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| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 2, 2001 | Nick... I don't know if we should be doing this...
/ Trust me, Ki... I know what I'm doing... / I've never been this far... close, but I've never crossed... the line...
/ Don't worry... You'll get used to it. It just takes practice. / But it's so... so hard...
/ Just a few more minutes...
/ I'm... I'm starting to enjoy this... / See... here it comes...
/ Yes... yes, I'm ready. I don't want to ever go back... / See? It booted. Your first ever dual-boot Windows/Linux box.
/ I need a cigarette.
/ Happy 10th birthday, Linux! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010902.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 3, 2001 | So professor... now that it's confirmed Nick has the inventor's gene, does that mean he's destined to become a mad scientist?
/ Not necessarily. / Mad science is but one path young Nicholas can follow. There is a plethora of fields it could lead him ito, but the unique blend off genes makes him perfectly suited for crackpot-ism. / Of course, since he is now your suitor, you should realize there might be a few... physical side effects.
/ W-WHAT?! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010903.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 4, 2001 | Nick: Ph-physical side effects?
/ Wise: Not to worry, my boy! Most of them are totally benign.
/ Nick: "Most"? / Wise: Take, for example, the hair. Note how when it is not combed, it becomes wild? By my age, Nick's hair will look much like mine.
/ Nick: Perfect... / Wise: Hmmm...
/ Nick: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010904.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 5, 2001 | Wise: Other side effects will manifest over time. He will develop an odd characteristic, like a facial twitch, and most likely a maniacal laugh. / Wise: It will also affect his sexual drive. Some mad scientists experience decreased performace or even aversion to sex... / Wise: While others (ahem) actually exhibit a boost in desire and potency... / Wise: So... Which is more embarrassing... me talking about *your* future sex life, or the thought of *me* having sex?
/ Nick/Ki: ACK! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010905.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 6, 2001 | Wise: You, my dear Ki, are in a unique position here. As Nick's girlfriend, you have the awesome powe of fostering his fledgling abilities, or squashing them forever. / Wise: Even if you oppose this change, he may be unable to resist its call. He will be torn between two loves, you and his work. While it is still his responsibility to choose which is greater, your understanding can save you both misery. / Ki: Don't worry, professor... I know where Nick's heart will always belong...
/ Nick: Oh... You two are still here? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010906.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 7, 2001 | Ki: Wow... this whole Inventor's Gene thing is a lot to swallow...
/ Nick: Uncle Wise did say it could take years to fully develop... / Nick: But I have always felt something I could'nt explain gnawing at me from within. Suddenly, it feels like all the cogs have fallen into place, and a purpose for my life is revealed... / Ki: Well, let's take it easy the rest of the today, curl up on the couch, and watch a movie.
/ Nick: Um... Actually, while you two were talking, I think I turned the DVD player into a toaster... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010907.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 8, 2001 | Trudy: Hmmm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010908.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 10, 2001 | Trudy: Curses... the phone caller said everything would fall into place, but there's still gaping holes in my plans...
/ Chuck: The phone what? / Trudy: Not to worry, my dear chuck. There are lots of details on a "need to know" basis you don't need to know.
/ Trudy: Like the new "do". More aerodynamic. / Trudy: I was counting on blackmailing fooker with knowledge of his slime molds, but with Nick in the picture now, I can't afford to tip my hand too soon...
/ Chuck: What's so special about *him?* / Trudy: What did I say about "need to know"?
/ Chuck: Ow! I don't! Got it! Sheesh! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010910.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 11, 2001 | Trudy: I have nearly everything I need, even the things that don't make much sense. Howwever, I still need some... *information* from fooker. / Trudy: If I can't blackmail him about the slime molds, how do I...
/ Trudy: You know something. *Don't* hide it from me. / Chuck: He's my *friend*...
/ Trudy: And you're *my* slave and lackey. I've only been using this thing on level 3. Do you want to try level *10?* / Chuck: Okay, Okay... He has a low tolerance for alcohol...
/ Trudy: *How* low?
/ Chuck: Boris Yeltsin low.
/ Trudy: *Perfect*. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010911.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 12, 2001 | Fooker: That'll be Chuck. We're off to the gym, Fred. Be back in a few...
/ Fred: I'll be designing this Lit 101 test. Pull something for me... / Fooker: Whoa! Chuck man! Going for the Michael Jordan Look-Alike or something?
/ Chuck: Nah. Just needed a change of face. / Chuck: Dude, I'm throwing a block party tomorrow, and I need some suds. You wanna split the tab?
/ Fooker: Sure, but you know I can't have any... / Fooker: Hey... That's a nasty scar on the back of your head. You do something to it as a kid?
/ Chuck: Yeah... Something like that. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010912.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 13, 2001 | The next day:
/ Trudy: Is everything set?
/ Chuck: Yeah. He dropped off the beer and will be right back. / Chuck: You know, Fooker's not going to touch that stuff. He can't handle it when he drinks it, but he's strong in resisting in the first place.
/ Trudy: I'll handle that. / Trudy: I'll "spike the punch you made for him. He'll take a sip and won't be able to stop.
/ Chuck: I don't know about this... / Trudy: Too late, Chucky-poo! It's show time!
/ Chuck: F-Man! My main pal!
/ Fooker: What's *she* doing here? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010913.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 14, 2001 | Hours pass...
/ Trudy: It took a while, but Fooker's finally showing the effects of the alcohol...
/ Fooker: Yer mah besht friend... / Trudy: So simple an achilles' heel... If only I had known sooner. A sharp mind like mine never touches the stuff. It dulls the mind too much for an evil genius like me. / Trudy: It makes men into fools, even the brightest and strongest. I would never willingly murder my own brain cells. I can't afford such faults.
/ Chuck: Um... / Trudy: That's why *I* don't make mistakes. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010914.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 15, 2001 | More hours pass...
/ Fooker: Troody... Ah'f been wrong 'bout yoo... Yer a shwell guy...
/ Trudy: Aw... / Trudy: Yer noth tho bad yershelf, Fooker... N'fact yer akxually kinna cyoote...
/ Fooker: Yer jess sayin that... / Trudy: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010915.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 16, 2001 | Red Cross Technician: I know you folks want to help but I'm afraid we need *blood*, not *red* *ink*... / Cartoon characters can't give blood... but *you* can!
/ Remember September 11th, 2001 http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010916.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 17, 2001 | Fooker's thoughts: Ooogh... I haven't felt this bad since college... It's almost like... a *hangover*? Can't be... I didn't drink... / Fooker's thoughts: *Trudy*! I *knew* she was up to something! She must have spiked Chuck's punch and now she probably knows about my drinking problem. This is just *peachy*. / Fooker's thoughts: I just hope I didn't do anything *stupid*...
/ Trudy: Oooh... My head... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010917.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 18, 2001 | Fooker & Trudy: AAAAAAH! / Fooker: What am I doing in *your* bed?!
/ Trudy: This isn't *my* bed! What am I doing in *your* bed?!
/ Fooker: Well, it's not *mine*! / Trudy: Waitaminute... If this isn't *either of our beds, then why are we both in here *naked*?
/ Fooker: Well, *you* spiked the punch, and... / Fooker & Trudy: AAAAAAH! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010918.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 | Fooker: Okay,k calm down. There's a logical explanation. I wouldn't jump in the sack with you, no matter *how* drunk I was.
/ Trudy: You would have three years ago. / Fooker: Yeah, but I didn't *know* you then. I know *better* now.
/ Trudy: This isn't either of our apartments. Our first priority is to find clothes. / Fooker: No clothes on the floor... There's a closet over there. Go check it out...
/ Trudy: And parade in front of you naked? I think *not*! / Fooker: Well, I'm not exposing "Mr. Ubergeek" to the concubine of Satan...
/ Trudy: Don't you mean "Mr. *Micro*geek?"
/ Fooker: Like *you* would know...
/ Trudy: That a pebble in your pocket? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010919.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 20, 2001 | Trudy: Fine. I'll take a look. I have nothing to hide so ogle all you want.
/ Fooker: I *won't*.
/ Trudy: *You* will. / Fooker's thoughts: Okay, you're right. I *will*... / Trudy: Well, it's a closet, all right. There's men't and women's clothes in here, but not *our* clothes. Oh *please*...
/ Fooker: What? / Trudy: All the women's stuff looks a lot like *this*.
/ Fooker: You'd be better off naked...
/ Trudy: I'm thinking about it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010920.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 21, 2001 | Trudy: This robe's the most modest thing I can find. Here, have some shorts.
/ Fooker: Plaid?! / Trudy: I'm going to take a look around...
/ Fooker: Be right with you... / Trudy's thoughts: A bedroom, a bathroom, kitchen, living room... It looks like a normal apartment, except... / Trudy: There's no outside doors or windows. Where ever we are, we're *trapped*. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010921.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 22, 2001 | Fooker: An apartment with no outside doors or windows?
/ Trudy: It's *not* an apartment. It looks like one, but it's really a *cell*. / Fooker: But who would want to trap the two of us? Other than for blackmail...
/ Trudy: This is pretty elaborate for blackmail. *I* should know. / Fooker: Hey... There's condensation on this long, empty wall... and the wall feels like *glass*!
/ Trudy: Glass? This keeps getting weirder... / Fooker: How's *this* for weird: A whole three-course dinner just appeared in the kitchen...
/ Trudy: Complete with desert. *Now* I'm worried. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010922.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 24, 2001 | Trudy: A three-course dinner appearing out of thin air?
/ Fooker: Don't touch it! It could be poisoned!
/ Trudy: And why would our captors go to such great lengths just to poison us?
/ Foker: Okay, point taken, but only 'cause I'm hungry. / Trudy: Listen. The food appeared while we weren't looking. If we're patient, they will probably bring us more. If we watch, maybe we can find out who they are... / Fooker: I'm not sure we *want* them to bring more. This is the worst filet mignon I've ever had...
/ Trudy: That's *lobster*, moron. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010924.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 | Fooker: How long have we waited?
/ Trudy: Well, they didn't give us any clocks, but I'd guess a couple hours. / Trudy: Yawn... We've got to stay alert if we're going to learn who our captors are...
/ Fooker: Actually, for some reason, this all seems vaguely familiar... / Trudy: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010925.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 26, 2001 | [[Fooker is wearing plaid shorts and no shirt. Trudy is wearing a robe.]]
/ Trudy: He's getting away!
/ Fooker: [[holds open door of fake fridge, grabs alien's arm and yanks alien out]] Not if I can help it! / Fooker: I _knew_ it!
/ {{alien font}}
/ Alien: [[looking alarmed]] Ahk! Code magenta! Gamma override! / Trudy: [[looks on from behind Fooker]] Fooker... I-is that...?
/ Fooker: An alien? Yes. I remember these guys...
/ {{alien font}}
/ Alien: [[looking angry]] Unlikely. We never capture the same specimen twice. / Fooker: [[looking at alien pointedly, wagging his finger]] How 'bout I stuff some "doodads" up your gray little--
/ {{alien font}}
/ Alien: [[borderline panicky]] Ahk! R-reject xb3-239?!?
/ Trudy [[looks on quizzically]] ? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010926.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 27, 2001 | You *know* this alien?
/ Yes. They captured me about three years ago, but se me free as a "reject." / This human was our greatest embarassment. He cost us billions of quatloos in research time and made us the laughing stock of the galaxy. / I thought you said you'd be "exiled to the seventh moon of auxor and tortured for a thousand ganadans."
/ We *were!* / But just because a thousand ganadans is roughly equivilant to fifteen of your seconds doesn't mean it didn't *hurt!* A *lot!* http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010927.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 28, 2001 | The jig is up, bub. Let us out of this cell.
/ Oh I don't think so. You're part of our 'collection' now. / We have a 'zoo' of species from around the galaxy. You're now part of our permanent display. / Let us out, or this little runt gets creamed.
/ Youre idle threats won't work this time, reject XB3-239 / Ha! We are all considered expendable!
/ And nobody really likes *him* anyway... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010928.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 29, 2001 | You will be well cared for, but you can never leave. Our studies of you will enlighten the galaxy about your species. / And we will also get our *revenge*. The Great Skaboola, our leader, is highly interested in your kind.
/ He likes to watch earth television. / While we didn't expect to capture *you*, we do know this female holds animosity towards you, which should make things more interesting... / ...when the Great Skaboola expects you two to *mate*. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010929.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 1, 2001 | The Great Skaboola enjoys studying the mating habits of other species.
/ He loves the Playblarg subspace channel. / While we didn't mean to target you two specificallly, our stake-out was conveniently timed.
/ I wore this mask to a party. Heh / Oh, for Zoron's sake... you two haven't mated *yet*.
/ Whew! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011001.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 2, 2001 | The Great Skaboola will be here shortly. I suggest you disrobe and initiate your mating rituals./
/ /
/ We don't care what your great voyeur-la wnats. You can't make us mat. We have free wills!/
/ /
/ http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011002.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 3, 2001 | Trudy: Great... *Now* what are we going to do?
/ Fooker: Well... There *is* technically one way out of this... / Trudy: *That* is *not* an option. Look, I think I have an idea. It's a long shot, but it's the only one we have. Just follow my lead. / Grey alien: Your Immense Emminence... the human habitat, as you requested...
/ Skaboola: Ah, excellent! / Skaboola: This should be much more entertaining than "debbie does dallas"...
/ Fooker: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011003.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 4, 2001 | Trudy: Your eminence, please allow a humble human to address your great and awesome person...
/ Grey alien: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011004.html |
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