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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 23, 2008 | [[Captain and crew on the ship's bridge]]
/ Tech: It looks like there's no permanent damage. The hacking contest got out of its private network and hacked the ship's computers instead. / [[XO looking over tech's shoulder]]
/ Tech: Fortunately, the trojan they implanted was pretty benign, a proof of concept.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080423.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[On the beach, Nick stares into space while thinking. Ki starts coming to below the panel]]
/ Nick thinks: And that brought us to here. The lifeboat caught on a reef just off shore and capsized. Ki grabbed me, the tide washed us in, I blacked out...
/ Ki: Ngh... / [[Ki sits up while Nick bends down... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080425.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick and Ki have been washed up alone on an island beach. Ki is wearing an evening dress.]]
/ Nick: This end of the beach cuts off with these impassable rocks.
/ Ki: And the other end had those sheer cliffs. / Ki: So...How far do you think we've walked?
/ Nick: A couple of miles at least. If we can't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080428.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 30, 2008 | [[Ki and Nick standing on a beach in formal clothing]]
/ Ki: Before we go exploring, maybe our top priorities should be food & shelter.
/ Nick: Food doesn't look like a problem, if you don't mind fruit and fish. / [[Ki and Nick walking along the beach]]
/ Nick: As for shelter, I think I saw a cave back... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080430.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick enters the mouth of a cave, looking into it, while Ki looks on from a distance]]
/ Nick: The cave looks empty from here, but we'll have to go in to be sure.
/ Ki: I'd much rather be certain no prior tenant will come back to evict us. / [[Nick, visible from the front, peers into the cave while Ki... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080502.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 5, 2008 | [[Ki and Nick cuffed in front of an armed soldier]]
/ Nick: So much for this island being deserted...
/ Ki: It's a good thing I didn't give into that urge to pounce you on the beach... / [[Soldier leaning into Nick]]
/ Soldier: Quiet, you two. Save your chatter for the boss' questions.
/ Nick: And who,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080505.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 7, 2008 | [[Ki, Nick, and a soldier walking down a flight of stairs]]
/ Corporal: Found this pair near the cave entrance, sir. Looks like it was their boat that capsized on the reef.
/ Voice off-panel: Good work, corporal. / [[Ki and Nick facing someone off-panel]]
/ Voice off-panel: Although the restraints are... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080507.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki, Nick, and Mr. Connery talking]]
/ Connery: Let's see... "Alex Blighter" and "Pennymoney", wasn't it? Or should I just use your _/real/_ names, Mr. Wellington and Ms. Oshiro?
/ Ki: That's _/Mrs./_ Wellington. / [[Mr. Connery talking to Ki]]
/ Connery: Ah, congratulations, then. It seems my sources... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080509.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 12, 2008 | [[Ki, Nick and Connery talking]]
/ Connery: Ah... That sharp wit I've heard so much about. You should have taken up my offer so many years ago, Mrs. Wellington.
/ Ki: The answer's still no. / Connery: Pity. As to my little paradise, a man of my... status has high needs for security these... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080512.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki, Nick and Connery talking]]
/ Connery: No matter. You are free to go. In fact, you may stay at my private villa on the other side of the volcano for the next few days, to finish out what seems to be your honeymoon. Meals and services are on the house. / Ki: You're... not going to kill us? We... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080514.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Moldfinger: C.R.U.D.E., the evil organization to which I once pledged my allegiance, is dead. Nefarious, Not, Inertia and most of the support staff are behind bars. I, as previously stated, am retired and seek no further quarrel. / Moldfinger: Despite this, there is a new and growing threat, one I have... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080516.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 19, 2008 | [[Outside Antony's Pizzeria]]
/ Voice 1: You mean you two really stayed there another three days?
/ Voice 2: Well, the chef made a really good filet mignon... / [[Fooker, Sharon, Ki, & Nick sitting at a table inside of Antony's Pizzeria]]
/ Sharon: Still, I think I would have... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080519.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick, Ki, Sharon, and Fooker are talking about Nick and Ki's honeymoon]]
/ Sharon: Run-ins with criminal masterminds aside, I'm glad to hear you guys had a fun and eventful honeymoon.
/ Ki: All things considered, I wouldn't change a thing. / Fooker: Geek cruise, huh? I'll bet you guys picked up a few... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080521.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 23, 2008 | [[Justin on the phone in a UGA office]]
/ Justin: Hello? Hi, Jas. Yeah, line's secure. Got your message, just haven't had time to follow up yet. / [[Justin walking down a corridor]]
/ Justin: Yeah, no clue here either. Neither are aliases currently in use that I'm aware of. We put a flag in all the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080523.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 26, 2008 | [[A sidewalk cafe, a helicopter shot]]
/ Sharon: I love this little corner Bistro. It's open and sunny, within walking distance of the office and the food is awesome...
/ Dexter: Amen to that part. / [[The scene zooms in and we see Dexter, Sharon and Nick seated at the table. Nick is preoccupied by his... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080526.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 | [[Dexter, Nick, and Sharon at a local restaurant]]
/ Nick: My PDA is my lifeline. Without it, I'm useless. It has my schedule, my contacts, tons of little notes, my encrypted password database... It's my neural core dump. / [[Dexter hits his glass]]
/ Nick: It's essential to my daily operations. I'm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080528.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dexter, Sharon and Nick look from a cafe at the crushed remains of Nick's PDA, lying on the road, as the bicyclist rides away]]
/ Sharon: If your PDA can survive a soda bath, can it survive being run over by a bicycle?
/ Nick: It... could be worse / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080530.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick and Ki, seen from behind, pass Sharon and Fooker in GPF]]
/ Sharon: There they are! Ki, where have you guys been? You're two hours late this morning!
/ Ki: We know. Sorry. / [[Fooker raises his index finger while speaking to Ki while Sharon looks on]]
/ Fooker: You know, early-morning nookie is... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080602.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 4, 2008 | [[Dexter enters Nick's office where Nick, looking disheveled, is at work at his computer.]]
/ Dexter: I'm really sorry about your PDA, Nick...
/ Nick: It's okay, Dexter. Accidents happen. It was getting old anyway. / Dexter: Ya know, maybe you should look into a smartphone. It's one less device to carry...
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080604.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick and Ki walk through a mall]] / Ki: Well, you managed to survive the week, the car appointment not withstanding, are you sure about a smartphone?
/ Nick: Yes, and the car can get serviced next week, okay? / Ki: Did you review the options our cell carrier has?
/ Nick: Yeah, but most were Windows... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080606.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki and Nick are in an Apple store as Nick plays with an iPhone.]]
/ Ki: An iPhone? I didn't think you'd go for an Apple product...
/ Nick: It's not PalmOS, but it's not Windows Mobile either... / Nick: It is a pretty sweet little machine. It's sleek, snappy...
/ [[Ki takes out a calculator]]
/ Ki: Yeah,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080609.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki and Nick are walking out of an Apple store]]
/ Ki: I'm sorry I burst your geeky bubble...
/ Nick: No, deep down I knew it needed to be burst. / Nick: Technically, we're a two-income family now, we can afford the premium. But we can also take the more financially frugal path and put that grand every... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080611.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 13, 2008 | [[Sharon and Ki are at the coffee machine.]]
/ Sharon: So Nick gave up an iPhone for a more affordable Treo?
/ Ki: He may be a geek, but he's a responsible geek. / Sharon: Wow. I don't think Fooker could be that thrifty. Not that he'd buy a gadget with a proprietary OS.
/ Ki: I've seen Fooker with a credit... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080613.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Patty: Morning, Dexter. Did you have a good weekend?
/ Dexter: Hey, Patty. Not bad. I reorganized my Star Wars action figures alphabetically. / Patty: Um, right. Look, as soon as you're logged in, I need you to review Ki's table layout for the Grossman database. I think we need a few more columns and...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080616.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 | [[Fred is sitting in the hand of a man in a black suit, sunglasses, and ear piece]]
/ Fred: Dwayne, can we talk for a few minutes?
/ Dwayne: Sure, Fred. I always have time for my employees. / Dwayne: Who is this?
/ Fred: Oh, this is Klaus, my bodyguard. Don't mind him, but I wouldn't advise any sudden... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080618.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 20, 2008 | [[Fred and Dwayne talking]]
/ Dwayne: I suppose it's not that big of a surprise. With your "outing" in the wake of the trial, you've been in high demand.
/ Fred: Tell me about it. / [[Fred gesturing]]
/ Fred: It wouldn't be fair to either of us for me to stay. I'm constantly distracted by bookings and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080620.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Sharon: So what do you guys think of Fred's decision to quit GPF?
/ Nick: I'm on the fence. I'm happy he's doing so well, but afraid it's going to his... um... nucleus. / Nick: It seems to me most of his celebrity is based on the novelty of his uniqueness. Once the media has had its fill of him, I think... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080623.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 | [[Fred and Persephone facing Ki, Nick, and Sharon, with movers in the background]]
/ Nick: Fred? What's this? Are you moving out?
/ Fred: On the nose. Pers and I are stepping up to classier digs. / [[Close-up of Fred and Persephone]]
/ Fred: We've got an upscale penthouse condo downtown. Just signed... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080625.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: Wow...I can't believe you and Fred are parting ways...
/ Fooker: If you ask me, it's been too long coming. / Nick: This is a pretty big turnaround. You two have been inseparable for so many years.
/ Fooker: Well, people change. _/Fred/_ sure has. / Sharon: There's more to this parting than Fred's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080627.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 30, 2008 | [[Sky view of a penthouse apartment with pool, tennis court, and trees]]
/ Nick (off-panel): Wow, Fred... This place is quite spiffy. Thanks for inviting us over.
/ Fred (off-panel): Did you just say "spiffy"? / [[Ki, Nick, and Fred inside the apartment]]
/ Fred: Truth be told, I have ulterior motives.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080630.html |
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