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| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 | [[In a visitation room, UGA Chief Patrick Stewart (Amadeus) and Fooker are discussing the situation.]]
/ Amadeus: If we can dispense with the jokes...
/ Fooker: Sorry, Amadeus. What's the hold up in springing me from jail? / Fooker: I mean, I was on assignment in Colombia when the shootings took place. We have proof I was out of the country. / Amadeus: We have NO such proof.
/ Fooker: Yes, we DO. Plane tickets, hotel receipts, restaurant bills... / Amadeus: ... All in fake names billed to government accounts. "Jason Barker" was NOT in Colombia this week. "James Baud" WAS. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020205.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 6, 2002 | [[In a visitation room, Amadeus and Fooker discuss the situation.]]
/ Fooker: Can't the U.G.A. do some arm twisting to get me out of here?
/ Amadeus: I don't think you're comprehending the whole issue, #6. / Amadeus: The Undisclosed Government Agency is the ultimate Top Secret branch of the NSA. Only three people outside the Agency know of its existence. / Amadeus: Even the President is unaware of out covert operations. If we were to "arrange" for your release...
/ Fooker: It would compromise our secrecy. / [[Fooker plops his head down, defeated.]]
/ Fooker: In other words, I'm utterly screwed.
/ Amadeus: Not exactly the words I would have chosen, but accurate.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020206.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 7, 2002 | [[In a visitation room, Fooker & Amadeus discuss the situation.]]
/ Amadeus: I'll try to arrange a lawyer for you, #6, but the Agency can't help you without compromising our existence. I'm sorry. / Amadeus: On the positive side, your work in Colombia has revealed some new twists in C.R.U.D.E.'s equations. Unfortunately, it didn't help the three agents we lost last week. / Fooker: So there IS a new member of C.R.U.D.E.?
/ Amadeus: Yes, we've codenamed him--or her, we're not certain, yet-- "Stratego." He's a stretegy expert. / Amadeus: He was initiated last May or June. We suspect he may actually be stationed in this area, but you're obviously in no position to investigate...
/ Fooker: hmmmm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020207.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 8, 2002 | [[In a visitation room at the prison.]] / [[Silouhetted Fooker & Amadeus.]]
/ Fooker: The agency doesn't happen to have any leads on this guy who impersonated me at the mall, does it?
/ Amadeus: Not really. / Amadeus: Whoever he was, he's a dead ringer for you. If we didn't know you were in Columbia... What did your friends say? They were there.
/ Fooker: Um... / Fooker: Well, it was kind of weird, about a guy from the future and a killer cyborg. If I didn't TRUST them, I'd say they were NUTS.
/ Amadeus: Time travel, eh? / Amadeus: We best keep them under surveillance, then. We HAVE been analyzing those metal laced S'mores Packs...
/ [[Fooker pokes Amadeus' stomach.]]
/ Fooker: I can tell... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020208.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 9, 2002 | Patrick Stewart: I'm sorry I can't help you, #6. Maybe we can arrange something later, but it will have to wait until after the trial...
/ Fooker: I understand. / Fooker: Tell the bikini squad I'll miss them at the agency picnic next week...
/ Patrick Stewart: um, right. / Patrick Stewart (thinking): This is disturbing. If this weren't such a high-profile case, his affiliation wouldn't be an issue. Whoever set up this plot knew about his cover... / Patrick Stewart (thinking): Speaking of high-profile...
/ Guard #1: Lookit! It's the Next Gen'ration guy!
/ Guard #2: "Make it so, Number One!"
/ Caption: END CHAPTER TWO http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020209.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 10, 2002 | {{Title: Surreptitious Machinations Chapter Three: Trials and Tribulations}}
/ [[The steps of a court house.]]
/ Reporter: With only a few short weeks left before the trial of Jason Barker, the drama surrounding beleaguered software maker GPF Software continues to unfold. / [[File video of the Fookinator's rampage.]]
/ Reporter: Barker, GPF's system administrator, is accused of the brutal slayings last month at a local shopping mall, captured in this exclusive Channel 12 footage. / Reporter: Although Barker maintains his innocence, prosecutors are confident in the overwhelming evidence and witnesses lined up against the programmer. / [[File video of fire fighters dousing smoking remains of the GPF building.]]
/ Reporter: Meanwhile, police have announced they have a prime suspect in the arson case, where the GPF building burned down the night after the attacks. However, the police have not revealed the name of their suspect. / [[An unhappy short-haired poodle sits on a blue cushion, ignoring several doggie toys.]]
/ Reporter: Coming up after the break: Barker's latest victim? Meet a pet shop poodle traumatized by the mall attacks... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020210.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 11, 2002 | [[Jail]]
/ Dwayne: Fooker!
/ Fooker: Dwayne! Good to see you, chief! / Fooker: How is everything?
/ Dwayne: So-so. Nicole and Sydney are fine, but the insurance company is being impossible. Nick and Ki have been a huge help. / Dwayne: And how are you?
/ Fooker: Okay... I've run into an old "friend" even. Did you find me a lawyer yet? / Dwayne: Well, actually... she found _us_...
/ Fooker: ?
/ [[Woman enters, carrying large stack of books]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020211.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 12, 2002 | Dwayne: Fooker, meet Maddie O'Hara. She came to me and asked to take your case.
/ Maddie: I'm the only one crazy enough.
/ [[Fooker looks surprised]] / Dwayne: I'll leave you two alone, If you need me, call my cell.
/ Maddie: Got it.
/ [[Maddie looks stern and has her arms crossed.]] / [[Dwayne leaves]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020212.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 13, 2002 | Fooker: Just couldn't stay away from ol' James Baud, eh, Agent #12?
/ Agent #12: Let's get one thing straight, Agent #6...
/ [[Agent #12 winces]] / Agent #12: I hate you, I despise you, and I generally don't _like_ you. I'm doing this as a personal favor to Amadeus, nothing more.
/ [[Agent #12 glaring and poking Fooker]] / Agent #12: As the only U.G.A. agent with legal training, I'm the only one who can represent you. If I had _my_ way, you'd be in the electric chair by now.
/ [[She turns away from Fooker righteously]] / [[Fooker poking Agent #12]]
/ Fooker: It’s because you think ol' chrome dome is a hottie, ain't it?
/ Agent #12: [[in a shaky bubble, sagging]] Curse his sexy dome (sigh)... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020213.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 14, 2002 | Agent 12: Okay, let's review the case. Someone posing as you blew up the mall and a bunch of people in it.
/ Fooker: Right. / Agent 12: You were on assignment in Colombia...
/ Fooker: Which means all evidence that proves so will comprise the agency and can't be used. / Agent 12: And the prosecution has...?
/ Fooker: Security cameras, tons of witnesses, and supposedly my fingerprints on the guns. / Agent 12: You're a dead man.
/ Fooker: Is that your professional opinion, or you just hating me again? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020214.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 15, 2002 | Agent 12: Sigh... You said you have friends and coworkers who can vouch for you?
/ Fooker: Yeah... / Fooker: Nick and Ki know I was out of town: they picked me up from the airport. They'll make great character witnesses.
/ Agent 12: But weren't they at the mall _during_ the attacks? / Fooker: Yeah... But they know it wasn't me. They say it was a cyborg from the future sent back in time to kill some other time traveling dude. So they're okay. / Fooker: What? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020215.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 16, 2002 | [[Agent #12 and Fooker sit at a table filled with books and papers. Agent #12 is holding her head in exasperation.]]
/ Agent #12: At this rate, our best hope would be to enter an insanity plea...
/ Fooker: How's this? / [[Fooker throws his hands in the air and sticks his tongue out.]]
/ Fooker: BLWAHH...
/ Agent #12: ?! / [[Agent#12 gets up from her chair and heads towards the door.]]
/ Fooker: Not enough drool?
/ Agent #12: Call me when you reach a 12-year-old's maturity level... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020216.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 17, 2002 | [[A TV reporter is talking into a camera outside Courtroom H]]
/ Reporter: ...as the trial of Jason Barker open stoday, new surprises surface as Judge Sandra Stone is being replaced. / [[The Judge from Help Desk is talking on his cell phone with Sandy Stone as he puts on his robe]]
/ Sandra Stone: Sorry to do this to you at the last moment, but...
/ Judge: That's okay, Sandy. You heal that back. I've had my share of skiing accidents in my day. / [[The Judge is walking down the hallway, reading a folder entitled "People vs. Jason Barker"]]
/ Judge thinks: Let's see...I've read the briefs, so all is ready... Jason Barker is the defendant... why is that name familiar...? / [[The Judge looks shocked as Fooker waves at him]] / [[The judge turns away in dismay]]
/ Judge thinks: This is going to be a _long_ trial... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020217.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 18, 2002 | [[Court]]
/ Nick: Wow... This trial's a real media circus...
/ Ki: I hear it's because of GPF's help in the floods last summer. / Dwayne: [[wife Nicole and daughter next to him]] Here's the last of your paychecks guys. I'm sorry, but I don't know when I can pay you again.
/ Nick: It's okay, Dwayne. We'll manage. / Nicole: Do you think Fooker really has a chance?
/ Nick: It's hard to tell Nicole. There's supposedly a lot of evidence against him... / Nick: If he gets the right witnesses, things might swing his way...
/ [[Sharon enters]]
/ Sharon: Hi, guys!
/ Ki: <> http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020218.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 19, 2002 | Dwayne: Let's see... Sharon, isn't it?
/ Sharon: Yes, sir, Mr. Duncan, we met during the flood. Sorry about your building... / Nick: Sorry if this sounds weird, but why are you here?
/ Sharon: I've been called as a character witness for the defense. / Ki: I thought you two were...
/ Sharon: I'm not happy to be here, but Fooker's no killer. I know that. / Sharon: But I'd still like to wring his neck...
/ Ki: Resist that urge until the jury needs a sentence.
/ Nick: Ki... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020219.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 20, 2002 | [[At Fooker's trial...]]
/ Nick: How goes the arson investigation?
/ Dwayne: Frustratingly slow... / Dwayne: I mean, the police say they have a suspect, but they won't say anything else. I gave them all the information I have, but they keep telling me to wait. / Nick: These things take time, Dwayne. Tipping their hand too soon could compromise the case. They need enough evidence before they can arrest someone. / Nick: After all, the culprit could be anyone...
/ Trudy: Hi-eee! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020220.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 21, 2002 | [[Nick and Ki are seated on one end of a couch, looking back at a standing Trudy.]]
/ Nick: Trudy! We haven't seen much of you lately...
/ Ki: Probably planning which building to torch next... / [[Dwayne likewise looks back from his seat on the other end next to Nicole.]]
/ Dwayne: Actually, Trudy's been helping me with the insurance work, Ki. She's been incredibly helpful these past few weeks...
/ Trudy: Thanks, Dwayne. / [[Trudy closes her eyes.]]
/ Trudy: I've even turned down four job offers, so I'd still be free to help Dwayne.
/ [[Ki gets a surprised look.]]
/ Ki: Oh... I-I'm sorry...
/ Trudy: That's okay... / [[Trudy opens her eyes and smiles.]]
/ Trudy: I'm still FULL of surprises... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020221.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 22, 2002 | [[Before Fooker's trial...]]
/ Fooker: Okay, are we all set?
/ Maddie: Just a few more notes before show time. / Maddie: What I'm REALLY concerned about is the prosecutor. He's good... TOO good. Near 100% conviction rate. And with their evidence, we're in hot water. / Maddie: I've got a few tricks up my sleeves, but they may be futile against him...
/ Fooker: This him? Alan Sedgee... Sled... Sedgewonki...? / Alan Sedgewikki: SEDGEWIKKI.
/ Fooker: SEWAGE-WICK-GUY!
/ Alan S.: I heard that. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020222.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 23, 2002 | [[Before Fooker's trial...]]
/ Maddie: You KNOW each other?
/ Fooker: He's the Code-A-Holics Anonymous guy! I was at a session three years ago. / Sedgewikki: And I remember YOU, "Fooker." The "I like to code naked" guy.
/ Fooker: B-but... you're a LAWYER?!? / [[Close up of Sedgewikki's face]]
/ Sedgewikki: What, you think Code-A-Holics is my DAY job? I volunteer to help those in need. YOU, I obviously failed to reach. I'm getting you locked away for life... Or WORSE. / Maddie: Good to see he doesn't hold a grudge against you...
/ Fooker: What is it about me people don't like? I AM likeable, right? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020223.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 24, 2002 | [[At Fooker's court case]]
/ Judge: This court is now in session. The prosecution will begin its opening statements... / Sedgewikki: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: we stand today in the presence of pure EVIL, personified by the monster known as Jason Barker. / Sedgewikki: By carefully examining the deluge of evidence against him, collected carefully by police and backed by eye-witness testimony, we will show there can be no other culprit but THIS man... / Sedgewikki: And, based on this evidence, I have no fear that there will be no doubt in his guilt, and that you will save our community from his sinister bloodlust and put him away for the rest of his days. Thank you. / Judge: The defense...?
/ Maddie: Um... He didn't do it?
/ Fooker: Is that the best you can do? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020224.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 25, 2002 | {{Fooker's trial begins...}}
/ [[Sedgewikki is holding a shotgun with a tag on it.]]
/ Sedgewikki: I present Exhibit A, a shotgun found at the scene, still warm, bearing the defendant's fingerprints. / [[Sedgewikki is standing in front of a TV, showing Fooker holding weapons.]]
/ Sedgewikki: I present Exhibit B, the mall security video, clearly showing the defendant discharging weapons on the scene. / [[Sedgewikki plays an audio tape.]]
/ Sedgewikki: I present Exhibit C, an audio tape made by a mall employee analyzed and confirmed to be the defendant's voice.
/ Tape: Hasta lasagna, baby. / [[Defendant's bench: Maddie has her head in her hands.]]
/ Fooker: How are we doing?
/ Maddie: You don't have any plans for the next 900 years, right? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020225.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 | [[An old woman takes the witness stand at Fooker's trial.]]
/ Sedgewikki: Where were you, Mrs. Nolan, on the night of the attacks?
/ Mrs. Nolan: At the mall, with my husband. / Sedgewikki: I know it's difficult for you, but please tell us what happened.
/ Mrs. Nolan: We were Christmas shopping, when we heard this loud explosion... / [[Mrs. Nolan begins to cry.]]
/ Mrs. Nolan: I saw that man--the defendant--shooting big guns and blowing things up. Then, he hit a display window, and pieces flew everywhere. And... and then... a-and... / Sedgewikki: What happened to your husband?
/ [[Mrs. Nolan puts her head in her hands, sobbing.]]
/ Mrs. Nolan: H-he... was... crushed by a flying Frosty the Snowman! (SOB) http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020226.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 27, 2002 | [[Another defendant in a Quake T-shirt takes the witness stand.]]
/ Sedgewikki: Mr. Henson, you work at the "Slammin' Discs" music and game store, correct?
/ Mr. Henson: Sure thing, lawyer dude. / Sedgewikki: Describe, in your own words, what you saw.
/ Mr. Henson: Well, the dee-fen-dent (kewl goatee, dude) was like, wasting the place... / [[Mr. Henson holds an invisible rifle.]]
/ Mr. Henson: It was, like, totally Quake 3, ya know? He was fraggin' folks left and right with a grenade launcher. There were, like, gibs everywhere. / [[Sedgewikki looks frustrated and angry.]]
/ Sedgewikki: That's enough. You may step down.
/ Mr. Henson: Dude, you woulda gotten a higher score if'n ya got the B.F.G. or th' rail gun, ya know? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020227.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 28, 2002 | [[Ki & Nick are whispering in the courtroom, while Sedgewikki continues...]]
/ Ki: This is crazy... How many witnesses have they called?
/ Nick: Twelve, I think. / Ki: What are we going to say when Ms. O'Hara calls US?
/ Nick: The truth.
/ Ki: About a cyborg from the future? / Nick: Well, okay, it's hard to believe, but I'm NOT going to lie...
/ Ki thinks: Ms. O'Hara looks so diligent, studying her notes... She's so professional... / [[At the Defense bench...]]
/ Maddie: PLEASE, God... Give me SOMETHING to work with here...
/ Fooker: Hey! This bloody glove fits perfect! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020228.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 1, 2002 | [[Outside the courtroom]]
/ Reporter: After a devastating round from the prosecution, the defense has called for a recess... / [[People milling about]]
/ Nick: I tried to see Fooker, but they wouldn't let me...
/ Sharon: This really isn't looking good, is it? / Nick: We've got to keep hope, guys. This isn't over. There's still a chance something might improve...
/ Sharon: Like what? Aliens abduct him?
/ Ki: ?
/ [[Ki looks off-panel.]] / [[Dwayne is on his cell phone and Trudy looks concerned.]]
/ Nick: He's actually got a funny story about that...
/ Sharon: I'll bet.
/ Ki thinks: What's going on over there...? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020301.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 2, 2002 | [[Ki looks on from a distance, curious]]
/ Dwayne, on phone: All right. Thanks, Detective Club.
/ Trudy: More news about the arson case? / Dwayne: Yes. They want to review some final details tonight. I think they're going to crack the case soon.
/ Trudy: That's great! / Dwayne: Now, about what we were discussing... Let's face it, Trudy. GPF isn't going to rebuild anytime soon. I can't ask you to ruin your career waiting on me. / [[Ki looks shocked]]
/ Dwayne: Go ahead and accept the job. I'll write you a glowing reference letter. At least one of us will actually have an income... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020302.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 3, 2002 | [[Court is back in session.]]
/ Judge: The defense may call its first witness...
/ Maddie: The defense calls the Defendant, Mr. Barker, to the stand. / [[Maddie & Fooker whisper]]
/ Maddie: Do NOT screw this up...
/ Fooker: You say that like you EXPECT me to...
/ Maddie: I DO. / [[On the witness stand.]]
/ Maddie: Mr. Barker, where were you on the night the mall attacks occurred?
/ Fooker: I was out of town. My friends picked me up from the airport the next day. / Maddie: The airport? I take it then, you were a considerable distance from the mall? And that you could not have been present during the attacks?
/ Fooker: Yes. / Maddie: Do you have any idea who the man in the mall video may be, then?
/ Fooker: If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was me...
/ Maddie thinks: And there it is... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020303.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 4, 2002 | [[Fooker is on the witness stand; we see O'Hara & Sedgewikki.]]
/ Maddie: Your witness...
/ Sedgewikki whispers: Oh, I'm going to enjoy this... / Sedgewikki: Mr. Barker, you claim to have been on a flight the night after the attacks, yet I don't see your name on any of the flight manifests.
/ [[Sedgewikki has the manifests in hand.]] / Sedgewikki: Do you still have your plane tickets?
/ Fooker: Er... no...
/ Sedgewikki: Luggage tags?
/ Fooker: Nope.
/ Sedgewikki: Parking ticket?
/ Fooker: Didn't drive. / Sedgewikki: Do you have ANY proof you were on that plane?
/ Fooker: Well, I have a bag of peanuts, but they're a little moldy now... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020304.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 5, 2002 | [[Nick & Ki are whispering while watching Fooker's testimony.]]
/ Ki: Fooker's practically shooting himself in the foot.
/ Nick: Yeah... He's not helping his case at all... / Nick: I wonder why they aren't calling the friend Fooker flew out to visit...
/ Ki: Maybe he couldn't make it... / Nick: Not a very good friend, if you ask me...
/ Ki: He's stepping down...
/ Sedgewikki: No further questions. / [[Nick, Ki, and Sharon are sitting behind the Defendant's bench.]]
/ Nick (whispers to Ki): Whoever's next can't do more damage than he did...
/ Maddie: The Defense calls Nick Wellington to the stand. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020305.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 6, 2002 | [[Nick takes the witness stand.]]
/ Maddie: How long have you known the Defendant, Mr. Wellington?
/ Nick: Uh, about three years or so. / Maddie: How would you describe your relationship with him?
/ Nick: We're friends and co-workers.
/ Maddie: So you know him fairly well?
/ Nick: Absolutely. / Maddie: How would you describe his personality?
/ Nick: A bit eccentric, but in a good way. A free spirit. He's always fun to be around. / [[View from over Nick's shoulder at Fooker.]]
/ Maddie: Do you believe Mr. Barker is capable of murder?
/ Nick: No. He wouldn't hurt a flea... Except to save his own friends. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020306.html |
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