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| GPF Archive: Monday, May 14, 2012 | [[Agent #6 (Justin Barker) and Doctor Nefarious are playing chess, Nefarious is moving a black piece and smiling throughout]]
/ Nefarious: I've come to enjoy these weekly charades, "Jimmy". The chess game is unnecessary, but appropriately symbolic. / Nefarious: After all, we're *really* playing a very similar game of wits on a more abstract level, are we not? How much can I make him reveal without revealing too much myself? / Nefarious: That's what this is really about, isn't it? Is it chess for data, or Russian roulette? A game of "chicken", perhaps? He who blinks first, or has the first slip of the tongue, loses? / [[Agent #16 is bored while staring at the game board]]
/ Agent #16: Just shut up and make your move, Nefu.
/ Nefarious [holding hands palms up]: See? Another dead Cossack! Now I know you're not paying attention! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20120514.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Agent #6 (Justin Barker) and Doctor Nefarious are playing chess]]
/ Nefarious: Your mind's not on the game, m'boy. Are we distracted? Domestic troubles, perhaps? Is Maddie withholding again?
/ Agent #16: It won't work, Nefu. / [[Nefarious moves a piece as he speaks.]]
/ Nefarious: Oh, I think it's working just fine. I just haven't pushed the right button yet. I hear #18 might get promoted. Will your number get increased by a factor of three? / Nefarious: Oh, *I* know what has your panties in a bunch. You're still hung up on Inertia, aren't you?
/ [[Justin grits teeth and crushes his white knight piece in his fist with a loud < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20120516.html |
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| GPF Archive: Monday, May 21, 2012 | [[Mr. Inertia is sitting in his cell, inert. Outside the cell, numerous surveillance cameras watch his every move.]] / [[Inertia remains motionless, his legs folded and his hands resting on his knees in a meditation pose. He remains in this pose throughout the rest of this comic.]] / {{From behind Inertia}} < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20120521.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 | [[Mr. Inertia remains in a meditation pose. A flap opens in the middle of his back and a small hand holding remote control extends from the opening.]]
/ Alien 1 {{from inside Inertia}}: Did you remember to place the cameras in the temporal stasis loop?
/ Alien 2 {{from inside Inertia}}: Oh, right.
/ [[There is a click sound and a surveillance camera in the foreground is surrounded by a strange glowing orb.]] / Alien 1: [[Opens seam of Inertia from inside]] By Zolon, I swear you'd forget your own cranial orb if it wasn't attached to your forelimb sockets.
/ Alien 2: Sorry, 3141592. / Alien 1: I don't care what 18883531 said. This mech is anything but 'spacious and comfortable'.
/ Alien 2: Look on the bright side! The Skaboola said we'd only be assigned here for half a giga-Ganadian! / Alien 1: That was 21 giga-Ganadians ago, 6626068. Do you remember how many Earth *decades* that is?
/ Alien 2: I was never any good at that conversion... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20120523.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[The Grey alien drones #3141592 ("Pi") and #6626068 ("Planck") step away from the now empty Mr. Inertia mech, heading toward the window on the opposite wall.]]
/ 3141592: Face it, 6626068. The Skaboola left us here because we've bungled everything he's assigned to us. Reject XB3-239 -- both times -- and that whole C.R.U.D.E. debacle... / [[They begin to take the grill off a ventilation duct under the window.]]
/ 3141592: The only reason he didn't recycle our biomass is we're move valuable here as spies once the "Inertia" mech was captured. He wants to keep tabs on these humans since they may pose a threat. / [[They begin to crawl through the vent, with 3141592 in the lead.]]
/ 6626068: But 3141592, these creatures pose no threat to us. The Skaboola decided ages ago that conquering them wasn't in our best interests. Besides, the enemy doesn't even know they exist. / [[3141592 looks over his shoulder to respond]]
/ 3141592: That's not what 2997925 implied in his last communique. Let's just say the sooner we get off this mud ball of a planet, the better. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20120525.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 28, 2012 | [[The two Grey Alien drones walk through the silent, dark corridors of the U.G.A. headquarters.]]
/ Inertia Alien 2: The enemy? Coming here? H-how long?
/ Inertia Alien 1: It depends. Some indicators seem to imply they're already here. / Inertia Alien 2: I... thought we dismissed that lead...
/ Inertia Alien 1: Not *that* one. It genuinely seems to be on its own. But did you see that one set of reports from the drone they call `Agent #18'? / Inertia Alien 1: He seemed to be on the trail of something suspiciously familiar. All the old warning signs seemed to be there. Naturally, his next report mysteriously recants, calling it a false lead.
/ Inertia Alien 2: You suspect he's been... taken? / Inertia Alien 1: Let me put it this way. Yesterday, I saw him *smile*. Not smirk, not grimace, but a genuine *smile*. It was... what was that human word you used...?
/ Inertia Alien 2: Creepy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20120528.html |
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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 | [[Ki bows her head over the copy machine, clutching her hard copy to the point of crushing it.]]
/ Ki {{thinking and grimacing}}: I can't do this. I can't keep up with this lie. That's _our_ Trudy, and Sharon _has_ to know about it. / [[Ki has a flashback to a previous story, where she and Fooker were on their way to the hospital where Nick and Trudy were treated. Fooker walks away from Ki and toward the reader, speaking over his shoulder.]]
/ Fooker: Now tell me, _friend_, will _you_ tell Sharon the truth? Will _you_ shatter her dreams? Or will _you_ lie to her to protect what little hope she has in finding peace with her estranged family?
/ [[The flashback ends]] / [[Ki lifts her head, looking toward the reader.]]
/ Ki {{thinking}}: But I _have_ to keep it up. No matter how much I despise Trudy, I _can't_ let the truth destroy Sharon's hopes. / [[The view shifts. Outside the copier room, Sharon walks by with a mug of coffee. In the background, Ki covers her face with her hands.]]
/ Sharon: Here ya go, sis! Sip on this while you boot up, and I'll go check your mail slot!
/ Ki {{thinking}}: This is _not_ going to be easy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20120620.html |
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