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| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 4, 2002 | [[Trudy is driving the transport pod while Nefarious looks behind at Fooker, who has grappled onto the vehicle. Smoke rises from the skyline]]
/ Trudy: We'll be at the statue in a few minutes....
/ Nefarious: Rats! We have a cling-on? / [[Trudy is still looking ahead]]
/ Trudy: When did we pass a Star Trek convention?
/ Nefarious: NO! LOOK!
/ Fooker: Nefarious! Trudy! / [[Trudy and Nefarious glare]]
/ Trudy: Fooker!
/ Nefarious: James Baud! / [[Trudy and Nefarious look confused]]
/ Trudy: James Baud?!
/ Nefarious: Fooker?! / [[Trudy and Nefarious ponder the situation and realize the truth]]
/ Trudy: Fooker?! James Baud?!
/ Nefarious: James Baud?! Fooker?! / [[Trudy and Nefarious point out Fooker]]
/ Trudy: Nefarious! James Baud!
/ Nefarious: Stratego! Fooker!
/ Fooker thinks: If this goes on much longer, I'm going to ask who's on first base... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020804.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 5, 2002 | [[Ki, Dwayne, Fooker, Sharon and three U.G.A. agents stand in a defensive posture just inside the door of the display area at the base of the Statue of Liberty.]]
/ Agent #18: Team Beta! We have penetrated the statue's base! Drat! Still no signal! / Agent #18: Fan out and secure the perimeter. We'll make for the crown. Civilians, follow me. / [[Ki is grabbed by the arm from behind as the others move out.]]
/ Ki: !
/ Agent #18: Stay close and low. Again, let the troops clear your path. / [[Chuck holds Ki by the arm, a knife held up in his other hand.]]
/ Chuck: Gotcha! I KNEW I'd find you eventually!
/ Ki: CHUCK?!? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020805.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 6, 2002 | Chuck: You thought you sneak away and I couldn't find you. But I tracked you down, and I'm NOT losing you again! / Ki: Chuck, why are you doing this? Spying on me, betraying Fooker... He was your friend! / Chuck: It was Trudy. She seduced me, drugged me up, and then had some mind control device implanted in my head. I HAVE to obey her.. / Chuck: And if I have to kill you to keep you from reaching Nick, I WILL... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020806.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 7, 2002 | Ki: Look, I don't know you, but I know how Fooker trusted you. Chuck, you're not like this! You can fight Trudy's mind control! / Chuck: I-I can't. I've TRIED. Do you think I WANTED to betray Fooker? Or run over your father? I don't have a choice! / Ki: But Trudy's distracted by the battle! I'll bet she doesn't even know you're here! You seem to have SOME free will: Why don't you exercise it? / Ki: Help us help you, by helping us stop Trudy! Redeem yourself, Chuck, and I'm sure we can help you be free of her! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020807.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 8, 2002 | Guard: Fighting in the stairwells, Dr. Not!
/ Dr. Not: CURSES!
/ Nick: {{?}} / Dr. Not: Move the device to the statue's torch! I'll defend the entrance!
/ Nick: How come Trudy called you "Dr. Nadda" but everyone else calls you "Dr. Not?" / Agent #18: We're taking casualties, but we're almost to the crown.
/ Dr. Wisebottom: Where is Ki? / Dwayne: Where have you been?
/ Ki: Recruiting from the opposition... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020808.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 8, 2002 | Guard: Fighting in the stairwells, Dr. Not!
/ Dr. Not: CURSES!
/ Nick: {{?}} / Dr. Not: Move the device to the statue's torch! I'll defend the entrance!
/ Nick: How come Trudy called you "Dr. Nadda" but everyone else calls you "Dr. Not?" / Agent #18: We're taking casualties, but we're almost to the crown.
/ Dr. Wisebottom: Where is Ki? / Dwayne: Where have you been?
/ Ki: Recruiting from the opposition... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020808.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 9, 2002 | [[Agent #18 leads UGA agents against CRUDE troopers]]]
/ Agent #18: ENGAGE THE ENEMY HAND TO HAND!
/ CRUDE trooper: TAKE NO PRISONERS! / [[Dr. Not points a gun at Ki as the UGA and CRUDE engage the enemy
/ Dr. Not: Hold it right there, small fry!
/ Ki: "SMALL FRY"?! / [[Ki holds up Fred and Persephone]]
/ Ki: I'll refrain on commenting on your big 80's hair... ...while I introduce you to a couple of my slimy friends! / [[The molds blind Dr. Not and cause her to stagger backwards]]
/ Dr. Not: NOT AGAIN! MRF!
/ Fred: We've already met.
/ Persephone: We'll handle her, you get to Nick! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020809.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 10, 2002 | [[Fooker punches Nefarious]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020810.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 11, 2002 | [[New York City. Trudy and Fooker crash into the crown of the Statue of Liberty.]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020811.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 12, 2002 | [[Trudy aims her gun]] / [[Chuck pulls the barrel upwards just before she fires]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020812.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 13, 2002 | [[Trudy turns the remote on]]
/ Trudy: Ah... did you forget I _control_ you? Hurt the ones you love?
/ Chuck: AAGH! / [[Chuck drops to his knees]]
/ Trudy: Now, be a good puppet, take that gun, and blow your old pal Fooker away...
/ Chuck: ngh... no... / [[Trudy points the remote in Chuck's face as he grimaces]]
/ Trudy: Perhaps you didn't hear me, Chuck. I said, shoot Fooker and kill him _now_.
/ Chuck: N-never... / [[Trudy throws the remote away]]
/ Trudy: Fine, you obviously failed your other tasks and are no longer any use to me. I release you. Catch the remote and you're free to be yourself. / {{Chuck is doomed as of this comic}} http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020813.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 14, 2002 | [[The remote bounces off the crashed capsule and falls outside the Statue]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020814.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 15, 2002 | [[Trudy dashes ahead]] / [[Ki tackles Trudy]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020815.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 16, 2002 | [[Todd teleports on top of the Statue's head]] / Todd thinks: I can sense the tide is turning... but until Nick denounces Trudy, the timeline hasn't changed... / [[Todd dodges a laser]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020816.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 17, 2002 | [[The Empress arrives in a transporter pod similar to the one Trudy and Nefarious used, along with a quartet of police bots]] / Todd: It's over, Empress! The timeline is changing! Your reign will end before it even begins! / Empress Trudy: As long as Nick is under my control, my reign is intact! And once I squash you, the last threat to me will be vanquished! / Todd: Then what are you waiting for? Do your worst. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020817.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 18, 2002 | Chuck: [[weakly]] I-I'm... s-sorry...
/ Fooker: It's okay, Chuck... You puke as much as you need to... / Chuck: [[weakly]] P-pain's gone... B-but getting... s-sleepy... S-seeing d-double...
/ Fooker: [[in thought]] Crap... He's having a brain hemorrhage or aneurysm... / Chuck: [[weakly]] Y-your leg... B-bent all f-funny...
/ Fooker: Yep. It's broke. But don't worry about it. You lie down and rest. / Chuck: [[weakly]] Y-you're a... g-good friend, Fooker... W-wish I were m-more like... you... S-so sorry... / Chuck: [[fading]] Sssooo... sssor... ry... [[dies]]
/ Fooker: Take it easy, pal. I'll take care of you, I promise... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020818.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 19, 2002 | [[Trudy and Ki, fighting; Ki has the upper hand at the moment.]]
/ Ki (thought): Got... to get away from her... and reach Nick... / [[Trudy pulls Ki's hair, Ki grimaces in pain.]]
/ Trudy (thought): Whatever happens... can't let her... reach Nick... / [[Ki has Trudy's left wrist as Trudy rips Ki's left sleeve]]
/ Trudy and Ki (thought): Man... she's a better fighter than I thought... / Trudy and Ki (thought): Some mud and a couple bikinis, and I'll bet Fooker would be in hog heaven right now... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020819.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 20, 2002 | Nick: Hey! Be careful with that! Those are highly sensitive instruments! / Nick: We shouldn't be moving the device anyway. Just why ARE we moving it to the statue's torch?
/ CRUDE trooper: For your safety, sir. / CRUDE trooper: Dr. No--Nadda wanted you and the device secure from the enemy troups, and--
/ Nick: WHAT enemy? Whoever said we were fighting anyone? / Nick: Dr. Nadda, Not, or whatever the heck her name is, isn't my BOSS, and I'll bet she isn't my CLIENT, either. I'm going back to see what's going on...
/ CRUDE trooper: B-but... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020820.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 21, 2002 | [[Todd leaps over the two bots who collide behind him and are destroyed]] / [[looking on the destroyed bots, with the Empress in her flying machine looking down]]
/ Todd: It's pathetic really...you come all this way back through time to stop me YOURSELF yet you still have the BOTS do your dirty work. / [[The Empress -close up shot on her face- with a look of sheer anger on her features]]
/ Todd (off panel): You've never fought your own battles have you? You've always tricked others into doing it for you. Why, I bet in your OLD AGE, you'd throw your hip out if you tried... / [[Empress leaps at Todd, hands outstretched with talon like fingers as she yells, "YEARG"]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020821.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 22, 2002 | {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}}
/ Agent #18: Agent #6?! Are you all right?
/ Fooker: Just a broken leg, #18. Already set and splinted it. / Agent #18: This man... is he... was he... a friend of yours?
/ Fooker: Yes. A good friend. A bit misguided, but still a friend. / Agent #18: I've got to get you out of here, sir. You're in no condition to fight.
/ Fooker: Hand me that blaster and prop me against the wall. / Agent #18: But this gun still won't penetrate their force fields!
/ Fooker: But it will still knock them off their feet. Anything to buy time! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020822.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 23, 2002 | Ki: You conniving, back-stabbing, heartless monster! I knew we should never have trusted you!
/ [[Ki punches Trudy]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020823.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 24, 2002 | Dwayne: I can't believe I was so blind to your schemes, Trudy. I never saw this coming...
/ [[Soldier has gun raised to club Dwayne over the head.]] / [[Dwayne lies on the ground, unconscious.]]
/ Trudy: Bet you didn't see THAT coming, either. / Nick: [[Shocked]] Great Scott! There IS a battle going on! What kind of crazy demonstration IS this?! / Ki and Trudy: [[Frantically, simultaneously]] NICK!!! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020824.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 25, 2002 | {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc - Chapter 8: Wars and Confrontations.}}
/ [[Trent hiding behind an overturned car.]]
/ Trent: [[thinking]] There's just one problem keeping me from being the best diabolical genius ever... / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020825.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 26, 2002 | Trent: You think you can really hack their network with that?
/ Sharon: I don't know, but it's worth a try. / Sharon: Each stromtrooper appears to get his orders through one of these. If I can tap in, I might be able to attack their LAN. / Sharon: Oh, please...this can't be that easy...
/ Trent: What? What is it? / Sharon: What kind of super-secret evil criminal orginization uses MICROSOFT PASSPORT for authenticiation?
/ Trent: You're one of those Linux zealots, aren't you? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020826.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 27, 2002 | Sharon: I'm in... Man, their security is like Swiss cheese...
/ Trent: Can we skip the political OS commentary? I like Microsoft... / Sharon: Fine. I've accessed their main server. Unfortunately, it's in some sort of lock down. I can't access anything but this process... / Sharon: Oh my word...
/ Trent: What? What?!
/ Sharon: Remember that ultimatum C.R.U.D.E. have the U.N.?
/ Trent: Yeah... / Sharon: Um... That hour's almost up...
/ [[PDA reads: Countdown 00:04:58]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020827.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 28, 2002 | Trent: You mean in less than five minutes, New York will be vaporized?
/ Sharon: It's the final countdown. I can't stop it. / Trent: But won't C.R.U.D.E. be vaporized along with the city?
/ Sharon: Yes, but I'm sure they didn't count on us opposing them. They planned to be long gone by now. / Trent: Great... At least it should be so quick it'll be painless...
/ Sharon: The satellite's in the final charging sequence, so I can't stop it... / Sharon: But maybe I can change the target...
/ Trent: ? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020828.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 29, 2002 | Trent: We're down to under a minute! Hurry!
/ Sharon: I'm going as fast as I can without a keyboard! / Sharon: I'm into the targeting program! I need to adjust the latitude and longitude...
/ Trent: Thirty seconds... / Sharon: Commit! Now we just hope the maneuvering thrusters fire in time!
/ Trent: We'll find out in ten seconds... / Sharon: Wait! Was I supposed to add for east longitude or subtract?!
/ Trent: Who cares if it's the Atlantic Ocean or Ohio, as long as it's not us! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020829.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 30, 2002 | {{00:00:03}}
/ [[Satellite in outer space]] / {{00:00:02}}
/ [[The satellite's maneuvering thrusters fire]] / {{00:00:01}}
/ [[The satellite charges while the thrusters continue to fire]] / {{00:00:00}}
/ [[The satellite fires its weapon]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020830.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, August 30, 2002 | {{00:00:03}}
/ [[Satellite in outer space]] / {{00:00:02}}
/ [[The satellite's maneuvering thrusters fire]] / {{00:00:01}}
/ [[The satellite charges while the thrusters continue to fire]] / {{00:00:00}}
/ [[The satellite fires its weapon]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020830.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 31, 2002 | [[Throughout, the sky is a red haze as the C.R.U.D.E. satellite laser fires.]]
/ [[Atop the crown of the Statue of Liberty, Empress Trudy attacks Todd in hand-to-hand combat. Her face shows rage, to the point of insanity.]] / [[Fooker shoots a C.R.U.D.E. trooper with an alien weapon. Behind him, through an open window, the city skyline is visible, with the red haze over it.]] / [[Sharon concentrates on the C.R.U.D.E. PDA-like device, pressing a button, as Trent looks upwards in fear at the red haze.]] / [[Nick emerges from a doorway. He is startled to see Ki and Trudy, who are locked in hand-to-hand combat and show surprise at seeing Nick. The red haze is visible through a window.]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020831.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 1, 2002 | [[Laser blast near Statue of Liberty]] / [[Sharon hugging Trent]]
/ Sharon: We did it, Trent! We did it!
/ Trent: (thinking) Yep, I did it... and now I have to change my shorts... / [[Ki rushing towards surprised Nick]]
/ Ki: (shouting) Nick! I have to--
/ Nick: Ki? / [[Trudy tackles Ki in front of surprised Nick]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020901.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 2, 2002 | [[Nick separates Ki and Trudy, who have been fighting. He frowns.]]
/ Nick: All right, break it up, both of you! What the heck is going on here?! / [[Nick looks at Ki, who points at Trudy.]]
/ Ki: Trudy is part of an evil organization bent on world domination, using you as a pawn in her vicious maniacal scheme! / [[Nick looks at Trudy, who points at Ki.]]
/ Trudy: Ki's having one of her delusional rants again, somehow convinced I'm trying to steal you away from her! / [[Nick looks between the two of them. Ki and Trudy glare at each other.]]
/ Nick: You two aren't going to make this easy for me, are you?
/ Ki and Trudy: GRRR... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020902.html |
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