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| GPF Archive: Friday, December 7, 2001 | [[Todd flees from the guards]]
/ Todd: No time to be friendly, fellas! I've got a schedule to keep!
/ Guard: I SAID, HALT! Aw, shoot! / Todd [[thinking]]: I'll ditch the guards, hit the streets, and find my way to the target...
/ [[in the background]]
/ Ki: Nick, look out!
/ Nick: Huh? / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011207.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 8, 2001 | Fat security guard: Hey, Joe... what's up?
/ Joe the security guard: Some nut just crashed some... *thing* into Santa's Village. Stay put and watch this door. / Fat security guard [[thinking]]: Ah, man... as usual, I get left out of the action! First the shoplifting ring, now *this*!
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011208.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 9, 2001 | Todd: I-It's YOU... It's really YOU... / Nick: So it's ME... but that doesn't explain who YOU are.
/ Mall Security Guy #1: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! / Mall Security Guy #1: You're under arrest... as soon as the police gets here. How come quietly or we'll have to -- / [[Big explosion]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011209.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 10, 2001 | [[A shopping Mall, the Fookinator with its face in shadow is shooting a shotgun at mall police]]
/ Fookinator: Hasta Lasagna, Baby.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011210.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 11, 2001 | Todd: It's here for me! I have to stop it! But I can't risk it hitting them!
/ Ki: I-is that...?
/ Nick: It can't be... / Todd: Come with me if you want to live! / Todd: No, crap... that's not right... get as far away from me as you can! Hurry! / Ki: What was that about?!
/ Nick: I think we just stepped into a really bad "Terminator" parody... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011211.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 | Fookinator: Analyzing targets...
/ Ki: I-it is him...! / [[View from Fookinator vision. Target circles are around the heads of Nick and Ki. Below Nick's head are the words "Target: Critical! Do Not Kill!!!" Below Ki's head are the words "Target: Secondary; Ignore"]]
/ Nick: I-I don't know... / Fookinator: Targets negative. Begin search and destroy pattern Alpha. / Nick and Ki: FOOKER?!? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011212.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 13, 2001 | [[Fookinator fires a grenade into the entrance of "Salbot's" in the mall]] / [[The grenade explodes inside the store.]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011213.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 14, 2001 | [[Todd clutches a pipe and waits behind a wall as Fookinator strides past.]] / [[Todd jumps out and hits Fookinator over the head with the pipe.]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011214.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 15, 2001 | [[Nick and Ki are running through the mall]]
/ Nick: Where did they go?
/ Ki: Nick, I wish you'd stop playing hero like this! / Ki: This isn't like the flood this summer! Fooker or not, this guy is SHOOTING people!
/ Nick: They're here somewhere. / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011215.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 16, 2001 | [[The Fookinator is standing amongst devastation, he is holding a shot gun and a huge pistol]]
/ Fookinator : Scanning for primary target... / [[A stone 'poinks' off the back of the Fookinator's head. Nick speaks out of the frame]]
/ Nick : HEY, UGLY! / [[Nick and Ki climb out of a pit. Nick is very angry and has clenched fists. Ki looks very scared]]
/ Nick : If you're going to impersonate our friend, you'll have to deal with US!
/ Ki : {weakly} Oh, no... / [[Split panel - Close up of the Fookinator's eyes at the top and Ki's face, through the Fookinator's eyes at the bottom]]
/ COMMENT : SECONDARY TARGET: ATTACK AUTHORIZED / [[The Fookinator raises the pistol]]
/ Fookinator : As you wish.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011216.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 17, 2001 | [[Todd drives the forklift straight at the Fookinator who goes down, weapons flying]] / [[Todd jumps clear of the forklift at it explodes in a ball of fire]] / [[Todd lies dazed on the pavement as Ki and Nick race to him]] / [[Todd pulls himself up. The wreckage of the forklift blazing behind him. The silhouette of a figure is set in front of the flames.]]
/ Todd : {weakly} R-run. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011217.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 18, 2001 | [[Nick and Ki help Todd up]]
/ Todd: N-No... Leave m-me...
/ Ki: He's hurt pretty bad... / [[Closeup of Nick Todd and Ki]]
/ Todd: Get away from... me. You're not... safe...
/ Nick: Who are you? What was that thing? / [[Ki looks off panel in surprise]]
/ Todd: Not... your friend... must... keep moving.
/ Ki: Um, We better do as he says. / [[Siloutte of Fooker in the flames]]
/ Ki: I-It's still moving! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011218.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 19, 2001 | [[Nick and Ki helping Todd get away]]
/ Nick: Is it following us?
/ Ki: I don't see it, and we're almost to the car... / Todd: You're putting yourselves in great danger by helping me. Please... leave me and save yourselves... / Nick: Not until you tell us why that... THING in there blowing stuff up looks like our friend Fooked. I'll bet YOU know... / Todd: I've screwed up enough already... might as well tell you I'm from the FUTURE... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011219.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 20, 2001 | Todd: I'm on a delicate, important mission to prevent another from altering the flow of time. The guy following me is a modified seeker, a cyborg sent to stop me. / Todd: I'm not sure why they put it in the form of General Bark--I mean, your friend...
/ Ki [[thinking]]: "General" Barker? / [[silence in the car]] / Ki: *Don't* say it, Nick...
/ Nick: It *is* a bad "Terminator" parody... the "*Fookinator*"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011220.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 21, 2001 | [[In the car, fleeing the Fookinator]]
/ Ki: I don't know about this... cyborgs, guys from the future... how do we know you're telling the truth...? / Nick: For that matter, why should YOU trust US? Unless... you know who we are...?
/ Todd: LOOK OUT! / [[Almost crashing into Fookinator]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011221.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 22, 2001 | [[Trudy at her appartment, ready to go to bed]]
/ Narrator: Meanwhile...
/ Trudy (thinking): I think i'll go to bed early... I could use the beauty sleep...
/ [[Phone rings]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011222.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 23, 2001 | [[Trudy opening her appartment's door; unknown woman behind it]]
/ Unknown woman: You know, I always wanted a cell phone...
/ Trudy: Y-YOU!?! / Trudy: I-I never expected you to actually come HERE...
/ Unknown woman: It's time for you to take the next step, and for me to do the same. / Unknown woman: Aren't you going to invite me in?
/ Trudy: Wait... I recognize the voice, but why should I thrust YOU to be who you SAY you are? / Unknown woman: Sigh... you STILL haven't figured it out? Who else knows your deepest secrets, your darkest fears? Think, Trudy! THINK!
/ Trudy (almost voiceless): Um... Mom? / [[Unknown woman reveals herself as Empress Trudy]]
/ Empress Trudy: I can't believe I was ever so DENSE... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011223.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 24, 2001 | Empress Trudy: So, are you going to stand there boggling or are we going to get down to business?
/ Trudy: Duh... / Trudy: Th-this is some sort of *trick*! I don't know who you are, but you picked the *wrong* person to play mind games with! / Empress Trudy: Is that so, Moonbeam Gertrude Glowerhausen?
/ Trudy: ! / Trudy: Y-you *are* me...
/ Empress Trudy: I went to so much trouble having that changed, and now you dirty my tongue into saying it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011224.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 25, 2001 | [[Trudy and Empress Trudy talking inside Trudy's appartment]]
/ Trudy: B-But you're so OLD...
/ Empress Trudy: I'm your future self, you twit. 20 years from now, we will obtain our destiny. / Trudy: I have to start coloring my hair...
/ Empress Trudy: You are at a crossroads, a critical point where your plans fail or succeed. / Trudy: And a diet... got to lose weight...
/ Empress Trudy: The world is in your grasp, and I'm here to make sure you don't screw it up. / [[Trudy holds her breasts]]
/ Trudy: Plastic surgery... face lift... got to fix THESE...
/ Empress Trudy: I LOOK MARVELOUS FOR MY AGE, MORON! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011225.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 26, 2001 | [[Trudy talking with Empress Trudy in Trudy's appartment]]
/ Trudy: How could I let myself deteriorate-
/ [[Empress Trudy slaps Trudy]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011226.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 27, 2001 | [[Trudy talking with Empress Trudy at Trudy's appartment]]
/ Trudy: I-I've TRIED world domination! I've only succeeded on a SMALL scale!
/ Empress Trudy: That's because you weren't READY, until NOW. / Empress Trudy: By feeding you information these past few years, I've set you up to seize your moment. I've set the last piece in motion: now is YOUR time to act. / Trudy: I've done just FINE on my own, thank you! I've accomplished a lot without YOUR help or anyone else's! / [[Empress Trudy knocks Trudy on the head]]
/ Empress Trudy: One word, stupid: "Nerdvana."
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011227.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 28, 2001 | [[Trudy and Empress Trudy talking at Trudy's appartment]]
/ Empress Trudy: Everything you've done before I called you is POINTLESS, mere practice. Now is the time to forget past failures and concentrate on the future. / Trudy: I HAVE plans...
/ Empress Trudy: But not SOLID ones. They are loose and disorganized. Tonight, they will COALESCE. / Empress Trudy: Tonight, I will show you why Nick is the key. I will show you why Ki is so dangerous, and I will show you why Dwayne and Fooker don't matter. / Empress Trudy: Where are you going?
/ Trudy: To get a note pad, so I can take some notes.
/ Empress Trudy: And leave EVIDENCE? Moron!!! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011228.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 29, 2001 | Trudy: You keep watching the clock...
/ Future Trudy: Let's just say I'm expecting company. We don't have much time... / Trudy: "Company?"
/ Future Trudy: Time travel is delicate. I was locked into this time when he went first. / Trudy: I-I don't understand.
/ Future Trudy: You don't have to, not yet. And if you'd stop jabbering, we can finally get started. / Trudy: S-Sorry...
/ Future Trudy: Pay attention. You must execute this in the proper sequence, or all we've worked for will be lost... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011229.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 30, 2001 | [[Nick, Ki and Todd in a car being chased by Fookinator.]]
/ Nick: Is it still behind us?
/ Ki: For the past twelve miles...
/ Nick: Speedy cuss, ain't he? / [[Inside the car.]]
/ Todd: What's your plan, Nick?
/ Nick: I was thinking... In the first "Terminator" movie, it was crushed in a hydraulic press. There aren't any of those anywhere nearby... / [[Nick looks determined.]]
/ Nick: In "T2" both Terminators were melted in molten steel. Well, we don't have a steel plant in town, but...
/ [[Todd looks puzzled.]]
/ [[Ki despairs.]]
/ Ki: Oh, no... / [[View of Fookinator chasing the car.]]
/ Nick: ...we do have the Wilkens chocolate factory...
/ Unidentified: So, we're going to nougat it to death?
/ Nick: Well, maybe it's allergic to peanuts... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011230.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 31, 2001 | [[Todd, Ki and Nick in a car being chased by Fookinator.]]
/ Nick: We're coming up on the chocolate factory...
/ Ki: How will we get past the gate? / [[Fookinator launches a fist missile.]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011231.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 1, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki and Todd (aka Future Guy) enter the factory]]
/ Nick: We took a tour of this place a few months ago. I've got an idea.
/ Ki: I don't know about this ... / Nick: Ki, you and I will head to the control booth. Future Guy ... ?
/ Todd: Todd.
/ Nick: Todd, lead it onto the catwalks.
/ Todd: Right. / [[Nick and Ki are running upstairs]]
/ Nick: Ki, remember when you hacked Fooker's home network as an April Fools' prank?
/ Ki: Yeeaah ... ? / [[Nick and Ki are standing outside the plant control room]]
/ Nick: Think you can hack into this plant's computer systems?
/ Ki: Oh, and change their desktop backgrounds? Sure, why not? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020101.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 2, 2002 | [[Todd running up stairs in the chocolate factory]] / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020102.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 3, 2002 | [[Ki hacking the chocolate factory computer system]]
/ Nick: He's on the catwalk. How's the hacking?
/ Ki: I'm not Fooker, Nick! / Ki: You can't expect me to sit down at a completely foreign system and instantly know how to crack it! I can't even get past the pass- / Computer: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020103.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 4, 2002 | [[Ki hacking chocolate factory's computer system]]
/ Ki: The heaters are on, but the other machines are off.
/ Nick: Rev everything up, Ki! / [[Todd running on the catwalk, with the Fookinator right behind him, close to a chocolate tank]] / [[Fookinator shoots later from his eye]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020104.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 5, 2002 | [[Todd trying to get the Fookinator into something hot]]
/ [[Fookinator jumps towards Todd]] / [[Todd sees an opportunity]] / [[Todd dodges Fookinator]] / [[Fookinator falls into some big tank of molten chocolate]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020105.html |
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