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| GPF Archive: Monday, May 31, 1999 | Fooker: Hey, Nickmeister! Wanna head to the space con this weekend?
/ Nick: The big sci-fi convention in Springfield? Sure! / Fooker: Everybody who's anybody will be there. There'll be stars, sneak previews...
/ Ki: Mind if I tag along? / Nick: You're into sci-fi, Ki?
/ Ki: Janeway rules, and don't you forget it...
/ Fooker: Better pack my Chewbacca suit... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990531.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 1, 1999 | Nick: I got a few brochures for the space con this weekend.
/ Fooker: Check out some of these names! / Ki: David Duchovny!
/ Fooker: Gillian Anderson!
/ Ki: Bruce Boxleitner!
/ Fooker: Jeri Ryan!
/ Ki: Jonathan Frakes!
/ Fooker: Sarah Michelle Gellar! / Nick: Wow... "Build your own transporter" seminar...
/ Fooker: I wonder if Trudy would wear one of those princess Leia slave outfits if I bought one... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990601.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 2, 1999 | Nick: Hey, Ki! You ready for the big space con?
/ Ki: Ready to hit the hyperspace jump point! / Ki: I thought Fooker said he was going to drive. He's ten minutes late already.
/ Nick: Um... here he comes... / Fooker: Greetings, space cadets!
/ Fooker's car: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990602.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 3, 1999 | Nick: We don't have to take your car to the space con, Fooker. My car's larger...
/ Fooker: Nope. I insist. Time to return some favors.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990603.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 4, 1999 | [[Fooker is in the driver's seat of an old, decrepit car (presumably his), his head turned to the right, perhaps looking at his passengers in the back seat.]]
/ Fooker: Are we ready to rock and roll?! / [[Nick and Ki are in the back seat, squeezed between two large loudspeakers, which appear to be held together with tape. Ki is sitting sideways in Nick's lap.]]
/ Ki&Nick: [[thought bubbles]] I hope he means, "get this show on the road"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990604.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 5, 1999 | Ki: Nick... Is sitting in Fooker's car like this... It isn't making you... uncomfortable, is it? / Nick: Not really, I think my left foot's asleep, but that's about it. Why? / Ki: Oh, nothing...
/ [[Ki hugs Nick]]
/ Nick: ?
/ Ki: [[thinking]] I've just died and gone to heaven... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990605.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 7, 1999 | [[Fooker, Ki and Nick enter a large hall filled with various sci-fi characters(including Chewbacca, Frankenstein, a Dalek, and others) and props(including a police call box from "Doctor Who", the Enterprise from The Original Series, and a Batman call image. A large banner with "Space Con" emblazoned on it is above the scene. Dexter is also present.]]
/ Fooker: Something tells me this is the place... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990607.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 8, 1999 | Nick: Ya know, Ki, I love exploring these places. The sights, the sounds...
/ Ki: Ditto. / Nick: Yet, there's always something that really bugs me about these conventions... / Annoyers: KAPLAH, HOO-MAN!
/ Nick: Ahhhh... Now I remember... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990608.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 9, 1999 | Koloth: Face me, spineless hooman! I will steal your mate and defile her!
/ Nick: Ignore him and maybe he'll go away... / Ki: But, Nick, aren't you going to defend my honor... ?
/ Nick: Uh... / Koloth: Not only will SHE be mine, but I will steal your COMPUTER and copy your secret files!
/ Nick: THAT'S IT... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990609.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 10, 1999 | Nick: Look, captain Koloth, I came here to have a good time, not get yelled at by some guy in a funky headpiece.
/ Koloth: ? / Nick: I don't care too much for anyone insulting my friend, and nobody, NOBODY threatens my computer. Got it ?
/ Koloth: Okay, okay! / Koloth: Geez, pal! I'm just tryin' ta make a couple extra bucks here...
/ Ki: My hero, I think... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990610.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 11, 1999 | Fooker: Hey, Jeri Ryan! How 'bout you assimilate ME?
/ Jeri Ryan: Get lost, creep. / Fooker: Hey, Terry Farrell! How 'bout I become your new symbiote?
/ Terry Farrell: Get lost, creep. / Leonard Nimoy: Het, there! How 'bout I sing you a song from one of my hit albums...?
/ Fooker: Get lost, creep. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990611.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 12, 1999 | Nick: Gee... Ki's been sticking really close to me today. She's been hanging on my arm for the last half hour. / Nick: In fact, if I didn't know any better... I'd say she was acting like she's really interested in me... / Nick: Nah...
/ Fooker: Guess what? I got Marina Sirtis to sign my butt! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990612.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 14, 1999 | Nick: I'm making a run to the snack sector. You guys want anything?
/ Fooker: Space jerky.
/ Ki: A cola, please. / [[They watch Nick going]] / Ki: Sigh...
/ Fooker: Uh, oh... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990614.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 15, 1999 | Fooker: This is it, isn't it? You like Nick better than me. There's nothing more between us.
/ Ki: WHAT?! / [[Fooker, his hand on his forehead, looking down, with all the sadness of the world in his voice]]
/ Fooker: There's no more spark, no burning passion, no deep undying love. We have drifted apart, like two ships passing in the night. Alone upon the seas of destiny... / Ki: Fooker, there never WAS anything between us...
/ Fooker: I know, but I've never got to say that. Most women just tell me to drop dead. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990615.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 16, 1999 | Fooker: Seriously, you've got it for Nick, don't you? You think he's a stud puppy and you want him to fall madly in love with you.
/ Ki: NO! / [[silence]] / Ki: Okay, I'll settle for stripping him naked and making him glad he's a man... < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990616.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 17, 1999 | Fooker: Wow... you've really got the hots for Nick. Kewl. Does he know about this yet?
/ Ki: ...no. / Ki: I don't know HOW to tell him. I don't know IF I'll tell him. I mean, we've only been friends for a few months. What if he doesn't return my feelings? I-I'm not ready to go that far just yet. / Fooker: You could just take him on as your personal sex slave. No self-respecting male would turn THAT down...
/ Ki: HE would... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990617.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 18, 1999 | Ki: Fooker, you've got to promise me you won't tell Nick I'm falling for him. I can't even tell him myself, so don't blow it!
/ Fooker: Okay, okay! / Fooker: Scouts' Honor. I swear I won't tell Nick or another soul you've got the hots for him. / Nick: I'm back...
/ Fooker: I've got a secret...
/ Ki: FOOKER! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990618.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 19, 1999 | Nick: What's this secret, Fooker?
/ Ki: FOOKER...
/ Fooker: It's a humdinger. / Fooker: I paid some guy in a narn suit $250 for this: Tracy Scoggins' phone number! It's guaranteed authentic! Her answering machine even tells you today's weather. / Fooker: See? We're cool...
/ Ki: You're not in the clear yet...
/ Nick: Wow... She's not married, right? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990619.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 21, 1999 | Nick: Where's Fooker? The convention ends in a half hour...
/ Ki: I haven't seen him in twice as long... / Nick: He pretty much vanished after we passed the battlestar galactica booth. It's almost as if he's avoiding us, leaving us alone... / Ki: Fooker, it looks like I owe you one... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990621.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 22, 1999 | ConGuy: I'm sorry, folks, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
/ Nick: Well, we're looking for our ride... / ConGuy: Tall, lanky blonde guy with glasses, frizzy hair, goatee, vacant stare...
/ Ki: That's him... / ConGuy: Well, I think he left with three girls from the "amazon warriors from mars" booth about an hour--
/ Ki&Nick: WHAT? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990622.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 23, 1999 | Nick: I can't believe that goober Fooker left us stranded at the space con while he drive off with some space bimbos...
/ Ki: I can... / Nick: I'll kill him...
/ Ki: Easy, Nick. We'll just call a cab and charge him for the bill later. / Narrator: However...
/ Nick: What do you mean, the city's been closed off for quarantine?
/ Ki: ? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990623.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 24, 1999 | Nick: I can't believe this. The taxi company says there was an escape from a local insane asylum this afternoon. The man has some virulent virus, and the police have closed the city to catch him. / Nick: Not only did Fooker strand us in a town full of sci-fi nuts, but now we have to worry about infected lunatics.
/ Ki: It looks like we've only got one option... / Nick: You don't mean...
/ Ki: That's right. A cheap motel. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990624.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 25, 1999 | Nick: We need two single-bed rooms, please.
/ MotelGuy: Sorry, pal, but we're all booked up tonight. / MotelGuy: We're full due to the space con, as is everyone else. But we have one reservation that's a no-show, single bed. Take it or leave it. / Nick: You're joking, right?
/ MotelGuy: Do I look like I'm joking ? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990625.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 26, 1999 | MotelGuy: I see you two aren't married. Isn't that a surprise...
/ Ki: We're stranded by the quarantine. / MotelGuy: Of course you are. Shall I charge you a nightly or hourly rate?
/ Ki: We originally asked for TWO rooms. / MotelGuy: If you need them, don't forget the dispensers in the bathrooms of the gas station acress the street...
/ Ki: Go stick those pointy ears up your
/ Nick: KI... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990626.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 28, 1999 | Ki: The nerve of that clerk, insinuating we were coming here to... you know...
/ Nick: Don't let him get to you, Ki. It's not worth the ulcers. / Nick: We're adults, right? We are responsible and in control. We can spend the night in a motel room together without entertaining base desires. / Ki: [[thinking]] Sure... But can we do it anyway...? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990628.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 29, 1999 | Ki: Nick and I have been so close today... I wonder if he really is attracted to me. He's so hard to read... / Ki: He's such a gentleman... He never startes or leers, he's always polite and never crude... But it tells me little of what he thinks of me... / Ki: He probably DOESN'T even think about me...
/ Nick: Man Ki was looking HOT today! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990629.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 30, 1999 | Ki: I wonder if he's awake...
/ Nick: I wonder if she's awake... / Ki: I wonder if he ever dreams of me...
/ Nick: I wonder if she ever dreams of me... / Ki: I wonder if he's naked under that blanket...
/ Nick: I wonder if she's naked under that blanket... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990630.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 1, 1999 | Nick: Ki...
/ Ki: * / Nick: I can't stand it any longer, my desires have overwhelmed me... I must have you, hold you, pleasure you...
/ Ki: Take me, handsome! / [[then Ki's dream end]]
/ Nick: Ki... wake up... the cab is waiting...
/ Ki: Just five more minutes, mom, five more minutes... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990701.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 2, 1999 | Ki: Thanks for paying for the cab ride home.
/ Nick: No prob, Ki. I'll be right back. / Nick: Shouting klingons, sick loony bin escapees, and obnoxious motel desk clerks aside, I still had a great time.
/ Ki: Me too. / Ki: Although Fooker may not live to see this tuesday...
/ Nick: Monday afternoon, if I can get to him first... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990702.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 3, 1999 | Ki: Don't talk to me, maggot.
/ Fooker: You didn't like all my work to get you two alone? / Ki: YOUR WORK? You mean you planned all that?!
/ Fooker: You know how hard it is to make a crank phone call to the police and not get caught? / Ki: You really ARE mentally ill...
/ Fooker: So... Did you get lucky? Wish I did... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990703.html |
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