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| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[In the left edge of the panel, posi-Trudy looks at her unconscious counterpart eyes wide with shock. Between them, a gleeful Nega-Nick is rubbing his hands in anticipation and joy]]
/ Evil Nick: Truehart! My, my... Now I have a matching set! They even dress alike. How quaint! / [[Posi-Trudy is still... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060615.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Evil Nick: Awake now? Good. I do hope we can dispense with the "You'll never get away with this" crap, because frankly, I have! / Evil Nick: I won't bother with sorting Trudys just yet, as I'm sure that will be evident soon enough. I'l start by announcing that by now, my men should be done cleaning... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060616.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki and Alternate Trudy look bound and weary.]]
/ Ki: This is hopeless...
/ Alternate Trudy: Not... yet. There's still a chance the greys may... come to our aid... / [[Emperor Nick stands before a curtain, smug smile upon his face. He's pressing a button on a remote which opens the curtain behind him.]]
/ Emperor... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060617.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 18, 2006 | Pi: What do you mean, my memory engrams have been altered?
/ C: Look, 'Pi,' I know this human language is crude, but it's not that imprecise. / C: See for yourself. You have a classic memory disruption pattern indicative of--
/ Pi: I know what it's indicative of! But that's not possible. We've done periodic... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060618.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | C: Those are bold statements, 3141592. I doubt the Skaboola would approve, since he made the pact.
/ Pi: The Skaboola be flargnakked. / Planck: Gasp! Pi! You did not just say that!
/ Pi: Oh, quit your groveling, Planck. Seriously, when was the last time you felt the Skaboola's influence? / C: Not...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060619.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Pi: Planck, get to work on those hydraulics. We need to free the other drones. 'C,' get Avogadro and round up as many of the others as you can. / Planck: Pi... D-do you really think the emperor is controlling the skaboola?
/ Pi: Yes. We would have felt it if he were dead. Instead, his influence has just... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060620.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Faraday: The others are coming, and Planck fixed the hydraulics so we can fee the others.
/ Pi: Good work, Faraday. Gather everyone over here ASAP. / Pi: What happened to you?
/ Planck: Hydraulic fluid. i keep scrubbing but it won't come off. / Pi: Fellow drones! Listen! By now you'ver probably heard... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060621.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Alien 1: Why should we care what happens to the humans?
/ Alien 3: Weren't we doing horribly inappropriate experiments on them before all this anyway? / Pi: Yes, but can't you see? The rebels are trying to free this world--and us--from the emperor! He is our enemy! If we stand and fight, our numbers... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060622.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Planck [looking like William Wallace]: Friends! Romulans! Country Bumpkins! Lend me your auditory canal openings! / Planck: Ask not what your fellow clones can do for you, but what you can do for country music! This is a day that will live with the infantry! Once more onto the beach, and let's sic... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060623.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]
/ Pi: You... did it. You really did it. You spurred them into revolt. I don't see how, but you did it.
/ Planck: Glad I could help. / Planck: Now we need to find some weapons and march on the Emperor's positions!
/ Pi: Where... did you come up with that? / Planck:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060624.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals]
/ Pi: You... did it. You really did it. You spurred them into revolt. I don't see how, but you did it.
/ Planck: Glad I could help. / Planck: Now we need to find some weapons and march on the Emperor's positions!
/ Pi: Where... did you come up with that? / Planck:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060624.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[The Dexters and Justin crawl through maze-like conduits, Justin leading with Dexter the Diabolical at the rear]]
/ Dexter Smith: "You are in a maze of twisting passages, all alike..."
/ Justin: What was that?
/ Dexter Smith: Nothing. Just an ironic quote to remember at a time like this... / Justin:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060625.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - Monday, June 26, 2006 | [[Dexter and Justin (#18) are helping Dexter the Diabolical (Nega-Dex) out from the ventilation shaft into the main reator area.]]
/ Justin: The main reactor? Why did you lead us down here?
/ Nega-Dex: Are you so obtuse that you can't imagine the possibilities? / [[Nega-Dex spreads his arms to the entire... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060626.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Two imperial stormtroopers stand watch before a door. We see the top of the heads of Justin and both Dexter's looking at them]]
/ Posi-Dexter: Only two guards at the control room. Either Nega-Nick's Security is lax, or...
/ Justin: We won't go there. / [[In a full frontal shot, we see a battle-ready... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060627.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Viewed from between the two troopers from the previous strip, we see Posi-Fooker being thrown through the door like a rag doll. He slams into the wall opposite the door]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060628.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Justin sees Nega-Fooker and Fooker fighting]]
/ Justin: JASON! / Nega-Fooker (looking surprised and possibly sad): J-Justin? / [[Justin rushes forward through crossifre, both Dexters in the background]] / [[Fooker tackles the flat-footed Nega-Fooker]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060629.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Lord Dexter lifts a soldier in the background, preparing to punch him, while Justin fires at someone off-panel]] / [[Fooker punches Nega-Fooker in the background, while a soldier is hit by a laser, presumably Justin's shot]] / [[Dexter body slams a soldier in the background, while Fooker punches... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060630.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[With a high kick, Nega-Fooker hits Posi-Fooker on the chin, sending him flying backwards]] / [[Posi-Fooker lies on the ground in front of Justin and Posi-Dexter. All three are looking at the (off-screen) Nega-Fooker]]
/ Posi-Fooker (yelling): Justin! Shoot him! Now! / [[Justin's face looks wretched... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060701.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Justin is aiming his gun at Fooker's counterpart in this universe after running into the two, weary from fighting.]]
/ Fooker: Don't listen to him, Justin! He isn't me!
/ Nega Fooker: He's right. I'm not him. But... I am your older brother... / Nega Fooker: My... Justin... was killed years ago. It... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060702.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Justin helps a beat-up Fooker to his feet]]
/ Justin: You okay, bro?
/ Fooker: Nothing six months in the hospital and a few years of rehab can't fix. / Fooker (to Nega-Dexter): Whoa... Dex... You've been working out...
/ Nega-Dexter: I think I like your Barker better. More of a sense of humor. / Dexter... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060704.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[All peer over the handrail, where Nega-Fooker's body lays smoldering below]]
/ Fooker: Wait... this is the main reactor, and because of nega-me, it's set to explode?
/ Dexter the Diabolical: In a nutshell. / Fooker: How long do we have?
/ Dexter the Diabolical: I'd estimate around fifteen minutes. If... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060706.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[All peer over the handrail, where Nega-Fooker's body lays smoldering below]]
/ Fooker: Wait... this is the main reactor, and because of nega-me, it's set to explode?
/ Dexter the Diabolical: In a nutshell. / Fooker: How long do we have?
/ Dexter the Diabolical: I'd estimate around fifteen minutes. If... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060706.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Dexter: You're just going to run away?! You have a chance to be a hero!
/ Nega-Dexter: Hero? Ha! You undoubtedly haven't been paying attention! / Dexter: This is your chance to dethrone Nick! We could use you!
/ Nega-Dexter: And risk the probability of being blown to smithereens? Not likely! / Nega-Dexter:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060710.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Fooker: Dex... are you okay?
/ [[Dexter frowns after retreating Nega-Dexter]]
/ Dexter: ... Yeah. Just... mad at myself. / Justin: We're wasting time. How are we going to find Nick and the others in ten minutes?
/ Fooker: If only our equipment weren't being jammed... / Fooker: Dex... you look like you're... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060712.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Two storm troopers are standing guard.]]
/ Guard 1: What the...
/ Guard 2: Where are you taking this ... thing? / [[Jason and Justin, dressed as storm troopers, are leading Dexter.]]
/ Barker 1 (It's impossible to tell whether it's Jason or Justin, as both are wearing stormtrooper uniforms): One of the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060714.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[A hand punches upward from inside a ventilation duct on a roof with an urban wasteland behind]] / [[Nega-Dexter climbs out of the air vent to the roof]]
/ Nega-Dexter: At last! Freedom! To breathe fresh air once more! Huzzah! / Nega-Dexter: cough... Actually, it's pretty noxious. That will be the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060717.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Alternate Nick strides through a cutrained off door in the background while Alternite Duncan examines the readings on a piece on machinaty in the foreground]]
/ Alternate Nick: Something wrong, Duncan?
/ Alternate Duncan: I thought I saw and alarm indicator on the reactor panel, but I guess it was a... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060719.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: (Thinking) If Dex has some sort of plan, then he may need a distraction... (aloud) Er, isn't' there some sort of supervillain code that says you have to tell us your plan before you kill us? / Emperor Nick: You know, there isn't. And I suppose it really wouldn't be fair to kill you without letting... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060721.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: (Thinking) If Dex has some sort of plan, then he may need a distraction... (aloud) Er, isn't' there some sort of supervillain code that says you have to tell us your plan before you kill us? / Emperor Nick: You know, there isn't. And I suppose it really wouldn't be fair to kill you without letting... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060721.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Nick (to Nega-Nick about Ki): What I see in her, Emperor, is a noble heart, a fiery spirit, and a love deeper than I could hope to imagine. All things you could never understand. / Nick: All you know is deceit and treachery, how to use others and throw away what remains. I've been used before, and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060724.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dexter strangling a guard]]
/ Dexter: ROAR!!!
/ Guard: Look out! He's loose!
/ Guard: He'll tear us all apart! / [[Guard shoots, "missing" Dexter but hitting another guard near Nega-Nick]]
/ Guard: I'll get him!
/ Nega-Nick: You Fools! Watch where you're aiming! / [[Nick slugs Nega-Nick in the face... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060726.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Guard is shot behind Nick]] / Nick: Chuck?! You're a double agent?
/ Chuck2: Triple, actually. But who's counting?
/ [[2 guards remove their helmets to reveal that they are part of the rebellion]] / Trudy2: Sorry we left your friends out of the plan, but we hoped this way they'd give a more convincing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060728.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Good Trudy standing over fallen evil Nick]]
/ Good Trudy: Well, well. It's been a long time, hasn't it, Nick? And my, have the tables turned... / Good Trudy: Here you are, without your guards, outnumbered fourteen to three, and I still can't think of a good reason not to kill you outright... / Good... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060731.html |
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