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| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 6, 2002 | [[As Todd watches on the ledge high above, the Fookinator climbs out of a huge vat marked CHOCOLATE. It's covered in rich brown chocolatey goodness.]] / [[The Fookinator falls from the chocolate vat into a huge vat marked MARSHMALLOW FLUFF]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020106.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 7, 2002 | Nick: I'd say that grinding noise means the Fookinator got pulled into the machinery.
/ Ki: Where'd Todd go? / Ki: He disappeared...
/ Nick: And the delivery truck parked outside is gone. He must be in a real hurry. / Ki: So... Do you want to tell Fooker about this mess when we pick him up from the airport tomorrow?
/ Nick: Maybe what he doesn't know... / [[Todd, driving the delivery truck]]
/ Todd: Thanks, Mom & Dad... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020107.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 8, 2002 | [[Trudy and Empress Trudy talking in Trudy's appartment]]
/ Empress Trudy: Now, has that info soaked through all that hair yet?
/ Trudy: Y-Yeah. It's a little... overwhelming... / Empress Trudy: There's one last part you need to remember. It's absolutely vital: without it, the whole plan will unravel. And that is- / [[Todd smash-enters]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020108.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 9, 2002 | [[Todd about to attack Empress Trudy in Trudy's appartment; Trudy watching]]
/ Empress Trudy: So, you escaped my seeker, did you? You're too late, pup. My mission is accomplished. My empire is secure. / Todd: You murdered everyone I ever loved, you #@*?&! I'll kill HER if I have to to stop your vile rise to power. / Empress Trudy: I eat rebel scum like you for breakfast, maggot. Give it your best shot, if you're ready to die!
/ [[Trudy is very confused]] / Todd: I'm dead already, but you're not... YET! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020109.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 10, 2002 | [[Empress Trudy squares off against Todd]] / [[Empress Trudy gets the first shot in, slugging Todd across the face]] / [[Todd rams into Empress Trudy's midsection, causing her to drop her "remote"]] / [[The "remote" lands with a PLOP! in front of Trudy, who looks at it questioningly]] / {{NOTE: This is the 1024th GPF strip}} http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020110.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 11, 2002 | [[Empress Trudy and Todd grapple while the Time Remote lies on the floor.]]
/ Empress Trudy: The time remote! Trudy! Grab it!
/ Todd: NO! / [[Todd dives after the remote as Trudy reaches for it.]] / [[The three (Empress Trudy, Todd, and young Trudy) collide in a pile over the remote.]] / [[Trudy lies seemingly knocked unconscious while Todd and Empress Trudy continue to fight for the Time Remote.]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020111.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 12, 2002 | [[Todd fighting with Empress Trudy in Trudy's appartment; Trudy unconscious]]
/ Empress Trudy: Trudy!
/ Empress Trudy: Trudy! Wake up! / Empress Trudy: There's one last... thing to remember! What...ever you do, don't let-
/ [[Todd activetes time remote]] / [[Todd and Empress Trudy dematerialize]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020112.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 13, 2002 | {{Surreptitious Machinations, Chapter 2: The Juggernaut Unleashed}} / [[Dwayne is going over some figures at his desk]]
/ Dwayne [[thinking]]: I can't believe it... *another* month of straight losses... this time we're *really* in the red... / [[Dwayne mulls over some notices marked "Past Due"]]
/ Dwayne [[thinking]]: It *can't* be the market downturn... it's actually picked back up. No, we're just losing customers and not replacing them. / [[He gets up and walks away from his desk, trying to concentrate]]
/ Dwayne [[thinking]]: How could this happen?! We've been growing for six years straight. Even Y2K didn't slow us down. No, something else is wrong. / Dwayne [[thinking]]: It's like someone's going in and taking our customers from beneath us. Either that, or spreading false rumors about us. Even Trudy's marketing wizardry isn't helping matters. / [[Dwayne walks along the corridor, lost in worried thought. A door stands ajar behind him]]
/ Dwayne [[thinking]]: So now what do I choose...? Does my family eat this week, or do I pay my employees' paychecks? Decisions, decisions... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020113.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 14, 2002 | [[The supply closet door at GPF is ajar]] / [[Inside, a shadowy figure is at work between the boxes of Ethernet routers, Ethernet cables, printer paper, old floppies, 1999 tax forms and boxes marked "Shtuff"]] / [[Having doused some old rags in kerosene, the figure throws a lit match...]] / [[...and departs with the container of kerosene as the room is set ablaze]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020114.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 15, 2002 | [[Dwayne is looking over the server room]]
/ Dwayne [[thinking]]: If we stall the server upgrade another month, maybe I can squeeze enough for their salaries... / [[A strange smell wafts through the air]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020115.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 | [[Dwayne rushes toward the burning supply closet]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020116.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 17, 2002 | [[Now sweating, Dwayne grabs a blanket and heads toward the fire]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020117.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 18, 2002 | [[Dwayne fleeing his burning office building]]
/ [[Dwayne croughes away from the fire]] / [[Dwayne sees the exit]] / [[Dwayne bashes the door]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020118.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 19, 2002 | [[Dwayne trying to escape his burning office building]]
/ [[Dwayne takes chair]] / [[Dwayne throws chair through the window]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020119.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 20, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki, and Fooker inside Nick's the car, after picking up Fooker from the airport]]
/ Ki: So, Fooker... how was your trip?
/ Fooker: Not bad, Ki. It was... FUN. / Nick: So where did you go? You never told us...
/ Fooker: Oh, uh... to visit an old friend. / Fooker: We used to be so alike... like looking into a mirror...
/ Nick: Funny you should mention that... last night, we- / [[Dodging a passing fire truck]]
/ Ki: NICK! LOOK OUT! / Ki: Man, that fire truck's in a hurry.
/ Nick: They're turning onto West Centre Drive... / Nick: That's where GPF is located...
/ Ki: Follow 'em, just in case... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020120.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 21, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki and Fooker in the car, following a fire truck]]
/ [[On the highway]] / [[Fire truck's unpacking]] / [[Nick, Ki, and Fooker get out of the car]] / [[GPF building aflame]]
/ Nick: Oh, no... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020121.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 22, 2002 | [[A fireman wraps a blanket around Dwayne, who is sitting in the snow outside a burning GPF. Nick, Ki, and Fooker run towards him.]]
/ Nick, Ki, Fooker: DWAYNE! / [[Dwayne is surprised to see his three employees.]]
/ Ki: Are you OK?
/ Fooker: What happened?
/ Nick: Are you hurt? / Dwayne: I-I... don't know... / [[The firemen fight the fire in the now-engulfed GPF building, while the staff off GPF looks on.]]
/ Dwayne: I don't know... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020122.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki, Fooker, and Dwayne, watching the burnt-down GPF building]]
/ Dwayne: It's gone... it's all... GONE... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020123.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 24, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki, Fooker, Dwayne near the burnt down GPF building]]
/ Ki: Is Mr. Duncan going to be all right?
/ Firefighter: He has a couple of 2nd degree burns, but he'll be okay. / Nick: Dwayne, what happened?
/ Dwayne: I-I don't know, it just burst into flame. I-I tried to stop it, but... / Chief firefighter: We won't know until we do a thorough investigation, but Mr. Duncan believes it started in a supply closet.
/ Nick: Do you know the cause? / Chief firefighter: Not yet. Could be faulte wiring, or oily rags, but in my opinion, it's starting to look a lot like ARSON... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020124.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 25, 2002 | Ki: *Arson*?!
/ Dwayne: But I didn't hear anyone...
/ Nick: Who would profit from torching GPF? / Fooker: A competitor? Maybe even Ubersoft?
/ Dwayne: No... we're no threat to *anyone* right now... / Ki: I'll bet *Trudy* did it.
/ Nick: Oh, come on, Ki! Not *that* again!
/ Ki: She'd do it if the reason's right! / [[In the background, two policemen are getting out of a squad car]]
/ Fooker: I gotta side with Nick this time, Ki. Even Trudy doesn't have a good reason.
/ Nick: Then who *does*? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020125.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 26, 2002 | Nick: Who in the world has a reason to burn down GPF...?
/ Ki: I STILL say Trudy...
/ Police Officer: Excuse me... / Police Officer: Are you Jason Barker?
/ Fooker: Uh, yeah. Why? / Police Officer: You are under arrest for murder in connection with the shooting spree last night at the mall.
/ Fooker & Dwayne: WHAT?!
/ Nick & Ki: ! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020126.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 27, 2002 | News Anchor: Police and fire officials are still investigating last night's fire that gutted local software maker GPF Software... / [[A picture of a smiling Dwayne is shown behind the anchor with the caption "file footage"]]
/ News Anchor: Although the cause is still unknown, police suspect arson. GPF Software is best known for heroically helping during last summer's flooding along the river's basin. / [[The background picture changes to Fooker's mugshot.]]
/ News Anchor: In related news, GPF system administrator Jason Barker is in police custody as the prime suspect in this week's violent attacks at a local shopping mall. / [[The background picture changes to the imposter Fooker with a weapon at the mall.]]
/ News Anchor: Several witnesses claim Barker set off explosives and discharged firearms at unarmed shoppers. Securtiy cameras seem to confirm the claims. Six people were killed and eighteen injured. / [[The background picture now says, "Wilkens S'mores Snack Pack Recall"]]
/ News Anchor: In other news, Wilkens Chocolates has recalled thousands of "S'mores Snack Packs" after several were found to contain metal shards. The company is investigating the incident. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020127.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 28, 2002 | [[Fooker sits in a deteriorated jail cell. A guard comes to unlock the cell door.]]
/ Guard: Barker! You've got visitors. / [[Fooker, smiling, approaches a chair next to a window. Outside the window are Ki and Nick.]]
/ Fooker: Hey, guys! / Ki: And we brought a friend with us...
/ Fooker: Who? I don't see-- / [[Nick pulls open his shirt, exposing Persephone.]]
/ Fooker: Persephone! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020128.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 | [[Fooker sits on one side of a visitation booth in prision. Ki, Nick and Persephone are seated on the other side.]]
/ Fooker: Man, am I glad to see you guys...
/ Ki: How are you holding up? / Fooker: Well, I'm nobody's girlfriend yet. My trial starts in a few weeks. Any luck finding me a lawyer? / Nick: We're working on it. We're also helping Dwayne assess the damage at the GPF site.
/ Fooker: Say, where's Fred? / [[Ki and Nick exchange a worried look.]]
/ Fooker: Um... You're not encouraging me with those looks, guys... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020129.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki, and Persephone are conversing with Fooker in a prision visitation booth. Fooker is visibly shaken.]]
/ Nick: Fred is...um... missing.
/ Ki: It's a long story, but maybe Persephone can tell it... / [[Ki gently strokes Persephone.]]
/ Persephone: I-I don't know... it's all so... so...
/ Ki: It's okay, Pers. we're here. Just tell him what you told us. / Persephone: It all started the day before you were supposed to come back from your trip... / [[Scene changes to a flashback of Persephone in front of the TV.]]
/ Persephone:...When we saw the events unfolding on the news...
/ TV:...suspect now identified as Jason Barker... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020130.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 31, 2002 | {{Persephone tells how Fred disappeared.}}
/ Persephone: Fred knew the police would get a warrant to search our apartment, and we would be found if we didn't escape.
/ [[Apartment manager is shown the warrant by police, and looks surprised.]] / Persephone: Fortunately, he had planned an escape route for emergencies, just in case. Just as the police arrived and bashed in the door...
/ [[Fred guides Persephone out the window.]] / Persephone: I slipped out the window and into the bushes. I could have sworn Fred was right behind me...
/ [[Persephone drops from the window, while a shadowy figure looks on.]] / Persephone: I can't imagine what could have happened to him...
/ [[Trudy emerges from the darkness and slams the window down before Fred can get out.]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020131.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 1, 2002 | {{Persephone tells Fooker of Fred's disappearance.}}
/ Persephone: Nick and Ki came by to check on us, and found me. We haven't heard from Fred since. / Nick: We know a bunch of your stuff was sent to forensic labs. So who knows where he might be. Your apartment is still a crime scene. / [[Fooker puts his head in his hands.]]
/ Fooker: Man, this is nuts. Poor Fred...
/ Nick: We'll keep looking, but if we're looking for a lawyer, too... / [[Silhouette of Nick & Ki and Fooker on opposite sides of the visiting room glass.]]
/ Fooker: How's Dwayne & Nicole?
/ Nick: Okay... He's fighting with the insurance company over the building. Nothing's looking good... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020201.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 2, 2002 | [[A guard is guiding Fooker back to Cell Block C.]]
/ Fooker: Man, this is nuts... In jail without bail for murders I didn't commit... GPF burns down... Fred's missing... / [[Back in the cell.]]
/ Fooker: Well, like they say, it can't get any worse...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020202.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 3, 2002 | [[A prison guard walks an orange jumpsuit-clad Fooker down a hallway]]
/ Guard: Another visitor, Barker... You sure are popular lately.
/ Fooker: I'm a TV celebrity, don't you know? / [[In a private meeting cell, the door clicks shut, closing Fooker in with a shadowy figure]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020203.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 4, 2002 | [[Fooker talking with Amadeus in jail]]
/ Amadeus: What's with the black eye, Agent #6?
/ Fooker: Ran into an old high school pal in cell block C, "Mon Capitaine." / Fooker: Are you here to "engage" the police for my release?
/ Amadeus: Not exactly. The situation is a bit... complicated. / Amadeus: C.R.U.D.E. is making movements in Asia. Most of our men are failing to stop them.
/ Fooker: "Resistance is futile," I guess. / Amadeus: I thought I told you to stop the Picard jokes...
/ Fooker: As you said, "Make it so, Number One." http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020204.html |
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