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| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 27, 2003 | Fred: I'm so glad Ki enjoyed this trip to your parent's home, Nick.
/ Nick: Me, too. / Fred: Now, about this rock I keep hearing about...
/ Nick: Oh, so Persephone told you, did she?
/ Persephone: Oops. / Nick: Look, I figured you two would find out sooner or later, but I don't want you telling anyone else. Got it, Persephone?
/ Persephone: Okay... / Persephone: Except for Sharon, right? And Dwayne. Maybe Dexter can keep a secret...
/ Fred: You're toast, Nick.
/ Nick: Ugh... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031227.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 28, 2003 | [[The Duncans' kitchen. Dwayne tries to feed Sydney with spaghetti. He has one on his head as well as tomato sauce on his pull-over. Sydney eats the spaghetti with her hands and has tomato sauce all over her mouth. Dwayne looks pretty amused by the situation. Nicole is in the background, wearing a vest and obviously leaving the house.]] / Nicole: Dwayne, can you handle Sydney for a while? I have to go meet with a... er, client.
/ Dwayne: Sure, Nicole. / [[Dwayne looks enthusiastic; Nicole does not]]
/ Dwayne: So, is this the big case Urbanski wants you to handle alone?
/ Nicole: Unfortunately. Don't wait up. / [[Nicole is at Nick's apartment's door, outside. Nick is inside]]
/ Nick: Um, hello, Nicole. Is there something I can do for you?
/ Nicole: Sorry to impose, Nick, but where is Fred? / Nick: He's in the kitchen.
/ Fred: Good. You're here. Pull up a chair. I've already started. / [[Nick looks puzzled]]
/ Nick: Already started? What's going on here?
/ Fred: Nick, I'm about to have a long discourse with my lawyer. I would appreciate some privacy. / [[Nick looks even more puzzled, frozen-like]]
/ Nick: Your... *LAWYER*?
/ Fred: Now, fetch up some drinks and be off with you. A cola for her and reheat some pizza grease for me.
/ Nicole, hiding her eyes with her hands: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031228.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 29, 2003 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen]] / Nicole: Fred, are you *SURE* you want to go through with this? Suing Trent is a big risk.
/ Fred: Oh, I'm sure. / Fred: That pointy-nosed freak needs to be put in his place.
/ Nicole: But have you exhausted all the non-legal options, like just talking? / [[Nicole looks upset]]
/ Fred: You're a lawyer. I thought you were only in this for the money.
/ Nicole: There's more to law than that. It's about ensuring justice and fairness are preserved in an unjust world. / [[Nicole looks bored]]
/ Fred: Wow. A lawyer with a soul. You must be the butt of all the office jokes.
/ Nicole: Why do you think I'm still a junior partner? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031229.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 30, 2003 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen. NOTE: this is a colored strip]] / Nicole: So you wish to file on the ground of workplace discrimination, correct?
/ Fred: Correct. Trent violated my rights as a sentient being. / Nicole: You *do* realize that you can't sue *Trent* for harassment, right? It is the company's resposibility to provide a harassment free workplace, so your suit will be against *GPF*.
/ Fred: Um... / Nicole: Did you file a complaint with the equal opportunity commission? Has a right to sue been issued after the 180 days waiting period?
/ Fred: Er... / [[Nicole looks bored and suspicious, almost angry]]
/ Nicole: Have you done *any* research into workplace discrimination?
/ Fred: I don't suppose reruns of "LA Law" count, do they? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031230.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 31, 2003 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen. NOTE: this is a colored strip]] / Fred: I don't *want* to sue GPF. When I complained to Dwayne, he actually helped me by reprimanding Trent.
/ Nicole: Then he followed company policy and shouldn't be at fault. / Fred: He's *not* at fault. *Trent* is. *He's* the one I want to take down a peg or two...
/ Nicole: Perhaps you have grounds for a civil suit...? / Fred: What do you mean?
/ Nicole: Has he done anything to damage you financially? Has he said anything that might have injured your reputation? / [[Nicole looks almost depressed]]
/ Fred: That's it! Libel! I'll sue him for libel!
/ Nicole: So how many newspaper articles *has* he published about you...? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031231.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 1, 2004 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen: Fred wants to sue Trent. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / [[Nicole looks upset, even angry]]
/ Nicole: Do you really think you have grounds for a *slander* suit against Trent?
/ Fred: I'm sure I can think of something that rat said that we can use... / [[Nicole still looks angry]]
/ Nicole: My point is, you're a slime mold. Only a handful of people know you exist. How can he damage your reputation? Has he injured your relationship with Nick or Ki? / Fred: I'll have you know I have an extensive online presence as Dr Fredrick Physarum. I'm sure that if his lies were spread there, it could damage my credibility. / [[Nicole looks despaired, her head lying on the table between her arms]]
/ Nicole: If he wrote it online, then it *would* be libel, not slander.
/ Fred: Will you stop with the logic? I've got a good rant brewing for my blog now. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040101.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 2, 2004 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen: Fred wants to sue Trent. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / Nicole: Fred, let me go to the heart of my point: you're not a U.S. citizen, so you have no rights in this country.
/ Fred: Oh, I *am* a citizen. / Nicole: How can *that* be?
/ Fred: Just like you, I was born here. Ergo, I'm a citizen.
/ Nicole: But you don't have a birth certificate or social security number! / [[Nicole is rolling here eyes]]
/ Fred: Oh, I *have* a social security number. I couldn't have gotten my job at GPF without one.
/ Nicole: How did *you* get a social security number? / [[Fooker is in front of his computer, with Fred onhis shoulder]]
/ Narrator: Back in early 1999...
/ Fooker: There. I hacked the SSA, so you have an SSN. Still don't know *why* though...
/ Fred: So, you're useful for something after all... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040102.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 3, 2004 | [[Nicole and Fred discuss in Nick's kitchen: Fred wants to sue Trent. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / Nicole: Fred, I think there's something here you haven't really considered. If you sued Trent, that would expose your existence to the entire world. / Nicole: For five years, you and Persephone have been largely protected by friends you can trust. Once your secret is out, that protection will be gone. / Nicole: Are you willing to sacrifice that security to seek revenge against a thoughtless bully? Is it really worth the risk of millions of prying eyes? / [[Nicole throws a pen away and her head backwards, looking at the ceiling]]
/ Fred: Are you kidding? I'll finally be able to publish my great American novel, "To the fridge and back again: a slime mold's tale..."
/ Nicole: I give up. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040103.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 4, 2004 | SO AS YOU CAN SEE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS IMPLEMENTING OUR HR SOFTWARE FOR YOUR CUSTOMERS, MR. DUNCAN...
/ HMM... / WHEN SPRINGFIELD TIRE ASKED US TO SET UP AN EMPLSOFT PORTAL, I HAVE TO ADMIT I HAD NEVER HEARD OF IT.
/ WE'RE MUCH BIGGER IN EUROPE THAN HERE IN THE STATES. WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO CATCH UP WITH PEOPLESOFT. / WELL, FROM YOUR TECH OVERVIEW, I DOUBT IT SHOULD BE A PROBLEM.
/ EMPLSOFT IS ALL ABOUT EASE OF USE. / HOW ABOUT I GIVE THIS TO MY STAFF TO REVIEW? tHIS IS OUR SYS ADMIN, SHARON MURPHY. / SHARON?
/ CRAIG? / CRAGGY!
/ SMURFY!
/ LET'S KEEP THIS PROFESSIONAL NOW... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040104.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 5, 2004 | [[Craig is at the GPF offices]]
/ Sharon: Craig! What are you doing here?
/ Craig: Making a consulting call! And you work here?
/ Sharon: Yep! / Craig: Look at you! You look... you look... wow...
/ Sharon: Guess you haven't seen me since I lost all the weight... / Sharon: And what did you do to this? Blonde?!
/ Craig: Heh... tried something different. Doubt I'll try it again... / Sharon: Sorry, Dwayne. Craig and I are old friends.
/ Dwayne: Never would have guessed. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040105.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 6, 2004 | [[Sharon and Craig are walking through the GPF offices]]
/ Sharon: So how long are you in town?
/ Craig: Just a day. Had to drop off some info for your boss. I'm flying back tonight. / Sharon: Oh. I wish you were staying longer. We could catch up on old times.
/ Craig: Well, my flight isn't until late. I've got a few hours. / [[Nick looks into the room containing Sharon and Craig]]
/ Craig: Why don't I take you out for lunch? Then we could see where things go from there.
/ Sharon: Okay. / Sharon: I've got enough time in to take a long lunch. I can't think of a better way to spend a few hours...
/ Nick: (thinking) Hmm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040106.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 7, 2004 | [[Nick talks to Dexter, by the photocopier in the GPF offices]]
/ Dexter: You seem deep in thought. Don't sprain anything...
/ Nick: I just saw Sharon go off to lunch with a strange man.
/ Dexter: So? / Nick: So? Sharon's wholly devoted to Fooker, even though he's been gone over a year.
/ Dexter: You don't think her eye is wandering...? / Nick: I don't know. It doesn't seem like her. There's not enough information to jump to such a conclusion. Perhaps we should follow them instead of making baseless assumptions. / Dexter: I thought spying on friends in restaurants was Ki's territory...
/ Nick: Well, she's out sick, so I suppose it's up to us to carry on the tradition... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040107.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 8, 2004 | [[Nick and Dexter are in a car as Craig and Sharon enter Wacky Burger]]
/ Dexter: There they are. They're going into Wacky Burger.
/ Nick: A far cry from Luigi's. / [[Dexter is wearing a trench-coat, hat, and a fake moustache]]
/ Nick: Why are you dressed like that? You look silly.
/ Dexter: I don't want anyone to see me spying on Sharon, especially her. / Nick: Okay, how does Ki do this? Doesn't she hide behind a plant or something?
/ Dexter: But there aren't any plants that large in there. / [[Nick pulls out some electronics]]
/ Nick: That's where having an inventor's gene comes in handy...
/ Dexter: Then why does this have "Radio Shack" printed on it? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040108.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 9, 2004 | [[Craig and Sharon are eating in Wacky Burger with Nick's car outside]]
/ Craig: Yeow... I never knew you were diabetic...
/ Sharon: Neither did I until my doctor told me. So I ate right, exercised, and lost all the weight. / Craig: The contacts help. Those soda bottle glasses weren't at all flattering. I love the new hair, too.
/ Sharon: Yeah, I finally learned how to do something with it. / Craig: Wow... you look awesome, Sharon. It's like you're a totally different person since college.
/ Sharon: Thanks. Coming from you, that means a lot. / [[Nick is pointing his listening dish at Wacky Burger, Dexter is taking notes]]
/ Dexter: Nick, I think you need to work on your spy equipment...
/ Nick: Shh! "Slumming crumb blue. Hat beans a mop." http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040109.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 10, 2004 | [[Craig and Sharon are talking in Wacky Burger]]
/ Sharon: So you work for Emplsoft?
/ Craig: Yeah. I got in as a sales rep, and worked my way up to account manager. / Craig: I've been all over the world. London, Munich, Prague, Moscow, Rome... that reminds me... I have a favor to ask... / [[Nick's car is across the street]]
/ Craig: I'm going to Paris in a few months for a major black-tie technology event, and I want you to come with me. / [[Dexter is taking notes for Nick]]
/ Dexter: What was that again?
/ Nick: He either asked her to go to Paris or to grow a ferret. I'm not sure which... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040110.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 11, 2004 | [[Outside of Wacky Burger, Nick sits in his car and watches as Dexter runs in.]]
/ Nick: [[voiceover]] Never in my years of experience have I see that much mass accelerate so quickly. Even Newton would be astonished. / [[Dexter enters Wacky Burger angrily; Sharon is surprised.]]
/ Dexter: Stop right there! Sharon, I cannot let you cheat on Fooker like this! You still LOVE him! / Dexter: He may be thousands of miles away in God knows where, but he would never give up on you! For shame!
/ Sharon: [[exasperated]] Dexter... / Dexter: Somewhere, he is pining for you, while you sit here and--
/ Sharon [[angry]] Dex, did it even occur to you that Craig and I are just good friends? / Sharon: [[angry]] We used to be buddies in college. I introduced him to the woman who is now his wife...
/ Craig: Who, I might add, is quite pregnant. / Sharon: Really?! Stacy's pregnant? How wonderful!
/ Craig: That's what I wanted to tell you...
/ Dexter: [[ashamed]] I'll be in the car... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040111.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 12, 2004 | [[Craig and Sharon are talking in Wacky Burger]]
/ Craig: That was my point. Stacy's pregnant, and by the time my trip rolls around, travel will be pretty difficult for her. / Craig: I'd hate to go alone, and you're the only woman she'd probably trust me with. And none of the guys from work would look good in a dress. / Craig: Think of it as an all expense paid vacation to Europe. You can do whatever you want during the day. All you have to do is show up at the ball and look stunning. / Sharon: This just keeps sounding better and better. I'm having a hard time thinking of a reason to say no.
/ Craig: Open wifi points as far as the eye can see.
/ Sharon: I'm in. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040112.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 | [[Sharon and Craig leave Wacky Burger]]
/ Sharon: I haven't planned any vacation yet this year, so I should have plenty of days to spare.
/ Craig: Great. I'll e-mail you the dates. / Craig: Make sure to get a passport far in advance. International travel has more red tape than it used to.
/ Sharon: Got it. / Craig: As for anything else you might need, just let me know and I'll try and arrange it before we leave.
/ Sharon: Okay. / [[Craig and Sharon reach Nick's car]]
/ Sharon: Now I suppose it would only be fair to introduce you to our spies for this afternoon...
/ Nick: Um, hi. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040113.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 | [[Sharon and Craig stand outside Nick's car. Nick is in it and Dexter is sitting outside]]
/ Sharon: Craig, these are my friends and coworkers Nick Wellington and Dexter Smith. Guys, this is Craig Ridge, an old college friend of mine. / Sharon: What exactly were you two doing here?
/ Nick: We didn't know who that guy was, so we followed you to make sure you were okay. / Sharon: And what was that outburst all about?
/ Dexter: I thought that he was hitting on you. I mean, when strange girls take Nick somewhere, Ki spies on them... / Craig: You mean you people always spy on each other when a new person comes along?
/ Nick: It's kind of a tradition...
/ Sharon: A very bad one. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040114.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 15, 2004 | [[Sharon, Craig, and Dexter are outside Nick's car. Nick is sitting inside it. Craig shakes Dexter's hand]]
/ Craig: That's an interesting mustache there, Dexter. Classic villainous handlebars.
/ Dexter: Um, it's fake.
/ Craig: Oh. / Sharon: I assure you, Craig, they're not usually like this. They're a lot more normal... er, well... maybe not normal...
/ Craig: It's okay, Sharon. / Craig: If you recall, the guys and I were all pretty protective of you and Stacy back in school...
/ Sharon: Heh, true, Craggy... / Nick: Wait a minute... your nickname is "Craggy" Ridge?
/ Craig: You'll never guess what we used to call her back in college... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040115.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 16, 2004 | [[Craig hugs Sharon outside Wacky Burger]]
/ Craig: Well, if your friends are here, I'll leave you with them and I'll hit the airport.
/ Sharon: Have a safe trip, and tell Stacy I said hello. / [[Craig walks away as Sharon waves]]
/ Craig: I'll see you in a few months! Take care!
/ Sharon: Bye, Craig! / [[Sharon turns to Nick]]
/ Nick: We're sorry, Sharon. We just wanted to make sure you were okay...
/ Sharon: Oh, stuff it, Nick. I know what you thought. You should be ashamed. / Nick: And I thought I set a good example of how to be spied upon gracefully...
/ Sharon: Don't worry. I'll get my revenge once I tell Ki about this... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040116.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 17, 2004 | [[Sharon and Dexter arrive from Wacky Burger]]
/ Dexter: Sharon, I'm sorry about all this. I guess I overreacted.
/ Sharon: Dexter, you should be sorry. On one hand, I'm very upset with you. / Sharon: On the other hand, I know you were just looking out for me, and I appreciate that. So I forgive you. Just try and find another way to show your friendship, okay?
/ Dexter: Okay. / [[Sharon leaves the room]] / Dexter: By the way, I still love you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040117.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 18, 2004 | Ki: HEY, PERSEPHONE! I BROUGHT NICK A CALZONE AND YOU AND FRED SOME MOLDY PIZZA...
/ Persephone: THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE, KI! / Ki: IS SOMETHING WRONG? YOU LOOK WORRIED.
/ Persephone: I THINK THE INVENTOR'S GENE HAS KICKED IN AGAIN. NICK KEEPS CALLING FRED "IGOR" AND LOCKED THEM BOTH IN THE LAB... ER, SPARE BEDROOM... / Ki: NICK? I BROUGHT US DINNER FOR OUR MOVIE NIGHT, AND... UH, OH.... / Ki: IS THAT...? A-AND _THAT_...? / Ki: BAD NICK! YOU DID NOT JUST HOOK "VELOCIRAPTOR" TO THE MUTEX! _BAD_!
/ Nick: JUST FOR ONE TINY LITTLE TEST...
/ Fred: BUSTED... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040118.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 19, 2004 | {{Part of the A Tail of Two Species story arc; a Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover event.}}
/ Ki: But how? You told us you destroyed "Velociraptor" and all plans associated with it!
/ Nick: I did! / Nick: But I made some modifications to the Mutex, and I didn't have a power source strong enough, so I kind of rebuilt VR... from memory. / Nick: In the process, I think I fixed the electromagnetic interference, so it will no longer black out the entire city. Quite an ingenious twist on interdimensional physics, really. / [[Ki looks rather angry.]]
/ Nick: Somehow, you don't look quite as proud of me as I had hoped.
/ Fred: Come, Pers. I think we're about to be exposes to levels of violence young slime molds should not see. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040119.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 | [[Nick and Ki are in Nick's room, discussing his recent creation]]
/ Nick: Look, you're the one who convinced me not to give up, remember? You told me to keep trying... and I did. / Nick: The MUTEX has tons of potential, and I'm being very careful and controlled with how the VR is being used. I'm taking extra precautions with every step. / [[Ki thinks of Todd]]
/ Nick: Besides, even though you seemed cautious of the MUTEX at first, you seemed pretty attached to it later. I thought you would appreciate the relaunch. / Nick: Of course, if you'd rather have movie night, I can shut 'er down...
/ Ki: Maybe... movie night can wait. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040120.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 21, 2004 | [[Ki sits in the MUTEX]]
/ Nick: I've added a few more safety features than last time. And Fred should have tighter control of the settings. / [[Nick sits down]]
/ Nick: And with just the two of us going in, we should have tighter control of the reality matrix, which means greater stability. We should only have a 13.6432% chance of system failure. / [[Fred wears a headset]]
/ Ki: How comforting...
/ Nick: Fire her up, Fred. / [[The Gamester sees something he doesn't like]]
/ Narrator: Meanwhile...
/ The Gamester: (thinking) Oh, no... not now... not yet... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040121.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 22, 2004 | [[Mischief is hanging upside-down in midair above The Gamester's viewing globe, with a big smile on her face]]
/ Mischief: Something wrong, Boss?
/ Gamester: It's too soon...much too soon... / Mischief: Oh, it's that Nick guy! And he's trying out that Muzak thing again?
/ Gamester: MuTEX, and he's plugged it into the power source.
/ [[Nick is visible in the viewglobe]] / Mischief: Power source? You don't mean...THE power source?
/ Gamester: Mischief, set up the isolation fields. We must stop him before... / Mischief: Before what?
/ Gamester: It's...too late.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040122.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 23, 2004 | {{A Tail of two species. A Kevin & Koll/GPF Crossover event}} / [[two color swirl efect]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040123.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 24, 2004 | Feline Ki: If this isn't the Tron program, the what _is_ it?
/ Rodent Nick: I don't recall anything like this in the database... / Feline Ki: I thought you said the Mutex pulled its data from the Net.
/ Rodent Nick: It does. Have you been reading furry webcomics lately? / Feline Ki: No, but I think I make a cute cat. And you look pretty good as a mouse.
/ Rodent Nick: Hm. I'm not quite sure if I'm a mouse or a rat. / Feline Ki: Good enough to _eat_, for that matter...
/ Rodent Nick: Um... I think we ought to find out exactly where we are now... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040124.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 25, 2004 | {{A Tail of Two Species, A Kevin & Kell / GPF Crossover event}}
/ {{Double feature, two comics on one page}} / {{First comic, drawn by Jeffrey T. Darlington}}
/ [[Ki and Nick have been transformed. Ki is cat-like, Nick is mouse-like]]
/ Nick: Obviousley, there's been some kind of malfunction. Fred, can you run a diagnostic on the reality matrix, just to be sure? / Nick: Fred? Fred, can you hear me? Fred, respond.
/ Ki: I wonder why he won't answer...
/ Someone out of the panel: Hey! / [[Up in the tree, next to Nick is a window, a squirrel is looking out of it]]
/ Squirrel: Keep it down, will ya? Some folks are tryin' ta sleep here!
/ Nick: Um, sorry. / Ki: A talking squirrel?
/ Nick: Considering our own appearances, that seems par for the cource. / [[Nick and Ki are approaching a road]]
/ Nick: Hmm, there seems to be a road just down the hill. Maybe it will lead somewhere. If I can find a computer, I can run the diagnostic myself / Nick: Now all we need is a bulldog and a little cartoon theme music and all will be complete...
/ Ki: I would pop you one, but I feel disinterested in everything except napping... / {{Second comic, drawn by Bill Holbrook}}
/ [[A car is coming down the road, Ki and Nick stick up their thumbs]]
/ Someone in car: Look, Lindesfarne! Hitchhikers! / [[View from inside the car of Ki and Nick hitchhiking]]
/ Someone in car: A cat and a mouse, no less / [[The driver of the car is a porcupine. It is taking to Nick and Ki through the car window]]
/ Lindesfarne: Hello!
/ Ki: Hi, we're lost.
/ Nick: Can you tell us where we are? / Fenton: Cape Qualm, North Carolina.
/ Lindesfarne: Where are you trying to get to?
/ Ki: Back to the real human world. / {{No text in this panel}}
/ [[Lindesfarne looks surpriced]] / Lindesfarne: You... came... from... Are you humans?
/ Nick: Yeah. / [Lindesfarne has stept out of the car and is holding the door open]
/ Lindesfarne: Listen! Down the read is a diner. Let's go eat... I have so many questions!
/ Ki: Excellent! I'm starving! / [[All four are sitting at a table in the diner. Nick has a large piece of Cheese in front of him, Ki a bowl of cat food]]
/ Lindesfarne: How's your larva platter?
/ Fenton: Eh... When they're this close to the pupa stage they lose their flavor.
/ Nick: I thought you said you were-
/ Ki: Now... I'm finicky. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040125.html |
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