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General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Nick: What could be more important then setting up your servers? / Fred: I could argue lots of things, but these were what I referred to. / Fred: These are scripts my agent sent me. Ever since I started the talk show circuit, the offers for guest stints and cameos have flooded in. I need to sort through...
GPF Archive: Friday, July 4, 2008 [[Ki working on cables while Fred and Nick talk about the advanced Doctor Who script]] / Fred: So I'm supposed to be some sort of galactic jellyfish? / Nick: Not exactly. I think of Rutans as single cells of a massive, distributed multi-cellular organism. / [[Nick and Fred continue to talk]] / Fred: I...
GPF Archive: Monday, July 7, 2008 [[Nick, Patty, and Ki look back at an open doorway]] / Sharon: [[from outside the room]] I HAVE HAD IT! / Patty: Uh oh... / [[An anxious Scott follows an angry Sharon]] / Sharon: I've tried to follow Dwayne's orders and be "tolerant" of your "beliefs", Scott, but this time you've gone too...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 9, 2008 Sharon: I've had it with Scott and his obsession to prove I'll be the mother of his geek messiah. / Tim: I'm sorry, Sharon. He means well, really. He just tends to be over-zealous. / Sharon: I don't get it. You gave up on this fiasco. Why can't he give it a rest? / Tim: I... haven't given up....
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 9, 2008 Sharon: I've had it with Scott and his obsession to prove I'll be the mother of his geek messiah. / Tim: I'm sorry, Sharon. He means well, really. He just tends to be over-zealous. / Sharon: I don't get it. You gave up on this fiasco. Why can't he give it a rest? / Tim: I... haven't given up....
GPF Archive: Friday, July 11, 2008 [[Fooker prepares food while Sharon watches a Harry Potter movie]] / <> / Sharon: I'm exhausted. Scott has kept me such a ball of nerves today that I'm physically worn out. / Fooker: You can't let him get to you like this. / [[Fooker in the kitchen]] / Fooker: I mean, yeah....
 
GPF Archive: Monday, July 14, 2008 {{Title: GPF Presents... Harry Barker and the Napier's Bones}} / [[Sharon sleeps and dreams of a hooded figure walking down a lit residential street at night]] / <><> / [[With the push of a button, the figure extinguishes all of the street lamps at once]] / [[The hooded figure meets another...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 [[Dexter with a great beard on a motorcycle carries a small bundle]] / Dexter: Sorry I'm late, Prof. Had to dodge a couple black hats along the way. But here he is, safe and sound. / [[Patty pulls back her hood]] / Patty: Tim, is it wise to leave the boy with these luddies? He will know nothing of...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[External view of two houses in an typical neighborhood]] / Narrator: Ten Years Later........ / [[Womans voice]] / Wake up, Harry Barker! / Harry Barker: I'm up, Aunt Trudy. / Aunt Trudy: It's about time. / Aunt Trudy: So you'd rather sleep all day than do your cousin Travis' homework? Little Travey...
GPF Archive: Monday, July 21, 2008 [[Trent reads his newspaper and Travis eats a snack on the couch as Harry lies on the floor and finishes Travis' homework]] / Travis: Aren't you done with my homework yet? / Harry: No, Travis... / [[Trent looks around his paper at Harry]] / Harry: The algebra isn't hard, but this would go a lot quicker...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 [[Travis runs for the mail, while Harry sits dejectedly on the floor and Trent reads the paper]] / Travis: Mail's here, daddy! / Trent: Great. Our daily ration of bills has arrived. / [[Travis holds up a fancy letter as both Harry and Trent give their attention to it]] / Travis: Daddy... H-Harry... Harry...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, July 25, 2008 [[Trent and Harry fight over Harry's letter as Trudy walks in]] / Harry: That letter is mine! Let me have it! / Trent: Oh, I don't think so! / [[Trent tears up the letter]] / Trent: We've moved seven times in the past ten years to avoid these loonies! And they found us again! Well, this is the last...
GPF Archive: Monday, July 28, 2008 [[Trent and Harry scatter as the door falls in and a shadow stands at the door]] / <> / [[Trent and Dexter argue]] / Trent: Get out of my house, you gargantuan nerd! / Dexter: Stuff it, Trent, or I'll ask an old slimy mutual friend to give you a "neck rub". / [[Dexter talks to a bewildered Harry...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Harry and Dexter talk to each other with the Barkers in the background]] / Harry: What's this? / Dexter: Why it's your invitation to Hollerith's. You'll be knowing all about Hollerith's... / Harry: Um, not really... / [[Dexter is incredulous]] / Dexter: Hollerith's School of Phreaking and Hacking? You're...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 1, 2008 [[Dexter and Harry are walking through a crowd of people]] / Narrator: A short while later... / Dexter: Bogon Alley! If it's a geek tool or toy, you'll find it here. This is where we'll find your supplies for your first semester. / [[Harry looks back as a few people make a commotion about seeing Harry]] / Dexter:...
GPF Archive: Monday, August 4, 2008 [[Olivetti looks over Harry's hands]] / Olivetti: Thin bony wrists... long nimble fingers... yes, a natural typist. A Dvorak may be perfect for you... / [[Olivetti reaches back to his shelves]] / Olivetti: But wait... could it be? Yes, yes I think so... This keyboard is very special, Mr. Barker, for...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 6, 2008 [[Harry and Dexter are eating a meal]] / Harry: Um, Dexter... Do you... know how I got my scar? / [[Dexter looks down at Harry with a pained expression]] / Dexter: Aye, but it's not a tale one likes to tell. Not all hackers are good, Harry. Some are downright evil. Black hats, we call them. There...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 8, 2008 [[Harry and Dexter walk down the street with their belongings]] / Dexter: That's why you're famous, Harry. They call you "The Boy Who Respawned" because you-know-who tried to kill you and fragged himself instead. / [[Harry looks down in confusion]] / Harry: Why did he want me dead? / Dexter:...
GPF Archive: Monday, August 11, 2008 [[Harry is reading in a empty booth on a train]] / Narrator: Harry soon boards the train to Hollerith's... / Voice off-panel: Oi! Leave my mouse alone, Mouso! / [[A boy with freckles and a mop of black hair looks into the booth]] / Donald: Sorry to bug you, mate, but mind if I sit here? Blasted bullies... / Harry:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 [[A girl enters Harry and Donald's train cabin]] / Girl: Excuse me, but have either of you seen a stray trackball? A boy named Nermal has lost one... / Donald: Uh... / [[The girl sees Harry and gasps]] / Girl: By the source! You're Harry Barker! I've read all about you in the Daily Proglet! / Harry:...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 15, 2008 [[Harmony starts to leave Harry and Donald's train cabin]] / Harmony: You should really change into your robes, Harry. We'll be arriving soon, and you shan't-- / Boy: Harry? Harry Barker? / [[Boy surprises Harmony]] / Boy: So the rumors ARE true. Harry Barker has come to Hollerith's. / Harry: Am I the...
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Silhouette of a castle with satellite dishes and a radio tower on its roof]] / Voice off-panel: Welcome, all, to another year at Hollerith's! / [[Speaker at a podium in front of a crowd]] / Speaker: Let us welcome this semester's first year students! Professor McDongle? / [[Prof McDongle (Patty) stands...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 20, 2008 {{title text: General Protection Fault Presents Harry Barker and the Napier's Bones}} / [[Professor McDongle (Patty), with a computer and a cat, addresses the students]] / Professor McDongle: Each first year shall sit at the desk with their hands on the keyboard. The Sorting Cat will assess which subnet...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 22, 2008 [[Harry Barker stands in front of the rest of the students facing Prof McDongle (Patty)]] / Prof McDongle: And Miss Stranger goes to Torvalds. Next... Harry Barker. / [[The sorting cat lies on Harry's hands, which are resting on a keyboard]] / Sorting cat: Hmm... nimble fingers... extended reach... a...
GPF Archive: Monday, August 25, 2008 [[Donald, Harry, and Harmony walk down a school hallway]] / Donald: Zounds! This schedule is murder! I didn't know there was this many types of math! / Harmony: Oh, the math's easy. Data structures will be much more difficult. / [[Donald continues to look over his schedule while Harry and Harmony read...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Prof Sysape (Scott) looks down at Donald]] / Prof Sysape: Shouldn't three Torvalds such as yourselves be in class right about now? / Donald: Y-Yes, Prof. S-Sysape. / [[Donald, Harry, and Harmony hurry from Prof Sysape]] / Donald: Zounds, is that Sysape one scary bugger. / Harmony: He may be the school...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, August 29, 2008 [[Harmony, Harry, and Donald are lost in the corridors of Hollerith's]] / Harmony: This is the third floor east wing! Professor Dumpingcore told us at the banquet that this was off limits! / Donald: Ah, calm down, Harmony... / [[Donald holds the handle of a nearby door]] / Donald: We just took a wrong...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 1, 2008 That robot dog has to be there for a reason. / Whatever it is, I don't particularly want to find out. / It said "Napier's Bones service requested". What do you think that means? / It's a bloomin' dog. Robot or not, it probably has a bone fetish. / No, no. I've heard that name before, Napier. I'm sure...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 3, 2008 That bully Darco Mouso... he just won't leave Nermal Shorttop alone! / It's high time someone did something about that... / Nice shot! / I would have to agree...
GPF Archive: Friday, September 5, 2008 [[Harry follows Prof McDongle (Patty) down the hall with his head down]] / Harry: Aw, man... McDongle is going to bust my chops for throwing that rock at Mouso. I'm going to get kicked out of here for sure... / [[Harry and Prof McDongle stop at Oliver at a locker]] / Prof McDongle: Barker, this is Oliver...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 8, 2008 [[Harmony and Donald walk out of the arena with Harry wearing a scuffed Quakish suit]] / Narrator: One brutal game of "Quakish" later... / Harmony: Brilliant, Harry! You found the golden power-up! / Donald: Everybody who missed that game will be royally cheesed off! / [[Harmony looks angry]] / Harry: Well,...
 

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