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General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Nick and Ki, embracing. Sharon and Fooker are standing behind them, close to each other. Sharon and Fooker are smiling]] / Nick: Hey, Gorgeous... / Ki: Shut up and kiss me, you lug... / Fooker: Sounds like a good idea... / [[Agent #12 with Emperor Nick being held by Justin in the background]] / Agent...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip {{This is one of the large new-chapter comics}} / [[In a small panel in the top left, Justin, Fooker, Sharon, Nick and Ki are watching out the window, eyes wide open in shock]] / Justin: Was that the reactor? / Fooker: Um, no... / Nick: What ABOUT the reactor? / [[Against the crimson sky, thousands of brightly...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip NicK: What's this about a reactor? / Justin: We were in a fight down there. It's set to blow in about seven minutes. / Ki: It may not take THAT long for the aliens to reach this lab... / Fooker: We need an escape route pronto. / Nega-Nick: Heh..heh heh... hee hee ha Ha HAR HAR! / [[Fooker grabs Nega-Nick...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Duncan: You suspect _me_ of betrayal, my lord? / Nega-Nick: Of course! The real Duncan was never so blatant a sycophant. When were you taken over? / Duncan: Very well, meatling. This shell was acquired two weeks ago, on that "diplomatic mission" to South Africa. As you surmised, I have been waiting to...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip {{Both Nega-Killgore and Nega-Duncan have bene revealed to be alien spies}} / Nega-Killgore: Your primitive world is too easily swayed by its own internal politics. We know that all that would be required would be to engage your kind in a civil war, and your resources would be turned inward to maintain...
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Nega-Duncan: We suggest you surrender peacefully. your bodies will be more useful to us intact, but they can still be used for food if deceased. / Fooker: You forgot one minor detail... / [[Justin and Jason both raise their weapons]] / Fooker: We've still got guns. / [[They shoot Nega-Duncan & Nega-Kilgore]] / Justin:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Nega-Nick: Find it! Don't let the creature escape! We may be able to use them as hostages! / Ki: Your depravity never ends, does it? / Nick: Actually, he may be right. we may need a bargaining chip with these aliens, and as much as I hate the idea, a prisoner could be useful. / Fooker (shooting): GAH!...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Maddie: You KNEW about this invasion fleet? / Nega-Nick: Of course! Do you think they could have hidden that many ships from our satellites? / Ki: But you did nothing about them! / Nega-Nick: What do you think this entire fiasco was about! My plan was almost complete until you fools ruined it! / Nick:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Sharon: Fooker? Did you get the alien? / Jason (shocked): ... Y-yeah. / Sharon: What does it look like? / Jason: That... doesn't matter. We need to concentrate on getting out of here. / Sharon: But we might need to recognize one if-- / Jason (angry): Sharon! Just TRUST me, okay? We have more important...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Scene: Emperor NegaNick's throne room. In the background, Ki looks on, and the Emperor scowls.]] / Dexter: No sweat, then. If Nick built the escape unit, let's just zap on out of here! / Nick: Er, it's not quite that simple. / Nick: This "escape unit" is just a MUTEX/Velociraptor clone. And while...
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Mischief is turning from a viewing sphere to look at the Gamester]] / Mischief: Boss.. um, I think you ought to come look at this. / Gamester: I've got three temporal paradoxes and a super hero who is his own grandfather. What could possibly-- / [[The Gamester looks at the sphere and sees Nick glaring...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[The Gamester's room]] / Mischief: It's WHO? / The Gamester: An old "acquaintance" I thought was long forgotten. I should have KNOWN... / The Gamester: I believe we've found our culprit behind Trudy's cyclical paradox. It's just his style, as is nudging Emperor Nick to discover his "good" twin. / Mischief...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 [[Mischief and Todd face each other as they talk. In the background, the Gamester is looking at a globe-like object, with an arm extended toward it.]] / MISCHIEF: Did you get all that? / TODD: No problem. I may be useless at all that metaphysical crap, but this I can handle. / [[Todd's and Mischief's...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 [[Mischief and Todd face each other as they talk. In the background, the Gamester is looking at a globe-like object, with an arm extended toward it.]] / MISCHIEF: Did you get all that? / TODD: No problem. I may be useless at all that metaphysical crap, but this I can handle. / [[Todd's and Mischief's...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Pi and Planck, along with their kind, are fighting humans]] / Planck: The Emperor's Guards are pulling back, Pi! / Pi: Don't celebrate yet, Planck. We've taken some heavy losses. If only we had better weapons... / Pi: Besides, they seem distracted. Maybe all those explosions outside are indicative of...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 4, 2006 [[The walker squirts acid at Planck. Pi tackles Planck out of harm's way.]] / Pi: Get down, you idiot! / [[The two aliens crouch behind a rock]] / Planck: Enemy walkers? Here?! Great Kados, Pi! It's an invasion! / Pi: Just as we feared. Those crafty Gnargs engineered this whole coup as a distraction! / Planck:...
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Emperor NegaNick's throne room. Sharon holds Fooker, looking worried. Fooker's face is battered. Standing with them are Dexter, Justin, Maddie, and Ki, who also looks worried. The Emperor is sitting in front of them with a cross expression on his face. NegaKi is off to the left. Nick is in the...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Across the throne room from Nick, the Emperor, and the MUTEX. Maddie, Justin, and another U.G.A. agent are standing. The third U.G.A. Agent has her ear to the wall.]] / Maddie, glaring: Well, what can we be doing while the geniuses work instead of waiting around to die? / U.G.A. Agent: Sounds like...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip, November 20, 2006 [[Mischief appears to be manipulating three spheres that hover in front of her. The look on her face indicates that she is concentrating.]] / Mischief, thinking: There. Two paradoxes fixed. Now what can I do about this guy who's his own grandpa? Although I can't blame Grandma... He _is_ awfully cute... / [[Mischief...
GPF Archive: Monday, November 27, 2006 [[Outside the Emperor's fortress. In the foreground, an alien is grabbing a human, next to an alien walker. An explosive blast appears on the right. The air is filled with alien spaceships. Against the backdrop of the sky, the outline of the Gamester is seen in a flash of light, as if he is being...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[We see a room where the two Nick's are working on the nega-MUTEX. / The Gamester, semi-transparent, is passing through the solid window. Alien spacecraft and a ruined city can be seen in the background. The Gamester is looking angrily resolved]] / [[Now viewed from the outside, we see Justin, Fooker...
 
GPF Archives: December 11, 2006 [[The Emperor's throne room. In the background, both Nick and the Emperor appear to be working on the MUTEX. Ki stands near them. In the foreground, the Gamester is confronting another of his kind in the shadows. The Gamester's face is stern. All we can see of the second figure is a profile with...
GPF Archive: December 18, 2006 [[The Emperor's throne room. Fooker and NegaKi are in the foreground. Fooker looks grim. Dexter's back is in the background.]] / NegaKi: I've locked down the door so the only way they're coming through is to blast it. / Fooker: I say we barricade it anyway. / [[Fooker and Justin face each other over...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Nick and Nega-Nick are working on the Velociraptor. Ki is standing nearby]] / Nick: This is taking too long... / Nega-Nick: The signal is there, just not strong enough / Ki: Justin! Time! / [[Justin looks at his watch while Chuck helps set up. Dexter stands in the foreground]] / Justin: Three minutes,...
GPF Archive: Monday, January 1, 2007 [[Todd lands on a walker and stabs it in an oval, shiny spot that looks like an eye, using a spear-like object, long and pointed. Liquid splashes out from the point where he stabbed it.]] / <> / [[Pi and Planck watch Todd, who is off panel. Both appear amazed.]] / Pi: A human single-handedly taking...
GPF Archive: Monday, January 8, 2007 [[The Emperor's throne room. The Gamester is facing Pandemonium, who still has an evil grin on his face and extends one of his clawlike hands.]] / Gamester: I mean it, Pandemonium. This is your last chance. Surrender and release the mortals. / Pandemonium: Why should I, when mayhem is so much more fun? / [[The...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, January 15, 2007 [[The Emperor's throne room. Pandemonium faces the "fourth wall" with an evil grin on his face, his claws extended in front of him. He is attacking the Gamester.]] / Pandemonium: The only chance I now regret, Gamester, is not attacking you at first sight! / [[The Gamester and Pandemonium face each...
GPF Archive: January 22, 2007 [[The Emperor's throne room. Chuck, looking grim, fires a large energy weapon toward the balcony. A blast of light or energy comes from one of the openings at the end of the weapon.]] / <> / [[The balcony of the throne room. Two enemy walkers are stepping over the balcony...
GPF Archive - January 29, 2007 [[The Emperor's throne room. In the near left foreground is the back of Persephone's "head". She is looking directly into the muzzle of an energy weapon that Fooker, angry and with sweat pouring down his face, is aiming at her.]] / Persephone: F-Fooker? What's wrong? Why are you aiming your gun at...
GPF Archive - Monday, February 5, 2007 [[The Emperor's throne room. An enemy walker enters through the balcony. One of its tentacles whips ahead of it.]] / <> / [[In the foreground, Maddie and Sharon duck beneath the slashing tentacle. In the background, one of the UGA agents leans back to avoid it.]] / <> / Maddie: Look out! / [[The...
GPF Archive: Monday, February 12, 2007 [[The Emperor's throne room. Justin is aiming the energy cannon at the balcony, where two enemy walkers are climbing in. Chuck faces the balcony. Agent #18 is at the right. Justin and #18 face back into the room, looking angry.]] / Justin: The cannon is overheating! / Agent #18: There's just too many...
 

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