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| GPF Archive: Friday, October 5, 2001 | Skaboola: Quit stalling. Let us, how do you say? "Get it on"?
/ Trudy: Er, there *is* one more problem, your majesty... / Trudy: While I am quite fertile, this male, unfortunately, is unable to perform. He is *impotent*.
/ Fooker: *WHAT?!* / http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011005.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 6, 2001 | Grey alien: The female is lying, sire! They are merely looking for an avenue of escape!
/ Skaboola: Perhaps... / Skaboola: To be certain, subject the male to a full battery of tests. I want every measurement possible, *especially* the invasive ones.
/ Grey alien: Yes, sire! / Fooker: I *hate* you...
/ Trudy: I know... / Grey alien 1: I'm going to *enjoy* this...
/ Grey alien 2: I'll put on some popcorn! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011006.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 7, 2001 | Trudy: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011007.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 8, 2001 | Hours pass: / Trudy: Your Eminence! I am honored by your--
/ Skaboola: Dispense with the platitudes. Your act may fool the drones, but not *me*. / Skaboola: I can tell by your manipulations that you are a human of questionable character. I have a *proposal* for you. I shall set you and the male free... / Skaboola: If *you* do something in turn for *me!*
/ Trudy: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011008.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 9, 2001 | Trudy: S-something for you?
/ Skaboola: Unlike the drones, who think only for "the greater good," I look out for only one thing: *me*. / Skaboola: This 'zoo' does more than 'enlighten the galaxy.' It fills my coffers. I have exquisite tastes, which also tend to be... *expensive*. / Skaboola: Yet for all my wealth, there is one thing it cannot buy. I have searched long and hard, and only on earth have I found the one thing I truly *desire*... / Skaboola: Please... How do I get more *cheese?!* http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011009.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 10, 2001 | Trudy: You... want... *what*?!
/ Skaboola: I want *cheese!* By Zoron, I cannot help myself! I *must* have more! / Skaboola: We first discovered it on an early expedition to your world. Ever since, it has become my purpose, my reason to sexist!
/ Trudy: Good grief... / Trudy: Why can't you just make your own?
/ Skaboola: We cannot! We have tried! Something about the environemnt of our ship makes it impossible!
/ Trudy: Oh, come on... / Skaboola: Do you recall several years ago in your media news stories about 'cattle mutilations'?
/ Trudy: Yes, but... *OH.* http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011010.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 11, 2001 | Trudy: So, all I have to do is get you all the cheese you want, and you'll set me free?
/ Skaboola: *Yes!* You can go. I swear. / Trudy: You know, I *do* know how to get you all the cheese you want... But I *don't* think I'll tell you...
/ Skaboola: *WH-WHY?!* / / Skaboola: Because... I am desparate, and you can swindle me for more than just freedom...?
/ Trudy: As we say on earth, "bingo." http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011011.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 12, 2001 | "So I told them to use their teleporters to steal gold from Fort Knox, selectively so it won't be missed... / "Then they could buy large quantities of cheese from the American Dairy Association (which would have to explain where the gold came from)... / "In turn, the aliens released both me and fooker, as well as a crate of supplies, my 'payment'... / "Which contained alien weapons, so I could conquer a small nation and complete my C.R.U.D.E. membership..."
/ Trudy: Behold the power of cheese. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011012.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 13, 2001 | Chuck: Wow... all that sounded so *bizzarre*...
/ Trudy: Not *exactly* how I planned to torment Fooker, but it was still fun. / Chuck: So did you give all the alien weapons to CRUDE?
/ Trudy: Of course not! I gave them a sample, but the big stuff I'll keep for a rainy day. / Chuck: And the "information" you sought from fooker?
/ Trudy: Right here.
/ Chuck: A lock of his *hair*?
/ Trudy: Yep. / Trudy: Now all my preparations are complete. The final cog is in place. Soon, the others will be powerless to stop my plans for Nick...
/ http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011013.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 15, 2001 | A lot can happen in the course of a single day...especially when run through the GPF Plot Line Multiplex! / [[Outside the GPF Office]]
/ Sharon: Are you sure you're OK, Dwayne...?
/ Dwane: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011015.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 | [[Inside the GPF office]]
/ Nick: Something different? Sure. What did you have in mind?
/ Ki: I don't know... something we don't do every weekend...
/ [[Fooker rushes past]] / [[Dwayne's office. Dwayne is asleep at his desk; Nicole is standing over him angrily, holding Sydney. Nick and Ki stand in the doorway looking puzzled.]]
/ Nicole: Dwayne! Wake up! I said you need to watch Sydney today! Oh, good grief... / Ki: Is Dwayne okay, Nicole?
/ Nicole: Yes...we're just both exhausted. I need to return to work today, but someone needs to watch Sydney. / Nick: We'll watch her 'til Dwayne wakes up...
/ Nicole: You sure you won't leave her alone and defenseless in a crisis?
/ Nick: Um...?
/ [[Nicole hands Sharon to Ki.]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011016.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 | [[Fooker and Fred sit at Fooker's desk at GPF]]
/ Fred: I didn't sleep on the alarm clock; YOU slept right through it.
/ Fooker: Shh, forget it. You hide... Here comes Trudy... / Trudy: Oh, Fooky...
/ Fooker: Do NOT call me "Fooky".
/ Trudy: My aren't WE touchy today...
/ Fooker: [[Thinking]] I'll touch YOU in a minute... / Fooker: You're obscenely cheerful. Did you run over a cat on your way to work today?
/ Trudy: No, but everything is going my way today! / Trudy: By the way, the 'Net seems bogged down this morning...
/ Fooker: That's because someone's trying to ping-flood our gateway! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011017.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 18, 2001 | Nick: What was _that_ all about?
/ Ki: I think Nicole's still upset that you left her to save those kids while she was in labor. / Nick: Don't you mean _we_ left her? I thought she'd be fine with you...
/ Ki: And I left her with Fooker, who dumped her on Trudy. Okay, point made... / Nick: I would have never left her if I wasn't sure she'd be safe with you guys...
/ Ki: Maybe we should tell her that. She didn't know you thought that. / [[Ki is holding the baby, while the baby is grabbing Nick's tie]]
/ Ki: By the way, we still haven't decided what to do about tonight...
/ Nick: GHRK... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011018.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 19, 2001 | Fred: Can you panic more quietly? I'm trying to write a test here.
/ Fooker: Excuse _me_ for averting a crisis... / Fred: What's going on?
/ Fooker: We're being bombarded by a denial-of-service attack. Our router's being flooded. / Fooker: If I can't stop it, GPF will be knocked off the 'net. All our customers' servers will go down, and we lose money.
/ Fred: Ah, a _bad_ thing. / Fooker: Fortunately for us, the little script kiddie responsible is about the meet the fierce hacking skills of Fooker, sys admin guru...
/ Fred: Ooh... I'm scared... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011019.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 20, 2001 | [[Dwayne is asleep at his desk, as Trudy walks past his office]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011020.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 22, 2001 | Fred: Bah. With the web down, I can't do my research. Does Dwayne have an encyclopedia?
/ Fooker: Huh? Wha-? Oh. Check the library. / Fooker: Lessee... classic DDoS, all right. It looks like a couple hundred zombies are ping-flooding us major. If I can filter enough TCP/IP packets... / Fooker: Bingo! Well, looky here... each packet contains the code telling the zombies who to attack. Sloppy. Boot up the wireless and see if I can get a clear path. / Fooker: Ah, here we go... If I can isolate the zombie code, I can find and track our culprit. And since I know where they're coming from, it ought to be a piece of cake... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011022.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 | Ki: I don't know... It just feels like we do the same things over and over. Let's try something new this week. / Nick: Like what? Any ideas?
/ Ki: I don't know... Go to an amusement park, go hiking, find a convention... / Nick: We seem to have bad experiences with each of those...
/ Fred: Ah, the bloom is off the rose... / Nick: Fred... What are you doing here?
/ Fred: Research. Don't mind me. Please continue your lovers' spat. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011023.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 | Fooker: Sweet Linus Torvalds! I finally found a copy of the zombie trojan (in Trudy's inbox, no less) and this thing is a real monster! / Fooker: But with this, I can isolate exactly how it works and find the source...
/ [[Trudy pokes her head into Fooker's work station.]]
/ Trudy: Oh, Fooky...? / Fooker: Do NOT call me that.
/ Trudy: Where's the toolbox?
/ Fooker: Black cabinet, second shelf.
/ Trudy: Thanks! / Fooker: Even if I WASN'T hip deep in problems, I DON'T think I'd want to know why...
/ Dwayne [[who's voice is heard off-panel, coming from his office]]: WHO STAPLED MY TIE TO MY DESK?! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011024.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 25, 2001 | Ki: Why don't we go dancing? I haven't done that in years...
/ Nick: I can't dance to save my life. It's _not_ pretty. / Ki: How about a play?
/ Nick: They closed the old playhouse due to a rat infestation. / Ki: We could go rollerskating!
/ Nick: And be the oldest non-chaperones there... / Ki: I guess bungee-jumping is out of the question...
/ Nick: Sorry. No death wish.
/ [[The baby is grabbing Fred]]
/ Fred: HURK! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011025.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 26, 2001 | [[Trudy has a toolkit and screwdriver, and is doing something to the restroom door.]]
/ Trudy: Uh-oh... / [[Dwayne, still showing the evidence of Trudy's pranks, reaches the restroom.]]
/ Dwayne: When I find out who glued paper clips to my finger nails, pink slips will fly... / [[Dwayne enters the restroom, while Trudy looks on from her hiding place around the corner.]] / [The door handle falls off the restroom door, locking Dwayne in. Trudy laughs.]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011026.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 27, 2001 | Ki: Oh, come on, Nick! Can't we agree on _one_ thing we can do with our weekend?
/ Nick: Sure, but...
/ Fred: HURK! / Fred: Air.. need air... < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011027.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 29, 2001 | [[Fooker's typing away at his laptop.]]
/ Fooker: (thinking) Hmm...by dissecting the trojan, I now know how it works. It's a sub-strain of sub7server, with a certain love for IRC. / Fooker: (thinking) It logs into an IRC server at this address and awaits commands. The "Boss" then issues commands to the channel and the zombies obey. / Fooker: (thinking) Well, now...let's see who this little runt is, shall we? Open IRC, log into the channel... / Computer hacker (dialogue on computer): |-|3110, F00|<3|2...1'\/3 833|\| 3> |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 30, 2001 | Nick: Well, we've wasted most of today just trying to decide what to do tonight.
/ Ki: And we _still_ haven't decided. / Ki: Are we really so _boring_ that we can't come up with something fun to do? Is our relationship really that _lukewarm_? / Nick: No... I think we're actually so comfortable that we don't have to force an agenda on ourselves to enjoy each other's company. / Fred: {{large font}} WILL SOMEBODY TELL THIS KID I'M UNSANITARY?! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011030.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 31, 2001 | [[Fooker is sitting at his lap top on IRC]]
/ Unknown Hacker: |-|4\/1|\|9 4 117713 7|20u813 4kk3551|\|9 7|-|3 |\|37? |-|3|-|... [['L33t translation: "Having a little trouble accessing the net? heh..."]]
/ Fooker [[thinking to himself]]: Dang... I hate reading "L33T." / Unknown Hacker: '/0u |23411z3 1 k4|\| |<33p 7|-|15 up 1|\|d3F1|\|1731`/ \/\/17|-| `/0u|2 53|2\/3|25 d0\/\/|\| `/0u|2 8u51|\|355 \/\/111 d13. [['L33t translation: "You realize I can keep this up indefinitely? With your servers down your business will die."]]
/ Fooker [[thinking to himself]]: That's it... keep yappin'... / Unkown Hacker: 17'5 411 83k4u53 0F `/0u F00|<3|2. `/0u`|23 0|\|3 0F 7|-|3 8357. 8u7 1`/\/\ 83773|2 7|\|4|\| 7|-|3 8357. 11k|< /\/\`/ |<3d5 [['L33t translation: "It's all because of you Fooker. You're one of the best. But I'm better than the best. Lick my Keds."]]
/ Fooker [[thinking to himself]]: While I trace your home IP... / Unkown Hacker: 1 k4|\| |-|4k|< 8-7|2335 4|20u|\|d `/0u, /\/\a|\|. 1 4/\/\ `/0u|r 90d... [['L33t translation: "I can hack B-Trees around you man. I am your god..."]]
/ Fooker [[thinking to himself]]: I think "god" is overdue for a spanking... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011031.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 1, 2001 | [[Dwayne is trapped in the bathroom, looking furious.]]
/ Dwayne: The door handle came off! Now I'm trapped! This is just perfect. / [[Dwayne looking at a ventilation window.]]
/ Dwayne: Well, maybe I can squeeze through the window... / [[Trudy, standing on a ladder outside the same window, has a steaming bucket in her hands.]]
/ Trudy: When Dwayne tries to squeeze through this window, this bucket of manure will finish off a perfect da-- / [[Dwayne opens the window quickly, knocking the bucket of manure over Trudy's head. Trudy looks at the bucket very worriedly. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011101.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 2, 2001 | [[Fooker is sitting at his lap top on IRC]]
/ Fooker {{intently typing}}: Who is this? The Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair?
/ Unknown hacker: |\|0, 8u7 '/0u |<|\|0\/\/ \/\/|-|0 1 4/\/\...
/ {{No, but you know who I am...}} / Unknown Hacker: 1 4/\/\ 4 l337 |-|4k|<3|2, F4|2 5up3|210|2 70 '/0u, F00|<3|2. '/0u'11 |\|3\/3|2 570p /\/\3. 1 4/\/\ 1|\|\/1|\|k1813!
/ {{I am an elite hacker, far superior to you, Fooker. You'll never stop me. I am invincible!}} / Fooker {{typing}}: First rule of hacking, twerp: There's always a better hacker out there than YOU.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011102.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 3, 2001 | Narrator: And so, another day, another year of GPF draws to a close. Here's to many more years of twisted confusion! / [[Nicole approaches Dwayne, concerned. Dwayne storms out of the GPF building.]]
/ Nicole: Dwayne, why is Sydney covered in green slime?
/ Dwayne: DON'T ASK. / [[Nick & Ki leave the GPF building.]]
/ Nick: So... Another movie tonight?
/ Ki: Let's just make out. That's what we'd end up doing anyway... / [[Trudy exits the GPF building covered in manure. Flies are encircling her.]] / [[Fooker leaves the GPF building, satisfied and whistling happily.]]
/ Fred: I'm covered in infant drool. Why are YOU so happy? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011103.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 4, 2001 | Muhahahahaha! Soon, the world shall be in my grasp! No one can stop me now! / Not so fast, Evil Trudy! We are the good guys! We will stop your nefarious plot! / Ha! As long as I have your buddy Nick, all the world is my toy! / Then suddenly, the omnipotent Mischief smites all the mortals with a simple flick of her finger!
/ Ahhh! / Could I be any more bored? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011104.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 5, 2001 | [[Mischief is sitting on emptiness, facing right, her legs crossed at the ankles, looking at a planet cradled in her gloved right hand. Her chin rests on her left hand (also gloved).]]
/ Narrator: SOMEWHERE BEYOND OUR CONCEPTS OF TIME AND SPACE:
/ Mischief [[thinks]]: SIGH... WATCHING THIS LITTLE MUDBALL IS SO < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011105.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 6, 2001 | Mischief: [[in thought]] Ngh... Why do I get stuck baby-sitting this ONE universe while the boss has all the FUN? / Mischief: [[in thought]] So may other Earths are so much more EXCITING! Superheroes, alternate realities, different species... I could have EONS of fun watching each one of them! / Mischief: [[in thought]] But noooo... I get to wait 'til THIS one starts to go hay -- ... Um... UH oh... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011106.html |
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