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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Len: Come on in.
/ Rachel: Have you got biscuits? You gots to have biscuits. I'm starving. / Len: Rachel, you are dangerously close to being thrown off this course.
/ Rachel: What? Why? / Len: Let's have a look in the file of all the work you've handed in during this semester.
/ Rachel: Yes, lets! / Len:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020604 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Len: Come on in.
/ Rachel: Have you got biscuits? You gots to have biscuits. I'm starving. / Len: Rachel, you are dangerously close to being thrown off this course.
/ Rachel: What? Why? / Len: Let's have a look in the file of all the work you've handed in during this semester.
/ Rachel: Yes, LET'S! / Len:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020604 |
| scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020606 | Rachel: How can I not get kicked off the course? There's no way I can make up all that work. / Len: Rachel, I like you. You're small enough that I could take you in a fight even with a bad case of flu. And I've thought about this very hard. / Len: This is a journalism course. And you haven't journalised... |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Rachel is in Professor Len's office. He has informed her that she is "dangerously close to getting kicked off [his] course."]]
/ Rachel: How can I not get kicked off the course? There's no way I can make up all that work. / Professor Len: Rachel, I like you. You're small enough that I could take... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020606 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: So did he boot you off the course, Rachel?
/ Rachel: No, Tessa, he did not. / Rachel: Professor Len realises that I have a rare talent that has to be nurtured.
/ Tessa: Pffffrt! / Rachel: Stop laughing!
/ Tessa: I'm not laughing at -pff- you, I'm thinking of... a baboon's big pink bottom... / Rachel:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020611 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa is near the far left of the panel. She's facing the left, but she's talking over her shoulder to Rachel, who is entering the scene from the far right. There are trees framing them, and buildings in the background.]]
/ Tessa: SO DID HE BOOT YOU OFF THE COURSE, RACHEL?
/ Rachel: NO, {{i}TESSA{{/i}},... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020611 |
| Scary Go Round 20020613 | Tessa: Where's the office?
/ Rachel: Right at the top of University House, which means we get to live out a life long ambition and use the creepy little lift! / Rachel: Top floor please. / Ralph: I almost killed a man once. He took my umbrella, and it was pouring with rain. I just couldn't stop hitting... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020613 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the University. Tessa and Rachel are heading to look at the office of the school paper]]
/ Tessa: Where's the office.
/ Rachel: Right at the top of the University House, which means we get to live out a life long ambition and use the creepy little lift! / [[There is a lift operator in the elevator]]
/ Rachel:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020613 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the office of the University paper]]
/ Rachel: Hello? Hello! What am I doing? Tessa's kicking a door down. No, she's not sweating. She looks quite composed. / Tessa: Stop your waffling and give me the key.
/ Rachel: "Mnyeh mnyeh mnyeh give me the key mnyeh." / [[Inside the office]]
/ Tessa: Look... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020618 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Hello? Hello! What am I doing? Tessa's kicking a door down. No, she's not sweating, she looks quite composed / Tessa: Stop your waffling and give me the key.
/ Rachel: "Mnyeh mnyeh mnyeh give me the key mnyeh" / Tessa: Look at this place, it's untouched! There are still cofee cups left out... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020618 |
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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the college paper office]]
/ Tessa: Look at the old computers! From back in 1992 when computers were new and cost a million pounds! / Rachel: A million AT LEAST.
/ Tessa: Come on, let's jemmy this cupboard open and steal some pens. / Rachel: I don't think you should open it, Tessa. My Rachel-sense... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020620 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: LOOK AT THE OLD COMPUTERS! FROM BACK IN 1992 WHEN COMPUTERS WERE NEW AND COST A MILLION POUNDS! / Rachel: A MILLION AT LEAST
/ Tessa: COME ON, LET'S JEMMY THIS CUPBOARD OPEN AND STEAL SOME PENS. / Rachel: I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD OPEN IT, TESSA. MY RACHEL-SENSE IS TINGLING!
/ Tessa: RACHEL, WHAT'S... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020620 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa is riding on the back of Ryan's motorcycle]]
/ Tessa: ...so I opened up the cupboard and four skeletons fell out.
/ Ryan: Skeletons? Man, no! Had you ever seen a dead body before? I mean, up close? / Tessa: Urgh, no, never.
/ Ryan: I found my Grandma when she died, but I wasn't scared or freaked... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020625 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: ...SO I OPENED UP THE CUPBOARD AND FOUR SKELETONS FELL OUT.
/ Ryan: SKELETONS? MAN, NO! HAD YOU EVER SEEN A DEAD BODY BEFORE? I MEAN, CLOSE UP? / Tessa: URGH, NO, NEVER.
/ Ryan: I FOUND MY GRANDMA WHEN SHE DIED, BUT I WASN'T SCARED OR FREAKED OUT OR ANYTHING. / Ryan: SHE WAS STARTING TO GO KIND... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020625 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: TRY TO BE GOOD!
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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: Try to be good!
/ [[Ryan drives off on his bike, honking the horn]]
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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the library]]
/ Tessa: It's important, I'm trying to work out why the college paper staff all wound up dead in a cupboard. / Tessa: The old papers might contain clues why.
/ William: Just take what you need and go, before anyone sees you down here. / William: This is the last paper.
/ Tessa: "Bicycle... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020702 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: IT'S IMPORTANT, I'M TRYING TO WORK OUT WHY THE COLLEGE PAPER STAFF ALL WOUND UP DEAD IN A CUPBOARD. / Tessa: THE OLD PAPERS MIGHT CONTAIN CLUES WHY.
/ William: JUST TAKE WHAT YOU NEED AND GO, BEFORE ANYONE SEES YOU DOWN HERE. / William: THIS IS THE LAST PAPER.
/ Tessa: "BICYCLE THIEF UPSETS ATTRACTIVE... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020702 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the library, a gas has surounded William]]
/ William: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020704 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | William: GAS!
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020704 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa heads back into the library to get her bag]]
/ Tessa: I left my bag, William. I hope you're not going through it looking for the secrets that women have been hiding from you... [[she spots William collapsed on the floor]] all these years. / Tessa: If by some chance you're not dead, put your fingers... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020709 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: I LEFT MY BAG, WILLIAM. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT GOING THOUGH IT LOOKING FOR THE SECRETS THAT WOMEN HAVE BEEN HIDING FROM YOU...ALL THESE YEARS. / Tessa: IF BY SOME CHANCE YOU'RE NOT DEAD, PUT YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR EARS. / Tessa: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE / Rachel: YOU FOUND THE LAD IN THE... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020709 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the college paper office]]
/ Rachel: I believe all the death and destruction we have seen today to be the work of Krakkagar!
/ Tessa: Krakkagar?
/ Rachel: Krakkagar! / Rachel: He is glossy and black, and has horns, and skips from rooftop to rooftop looking for people to skin!
/ Rachel: Sometimes in... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020711 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Rachel and Tessa are standing in a hallway as Rachel spins a vision of the evil black Krakkagar.]] / Rachel: I believe all the death and destruction we have seen today to be the work of Krakkagar! / Tessa: Krakkagar? / Rachel: KRAKKAGAR! He is glossy and black, and has horns, and skips from rooftop... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020711 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the office of the college paper]]
/ Rachel: The last few college newspapers before it stopped are full og investigations into what happened to the chemistry society. / Tessa: What happened to them?
/ Rachel: Their mini-bus ploughed over a bridge on a trip to visit an iodine factory! / Tessa: "Ploughed",... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020716 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: The last few college newspapers before it stopped are full of investigations into what happened to the chemistry society. / Tessa: What happened to them?
/ Rachel: Their mini-bus ploughed over a bridge on a trip to visit an iodine factory! / Tessa: "Ploughed", I like that, that really makes... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020716 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Outside Tessa and Rachel's rooms]]
/ Rachel: We have stumbled into the belly of the whale and soon we will be whale poopy!
/ Tessa: Calm down Rachel! / [[Inside]]
/ Tessa: It says here that one of the chemistry society survived. He didn't make the trip.
/ Rachel: We'll beat the answers out of him! / Tessa:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020718 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: WE HAVE STUMBLED INTO THE BELLY OF THE WHALE AND SOON WE WILL BE WHALE POOPY!
/ Tessa: CALM DOWN RACHEL! / Tessa: IT SAYS HERE THAT ONE OF THE CHEMISTRY SOCIETY SURVIVED. HE DIDN'T MAKE THE TRIP.
/ Rachel: WE'LL BEAT THE ANSWERS OUT OF HIM! / Tessa: OR ASK HIM POLITELY.
/ Rachel: YEAH, MAYBE. / Rachel:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020718 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At Dr Proops' place]]
/ Dr Proops: You must be Tessa and Rachel. Give me a second, I have something urgent to finish up here.
/ Tessa: Okay, Dr Proops. / [[Dr Proops leaves Tessa and Rachel]]
/ Tessa: Wow, look at all these Pink Floyd albums. He's even got 'Umblergumbler'.
/ Rachel: I bet this guy's making... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020723 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Dr. Proops: YOU MUST BE TESSA AND RACHEL. GIVE ME A SECOND, I HAVE SOMETHING URGENT TO FINISH UP HERE.
/ Tessa: OKAY, DR. PROOPS. / Tessa: WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE PINK FLOYD ALBUMS. HE'S EVEN GOT 'UMBLERGUMBLER'.
/ Rachel: I BET THIS GUY'S MAKING DRUGS! HE'S A BAD SCIENTIST! / Tessa: RACHEL, THAT'S RATHER... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020723 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At Dr Proops' place. Rachel grabs the front of Dr Proops' shirt]]
/ Rachel: Why wouldn't they let you go to the iodine factory, Stoolie? Worried you'd try to smoke it through your eye?
/ Dr Proops: Please... let go! / [[Tessa pulls Rachel away]]
/ Tessa: Rachel, we must show understanding! Rehabilitate!
/ Rachel:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020725 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: WHY WOULDN'T THEY LET YOU GO TO THE IODINE FACTORY, STOOLIE? WORRIED YOU'D TRY TO SMOKE IT THROUGH YOUR EYE?
/ Dr. Proops: PLEASE...LET GO! / Tessa: RACHEL, WE MUST SHOW UNDERSTANDING! REHABILITATE!
/ Rachel: RED MIST! RED MIST!
/ Dr. Proops: I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK! / Dr. Proops (narrating): THERE... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020725 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Flash back to the Chemistry Society]]
/ Dr Proops [[narrating]]: Lupus always pushed it too far though. One day he and the lads threw Stevie into the fume cabinet. / Dr Proops [[narrating]]: Somehow some highly volatile compounds were thrown in there with him. A tragic, one in a million chance. / Dr... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020730 |
| Scary Go Round 20020730 | [[Narration]]
/ Dr Proops: Lupus always pushed it too far though.
/ One day he and the lads threw Stevie into the fume cabinet. / Dr Proops: Somehow some highly volatile compounds were thrown in there with him.
/ A tragic, one in a million chance. / Dr Proops: The mixture of the spilled chemicals and... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020730 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In Dr Proops' rooms. A gas fills the room]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020801 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Dr. Proops: WELL, DID I DO ALL RIGHT, STEVIE? I DIDN'T TELL THEM ANYTHING. AND THE LITTLE ONE, SHE COULD HAVE DONOE ANYTHING, EH?
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020801 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the hall outside of Dr Proops' rooms, the gas is following Tessa and Rachel]]
/ Tessa: You know, this sandwich does smell bad. I didn't notice it before but-
/ Rachel: Tessa, there's a large cloud of gas forming behind us. I think the thing to do would be to run really really fast. / Tessa: I think... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020805 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: YOU KNOW, THIS SANDWICH DOES SMELL BAD. I DIDN'T NOTICE IT BEFORE BUT-
/ Rachel: TESSA, THERE'S A LARGE CLOUD OF GAS FORMING BEHIND US. I THINK THE THING TO DO WOULD BE TO RUN REALLY FAST. / Tessa: I THINK THE GAS IS STEVIE SPRAKE! THOSE CHEMICALS THEY POURED ON HIM DIDN'T VAPOURISE HIM, THEY... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020805 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa and Rachel are running away from the Stevie Sprake gas]]
/ Tessa: Caretaker's cupboard, go go go GO GO!
/ Rachel: MNYAH! / Tessa: Be quiet and take shallow breaths, Rachel.
/ Rachel [[muttering quietly]]: mumble mumble umblergumbler / Tessa: Stop whimpering!
/ Rachel: I am merely concentrating... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020807 |
| Scary Go Round 2002.08.07 | Tessa: Caretaker's cupboard, go go go GO GO!
/ Rachel: MNYAH! / Tessa: Be quiet and take shallow breaths, Rachel.
/ Rachel: mubble mubble umblergumbler / Tessa: Stop whimpering!
/ Rachel: I am merely concentrating my fear on the outside of my body, where it dissipates harmlessly as pathetic babyish gurgling. / Tessa:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020807 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the caretaker's cupboard]]
/ Tessa: I have a better idea. On the count of three, kick open the door. 1... 2... / Tessa: 3!
/ Rachel: FOOM!
/ [[Rachel kicks open the door and Tessa switches on the vacuum she's found]]
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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: I have a better idea. On the count of three, kick open the door. 1...2... / Tessa: 3!
/ Rachel: Foom! / Tessa: So what did you think of that?
/ Rachel: Tessa, you totally suck.
/ Tessa: Don't get smart. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020813 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa is holding a jar which contains Stevie]]
/ Tessa: So why did you kill all those people, Stevie?
/ Stevie: I could not be discovered! I had to stay a secret! / Stevie: As a solid, beautiful ladies were out of my reach. But as a gas, I could drift into the changing rooms and look at them in the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020815 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa is holding a big jar filled with a swirling gas.]]
/ Tessa: So why did you kill all those people, Stevie?
/ Stevie (the gas): I could not be discovered! I had to stay a secret! / [[Rachel takes notes as Stevie the gas continues to speak.]]
/ Stevie: As a solid, beautiful ladies were out of my... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020815 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In Professor Len's office. He's reading the college paper Clarion with the headline "Campus Gas Boy Kills 16"]]
/ Len: Well, Rachel, you put a college paper out. With a sensational cover story. Well done. / Rachel: Does it make up for the coursework I kind of managed not to do? Will I get an okay mark? / Len:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020820 |
| Scary Go Round 2002.08.20 | Len: Well, Rachel, you put a college paper out, with a sensational cover story. Well done.
/ [[Newspaper text: CLARION - Campus Gas Boy Kills 16]] / Rachel: Does it make up for the cousework I kind of managed not to do? Will I get an okay mark? / Len: You are assured a good mark, Miss Dukakis-Monteforte,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020820 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Tessa, when we were being chased down a corridor by a psychotic gas beast boy, was there ever a point you thought "we're not going to make it"? / Tessa: Only all the time!
/ Rachel: I think we should avoid chains of events which involve death and fear in future. / Tessa: Deal. Anyway, we survived,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020822 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | RACHEL: TESSA, WHEN WE WERE BEING CHASED DOWN A CORRIDOR BY A PSYCHOTIC GAS BEAST BOY, WAS THERE EVER A POINT YOU THOUGHT "WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT"? / TESSA: ONLY ALL THE TIME!
/ RACHEL: I THINK WE SHOULD AVOID CHAINS OF EVENTS WHICH INVOLVE DEATH AND FEAR IN FUTURE. / TESSA: DEAL. ANYWAY, WE SURVIVED,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020822 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Ladies! Dishwater hands getting you down? Apply Dr. Ryan's nerve tonic for baby soft paws! Gents! All out of bedroom zing at the end of the working week? Splash on a little nerve tonic... ba-da bing boom baff! / Ryan: Who would have thought that toothpaste, water, and gin would be such... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020827 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan dressed as sideshow barker with display of bottles]]
/ Ryan: Ladies! Dishwater hands getting you down? Apply Dr. Ryan's nerve tonic for baby soft paws!
/ Ryan: Gents! All out of bedroom zing at the end of the working week? Splash on a little nerve tonic… Ba-da bing boom baff! / Ryan: Who would... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020827 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Shelley, what are you doing here?
/ Shelley: Waking you up! / Ryan: Couldn't you just have knocked on the door?
/ Shelley: You don't have a door. I tried rattling these streamers but they weren't rattley enough. / Ryan: I was naked! You could've been offended.
/ Shelley: Nakedness does not offend... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020828 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In Ryan's apartment]]
/ Ryan: Shelley, what are you doing here?
/ Shelley: Waking you up! / Ryan: Couldn't you just have knocked on the door?
/ Shelley: You don't have a door. I tried rattling these streamers but they weren't rattley enough. / [[In the bathroom, Ryan brushing his teeth]]
/ Ryan: I was... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020828 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Anyway, come on. We have to go and help Tim on his table at the Tackleford Science Fair.
/ Ryan: Of course the fair! / Shelley: Tim has to win first prize this year. Even though he wouldn't tell me what his invention is.
/ Ryan: It's fricking awesome. / Shelley: Tell me what it is!
/ Ryan: It's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020829 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In Ryan's kitchen]]
/ Shelley: Anyway, come on, we have to go and help Tim on his table at the Tackleford Science Fair.
/ Ryan: Of course the fair! / [[Outside]]
/ Shelley: Tim has to win first prize this year. Even though he wouldn't tell me what his invention is.
/ Ryan: It's fricking awesome. / [[Ryan... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20020829 |
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