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| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | AlterTrudy: Now Emperor Nicholas has full control over Earth, but he is locked into an intersteallar war he does not want to fight.
/ Ki: Why then did he send Trish to steal the Mutex? / AlterTrudy: The Mutex? He has no interest in the virtual reality system. He already *has* one. He built it as a torture device, and only later discovered its potential interdimensional capabilities. / Fooker: I guess that explains how Trish got here. Why did she go poof?
/ AlterTrudy: The Emperor's Mutex does not have the power to transport organic matter. It can only create virtual avatars in other universes. / Ki [[Startled Look]]: It doesn't have the power? Nick's VR didn't start hopping dimensions until he...
/ AlterTrudy [[Looking Grim]]: Hooked it up to the Velociraptor free energy device. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060214.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Fooker is explaining. Dexter and Patty are listening.]]
/ Fooker: So it's Velociraptor ol' Nega-Nick wants. With that, who cares about hopping dimensions? He'd have more than enough juice to defeat his space invaders THEN conquer alternate universes. / Nega-Trudy: Exactly. He could not transport the device itself, so his only course of action was to grab the only complete storehouse of your Nick's documentation.
/ Ki: Nick's skull. / Dexter: Why didn't Emperor Nick just build his own Velociraptor?
/ Nega-Trudy: He's tried, but the secret to making it work has eluded him. It seems such a device is rare among the universe permutations. / [[Sharon is asking Nega-Trudy. Fooker is watching them.]]
/ Sharon: So where do YOU fit into all this? And why are you here?
/ Nega-Trudy: I'm here because we have coinciding goals. You want your friend back, and I want to put an end to the Emperor's tyranny once and for all. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060215.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | AlternateTrudy: After I learned about my Nick's... true nature, I vowed to find a way to stop him. I joined a small resistance cell called C.R.U.D.E: Crusaders Ready to Unseat the Despotic Emperor.
/ [[At the mention of C.R.U.D.E., the UGA agents all look at one another]] / AlternateTrudy: Because of my familiarity with the emperor, I have gained a level of importance. Now almost all Earth resistance cells are centralized around us. / Ki: How do you know so much about US? / AlternateTrudy: Ever since he learned about your Nick's invention a few years ago, he has kept you under constant surveillance. One of our operatives recently acquired a copy of this data. We knew we had to contact you immediately. / Sharon: Us? Why contact us? / Alternate Trudy: Because I'm convinced you are the key to defeating the Emperor. As Shakespeare wrote, "To thine own self be true." / {{To Thine Own Self... Chapter 3}} http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060216.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: Hold on now. I could understand you crossing dimensions to get aid from Fooker and his secret agent pals, but the rest of us know nothing about deposing emperors. We're *geeks*. The closest we come to covert ops is playing "Rainbow Six." / Anti-Trudy: I don't think you understand, Ki. It's not your *skills* I need, it's your knowledge of *self*. One thing I have observed in comparing you to my universe's counterparts is that you are not "opposites" per se, but different parts of the same whole. / Anti-Trudy: My Ki gave in to an urge from which you restrained yourself. You made a mistake she wisely did not. You both run through the same logic processes, but with different outcomes. It is your ability to say, "If I did things differently" that I need. / Anti-Trudy: In all of us, there are moments of darkness and light. What shines forth is shown by the choices we make. You chose light, they dark. I need you to face your darkness within to learn how to overcome it. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060217.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Fooker: You've given us a lot to think about. Can you give us a moment to discuss it all in private?
/ AltTrudy: Yes, but we can't wait too long. / Dexter: Um, Miss "Light" Trudy, can you tell me something?
/ AltTrudy: I... suppose so. / Dexter: You mentioned stuff about your versions of Nick, Ki, Dwayne, and Fooker, but... well, what's _MY_ "opposite" like? Is he some sort of evil overlord, or vicious tyrant, or-- / AltTrudy: Some things, Mr. Smith, are better left unknown. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060218.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Agent #18: You're not going to buy this load of Bull Hockey, are you?
/ Dwayne: I'll admit all of this seems pretty far fetched... / Dwayne: But how else do we explain the more fantastic elements of this? Trish vanashing, two Trudys...
/ Ki: With the MUTEX involved, it seems anything is possible. I just know MY Nick wouldn't leave me at the altar, and I'll do ANYTHING to get him back. / Fooker: If we do go, having some UGA muscle could come in handy.
/ Sharon: Hold on now. How ido we know THIS Trudy isn't the alternate and THAT one isn't manipulating us all again? / Trudy: Oh, I'M your Trudy. Ask me anything only I would know: Mr. Pookel, when Fooker and I were abducted by aliens, how I kicked Agent #18's butt, how I secretly ran Nerdvana... / [[Glares from all of Dwayne, Fooker, Ki, Sharon, and Agent#18]] / Trudy: I'm going to sit here and quietly pretend I no longer exist now... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060219.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 20, 2006 | Fooker: Okay, you've got a deal. We'll do anything we can to help get Nick back. There's just two stipulations.
/ Trudy: Name them. / Fooker: First we need a way to tell each other apart from our counterparts on your side.
/ Trudy: Since the emperor has what he wants, he's probably not monitoring you now. We can agree on a code word for I.D. / Fooker: Secondly, I want a group of UGA agents to go first to make sure it's safe for the others.
/ Trudy: While I agree your agents should come, the MUTEX can only handle six people at once. I insist on the core group going first. / Trudy: If we keep those helmets clear, you have an easy escape route home. If your scientists can replicate Nick's helmet hardware, another six can use Yoshi's clone. Do you know where the Oshiros...?
/ Justin Barker: Oh, we know where they live. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060220.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Fooker: Okay, let's get to it. Is there anything we need before we can...
/ Trudy: Before we go, I have one stipulation of my own. / Ki: _You're_ the one asking for _our_ help. What kind of stipulation...
/ Trudy: My counterpart must go with us.
/ Ki: Trudy? Why? / [[Trudy, Ki and Fooker look at Alt-Trudy.]] / Trudy: I have my reasons.
/ [[Alt-Trudy looks at Trudy suspiciously.]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060221.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Scott, Patty, Tim, Mr. and Mrs. Oshiro, and Charlie and Linda Wellington are there. Scott looks impatient while Yoshi is sitting.]]
/ Scott: wish we knew what was going on in there.
/ Linda Wellington: And who all those strange people were... / [[Patty turns to the guests as Ki and Dwayne arrive]]
/ Patty: They're coming out!
/ Ki: Mom and dad. Charlie and Linda. I need you to keep all the guests in town and handy. There may be a delay, but there's still going to be a wedding. / [[Dwayne turns to Tim, Patty and a hesitant Scott]]
/ Dwayne: We're going on an unexpected but brief business trip, so I need you three to
/ hold down the fort while we're gone.
/ Scott: Um, okay... / [[Agent #18 grabs a startled Yoshi's shoulder as Mr. Oshiro glares]]
/ Agent #18: C'mon, runt. We've got a special job just for you... Unless you want ma and pa to learn about your little virtual tour through the Kremlin's top secret databases...
/ Yoshi: I'll be good... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060222.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dark SUVs pull away from the church]]
/ Fooker (narrating): The main team will be the Trudys, Ki, Fooker, Dex and Sharon. The UGA guys will be group Two. Trudy prime will provide the landing Coordinates. / [[Dwayne watches over Fred as Fred demonstrates a control panel]]
/ Fooker (narrating): Dwayne, we need you to supervise Yoshi as he runs his Mutex so get with Fred to bone up on the controls. Fred will run Nick's Mutex.
/ Fred (to Dwayne): When all else fails, try "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" / [[Sharon packs while Ki contemplates bringing Mr. Pookel]]
/ Fooker (narrating): Pack light, but try to think of as many things that could prove useful as you can. The UGA will provide a small survival pack for each team member. / Fooker: And no using UGA spy equipment for personal use, Dex.
/ Dexter: But I was just going to find out who the sleeper Cylon will be in next week's Battlestar Galactica... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060223.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dark SUVs pull away from the church]]
/ Fooker (narrating): The main team will be the Trudys, Ki, Fooker, Dex and Sharon. The UGA guys will be group Two. Trudy prime will provide the landing Coordinates. / [[Dwayne watches over Fred as Fred demonstrates a control panel]]
/ Fooker (narrating): Dwayne, we need you to supervise Yoshi as he runs his Mutex so get with Fred to bone up on the controls. Fred will run Nick's Mutex.
/ Fred (to Dwayne): When all else fails, try "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" / [[Sharon packs while Ki contemplates bringing Mr. Pookel]]
/ Fooker (narrating): Pack light, but try to think of as many things that could prove useful as you can. The UGA will provide a small survival pack for each team member. / Fooker: And no using UGA spy equipment for personal use, Dex.
/ Dexter: But I was just going to find out who the sleeper Cylon will be in next week's Battlestar Galactica... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060223.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[As handcuffs are being removed from Trudy's wrists]]
/ Maddie [[off panel]]: Are you sure this is a good idea, Jason? / Maddie: We just caught her. I don't like the idea of her getting away from us again.
/ Fooker: Neither do I. But a bargain's a bargain. / Fooker: I'm going to keep my eye on you, Trudy. If you so much as sneeze funny, I'll have Fred transport you to the "Star Trek" dimension, and I'll make sure you'll be wearing a _red_ uniform. / Trudy [[Smiling]]: Not to worry, Fooiker. This is Trudy 2.0. I turned myself in for a reason: to be punished for my crimes. I'm not about to weasel out on you.
/ Fooker: I'll believe it when I see it. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060224.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Trudy: Um, Ki, before we go on this crazy little adventure. I wated to talk to you for a minute.
/ Ki: I'm in no particular mood to talk to you, Trudy. Ever. / Trudy: Then please at least listen. I know you'll probably never believe me, but I've changed. I'm not the same person who did all those mean things to you years ago. / Trudy: I know you don't want me to go on this trip. And Frankly, I don't know why that other "Trudy" wants me to. But *I* want to go to make things up to you, so you can get Nick back, have your wedding, and finally be happy. / Trudy: I *owe* it to you. I may never completely atone for my sins, but at least I can help set things right, the way they were *meant* to be. Then maybe we can all find peace. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060225.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Fooker [[to everyone in black jumpsuits]]: Okay, is everyone set?
/ Dexter: We're still waiting on Trudy... well, the _other_ Trudy... / Sharon [[hands on Ki's shoulders]]: Nick's suitcases, ready to go for the honeymoon... We'll find him, Ki. I just know it.
/ Ki: I... know. I'm just worried now that our plane tickets were non-refundable... / Fred [[to Fooker]]: All systems appear to be ready. I'm just not sure about these parameters "Nega-Trudy" gave us. They're more... um, "distant" than anything Nick ever programmed. / Nega-Trudy: You'll just have to take my word on it. I can't tell you how this contraption works, but I do know these settings are correct.
/ Dexter: What other choice do we have? / Fooker: Suit up, gang.
/ [[Ki and Dexter put on helmets]]
/ Ki: Hang on, sweetheart. We're coming. / Fred [[as Fooker puts on his helmet]]: Ya know, ever since this mess started, I've had that Star Trek "Amok Time" fight music stuck in my nucleus...
/ Fooker [[scowling]]: Push the button, Fred. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060226.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[The first group zap in the parralel universe]]
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| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Trudy, Trudy 2, Dex, Fooker, Ki and Sharon are walking through the sewers]] / Trudy 2: We are actually under the Emperor's capital. The toxic waste poured down here is an excellent deterrent for patrols, and the shielding protecting the surface hides us from their sensor scans. / Trudy 2: Of course, the radiation is harmful over time, but Dr. Nefu can give you some counter agents to inoculate you from most of the effects.
/ Dexter: NOW she tells us.
/ Trudy 2: Here we are. / [[The rebel home base with rebels within it, which apparently include Dr. Nefarious, Yoshi, Chuck, and an unidentified woman wearing glasses]]
/ Trudy 2: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to C. R. U. D. E. Headquarters. It's not much to look at, but it's still our best hope. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060228.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | New_Trudy: This is Dr. Nefu, our chief science expert. He has been essential to cracking some of the emperor's technological secrets.
/ Nefu: Ah, our other worldly guests have arrived! / New_Trudy: This is Alex Nicht, Nefu's assistant. She's a bit shy, but she's also brilliant.
/ Nicht: H-hello. / New_Trudy: This is Wong Li, our demolitions expert. Don't let his small size fool you: not even INERTIA stands a chance around him.
/ WongLi: Hiya. / New_Trudy: And one of our most valuable fighter is--
/ Fooker&Old_Trudy: CHUCK! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060301.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Fooker: Chuck! It's... I can't ... How are you...?
/ Alt. Chuck: I'm going to the practice range. Call me when it's time to start blasting people. / Alt. Trudy: You must forgive him. He was a good friend of General Barker before the General betrayed him. We all have adjustments to make in this "opposite" universe scenario. / Alt. Chuck: What are you looking at?
/ Trudy: N-Nothing http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060302.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: Oh my.... is that....?
/ Alt. Trudy: Yes, I'm sorry I didn't prepare you, but this IS your brother, Yoshi.
/ Alt Yoshi: Hi! / [[Yoshi is stitting on the floor, covered in dirt working on some mechanical device. His tongue is sticking out of the side of his mouth, rather like a child focusing on a difficult task but with a smile one his face]]
/ Alt Trudy (off panel): Yoshi is a savant: while a technological genius, all of his other mental faculties are like a toddler. We suspect he suffered from a severe blunt trama as an infant. / Ki: L-like if a jealous older sister pushed him down the basement stairs...
/ Alt Trudy: Perhaps a choice made differently in another universe. / Sharon: Hold on now. If Yoshi's one of the good guys on THIS side of the mutex, does that mean--
/ Ki: We are NOT going there right now... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060303.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Rebels' hideout in the alternate universe]]
/ [[Dexter, Fooker, Ki and Alt. Trudy arrive]]
/ Voice: Trudy? Is that you? You're back!
/ Alt. Trudy: Yes, and I brought our new friends! / [[Alt. Trudy presents Alt. Terrell]]
/ Alt. Trudy: This is Trent Terrell. He is our fearless leader, and organizer of all the joined resistance cells throughout the empire. / Alt. Trudy: He's also the bravest man I've ever met, and that's probably one reason why I fell in love with him.
/ Alt. Terrel: I'm just trying to do my part.
/ Alt. Trudy: He's so modest...
/ Voice: HURK! / [[Trudy is looking like she is going to throw up]]
/ Sharon: Trudy? Are you okay?
/ Trudy: I think... I'm going... to be SICK... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060304.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Rebels' hideout in the alternate universe]]
/ [[Dexter, Fooker, Ki and Alt. Trudy arrive]]
/ Voice: Trudy? Is that you? You're back!
/ Alt. Trudy: Yes, and I brought our new friends! / [[Alt. Trudy presents Alt. Terrell]]
/ Alt. Trudy: This is Trent Terrell. He is our fearless leader, and organizer of all the joined resistance cells throughout the empire. / Alt. Trudy: He's also the bravest man I've ever met, and that's probably one reason why I fell in love with him.
/ Alt. Terrel: I'm just trying to do my part.
/ Alt. Trudy: He's so modest...
/ Voice: HURK! / [[Trudy is looking like she is going to throw up]]
/ Sharon: Trudy? Are you okay?
/ Trudy: I think... I'm going... to be SICK... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060304.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Trent 2: We appreciate your willingness to assist us. When we saw the surveillance footage our spies obtained from the palace of you, we knew you would be invaluable to us in reaching our goals. / Trent 2: It was Dr. Nefu and Miss Nicht who discovered a way to intercept and hijack the Mutex's transport beam. While we were unable to stop the Duchess from kidnapping your friend, it did give us a chance to use your Yoshi's clone to transport Trudy to your world. / Trent 2: I just received word that your second team has arrived and is being led here now.
/ Fooker: Now that we're here, how do you expect us to be able to help? / Trent 2: Assuming there is at least some shared history between you and our universe's counterparts, I'm hoping you'll have valuable information that we can use to bypass their security. / Butch Kilgore 2: Excuse me, Mr. Terrell, but they're back.
/ Trent 2: Excellent. Show them in. First, I'd like you to meet two of our most valuable spies... / Trent 2 (offscreen): Drones 3141592 and 6626168, but we call them Pi and Planck. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060305.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki, Fooker, Trent, and Pi talking]]
/ Pi: Huh. I'll give you this much, Terrel: it is the spitting image of reject XB3-239...
/ Fooker: That's... what our aliens called me... / [[Alt. Trudy, Pi, and Planck talking]]
/ Alt. Trudy: But you still don't believe these people are from another universe, Pi?
/ Pi: Please. I'd sooner believe he was a clone, even given your primitive medical technology. / [[Pi talking]]
/ Pi: It's a scientifically proven fact that alternate realities cannot exist. Time and space cannot exceed the four perceivable dimensions. To believe in in alternate realities requires... I don't know... / [[Planck and Pi talking]]
/ Planck: The limitless energy of the unfettered human imagination?
/ Pi: I was going to say a really gullible idiot, but that works. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060306.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki, Fooker, Trent, and Pi talking]]
/ Pi: Huh. I'll give you this much, Terrel: it is the spitting image of reject XB3-239...
/ Fooker: That's... what our aliens called me... / [[Alt. Trudy, Pi, and Planck talking]]
/ Alt. Trudy: But you still don't believe these people are from another universe, Pi?
/ Pi: Please. I'd sooner believe he was a clone, even given your primitive medical technology. / [[Pi talking]]
/ Pi: It's a scientifically proven fact that alternate realities cannot exist. Time and space cannot exceed the four perceivable dimensions. To believe in in alternate realities requires... I don't know... / [[Planck and Pi talking]]
/ Planck: The limitless energy of the unfettered human imagination?
/ Pi: I was going to say a really gullible idiot, but that works. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060306.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Trudy 2: Pi and Planck are our ties to the Greys, who are ready to join us if they can be freed from their gulags.
/ Planck: We sneak back and forth easily, 'cause you humans can't tell us apart. [[Switches hats with Pi.]] / Trent 2: They are also our primary sources of information about what goes on in the palace. They were the ones who acquired the surveillance footage.
/ Pi: Which is a good segue into tonight's mission. [[Reclaims hat.]] / Trent 2: Excellent. What have you learned?
/ Pi: The prisoner is under tight security. Only the Emperor and his top advisors can get in. Springing him won't be easy. / Ki: Are you talking about Nick?
/ Pi: I don't know his name. But I know he's pretty important. I know the Emperor is personally supervising his interrogation. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060307.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Trent talking to Planck]]
/ Trent: It will be dawn soon, so we dare not make a move now. But that will give you and your companions a chance to rest before the planning tonight. Planck, find our guests some lodging.
/ Planck: Aye aye, Sir! / [[Planck leading Ki, Fooker, and Sharon]]
/ Planck: It's not much, but we've got some bunks down the hall here. Some of you can sleep in me and Pi's room, since we technically don't sleep. A few others volunteered their rooms for you guys to use. / [[Dexter, Fooker, Ki, and Trudy talking]]
/ Fooker: Why don't you girls take this room, while the guys get the next.
/ Dexter: Assuming Ki and Trudy don't kill each other...
/ Ki and Trudy: Shut up, Dexter. / [[Planck talking to Sharon, while something in Ki's backpack startles her]]
/ Planck: This place is kind of cozy once you get used to it. If you see any phosphorescent green segmented worms crawling around, they're actually pretty tasty. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060308.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Trent talking to Planck]]
/ Trent: It will be dawn soon, so we dare not make a move now. But that will give you and your companions a chance to rest before the planning tonight. Planck, find our guests some lodging.
/ Planck: Aye aye, Sir! / [[Planck leading Ki, Fooker, and Sharon]]
/ Planck: It's not much, but we've got some bunks down the hall here. Some of you can sleep in me and Pi's room, since we technically don't sleep. A few others volunteered their rooms for you guys to use. / [[Dexter, Fooker, Ki, and Trudy talking]]
/ Fooker: Why don't you girls take this room, while the guys get the next.
/ Dexter: Assuming Ki and Trudy don't kill each other...
/ Ki and Trudy: Shut up, Dexter. / [[Planck talking to Sharon, while something in Ki's backpack startles her]]
/ Planck: This place is kind of cozy once you get used to it. If you see any phosphorescent green segmented worms crawling around, they're actually pretty tasty. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060308.html |
| General Protection Fault | Trudy: Did that sound come from your backpack?
/ Ki: There's something in--Persephone!
/ Persephone: Um, hi, Ki. / Persephone: I'm sorry I stowed away, but I felt so useless back there with Fred. I hope you'll forgive me. I just want to help.
/ Ki: It's okay, Pers. I could use a smile right about now. / Planck: And if you see a bright pink beetle with a--Yipe! Keep it away from me!
/ [[Planck jumps into Sharon's arms]] / Trudy: That was somewhat unexpected...
/ Planck: You won't take control of me, you slime! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060309.html |
| General Protection Fault | Trudy: Did that sound come from your backpack?
/ Ki: There's something in--Persephone!
/ Persephone: Um, hi, Ki. / Persephone: I'm sorry I stowed away, but I felt so useless back there with Fred. I hope you'll forgive me. I just want to help.
/ Ki: It's okay, Pers. I could use a smile right about now. / Planck: And if you see a bright pink beetle with a--Yipe! Keep it away from me!
/ [[Planck jumps into Sharon's arms]] / Trudy: That was somewhat unexpected...
/ Planck: You won't take control of me, you slime! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060309.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: Planck! It's okay! This is Persephone. She's from our universe.
/ Planck: It's from... so it's not...? I-I see... / Planck: Um... Never mind that outburst. It's nothing suspicious at all, really. It's just one of my... kooky alien idiosyncracies. Yeah. That's it. Nothing to be curious about at all. Gotta go now!
/ [[Ki is confused.]] / [[Planck sprints out of the room in front of a nonplussed Justin Barker, Agent #12, and Agent #18.]] / Agent #12: We're supposed to be staying in here with you. Was that...?
/ Ki: When we figure it out, we'll let you know. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060310.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Maddie and Sharon stay up to keep watch. Sharon seems to be using a PDA, Maddie is cleaning her weapon]] / [[Alternate Trudy glances into the girls' room in passing]] / Maddie: I don't know about all this alternate universe stuff. But those strange looks "Alt-Trudy' keeps giving me just give me the creeps.
/ Sharon: You? I thought she was looking at ME... / [[Maddie stares blankly at Sharon]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060311.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Nick: We need to get moving...
/ Ki: But the ride to Sternhold will be long and treacherous. You should rest here and now, to have strength for the journey.
/ Nick: I meant... about the wedding... / Nick: I... can barely keep... my eyes open... feels like it's been days since... I last slept...
/ Ki: Shh... / Ki: Then close your eyes, my dear sweet knight. You may rest here, and tomorrow we will ride on eagles' wings. But before you drift off to sweet slumber... / Ki: There's a question or two I was hoping you could answer...
/ Nick: Mmrf? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060312.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Nick: We need to get moving...
/ Ki: But the ride to Sternhold will be long and treacherous. You should rest here and now, to have strength for the journey.
/ Nick: I meant... about the wedding... / Nick: I... can barely keep... my eyes open... feels like it's been days since... I last slept...
/ Ki: Shh... / Ki: Then close your eyes, my dear sweet knight. You may rest here, and tomorrow we will ride on eagles' wings. But before you drift off to sweet slumber... / Ki: There's a question or two I was hoping you could answer...
/ Nick: Mmrf? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060312.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki 2: Nick? You're still awake, aren't you?
/ Nick: [[weakly]] Juss... barely.
/ Ki 2: Good. / Ki 2: I've been meaning to ask you... In Velociraptor, does the ion inducer connect to the positive or negative plasma charge terminal?
/ Nick: [[weakly]] Wha-? Whadda ya wanna know that? / Ki 2: Just curious. I want to know everything in that wonderful, brilliant mind of yours.
/ Nick: [[weakly]] mm. Possissive.
/ Ki 2: Ah. And which cable connects the tachyon flow reflector? / Nick: [[weakly]] Two... be...
/ Ki 2: 2B. I wondered about that.
/ nick: [[stronger]] ...or not 2B. THAT is the question. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060313.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Scene: the forest. The Duchess is kneeling on the ground. Nick's head is in her lap.]]
/ Duchess: Huh? What did you say?
/ Nick: "Neither a borrower nor a lender be, for loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry." / [[The Duchess looks frustrated or angry. Nick sits up.]]
/ Duchess: What are you talking about? You're not making any sense!
/ Nick: "That he's mad, 'tis true, 'tis true 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true." / [[The Duchess bares her teeth in anger. Nick squints.]]
/ Duchess: Have you gone insane?
/ Nick: "Though this be madness, yet there be method in 't." / [[The Duchess, still enraged or frustrated, begins to leave. Nick grabs her wrist. His eyes are open now, and he appears angry.]]
/ Duchess: That's it... I'm getting out of here.
/ Nick: "The play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king..." Or in this case, queen. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060314.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick grabs Duchess Ki's wrist and they glare at each other]]
/ Duchess "Nega" Ki: LET GO OF ME!
/ Nick: Not until you tell me who you are and where this place is! / [[Nick leans closer]]
/ Duchess "Nega" Ki: W-what do you mean? I'm your girlfriend, Ki!
/ Nick: YOU ARE _NOT_KI! I think you've proven that well enough in the past several hours! / [[Duchess Ki struggles as Nick grabs her other wrist]]
/ Nick: You can't even get the names in her novel right. And _now_ I know what you're after. But why? What is it you want with Velociraptor?
/ Duchess "Nega" Ki: Let me go, or I'll-- / [[The two stop and turn towards a mysterious voice- most likely Emperor Nicholas's- coming from outside the MUTEX.]]
/ Voice: That's enough. End the simulation. I'll handle this myself. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060315.html |
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