinking: Time to take inventory of the facts. I know "Ki" convinced me into the MUTEX as a pre-wedding stress reliever. Ignoring for now the blatant sexual overtones... / [[The forest is no longer visible.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060201.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick is in a forest, sitting against a tree.]] / Nick, thinking: Deducing my true location would certainly be easier if I had the MUTEX's remote, but it's missing... Along with my watch and PDA. My "host" must want to keep me unplugged. / [[Nick frowns and puts his hand to his chin, concentrating.]] / Nick,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060202.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick, wearing padded medieval armor, is sat against the base of a tree in a dense forest]] / Nick: I'm beat. I haven't slept in over 36 hours, and fitfully before that. I have no way of knowing for certain what time it is. / Nick: That means I'm not at my peak mental faculties. I'll have to watch myself.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060203.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick (to himself): Alright "Ki". Time to play your little game / Nick: Kithinera! The elven council of elders told me you were to be banished! / Ki: Banished from Ethendale, yes. But I do not care. I want to travel to Sternhelm with you. / Nick (to himself): One last test... / Nick: Don't you mean SternHOLD? / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060204.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick (to himself): Alright "Ki". Time to play your little game / Nick: Kithinera! The elven council of elders told me you were to be banished! / Ki: Banished from Ethendale, yes. But I do not care. I want to travel to Sternhelm with you. / Nick (to himself): One last test... / Nick: Don't you mean SternHOLD? / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060204.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Everyone is gathered at the church as Fooker brings Trudy in]] / Trudy: Heh... Um, hi, Ki. / Fooker: Trudy turned herself in to the UGA a couple days ago. That's how I knew that other woman couldn't be her. / Trudy: That's right. I've been in a nice comfy cell for... "other woman?" / [[Trudy sees Alternate... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060205.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Everyone is gathered at the church as Fooker brings Trudy in]] / Trudy: Heh... Um, hi, Ki. / Fooker: Trudy turned herself in to the UGA a couple days ago. That's how I knew that other woman couldn't be her. / Trudy: That's right. I've been in a nice comfy cell for... "other woman?" / [[Trudy sees Alternate... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060205.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[The wedding party and UGA agents are assembled in a room. Trudy from the alternate universe addresses the group.]] / Alternate Trudy: What I am about to tell you will most likely be difficult to comprehend, but if what I've heard about this group is true, the bizarre is often routine here. / Alternate... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060206.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Ki addresses Trudy from the alternate universe, who looks stern throughout the strip.]] / Ki: We've learned through the MUTEX that alternate dimensions apparently exist. If Nick's superheroes have their own universe, why can't there be other versions of _us_ somewhere? / Alternate Trudy: Precisely.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060207.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Ki appears astonished. She addresses Trudy from the alternate universe.]] / Ki: Are you saying... your universe's version of _me_ kidnapped Nick? / Alternate Trudy: Yes, although she was not the mastermind of the scheme. / Fooker: Then who, pray tell, is? / Alternate Trudy: Emperor Nicholas the Puissant,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060208.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Ki addresses Trudy from the alternate universe, who looks downcast.]] / Ki: How did all this happen? / Alternate Trudy: We don't have time for a detailed history, but maybe I can hit the major milestones. / {{Trudy from the alternate universe narrates the next three panels.}} / [[Scene: Dwayne and Trudy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060209.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Alternate Trudy (narrating): Nick had had an on-again, off-again relationship with Ki for some time, but even when she was mean to me, he stood up for me. / Alternate Trudy (narrating): He was kind and helpful, always there to lend a hand. He drew me in with his confidence and friendliness, and I thought... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060210.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Alternate Trudy (narrating): Nick had had an on-again, off-again relationship with Ki for some time, but even when she was mean to me, he stood up for me. / Alternate Trudy (narrating): He was kind and helpful, always there to lend a hand. He drew me in with his confidence and friendliness, and I thought... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060210.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[The GPF office in the alternate universe. Parallel Nick is sitting at a PC, frowning. Parallel Ki is sitting next to him.]] / Parallel Trudy, narrating: Then, one day, fate intervened... / Parallel Nick: You know, this world can be so screwed up sometimes. What it really needs is good leadership. / Parallel... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060211.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[As Nega Nick and Nega Ki look gleeful, a shadowed "F*kr" stands in the doorway]] / Narrator{{Nega Trudy}}: Needless to say, gaining economic control over the world does not go unnoticed. It wasn't long before the UGA sent in their top agent, who was surprisingly close. / [[F*kr counts some bundled... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060212.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nega Nick eyes a map while Nega Dwayne and F*kr talk in the background]] / Narrator {{Nega Trudy}}: Even with his newfound wealth and power, the new emperor struggled to maintain control over his growing domain. Too many resistance cells sprang up to oppose him. / [[Two Nega Grays are featured, one... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060213.html

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