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| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Nick: What could be more important then setting up your servers?
/ Fred: I could argue lots of things, but these were what I referred to. / Fred: These are scripts my agent sent me. Ever since I started the talk show circuit, the offers for guest stints and cameos have flooded in. I need to sort through... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080702.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 4, 2008 | [[Ki working on cables while Fred and Nick talk about the advanced Doctor Who script]]
/ Fred: So I'm supposed to be some sort of galactic jellyfish?
/ Nick: Not exactly. I think of Rutans as single cells of a massive, distributed multi-cellular organism. / [[Nick and Fred continue to talk]]
/ Fred: I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080704.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 7, 2008 | [[Nick, Patty, and Ki look back at an open doorway]]
/ Sharon: [[from outside the room]] I HAVE HAD IT!
/ Patty: Uh oh... / [[An anxious Scott follows an angry Sharon]]
/ Sharon: I've tried to follow Dwayne's orders and be "tolerant" of your "beliefs", Scott, but this time you've gone too... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080707.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 9, 2008 | Sharon: I've had it with Scott and his obsession to prove I'll be the mother of his geek messiah.
/ Tim: I'm sorry, Sharon. He means well, really. He just tends to be over-zealous. / Sharon: I don't get it. You gave up on this fiasco. Why can't he give it a rest?
/ Tim: I... haven't given up.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080709.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 9, 2008 | Sharon: I've had it with Scott and his obsession to prove I'll be the mother of his geek messiah.
/ Tim: I'm sorry, Sharon. He means well, really. He just tends to be over-zealous. / Sharon: I don't get it. You gave up on this fiasco. Why can't he give it a rest?
/ Tim: I... haven't given up.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080709.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 11, 2008 | [[Fooker prepares food while Sharon watches a Harry Potter movie]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080711.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 14, 2008 | {{Title: GPF Presents... Harry Barker and the Napier's Bones}}
/ [[Sharon sleeps and dreams of a hooded figure walking down a lit residential street at night]] / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080714.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 | [[Dexter with a great beard on a motorcycle carries a small bundle]]
/ Dexter: Sorry I'm late, Prof. Had to dodge a couple black hats along the way. But here he is, safe and sound. / [[Patty pulls back her hood]]
/ Patty: Tim, is it wise to leave the boy with these luddies? He will know nothing of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080716.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[External view of two houses in an typical neighborhood]] / Narrator: Ten Years Later........ / [[Womans voice]]
/ Wake up, Harry Barker! / Harry Barker: I'm up, Aunt Trudy.
/ Aunt Trudy: It's about time. / Aunt Trudy: So you'd rather sleep all day than do your cousin Travis' homework? Little Travey... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080718.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 21, 2008 | [[Trent reads his newspaper and Travis eats a snack on the couch as Harry lies on the floor and finishes Travis' homework]]
/ Travis: Aren't you done with my homework yet?
/ Harry: No, Travis... / [[Trent looks around his paper at Harry]]
/ Harry: The algebra isn't hard, but this would go a lot quicker... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080721.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 | [[Travis runs for the mail, while Harry sits dejectedly on the floor and Trent reads the paper]]
/ Travis: Mail's here, daddy!
/ Trent: Great. Our daily ration of bills has arrived. / [[Travis holds up a fancy letter as both Harry and Trent give their attention to it]]
/ Travis: Daddy... H-Harry... Harry... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080723.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 25, 2008 | [[Trent and Harry fight over Harry's letter as Trudy walks in]]
/ Harry: That letter is mine! Let me have it!
/ Trent: Oh, I don't think so! / [[Trent tears up the letter]]
/ Trent: We've moved seven times in the past ten years to avoid these loonies! And they found us again! Well, this is the last... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080725.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 28, 2008 | [[Trent and Harry scatter as the door falls in and a shadow stands at the door]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080728.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Harry and Dexter talk to each other with the Barkers in the background]]
/ Harry: What's this?
/ Dexter: Why it's your invitation to Hollerith's. You'll be knowing all about Hollerith's...
/ Harry: Um, not really... / [[Dexter is incredulous]]
/ Dexter: Hollerith's School of Phreaking and Hacking? You're... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080730.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 1, 2008 | [[Dexter and Harry are walking through a crowd of people]]
/ Narrator: A short while later...
/ Dexter: Bogon Alley! If it's a geek tool or toy, you'll find it here. This is where we'll find your supplies for your first semester. / [[Harry looks back as a few people make a commotion about seeing Harry]]
/ Dexter:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080801.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 4, 2008 | [[Olivetti looks over Harry's hands]]
/ Olivetti: Thin bony wrists... long nimble fingers... yes, a natural typist. A Dvorak may be perfect for you... / [[Olivetti reaches back to his shelves]]
/ Olivetti: But wait... could it be? Yes, yes I think so... This keyboard is very special, Mr. Barker, for... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080804.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 6, 2008 | [[Harry and Dexter are eating a meal]]
/ Harry: Um, Dexter... Do you... know how I got my scar? / [[Dexter looks down at Harry with a pained expression]]
/ Dexter: Aye, but it's not a tale one likes to tell. Not all hackers are good, Harry. Some are downright evil. Black hats, we call them. There... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080806.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 8, 2008 | [[Harry and Dexter walk down the street with their belongings]]
/ Dexter: That's why you're famous, Harry. They call you "The Boy Who Respawned" because you-know-who tried to kill you and fragged himself instead. / [[Harry looks down in confusion]]
/ Harry: Why did he want me dead?
/ Dexter:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080808.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 11, 2008 | [[Harry is reading in a empty booth on a train]]
/ Narrator: Harry soon boards the train to Hollerith's...
/ Voice off-panel: Oi! Leave my mouse alone, Mouso! / [[A boy with freckles and a mop of black hair looks into the booth]]
/ Donald: Sorry to bug you, mate, but mind if I sit here? Blasted bullies...
/ Harry:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080811.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 | [[A girl enters Harry and Donald's train cabin]]
/ Girl: Excuse me, but have either of you seen a stray trackball? A boy named Nermal has lost one...
/ Donald: Uh... / [[The girl sees Harry and gasps]]
/ Girl: By the source! You're Harry Barker! I've read all about you in the Daily Proglet!
/ Harry:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080813.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 15, 2008 | [[Harmony starts to leave Harry and Donald's train cabin]]
/ Harmony: You should really change into your robes, Harry. We'll be arriving soon, and you shan't--
/ Boy: Harry? Harry Barker? / [[Boy surprises Harmony]]
/ Boy: So the rumors ARE true. Harry Barker has come to Hollerith's.
/ Harry: Am I the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080815.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Silhouette of a castle with satellite dishes and a radio tower on its roof]]
/ Voice off-panel: Welcome, all, to another year at Hollerith's! / [[Speaker at a podium in front of a crowd]]
/ Speaker: Let us welcome this semester's first year students! Professor McDongle? / [[Prof McDongle (Patty) stands... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080818.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 | {{title text: General Protection Fault Presents Harry Barker and the Napier's Bones}} / [[Professor McDongle (Patty), with a computer and a cat, addresses the students]]
/ Professor McDongle: Each first year shall sit at the desk with their hands on the keyboard. The Sorting Cat will assess which subnet... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080820.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 22, 2008 | [[Harry Barker stands in front of the rest of the students facing Prof McDongle (Patty)]]
/ Prof McDongle: And Miss Stranger goes to Torvalds. Next... Harry Barker. / [[The sorting cat lies on Harry's hands, which are resting on a keyboard]]
/ Sorting cat: Hmm... nimble fingers... extended reach... a... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080822.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 25, 2008 | [[Donald, Harry, and Harmony walk down a school hallway]]
/ Donald: Zounds! This schedule is murder! I didn't know there was this many types of math!
/ Harmony: Oh, the math's easy. Data structures will be much more difficult. / [[Donald continues to look over his schedule while Harry and Harmony read... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080825.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Prof Sysape (Scott) looks down at Donald]]
/ Prof Sysape: Shouldn't three Torvalds such as yourselves be in class right about now?
/ Donald: Y-Yes, Prof. S-Sysape. / [[Donald, Harry, and Harmony hurry from Prof Sysape]]
/ Donald: Zounds, is that Sysape one scary bugger.
/ Harmony: He may be the school... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080827.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 29, 2008 | [[Harmony, Harry, and Donald are lost in the corridors of Hollerith's]]
/ Harmony: This is the third floor east wing! Professor Dumpingcore told us at the banquet that this was off limits!
/ Donald: Ah, calm down, Harmony... / [[Donald holds the handle of a nearby door]]
/ Donald: We just took a wrong... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080829.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 1, 2008 | That robot dog has to be there for a reason.
/ Whatever it is, I don't particularly want to find out. / It said "Napier's Bones service requested". What do you think that means?
/ It's a bloomin' dog. Robot or not, it probably has a bone fetish. / No, no. I've heard that name before, Napier. I'm sure... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080901.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 3, 2008 | That bully Darco Mouso... he just won't leave Nermal Shorttop alone!
/ It's high time someone did something about that... / Nice shot!
/ I would have to agree... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080903.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 5, 2008 | [[Harry follows Prof McDongle (Patty) down the hall with his head down]]
/ Harry: Aw, man... McDongle is going to bust my chops for throwing that rock at Mouso. I'm going to get kicked out of here for sure... / [[Harry and Prof McDongle stop at Oliver at a locker]]
/ Prof McDongle: Barker, this is Oliver... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080905.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 8, 2008 | [[Harmony and Donald walk out of the arena with Harry wearing a scuffed Quakish suit]]
/ Narrator: One brutal game of "Quakish" later...
/ Harmony: Brilliant, Harry! You found the golden power-up!
/ Donald: Everybody who missed that game will be royally cheesed off! / [[Harmony looks angry]]
/ Harry: Well,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080908.html |
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