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| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 17, 2001 | [[Nick's office]] / {{Fooker watches Nick and Ki at the computer}} / {{Fooker watches Nick and Ki at the computer}} / Fooker: (Ahem) Guess I better go pick up my girlfriend...
/ Ki, Nick: What?! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010317.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 19, 2001 | [[Nick's office]] / Ki: Fooker has a girlfriend? He's joking, right?
/ Nick: He claims he does. History, of course, would temper such claims... / Ki: Well, I'm not believing it until I see her with my own eyes...
/ Nick: He said he's bringing her to meet us at lunch. / {{Fooker and Sharon come up behind Nick and Ki, Nick does a surprise-take}}
/ Ki: I say she's just a figment of his imagination.
/ Nick: If so, then I think I like the way he dreams... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010319.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 20, 2001 | Fooker: Nick, Ki... This is Sharon, my new girlfriend.
/ Ki: Y-You really do exist?
/ Sharon: Yep! / Ki: A woman that actually has romantic and/or sexual interest in Fooker? This is some sort of prank, right?
/ Sharon: And who would believe the odds of two she-geeks in the same room? / Nick: Touché. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010320.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 21, 2001 | Fooker: And after the party, we just kept seeing each other. We've been going out for a couple weeks now...
/ Nick: Kewl. / Ki: Forgive me for asking, but what exactly do you see in Fooker?
/ Sharon: Well, he's actually kind of sweet when he's not acting silly. He can be chivalrous and kind. Plus, we have a lot in common, since we're both sys admins. / Ki: Sweet? Kind? Chivalrous? Where's the real Fooker and what did you do with him?
/ Sharon: Plus, he's got this funny twitch if I scratch him behind the ear...
/ Fooker: Stop it! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010321.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 22, 2001 | Nick: So how exactly did you get lucky enough to snag Sharon? She's very pretty...
/ Fooker: It's really weird. I just stopped being a jerk and she actually liked me. / Fooker: I just can't explain it. I've never felt like this before. I don't "jerk out" around her lilke I do other women. She has this "anti-Fooker-jerk aura" about her. She's pretty, she's a geek, she has the right number of eyes... / Fooker: I think I'm in love...
/ Sharon: So I figure I'll let him win a few more times at Quake, then I'll show him how to wield a B.F.G... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010322.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 23, 2001 | Nick: It's amazing that Fooker finally has a girlfriend...
/ Ki: And she's really likeable, too... / Ki: She and I hit it off really well. We both have a lot in common. It was like she was finishing my thoughts each time she spoke. I don't think I've been that "in tune" with someone before. / Nick: Sounds like you should be the one dating her...
/ Ki: You know what this means? I finally have someone to shop for shoes with! Whee! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010323.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 24, 2001 | [[Just outside Sharon's front door]] / Sharon: Thanks for taking me to lunch today, Fooker. I really enjoyed meeting your friends.
/ Fooker: I think they liked you, too. / Sharon: So... you want to come in for a bit?
/ Fooker: Nah. I got some stuff to do back home, so I ought to... / {{Sharon grabs Fooker and kisses him}}
/ Fooker: ! / Fooker: Oh. Sorry. Misinterpreted.
/ Sharon: I _thought_ so... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010324.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 26, 2001 | [[Ki, Nick, Sharon and Fooker are walking along the street, Luigi's Italian Resurant is in the background]]
/ Ki: That was so much fun! I haven't been on a double date in ages!
/ Sharon: It's definitely better than the last one I went on... / [[Closeup]]
/ Fooker: So what are you going to do with the rest of your evening?
/ Ki: Probably just head home, curl up on the couch, and watch TV. You guys? / [[Fooker and Sharon are walking off, while Ki and Nick stand in the Foreground]]
/ Sharon: Don't worry about him... I'll be keeping him busy for quite a while...
/ Fooker: Hey, now... not in public...!
/ Ki: ! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010326.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 27, 2001 | Nick: Wow... they didn't waste any time, did they? I kind of thought they were, but I wasn't sure... / Nick: Of course, Fooker probably hasn't done this for a long time, so in a way, I guess I don't blame him... / Ki: Nick... why haven't we "done it" yet?
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010327.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 28, 2001 | Ki: Are you okay?
/ Nick: Y-yeah. You just kind of... surprised me with that. / Ki: I'm sorry... I didn't mean to startle you...
/ Nick: No, no... it's something we need to talk about. I just wasn't expecting it now. / Ki: Okay... / Ki: So... why haven't we "done it?"
/ Nick: I guess that means you still want an answer... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010328.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 29, 2001 | Nick: Okay... Please hear me out before you say anything. I've always believed it is a huge mistake to jump into a physical relationship too soon. Lust is not the same thing as true love. / Nick: I respect you and your body, and I would never ask you to do anything you didn't want to. Sex is a powerful drive, but we should control it, not it control us. I choose to wait until I'm married to the right person first. / Ki: So... You won't have sex with me... because you love me...?
/ Nick: Trust me... It's definitely not because I don't want to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010329.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 30, 2001 | Ki: So... you respect me, and because of that, you want to wait until we get married to have sex?
/ Nick: Yes... / Nick: I hope you don't mind. It's a choice I made long ago... I hope that's okay... / Ki: It's exactly what I wanted to hear.
/ Nick: Whew... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010330.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 31, 2001 | Nick: I'm glad to hear you feel the same way I do about it.
/ Ki: You're glad? I'm ecstatic! I was afraid you didn't... well... find me attractive... / Nick: Of course not! There's no one I've ever been more attracted to. There's even been times I've... well... had these dreams about you and me... / Ki: Aw... My little Nick having sex dreams about me...?
/ Nick: They were pretty... um... arousing...
/ Ki: Bet mine are steamier... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010331.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, April 1, 2001 | [[Inside an office for GPF. Dexter is standing on the ceiling, a blond-haired Ki with a heavy coat and a dark-haired Fooker using an iMac are kissing. A dove flies overhead and a chandelier hangs from the ceiling. Dwayne stands in the doorway with a purple mohawk and a "Computers stink!" t-shirt. Trudy smiles, wearing Ki's clothing and a heart tattoo, and is holding a PERL book. Randi the wonder kitty has a mouse, while Fred is speaking with Nick, who holds a cookbook, has a Dilbert tie and an earring. A car is parked inside, and a computer and "Teamwork" poster are upside down.]] / Caption: How many things can you find wrong with this picture? Try to find all thirty! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010401.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 2, 2001 | Fooker: Nick and Ki will be over in a few minutes...
/ Sharon: Great! You know, I really like them. Your friends are fun. / Sharon: While we're waiting, why don't I show you my home network. "Kermit" is the Linux box and DSL gateway, "Fozzy" is the Windows box, mostly for games... / Sharon: [[looking at an iMac]] But don't tell anyone, but "Miss Piggy" is my personal favorite...
/ Fooker: [[double take]] ! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010402.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 3, 2001 | Nick: I still can't believe fooker has a girlfriend...
/ Ki: I can't believe she's such a fun and interesting person... / Ki: [[knocking on door]] I really like Sharon. I think she's wonderful for Fooker. It's about time he got himself a woman...
/ Nick: It seems almost too good to be true... / Fooker: [[shouting]] REAL geeks use a character prompt!
/ Sharon: [[shouting back]] REAL geeks appreciate the strengths of ALL architectues!
/ Nick and Ki: [[walking in on Fooker and Sharon]] ! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010403.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 4, 2001 | Sharon: I can't believe you're blowing this out of proportion.
/ Fooker: UNIX rules, Macs drool. GUIs are for wimps. / Sharon: Look, I'll give you one chance to apologize...
/ Fooker: At least we can both agree that anything Microsoft sucks... / Sharon: [[silence]] / Fooker: [[shouting]] Oh, come on!
/ Sharon: Okay, I LIKE Internet Explorer! So sue me! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010404.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 5, 2001 | Ki: I can't believe you and Sharon broke up because she likes using a Mac...
/ Fooker: It's the principle of the thing, Ki. No REAL geek could like a Mac. / Nick: I don't know, Fooker. Macs have a great graphics subsystem, a lot better than many PC cards...
/ Ki: Yeah... They were built for graphics. I used one once that screamed at Photoshop... / Nick: I almost bought an iMac once to go with my dual-boot Win/Linux box...
/ Fooker: JUDASES! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010405.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 6, 2001 | Ki: Hi, Sharon! I'm really sorry the thing with Fooker didn't work out.
/ Sharon: That's okay, Ki. His fault, not yours. / Ki: You know, maybe we two can get together and have a girls' night out...
/ Sharon: That sounds great! Geek girls on the town! / [[Ki and Sharon look at each other]] / Sharon: [[looking away and sobbing]] I just wish you didn't remind me of Fooker each time I see you...
/ Ki: Um... e-mail me? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010406.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 7, 2001 | Narrator: Meanwhile...
/ Trudy: Chuck...
/ Trudy: Oh, Chuck darling...
/ Trudy: Time to wakey-wakey... / Trudy: [[holding syringe]] I'm going out of town for a little while, so you be a good boy while I'm gone... / Trudy: [[injects Chuck with syringe]] Do you remember everything I taught you?
/ Chuck: [[weakly]] Y-yes...
/ Trudy: And whom do you serve unto death?
/ Chuck: [[weakly]] Y-you... / Chuck: [[weakly]] T-Trudy...
/ Trudy: Excellent... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010407.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 9, 2001 | [[Dwayne's office, which is covered with pillows and padded edges]] / Nick: ? / Nick: Let me guess... Nicole's coming here today...
/ Dwayne: Pillows! I need more pillows! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010409.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 10, 2001 | Ki: Hi, Nicole! Looks like the newest Duncan isn't far off, is it?
/ Nicole: Nope! Just a few more weeks... / Nick: Dwayne sure is being protective of you...
/ Nicole: [[sits in office chair full of pillows]] OVER protective. I tried to tell him all the women in my family have easy pregnancies... / Nicole: [[glaring at Dwayne]] That's ENOUGH, dear...
/ Dwayne: [[worried look]] But I haven't fastened your seat belt yet... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010410.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 11, 2001 | [[Dwayne's office]] / {{Ki stares at Nicole's stomach}} / {{Ki reaches for Nicole's stomach}} / {{Ki tries to keep herself from reaching for Nicole's stomach}} / Ki: Must... touch... baby belly...
/ Nicole: Why fight it? It's an unstoppable force of nature. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010411.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 12, 2001 | Ki: Have you had any baby showers yet?
/ Nicole: Unfortunately, no... / Nicole: My family lives across the country and my dad's too sick to travel, and I don't think I could fly. And all the girls where I work are legal aides, and we don't know each other well... / Fooker: You could ask Ki to throw one for you...
/ Nick: I don't think that's the way it works...
/ Ki, Nicole: //Male faux pas...// http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010412.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 13, 2001 | Ki: I'd be happy to throw a baby shower for you, Nicole.
/ Nicole: Thank you, Ki! That's so sweet! / Ki: It probably won't be much, but I'm sure we could decorate some, and we can always get some nice gifts. I bet I could even come up with a few games... / Fooker: I'll take the games!
/ Ki and Nicole: No Quake!
/ Fooker: Diablo 2?
/ Ki and Nicole: NO.
/ Fooker: Unreal?
/ Nick: [[in pity]] Aw, man... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010413.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 14, 2001 | [[Watching Dwayne and Nicole out the office window]] / Nick: Wow... Nicole's baby is due so soon...
/ Fooker: Someone we know is reproducing... eerie. / Fooker: Do they know what sex it is yet?
/ Nick: They said they're going to wait, so it's a surprise. / Fooker: I bet we could have the kid programming in Perl by age two.
/ Nick: Get real... / Ki's Uterus: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010414.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 16, 2001 | [[Nick's house]] / Ki: I hope you don't mind, but I picked up a shower gift from both of us. Now you don't have to go to those "girlie" stores...
/ Nick: Wow... Thanks, sweetie... / Nick: I'll put it over here. I looked over those games you found on the web, and I think I've got a few ideas for variations we could try...
/ {{Ki stares at Nick's butt as he bends over}} / Ki: Growl...
/ Nick: Uh... Ki...? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010416.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 17, 2001 | Nick: Um... Honey, are you...?
/ Ki: [[in lust]] Grrrr... / Ki: [[pouncing on Nick]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010417.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 18, 2001 | [[Nick's house]] / {{Ki throws Nick to the floor, begins ripping off their clothes}}
/ Nick: Mrmf... Mrm--Ki!
/ Ki: No talking sex now! / Nick: I-I thought we already decided this... we're wating...
/ Ki: Tired of waiting! / Nick: What if you get pregnant?!
/ Ki: _Want_ to be pregnant! / {{Ki sits up, stunned}}
/ Ki: Okay, okay... I've come to my senses now...
/ Nick {{Offscreen}}: You sure? Your clenched fist is cutting off the circulation to my foot... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010418.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 19, 2001 | [[Nick and Ki, sitting half-naked on the floor in Nick's apartment]] / Nick: Ki... Are you okay? What happened just now?
/ Ki: I don't know... I think it's because Nicole is pregnant. / Ki: For the past few weeks, it's been gnawing at me. All those clichés about maternal urges and the biological clock? For some reason, Nicole's pregnancy just triggered all the hormones flowing... / Nick: Really? Are you sure it's Nicole that started this?
/ Ki: I felt my uterus go "twinge"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010419.html |
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