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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: Are you all right, Rachel? Is David Caruso all right? / The Devil: Don't worry about me, girls, and don't worry about the police.
/ Rachel: What? Why?
/ The Devil: Oh, just consider yourselves... / The Devil: ...off the radar.
/ Rachel: Is that us?
/ Tessa: It looks like us! / Tessa: Rachel, what... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061116 |
| Scary Go Round 20061116 | [[Amid the train wreck, we see Rachel and Tessa. Both are bleeding; Rachel's hood down, she tries to cover up her nose.]]
/ Tessa: Are you all right, Rachel? Is David Caruso all right? / Devil: Don't worry about me, girls, and don't worry about the police.
/ Rachel: What? Why?
/ Devil: Oh, just consider... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061116 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa is standing at a payphone with Rachel standing behing her]]
/ Tessa: I just want to call William and tell him we're all right.
/ Rachel: William... had an accident. / Tessa: What are you talking about?
/ Rachel: He just always seemed... accident prone! / [[We see William tangled up in cables,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061117 |
| Scary Go Round 20061117 | [[Tessa and Rachel seem to be in the waiting room of a hospital or clinic, where Tessa has been bandaged and Rachel has had some treatment for her nose (plastic surgery?). Tessa picks up a payphone.]]
/ Tessa: I just want to call William and tell him we're all right.
/ Rachel: William... had an accident. / Tessa:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061117 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Well, I'm sure glad we ended up in Wales. Self-loathing is much easier in a country where everyone hates their existence.
/ Tessa: Wales will bounce back somehow. Welsh people are proud. / Rachel: A nation staring at vacant coalmines like an ex-wife's coat in the cupboard.
/ Tessa: That's beautiful,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061120 |
| Scary Go Round 20061120 | [[Tessa has gotten the mail.]]
/ Rachel: Well, I'm sure glad we ended up in Wales. Self-loathing is much easier in a country where everyone hates their existence.
/ Tessa: Wales will bounce back somehow. Welsh people are proud. / Rachel: A nation staring at vacant coalmines like an ex-wife's coat in the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061120 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Rachel and Tessa are standing in a bathroom, with different hair and wearing new clothes]]
/ Rachel: Perhaps I could make up for my bad deeds by getting behind a candidate for Wales. A new Wales! / Rachel: A political bully-boy who won't take no for an answer from the chinless wonders in Whitehall. / [[Tessa... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061121 |
| Scary Go Round 20061121 | [[Tessa and Rachel are in the bathroom, in matching red uniforms suggesting menial labor. Rachel is covering up her bandaged nose.]]
/ Rachel: Perhaps I could make up for my bad deeds by getting behind a candidate for Wales. A new Wales! / Rachel: A political bully-boy who won't take no for an answer... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061121 |
| Scary Go Round :: November 22, 2006 | Space Owl: Green issues? I think it is obvious where I stand on green issues. AWK AWK!
/ [[Caption, as on TV: Election 2005 - SPACE OWL - Space Owl Party]] / [[TV is now in the background of the scene]]
/ TV: Space Owl there, who continues to dominate polls with only a week to the election. / Rachel:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061122 |
| Scary Go Round 20061122 | [[Space Owl on TV in front of a microphone. Tessa and Rachel in sunglasses behind him. A bar below him reading "Election 2005 - SPACE OWL".]]
/ Space Owl: Green issues? I think it is obvious where I stand on green issues. AWK AWK! / [[Zoom out from the TV to see Tessa and Rachel in the campaign office... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061122 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Devil: Once our good friend has begun his good works in Wales, I want you back in Tackleford. I need you to coordinate some very important end-times business. / Rachel: And what if I won't do your bidding, big-ears?
/ Devil: Well, er, well... / Devil: Your best pal will get shorter. And a lot less... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061123 |
| Scary Go Round 20061123 | [[Tessa, Rachel, and Space Owl are by the campaign bus. The Devil has taken Rachel aside.]]
/ Devil: Once our friend has begun his good works in Wales, I want you back in Tackleford. I need you to coordinate some very important End-Times business. / Rachel: And what if I don't do your bidding, Big-Ears?
/ [[She... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061123 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: Aren't you coming to the party, Rachel? Space owl just took Ton-Y-Penty! We won!
/ Rachel: I'll be right out.
/ [[Tessa in "2005" glasses holding a bottle of champagne.]] / Devil: So are you ready for the big push?
/ Rachel: Sure, sure. I'm up for evil. In with both feet. / Rachel: Up to the knees,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061124 |
| Scary Go Round 20061124 | [[Tessa is wearing festive "2005" glasses and holding a bottle of something. She knocks on Rachel's door.]]
/ Tessa: Aren't you coming to the party, Rachel? Space Owl just took Ton-y-Plenty! We won!
/ Rachel: I'll be right out! / Devil: So are you ready for the big push?
/ Rachel: Sure, sure. I'm up for... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061124 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: We're almost there Ryan, you'll soon be back in your own trousers.
/ Ryan: It's excitin' imagining where I might live.
/ Mer-man[?]: It'll be some kind of mad mansion what with you being a wild and crazy guy and all. / Amy: Shel, do you have any good techniques for cushioning disappointment?
/ Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061127 |
| Scary Go Round 20061127 | [[Shelley, Monty, Amy, Ryan, and Des are going to Ryan's apartment. Shelley and Amy are guiding Monty.]]
/ Shelley: We're almost there Ryan, you'll soon be back in your own trousers.
/ Ryan: It's excitin' imagining where I might live.
/ Des: It'll be some kind of mad mansion what with you being a wild and... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061127 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Ryan, this is your flat! Isn't it brilliant? Are the memories flooding back?
/ Ryan: So I'm some kind of noble savage, right? Like Stig of the Dump? With the emphasis on "dump" I guess maybe. / Shelley: This is a good place for a boy to live! The couch may seem lumpy but that's because it is... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061128 |
| Scary Go Round 20061128 | Shelley: Ryan, this is your flat! Isn't it brilliant? Are the memories flooding back?
/ [[Ryan drags a finger through some dust.]]
/ Ryan: So I'm some kind of noble savage, right? Like Stig of the Dump? With the emphasis on "dump" I guess maybe. / Shelley: This is a good place for a boy to live! The... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061128 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: GONE? Gone you say? Gone?
/ Rachel: How can you lose three simpletons in a nunnery? / Rachel: Stop laughing Tessa!
/ Rachel: I'm extremely angry and your Dark Lord and Master is going to be extremely angry! / Tessa: He's not the boss of me, Rachel.
/ Rachel: You don't want his dark plan to succeed,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061129 |
| Scary Go Round 20061129 | [[Rachel rages at the nuns, who cower.]]
/ Rachel: GONE? Gone you say? Gone? How can you lose three simpletons in a nunnery? / Rachel: Stop laughing Tessa! I'm extremely angry and your dark Lord and Master is going to be extremely angry! / Tessa: He's not the boss of me, Rachel.
/ Rachel: You don't want... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061129 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Whittler: Sister Nausicaa, don't talk like that.
/ Whittler: Mother Superior's definitely got magic powers.
/ Tessa: I thought she did, Whittler, but now I'm not so sure. / Tessa: She's going to send us to look for some escaped patients tonight, and I say we don't do it.
/ Little Sister of Belial: That's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061130 |
| Scary Go Round 20061130 | [[One of the nuns is whittling some animal or demond.]]
/ Whittler: Sister Nausicaa, don't talk like that. Mother superior's definitely got magic powers.
/ Tessa: I thought she did, Whittler, but now I'm not sure. / Tessa: She's going to send us looking for some escaped patients tonight, and I say we... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061130 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Where are the nuns, Tessa?
/ Tessa: Oh thank God you're back, Rachel, thank God! / Tessa: They're up on the heath building a wicker vole...
/ Tessa: We have to get you out of here!
/ Rachel: They'll do what I say! / Tessa: Rachel, shut up! Oh no...
/ Whittler: Don't try to stop us Nausicaa.
/ Whittler:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061201 |
| Scary Go Round 20061201 | Rachel: Where are the nuns, Tessa?
/ Tessa: Oh thank God you're back, Rachel, thank God! / Tessa: They're up on the heath building a wicker vole... we have to get you out of here!
/ Rachel: They'll do what I say1 / Tessa: Rachel, shut up! Oh no...
/ [[A bunch of nuns come up to them, led by Whittler.]]
/ Whittler:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061201 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Little Sister of Belial: Stop struggling Mother Superior. Tis a glorious thing to be a sacrifice of Belial.
/ Rachel: Come on, girls. We can work this out.
/ Rachel: What Belial doesn't know won't hurt him!
/ Rachel: Or more importantly, me! / Sister Tristessa: Nausicaa, you've got a face like a smacked... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061204 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Whittler [[removing her habit]]: "Come on, get your habit off and get dancing! It's good cardio!"
/ Tessa [[looking miserable]]: I'm going to wait for my hot dog to go down. You know, indigestion. / [[The flames are rising below Rachel]]
/ Rachel: Unholy and terrifying master who art, er, under the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061205 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Sister Whittler: Come on, get your habit off and get dancing! It's good cardio!
/ Tessa (as Sister Nausicaa): I'm going to wait for my hot dog to go down. You know. Indigestion. / Rachel (as Mother Superior): Unholy and terrifying master who art, er, under the earth's crust... Un-hallowed by thy, uh...... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061205 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mer-man[Des?]: Shelley, why have you got me trussed up like this? I told you, I don't feel the cold.
/ Shelley: We can't draw attention to you! You're a wanted fugitive for petty shopliftin'! / Mer-man[Des?]: I ain't ashamed of my skin condition, Red Leader.
/ Shelley: I just wish I could help you remember... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061206 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Len Pickering: Well, aren't you going to invite your old dad in for a cup of tea?
/ Amy Chilton: I would, but we've got...fleas! I'm personally infested! / Len Pickering: Haha! Oh!
/ Amy Chilton: Um... This is Monty. / Len Pickering: That's not "Monty"! That's Werner Braun! He's a brilliant academic! / Len... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061207 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Len: Well aren't you going to invite your old dad in for a cup of tea?
/ Amy: I would, but we've got...fleas! I'm personally infested. / Len: Haha! Oh!
/ Amy: Umm, this is Monty. / Len: That's not "Monty"! That's Werner Braun! He's a brilliant academic! / Len: I sat next to him at a university function.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061207 |
| Scary Go Round :: December 8, 2006 | [[Marine Biology Lab, Oklahoma U]]
/ Beard Guy: Call for you, Moon.
/ Beard Guy: Sounds British. / Moon: Hello?
/ Shelley: EEE!
/ Shelley: EEEE!!
/ Shelley: EEEEEEE!!
/ Moon: Shelley! / [[The Mayor's Office]]
/ Shelley: Moon! Are you still doin' crimes with your time? / [[Marine Biology Lab, Oklahoma U]]
/ Moon:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061208 |
| Scary Go Round :: December 11, 2006 | [[Ryan's flat]]
/ Amy: We got you a christmas present, Ryan. But you'd better open it now.
/ Shelley: To avert further tragedy! / Ryan: Aw man a new bat!
/ Shelley: His name is comrade bat, but if he bites you a lot, you can change it to enemy bat.
/ Shelley: We felt terrible about the fate of friend bat.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061211 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: We got you a Christmas present, Ryan, but you'd better open it now.
/ Shelley: To avert further tragedy. / Ryan: Aw man a new bat!
/ Shelley: His name is Comrade Bat, but if he bites you a lot, you can change it to Enemy Bat. We felt terrible about the fate of Friend Bat. He was a simple acorn lover. / Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061211 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Well Ma, it's real nice of you to take me to see my sister and her smart man friend. / Ma Beckwith: That's all right dear. I'm sure Tim can help you. He's very clever. / Riley Beckwith: Tim, are you sure you can help Ryan get his memory back?
/ Tim Jones: I'm never 100% sure, Riley. There's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061212 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tim Jones and Ryan Beckwith are in Tim's workshop]]
/ Tim: So, tell me exactly what's wrong with you.
/ Ryan: I can remember what a table is, or, say, a crow. But I can't remember any of the people or events of life. / Tim: Well, there are two possible things that could have happened. / [[We see... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061213 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: Okay Ryan! If anything catches fire, just dab it with your damp rag!
/ Ryan: Good oh! Memory lane here I come! / < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061214 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: It's pretty wild, Tim gettin' exiled to Wales and you havin' to go with him. A wild set of circumstances and situations! / Ryan Beckwith: He's got a tight pack of allies to assist him. But it seems like everything that could go wrong for him, did. / Riley Beckwith: Look at these! Aren't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061215 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Comrade Bat: Eek!
/ Ryan: I know Christmas is excitin' but we gotta work out this conspiracy. Detective work usually leads to a kickin' or two so I stocked up on elastoplasts and savlon. / [Ryan's notebook]
/ Amy Chilton (Sexy ingrate)
/ WHY: Not really got a reason (Hormones?)
/ WHY NOT: Longs to be made... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061218 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Riley, can you help me? I'm tyin' up some loose ends on "who cost Tim his job and sent him into Welsh exile." I just need a real good reason why you wouldn't do it. / Riley Beckwith: I love Tim! He's my special guy! / Ryan Beckwith: Well, yeah, I thought of that. But you kind of love... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061219 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: What? Riley set up Tim? She made the inventors turn on him and chuck him out of town? That is pure madness! / Ryan Beckwith: Then Tim said he'd worked it out ages ago and didn't mind. Because bein' mayor was crummy. Then they looked at each other like a dog looks at a string of sausages... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061220 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: What? Riley set up Tim?
/ She made the inventors turn on him and chuck him out of town?
/ That is pure madness! / Ryan: Then Tim said he'd worked it out ages ago and didn't mind.
/ Because bein' mayor was crummy.
/ Then they looked at each other like a dog looks at a string of sausages so I got... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061220 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: "Dang, Tim, some say Wales ain't the best but you can take a shine to these valleys."
/ Tim Jones: "I'm just glad you survived this year to make it up here." / Ryan Beckwith: "Thanks for lettin' my sister off for her sins. She's a good girl apart from her crazer tendencies."
/ Tim Jones:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061221 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Dang, Tim, some say Wales ain't the best but you can take a shine to these valleys.
/ Tim: I'm just glad you survived this year to make it up here. / Ryan: Thanks for lettin' my sister off for her sins.
/ Ryan: She's a good girl apart from her crazer tendencies.
/ Tim: It was time to leave Tackleford.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061221 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Grim Reaper: Quit foolin' with that thing and and help with the tree.
/ Natalie: 'Ush, you. It is my new friend. My friend bat. / Natalie: 'E was my beloved's pet. I must take care of 'im.
/ Moustached Grim Reaper: Nog! Hot Nog! / Natalie: Good God! What is in zis nog?
/ Moustached Grim Reaper: Sticks! / Grim... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061222 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Death: Quit foolin' with that thing and help with the tree.
/ Natalie: 'ush, you. It is my new friend. My Friend Bat. / Natalie (looking in a mirror that shows her reflection as both Skull Natalie and Mary the Drowned): 'e was my beloved's pet. I must take care of 'im.
/ Old Man Death: NOG! Hot nog! / Natalie:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061222 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Reviews John A's Top 20 Albums of the Year 2006
/ She has a musicologist's ear for drones
/ Today: 20-17 / 20. OVER AND OVER - Erin Bode
/ Erin Bode is a lady from the broad church of jazz. Sometime jazz is about atonal hooting, but this is more about everyone having some chops but not feeling... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061225 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Reviews John A's Top 20 Albums of the Year 2006
/ Merzbow is Shelley's new master
/ Today: 16-13 / 16. CITRUS - Asobi Seksu
/ What on earth is the lady in Asobi Seksu singing about? It could be Japanese, or Moon-man language, or she might just be over-excited. It's probably just rude so she's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061226 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley reviews John A's Top 20 Albums of the Year 2006
/ The MtEerie Project stole all her ideas / Today: 12-9 / 12. WHITE BREAD< BLACK BEER - Scritti Politti
/ In the 70s Scritti Politti were anarcho punks, in the 80s smooth synth stockbrokers, and in the 90s fooled around with rap sounds. In the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061227 |
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