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General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[In the left edge of the panel, posi-Trudy looks at her unconscious counterpart eyes wide with shock. Between them, a gleeful Nega-Nick is rubbing his hands in anticipation and joy]] / Evil Nick: Truehart! My, my... Now I have a matching set! They even dress alike. How quaint! / [[Posi-Trudy is still...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Evil Nick: Awake now? Good. I do hope we can dispense with the "You'll never get away with this" crap, because frankly, I have! / Evil Nick: I won't bother with sorting Trudys just yet, as I'm sure that will be evident soon enough. I'l start by announcing that by now, my men should be done cleaning...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Ki and Alternate Trudy look bound and weary.]] / Ki: This is hopeless... / Alternate Trudy: Not... yet. There's still a chance the greys may... come to our aid... / [[Emperor Nick stands before a curtain, smug smile upon his face. He's pressing a button on a remote which opens the curtain behind him.]] / Emperor...
GPF Archive: Sunday, June 18, 2006 Pi: What do you mean, my memory engrams have been altered? / C: Look, 'Pi,' I know this human language is crude, but it's not that imprecise. / C: See for yourself. You have a classic memory disruption pattern indicative of-- / Pi: I know what it's indicative of! But that's not possible. We've done periodic...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip C: Those are bold statements, 3141592. I doubt the Skaboola would approve, since he made the pact. / Pi: The Skaboola be flargnakked. / Planck: Gasp! Pi! You did not just say that! / Pi: Oh, quit your groveling, Planck. Seriously, when was the last time you felt the Skaboola's influence? / C: Not......
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Pi: Planck, get to work on those hydraulics. We need to free the other drones. 'C,' get Avogadro and round up as many of the others as you can. / Planck: Pi... D-do you really think the emperor is controlling the skaboola? / Pi: Yes. We would have felt it if he were dead. Instead, his influence has just...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Faraday: The others are coming, and Planck fixed the hydraulics so we can fee the others. / Pi: Good work, Faraday. Gather everyone over here ASAP. / Pi: What happened to you? / Planck: Hydraulic fluid. i keep scrubbing but it won't come off. / Pi: Fellow drones! Listen! By now you'ver probably heard...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Alien 1: Why should we care what happens to the humans? / Alien 3: Weren't we doing horribly inappropriate experiments on them before all this anyway? / Pi: Yes, but can't you see? The rebels are trying to free this world--and us--from the emperor! He is our enemy! If we stand and fight, our numbers...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Planck [looking like William Wallace]: Friends! Romulans! Country Bumpkins! Lend me your auditory canal openings! / Planck: Ask not what your fellow clones can do for you, but what you can do for country music! This is a day that will live with the infantry! Once more onto the beach, and let's sic...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals] / Pi: You... did it. You really did it. You spurred them into revolt. I don't see how, but you did it. / Planck: Glad I could help. / Planck: Now we need to find some weapons and march on the Emperor's positions! / Pi: Where... did you come up with that? / Planck:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals] / Pi: You... did it. You really did it. You spurred them into revolt. I don't see how, but you did it. / Planck: Glad I could help. / Planck: Now we need to find some weapons and march on the Emperor's positions! / Pi: Where... did you come up with that? / Planck:...
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[The Dexters and Justin crawl through maze-like conduits, Justin leading with Dexter the Diabolical at the rear]] / Dexter Smith: "You are in a maze of twisting passages, all alike..." / Justin: What was that? / Dexter Smith: Nothing. Just an ironic quote to remember at a time like this... / Justin:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - Monday, June 26, 2006 [[Dexter and Justin (#18) are helping Dexter the Diabolical (Nega-Dex) out from the ventilation shaft into the main reator area.]] / Justin: The main reactor? Why did you lead us down here? / Nega-Dex: Are you so obtuse that you can't imagine the possibilities? / [[Nega-Dex spreads his arms to the entire...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Two imperial stormtroopers stand watch before a door. We see the top of the heads of Justin and both Dexter's looking at them]] / Posi-Dexter: Only two guards at the control room. Either Nega-Nick's Security is lax, or... / Justin: We won't go there. / [[In a full frontal shot, we see a battle-ready...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Viewed from between the two troopers from the previous strip, we see Posi-Fooker being thrown through the door like a rag doll. He slams into the wall opposite the door]] / <> / Posi-Fooker:NGH / [[In front of the picture, a badly battered Posi-Fooker crawls up from the floor, glasses broken,...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Justin sees Nega-Fooker and Fooker fighting]] / Justin: JASON! / Nega-Fooker (looking surprised and possibly sad): J-Justin? / [[Justin rushes forward through crossifre, both Dexters in the background]] / [[Fooker tackles the flat-footed Nega-Fooker]]
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Lord Dexter lifts a soldier in the background, preparing to punch him, while Justin fires at someone off-panel]] / [[Fooker punches Nega-Fooker in the background, while a soldier is hit by a laser, presumably Justin's shot]] / [[Dexter body slams a soldier in the background, while Fooker punches...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[With a high kick, Nega-Fooker hits Posi-Fooker on the chin, sending him flying backwards]] / [[Posi-Fooker lies on the ground in front of Justin and Posi-Dexter. All three are looking at the (off-screen) Nega-Fooker]] / Posi-Fooker (yelling): Justin! Shoot him! Now! / [[Justin's face looks wretched...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Justin is aiming his gun at Fooker's counterpart in this universe after running into the two, weary from fighting.]] / Fooker: Don't listen to him, Justin! He isn't me! / Nega Fooker: He's right. I'm not him. But... I am your older brother... / Nega Fooker: My... Justin... was killed years ago. It...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Justin helps a beat-up Fooker to his feet]] / Justin: You okay, bro? / Fooker: Nothing six months in the hospital and a few years of rehab can't fix. / Fooker (to Nega-Dexter): Whoa... Dex... You've been working out... / Nega-Dexter: I think I like your Barker better. More of a sense of humor. / Dexter...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[All peer over the handrail, where Nega-Fooker's body lays smoldering below]] / Fooker: Wait... this is the main reactor, and because of nega-me, it's set to explode? / Dexter the Diabolical: In a nutshell. / Fooker: How long do we have? / Dexter the Diabolical: I'd estimate around fifteen minutes. If...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[All peer over the handrail, where Nega-Fooker's body lays smoldering below]] / Fooker: Wait... this is the main reactor, and because of nega-me, it's set to explode? / Dexter the Diabolical: In a nutshell. / Fooker: How long do we have? / Dexter the Diabolical: I'd estimate around fifteen minutes. If...
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Dexter: You're just going to run away?! You have a chance to be a hero! / Nega-Dexter: Hero? Ha! You undoubtedly haven't been paying attention! / Dexter: This is your chance to dethrone Nick! We could use you! / Nega-Dexter: And risk the probability of being blown to smithereens? Not likely! / Nega-Dexter:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Fooker: Dex... are you okay? / [[Dexter frowns after retreating Nega-Dexter]] / Dexter: ... Yeah. Just... mad at myself. / Justin: We're wasting time. How are we going to find Nick and the others in ten minutes? / Fooker: If only our equipment weren't being jammed... / Fooker: Dex... you look like you're...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Two storm troopers are standing guard.]] / Guard 1: What the... / Guard 2: Where are you taking this ... thing? / [[Jason and Justin, dressed as storm troopers, are leading Dexter.]] / Barker 1 (It's impossible to tell whether it's Jason or Justin, as both are wearing stormtrooper uniforms): One of the...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[A hand punches upward from inside a ventilation duct on a roof with an urban wasteland behind]] / [[Nega-Dexter climbs out of the air vent to the roof]] / Nega-Dexter: At last! Freedom! To breathe fresh air once more! Huzzah! / Nega-Dexter: cough... Actually, it's pretty noxious. That will be the...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Alternate Nick strides through a cutrained off door in the background while Alternite Duncan examines the readings on a piece on machinaty in the foreground]] / Alternate Nick: Something wrong, Duncan? / Alternate Duncan: I thought I saw and alarm indicator on the reactor panel, but I guess it was a...
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Ki: (Thinking) If Dex has some sort of plan, then he may need a distraction... (aloud) Er, isn't' there some sort of supervillain code that says you have to tell us your plan before you kill us? / Emperor Nick: You know, there isn't. And I suppose it really wouldn't be fair to kill you without letting...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Ki: (Thinking) If Dex has some sort of plan, then he may need a distraction... (aloud) Er, isn't' there some sort of supervillain code that says you have to tell us your plan before you kill us? / Emperor Nick: You know, there isn't. And I suppose it really wouldn't be fair to kill you without letting...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Nick (to Nega-Nick about Ki): What I see in her, Emperor, is a noble heart, a fiery spirit, and a love deeper than I could hope to imagine. All things you could never understand. / Nick: All you know is deceit and treachery, how to use others and throw away what remains. I've been used before, and...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Dexter strangling a guard]] / Dexter: ROAR!!! / Guard: Look out! He's loose! / Guard: He'll tear us all apart! / [[Guard shoots, "missing" Dexter but hitting another guard near Nega-Nick]] / Guard: I'll get him! / Nega-Nick: You Fools! Watch where you're aiming! / [[Nick slugs Nega-Nick in the face...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Guard is shot behind Nick]] / Nick: Chuck?! You're a double agent? / Chuck2: Triple, actually. But who's counting? / [[2 guards remove their helmets to reveal that they are part of the rebellion]] / Trudy2: Sorry we left your friends out of the plan, but we hoped this way they'd give a more convincing...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Good Trudy standing over fallen evil Nick]] / Good Trudy: Well, well. It's been a long time, hasn't it, Nick? And my, have the tables turned... / Good Trudy: Here you are, without your guards, outnumbered fourteen to three, and I still can't think of a good reason not to kill you outright... / Good...
 

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