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| GPF Archive: Monday, March 6, 2000 | Nick: Trudy hasn't been her syrupy cheerful self lately...
/ Ki: And you're complaining? / Nick: No, I'm worried. She hasn't been the same since that safe almost squished Dwayne.
/ Ki: You think that bothered her? I bet SHE did it. / Nick: KI...
/ Ki: What? This isn't about how she practically pounced you at New Year's, is it? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000306.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 7, 2000 | Fooker: Trudy... Uh, is something wrong? Is everything all right? / Trudy: My life's in shambles, Fooker. An old ex-boyfriend is seeking revenge on me for something I did years ago. He's threatening to frame me with dropping that safe on Dwayne. My career, my life is in jeopardy! / [[Trudy hugs Fooker]]
/ Trudy: I- I'm afraid, Fooker...
/ Fooker: ?! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000307.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 8, 2000 | Nick: Trudy claims an old boyfriend is framing her for dropping all those safes on people?
/ Ki: And you really believe her? / Dwayne: I refuse to believe the accusation that she tried to harm me...
/ Ki: Well, the OTHERS are certainly possible... / Dwayne: Ki, we're trying to HELP Trudy, not put her away...
/ Ki: Speak for yourself. I say let the girl fry. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000308.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 9, 2000 | Ki: You may have brainwashed the boys, but I refuse to believe your innocence in this whole safe dropping scandal. / [[Beat]] / Ki: Aw, c'mon... You've never had a REAL boyfriend...
/ Trudy: We were engaged. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000309.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 10, 2000 | Trudy: Trent and I were very much in love. We did everything together. We couldn't imagine a future apart from each other. / Ki: What happened?
/ Trudy: Well, it's a long story... / Ki: You do realize that phrase always triggers a flashback sequence...?
/ Trudy: I'm afraid it's necessary... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000310.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 11, 2000 | Trudy narrates: Trent and I met in college. We were both marketing majors and shared many classes. We soon discovered we had many more things in common...
/ [[Trent and Trudy in a classroom, smiling. Trent winks at Trudy]] / Trudy narrates: We both had this... APPRECIATION for the sadistic and morbid. We enjoyed our evil pranks so much that we quickly fell deeply in love with each other. It was BLACK MAGIC.
/ [[A large sharp object impales a male student in his head through his eyeball, as a girl looks on, horrified. Trent and Trudy are laughing in the background.]]
/ Sharp object: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000311.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 13, 2000 | Tag: Trudy reveals her past with Trent to Ki:
/ Trudy narrates: In our senior year, Trent proposed. We vowed to spend our lives together, making others miserable... / Trudy narrates: We had everything planned: the wedding, the jobs, the dreams of world domination... There was nothing that could stand in our way... / Trudy narrates: Except for one thing...
/ [[Trudy and Trent at a job interview]]
/ Interviewer: I'm sorry, but we only have one job position open...
/ Trent and Trudy: ! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000313.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 | Trudy narrates: The company we hoped would hire us both had only one open position. Instantly, my fiance became my competition. / Trudy narrates: We agreed that since I had the better grades, I would apply alone. I slaved for days to write essays for the application. In the end, I had a virtual masterpiece. / Trudy narrates: Unfortunately, Trent had other plans...
/ [[Trent steals Trudy's application while Trudy sleeps]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000314.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 15, 2000 | Trudy narrates: I awoke the next morning to find my application was missing! I searched everywhere, but it didn't matter; the job had been filled! / Trudy narrates: Our plans were in jeopardy! Without these jobs, all our dreams couldn't happen. I had to find out what happened, and warn trent about this!
/ [[Trudy sees the Job Opportunities board with a notice with "FILLED" written across it]] / Trudy narrates: Turns out... he already knew.
/ [[Trudy spies on Trent, at a bar, sitting on the bar with beer in hiis hand and girls doting on him]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000315.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 16, 2000 | Ki: Trent stole your application and got the job himself?!
/ Trudy: It turns out it was part of his plan all along... / Trudy narrates: He used me! Of course, I planned to do the same to him eventually, twenty or thirty years down the road, but he beat me to it!
/ [[Trent walks away with the bimbos as Trudy looks on, fuming.]] / Ki: And of course, knowing you, you didn't let hiim get away with it...
/ Trudy: Am I THAT predictable?
/ [[Trudy smiles, pleased.]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000316.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 17, 2000 | Trudy narrates: Unknown to Trent, I always keep backup copies of important documents. It took a little work, but I finally convinced the employer that Trent stole my work. And they awarded me the job instead. / Ki: Let me guess... Even though you finally got the job, you had to do more to get even...
/ Trudy: But of course! / Trudy: Last I heard, he was rotting in a Cambodian prison on drug charges, but the North Korean government wanted him extradited as a Western spy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000317.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 18, 2000 | Trudy narrates: Needless to say, the engagement was off. My revenge kept him out of my life, but I always knew he'd seek his own revenge...
/ [[Cops arrest Trent, and Trent resists]] / Trudy: And now, even though his plan lacks imagination and depth, it was still something I hadn't expected. He has me right where he wants me, and perhaps my very life hangs in the balance. / [[Trudy hugs Ki]]
/ Trudy: I don't know what to do (sob)...
/ Fooker: ! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000318.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 20, 2000 | Fooker: Ya know that guy who's framing Trudy for the recent safe droppings? I have his address..
/ Nick: And...? / Fooker: You and me will sneak into his apartment and steal his "evidence," expose it as a fraud, and clear Trudy!
/ Nick: And just how do we accomplish THAT? / [[Nick and Fooker in black, with backpacks and scaling equipment]]
/ Nick: I HAD to ask...
/ Fooker: Remember, if we're caught, take this pill and scream, "Die, Captialist swine!" http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000320.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 21, 2000 | [[Nick and Fooker at Trent's apartment, Fooker picking the lock.]]
/ Nick whispers: I can't believe we're doing this...
/ Fooker whispers: It'll be easy. Get in, get the "evidence," and get out.
/ {{Apartment number is 312 which is 52 times 6}} / [[Nick and Fooker inside]]
/ Nick whispers: Fooker, this is illegal. It's called breaking and entering...
/ Fooker whispers: Nonsense. If it were illegal, would they explain how to do it in "Soldier of Fortune?" / Fooker whispers: He'll never even know we were here...
/ Trent: Hello, boys... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000321.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 22, 2000 | Trent: Ah, you must be Trudy's new pretty boys. You've wasted your time, gentlemen. You'll never get this evidence... NEVER! / [[Trent aims a gun at Nick and Fooker]]
/ Trent: Now I'll blast you two right into next week...
/ Nick whispers: Uh... can he DO that in a comic strip...? / Fooker whispers: They do it all the time in "Sluggy Freelance"...
/ Trent: Say your prayers, gentlemen... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000322.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 23, 2000 | Nick whispers: Quick, Fooker! We need a way out of this!
/ Trent: Heh heh...
/ Gun: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000323.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 24, 2000 | Detective: While your methods are certainly questionable, gentlemen, you did an excellent job of obtaining this fake "evidence" against your friend Trudy. / Detective: Unfortunately, this only contains evidence linking Trudy to Mr. Duncan's incident; the rest appears to be missing. This should be sufficient to convict Trent, however.
/ Nick thinks: I wonder what happened to the other stuff... / [[Trudy, in an alley adjacent to the Police station, burning some papers in a barrel]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000324.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 25, 2000 | Trudy: My heroes!
/ Fooker: Shucks...
/ Ki: Not to sound picky, but just WHY did you two help her? / Nick: Trudy's one of us, Ki. We can't ignore that.
/ Fooker: Even if she is a sadistic witch...
/ Trudy: I HEARD that. / Ki: Well, at least he's out of your life again...
/ Trudy: For NOW. He'll be back... / Trudy: "... You can count on it."
/ [[Prison. Trent writing at a table, someone with "INMATE" written on his shirt tapping him. Music from off-screen]]
/ Trent: EXCUSE me... Some people are plotting revenge here...
/ Off screen: Aren't we all...
/ Inmate: You. Me. Shower room. Now. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000325.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 27, 2000 | [[News show set]]
/ Dex: Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm Dexter, and this is "GPF Conspiracy Central." / Dex: Tonight, we'll be exposing the naked truth behind your favorite GPF cast members, and the raw, unbiased dirt surrounding their behind-the-scenes shenanigans. / Dex: Following last night's Fooker/Trudy sex scandal, we bring you tonight's expose: "Dwayne Duncan... Innocent bystander... or criminal mastermind? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000327.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 28, 2000 | Dex: Welcome back to GPF Conspiracy Central: I'm Dexter. Tonight's expose: "Dwayne: Friend or foe?" / Dex: It has long been theorized by our viewers that TRUDY is the end-all source of evil in this strip. I, however, propose it is DWAYNE, not Trudy, who seeks the cast's undoing. / Dex: Lurking behind that friendly facade is a cold, calculating, manipulative control freak, jealous of the rest of the cast's air time! (Details after this word from our sponsor!)
/ [[background: picture of a sketch of Dwayne with evil grin, holding lots of cash, and a caption, "Artist's rendition"]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000328.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 29, 2000 | Title panel:
/ GPF Conspiracy Central presents:
/ Dwayne: Friend or FOE? Special Report / Dex: Welcome back. I'm Dexter, your host. Now, the evidence you crave to our target's wrongdoings... / Dex: We all know Dwayne sees less time in this strip than anyone else. Has this warped him into a jealous, spotlight-craving madman? / Dex: Case in point: The recent "safe-dropping" story. Do we really believe some outsider tried to squish Dwayne? I think NOT!
/ [[Scene from when Dwayne was almost crushed by a falling safe, with caption "File footage"]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000329.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 30, 2000 | Dex: Did Trudy's rival Trent really drop a safe on Dwayne, or did he do it himself, to get him more "air time?" I'm Dexter, and this is GPF Conspiracy Central. / Dex: Where was Dwayne while the rest of us were at Codeaholics Anonymous? Or while the "Big Three" were hopping through time? Conveniently absent. Helping aliens abduct Fooker, perhaps? / Dex: Maybe he stranded Nick and Ki at the Sci-Fi Con, and initiated the whole "Nerdvana" mess!
/ Dwayne: I'll initiate some butt-kicking in a minute... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000330.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 31, 2000 | Dwayne: I've had enough of this pointless mudslinging...
/ Dex: See, folks? Dwayne's evil in action! / Nick: Face it, Dexter. You aren't scheduled to be in another story for months.
/ Dex: Watch them try to switch blame to ME! / Ki: If you ask me, he should be in the comic ever again...
/ Dex: I won't be silenced! The truth is out there!
/ Nick: We'll be right back. / Panel:
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| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 1, 2000 | {{April Fools! The great Internet Comic Swap 2000 / April Fool's!!! Holy Multimedia, Batman! Click here to see the hilarious, animated GPC cartoon created by Tony Lower-Basch, creator of the online animated cartoon, "Nosferatu"! (Requires QuickTime, 1.22MB) (Or, for the QuickTime impaired, feel free to download this MPEG of the animation! (5.2MB))}} / [[A parody of the Quake logo appears, and rotates once. The direction of rotation changes so the spike points to the right, forming a serviceable "G". The letters "P F" dissolve into view.]] / [[A traditional FPS environment with varying textures. Brick walls, stone archways, dappled concrete garbage cans(?). Nick sidesteps around the corner into the archway and checks if it's clear. Satisfied, he continues sidestepping/backstepping across the archway and returns to cover on the other side of the archway.]] / [[Close up on the right side of the archway, Fooker's POV. The HUD says that he is looking at Nick, who has 25 kills. Nick peeks out from the side of the archway but is quickly driven back by a barrage of fire from Fooker. Nick survives.]] / [[Nick's POV, looking at Fooker who is partially behind cover, wielding two combat shotguns. Fooker has 47 kills. Failing to locate Nick, he stops shooting and shrugs.]] / {{the next three scenes take place simultaneously}}
/ [[The alleyway again with the strange garbage cans/barrels. Nick rolls out through the archway, taking minor damage from Fooker's shotgun blasts. He opens up with his submachine gun/minigun/chaingun, suppressing Fooker's fire and forcing him to back off into better cover.]] / [[A view of the ammo gauge on Nick's gun, it's at "278" (except the 8 is mangled) and dropping fast to 150.]] / [[A view from the archway, Nick accurately targets Fooker forcing Fooker back into cover.]] / [[The overhead view of the alleyway. Nick presses his advantage, moving forward...]] / [[Apparently unaware that his ammo is rapidly depleting (the ammo gauge goes from 148 to 88)]] / [[A different overhead view. Fooker and Nick jockey for position near the cover, ducking and exchanging fire.]] / [[Nick's ammo gauge drops from 89, sic, to 0, and the gun stops shaking.]] / [[Neither Nick nor Fooker is aware that Nick is empty. Nick rolls into position to deliver what he thinks will be the killing blow; Fooker cowers in the corner.]] / [[Nick, about to get up to finish off Fooker, sees something offscreen and does a doubletake.]] / [[Pan up from the ground to the rooftops to reveal Ki, wielding a BFG-type weapon.]] / [[Fooker, surprised Nick hasn't done him in yet, emerges from cover to find out what's going on. He looks around and just notices Ki.]] / [[Fooker's POV on Ki, the HUD says she has 231 kills, powering up the BFG. A white glow is cast on all surfaces. Ki fires, a huge wave of energy emerges from the gun. Fade to black as Ki's kill count increases to 232 then 233.]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000401.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 3, 2000 | Dwayne: All right, gang. As a team building exercise, I've decided to take us all on a hiking trip through the Blackberry Glades.
/ Ki: This is a joke, right? / Dwayne: For three days, we will journey together through the wilds of nature, mutually dependent for each other's survival. It will help us grow, as colleagues, and as individuals. / Nick: I'm allergic to trees...
/ Trudy: I have nothing to wear...
/ Fooker: If we find a bear, can I keep him? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000403.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 4, 2000 | Nick: Dwayne, I appreciate what you're trying to accomplish with this team building hiking trip, but you ought to know computer geeks and the outdoors don't mix. / Nick: Yeah, I was a Boy Scout in my day, and I loved it. But these guys have no experience, no knowledge beyond their disk drives.
/ Dwayne: Nonsense, Nick. Everything will be fine. You'll see. / [[Fooker enters with an enormous backpack]]
/ Fooker: Just call me Fooker Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier.
/ Nick: I rest my case. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000404.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 5, 2000 | Fooker: Yes, Fooker Crocket, King of the Wild Frontier, is ready for his team building hiking trip...
/ Nick: You okay,man? You look strained. How much does that pack weigh? / Fooker: Uh... Dunno. Maybe 200 pounds.
/ Nick: Fooker, this trip is 15 miles! You have to carry out everything you bring in. You shouldn't carry more than 70 pounds. / Fooker: Gee... I guess I should have left the TV and Nintendo behind. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000405.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 6, 2000 | Nick: Fooker, you've got way too much junk to take on a three day hike. You'll have to leave something behind.
/ Fooker: Aw... Do I have to? / Nick: See? Even Trudy managed to get everything she needs in one small pack.
/ Fooker: Show off.
/ Trudy thinks: ? / Nick: Let me load your pack in the truck...
/ Trudy: While you're at it, be a dear and get the other five suitcases, will you, Nick? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000406.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 7, 2000 | Dwayne: At least YOU had the sense to pack light, Ki.
/ Ki: I'm a simple girl. Don't need much. Just the essentials, like you told us. / Nick: Good. Hiking is about living with nature, getting close to the land. You should only bring as much civilization as actually necessary.
/ [[Nick puts Ki's pack in the truck]]< http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000407.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 8, 2000 | Dwayne: Here we are, team! The great outdoors! For the next three days, this will be your home.
/ Fooker: Man... What is that SMELL? / [[a beat]] / Nick: It's called fresh air, Fooker.
/ Fooker: Oh. When can we stop and pick up a Big Mac?
/ Ki: Let me check my e-mail first... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000408.html |
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