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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: So you live in this caravan? / Natalie Durand: Yes! I am on a little retreat. To paint, and reflect on existence. Existence reflects a little easier through a good Bordeaux. / Ryan Beckwith: There sure seems to be a lot of death in these pictures... / Natalie Durand: It is ze very knowledge...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: So you live in this caravan? / French lady: yes i am on a little retreat to paint and refelct on existance. Existance reflects a little easier through a good bordeaux / Tim: There sure seems to be a lot of death in these pictures.. / French Lady: It is the very knowledge of death zat makes life so...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Natalie, did you ever sort of stop and think what the funniest word is? / Natalie Durand: Ha ha! Yes! Eet is "erotic"! / Natalie Durand: "Oh my, what an erotic mailbox. It gives ze postman ze chills"! "Please pass me a can of peas. Wait, no, do you not have one zat is more erotic?" / Ryan...
Scary Go Round 20031016 Natalie: So Ryan, with your glass of wine and cigarette, do you feel better about the life? / Ryan: Man... yes I do! / Natalie: Zen get out! You may visit me again when you are not dressed as your grandfather! Your grandfather on ze day he meets ze Queen! / Ryan: Well friend bat, it has been a real...
Scary Go Round 20031017 Shelley: Amy, listen to these perky, upbeat sounds! / Amy: Listen to that tuneless but assured humming! Maybe Ryan's date went okay! / Shelley: Ryan, is that a new t-shirt? You've changed! / Ryan: It is a half-hatched chicken with spider legs, exhaust pipes shootin' smoke and some cowboy style writin'. / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mrs. Birch: And where do you think you are going on this, the Lord's day? / Ryan Beckwith: I got a date, Mrs. Birch, with a young lady. / Mrs. Birch: You would do well to think less of young ladies and more of your studies! I have good boys here, boys who go to Oxford and Cambridge! / Ryan Beckwith:...
 
Scary Go Round 20031021 Natalie: So you live wiz a terrible dried-up old lady? Why? Zis is the living end! / Ryan: The rent is only a guinea a week. I don't even know what a guinea is. I just give her my loose change. / Natalie: So she is cuckoo like a cuckoo! / [[Walliams Crump memorial]] / Ryan: I'd feel bad about it but...
Scary Go Round 20031022 Natalie: What is zis place Ryan? / Ryan: It's Beckwith's Folly. It was designed by my great-great-uncle. / Ryan: The city council gave him a lot of money to build it on account of the fact that he drew very nice plans. / Natalie: 'E had many pens! / Ryan: Unfortunately he was addicted to pork pies....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Natalie: What is zis place Ryan? / Ryan: It's Beckwith's Folly. It was designed by my great-great uncle. / [[As they peruse an informational sign]] / Ryan: The city council gave him a lot of money to build it on account of the fact that he drew very nice plans. / Natalie: 'E had many pens! / Ryan: Unfort'nately...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Natalie Durand: Well, ze Tackleford Cake Museum was every bit as spellbinding as you suggest. I am delighted. / Ryan Beckwith: They got some awesomely antiquated cakes. / Ryan Beckwith: Aw, it's raining. / Natalie Durand: What are we to do? Blame the sky? / Natalie Durand: You are gentleman, Ryan, wid...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mrs. Birch: Now ladies, as you know, I have a young man under this roof who I consider in my spiritual care. / Mrs. Birch: This young man has come under the influence of what I believe to be a succubus, an evil spirit! / Maude: Drive it out! With a spoon! / Maureen: Nothing gets the pus out of a boil...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mrs. Birch: This is Father Patrick Devlin. He's an expert in exorcising spirits. / Father Patrick Devlin: Good evening ladies. / Maude: Ooh, exorcisms! My Ernie swore by them. He'd be thrashing around all afternoon, but after a brief visit by the parson he was quiet as a lamb. / Father Patrick Devlin:...
 
Scary Go Round 20031028 Shelley: Fallon, I am feeling very self conscious dressed as you. / Fallon: A highly polished bottom is a serious cross to bear, Shelley. / Amy: Kitties! / Ralph: Hur hur hur. / Tessa: Ralph! / Hugo: You see with Ryan and I it is simply a question of "who are you going to call". / Ryan: The answer is us,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters (dressed as Fallon Young): So is your new lady friend coming to the party, Ryan? / Ryan Beckwith (dressed as Ghostbuster): Um yeah I gots to pick her up in half an hour. / Shelley Winters (dressed as Fallon Young): Awww Ryan I'm so happy for you! A nice girl who does not have a disease! / Ryan...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The four old ladies and Father Patrick Devlin trudge towards the caravan at night. Maureen swats at bats flying around her]] / [[Natalie Durand in her caravan, preparing for the Halloween party]] / Natalie: Natalie you little devil. 'Oo will knock zem dead? / Natalie: You is 'oo, see? / [[Outside,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Natalie sings along with the radio]] / Natalie Durand: Joe le taxi y va pas partout y marche pas au soda son saxo jaune. Connait toutes les rues par coeur tous les p'tits bars tous les coins noirs. / Natalie Durand: What is zat infernal noise outside? / Father Patrick Devlin: O clemens, o pia, o dulcis...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Natalie Durand is in her caravan, getting ready for the Halloween party. Music is playing, she has a jack-o-lantern, her wife-beater reads "Zobi." She is singing along with the music.]] / Natalie/Music: Joe le taxi y va pas partout y marche pas a soda son saxo jaune / Natalie/Music: Connait toutes les...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mrs. Birch: Out damned spirit, out! / Natalie Durand: What are you shouting about, crazy English? I am not going anywhere! I 'ave a caravan permit from ze local council! Where is ze separation of church and state? / Other Old Woman: Back to hell with thee! / Natalie Durand: Hey! France 'as its problems,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Natalie Durand having removed accessories from and unbuttoned her stewardess jacket (she is still wearing the "Zobi" shirt) has emerged from the caravan to confront the noisy old ladies. Mrs. Birch holds her crucifix in front of her, arms extended, while Old Lady Maude stands behind her.]] / Mrs. Birch:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mrs. Birch: We know what you are, spectre! / Other Old Woman: Stop preying on our brave boys! / Natalie Durand: Are my ears telling me a lie or do you think I am a ghost? Consumption of ze mad cow 'as scrambled what little brain God gives you. / Natalie Durand: If I am made of mist, you will not mind...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Maureen: Ooh! Me angina! / Other Old Lady: We'll be back, girlie you see if we aren't! / Ryan Beckwith (dressed as Ghostbuster): What's goin' on here? / Natalie Durand: Zese delightful old ladies were just leaving. Zey were attempting to exorcise me from the caravan area. / Ryan Beckwith (dressed as...
The Sad Tale of Jean Choux-Fleur Natalie: Ryan, perhaps I do not exercise ze ultimate honesty. Your old ladies may 'ave detected zat I am 'aunted. / Ryan: Aw man haunted. / Natalie: I 'oped that by coming to England I could escape my 'aunting but zis is obviously not ze case. / Ryan: This is a bad deal I mean ghosts are bad. / Natalie...
The Two Great Loves of Jean Choux-Fleur Natalie (narrating): I was painting doll faces for a pittance when I caught Jean Choux-Fleur's eye. / Natalie (narrating): 'Is constant presence was at first flattering, then annoying. / Natalie: Shoo, Jean Choux-Fleur! Return to your mop and bucket at once! / Natalie (narrating): In 'is affections...
The Life and Death of Jean Choux-Fleur Natalie (narrating): Ze matter came to a head on my last day before returning to art school. My fellow workers hold a small party for me. / Natalie (narrating): Jean Choux-Fleur decides zis is ze day he will shout his love for me. / Jean: Je t'adore, Natalie Durand! / Natalie (narrating): It is inevitable...
 
Scary Go Round 20031111 Ryan: So you're haunted by some ol' guy who used to love you? Isn't that sort of scary? / Natalie: I do not let it worry me. I cannot see 'im! / Natalie: Only those sensitive to such things witness 'is manifestations. / Ryan: Aw hell I can't see my hand in front of my face two days out of three. / Natalie:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mrs. Birch: Ladies, that ghost chased us off good and proper. I fear that young Mister Beckwith's soul is doomed. / Maureen: Eat your chips, Elsie, we'll think of something. / Ivy: Fat lot of damnable use that priest was, Elsie. He was yellow. I'd defrock him myself given half a chance. / Ivy: A piteous...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Old Ladies are outside of the church. Mrs. Birch and Maude look on as Ivy explains. Maude has a bat in her bag.]] / Ivy: Ladies, there is no need to worry. I have solved our litle problem. / Maude: How? How? / [[Ivy hunches over. The background has been shaded red]] / Ivy: That devilish sprite and...
Friend Bat has bad news. And it's not half-eaten grasshoppers. Friend Bat: Skree skree skree! Skree! / Ryan: Friend Bat, what are you hootin' and hollerin' about? / - We can look for acorns in the morning.. / - You have basically got to understand that I am not nocturnal like you. / [[Overhead shot of a trailer in flames..]] / Ryan: All right, I will follow you. / -...
Scary Go Round 20031117 Len: So Muffin, I said to Dean Clegg, if the department doesn't get another GBP30,000 for homburg hats and notepads, we're talking wildcat strikes and shouting. / Amy: You're a tough negotiator, Daddy! / <> / Amy: What was that? / Len: Some sort of explosion on the common! I suspect terrorism,...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Natalie Durand's caravan is burning.]] / [[Ryan Beckwith approaches the fire, followed by the spectre that haunted Natalie.]] / {{no dialogue}} / {{story: Ballad of the Man}}
Scary Go Round 20031119 Ryan: Look, here is the toothbrush she used to brush her teeth. / Ryan: And here's a bit of the coat she maybe wore on a day it was cold. / Ryan: And this is maybe a pen she used to write a shopping list, I mean, I can't be sure of that... / Ryan: when she wrote a list of the things that she liked. / Natalie:...
Scary Go Round 20031120 Natalie: Stop talking to ze police-men! Turn around and listen to me Ryan! / Ryan: I was out... takin' my bat for a walk... my bat... / Natalie: Oh good god I am ze dead. / Natalie: I will just sit and wait for heaven. Just waiting for ze wings. Any time now. La la.
Scary Go Round 20031121 Amy: Ryan's little French girlfriend blew up... This is the worst thing. What do we say? I mean what do we say? / Shelley: Just be nice, Ames. You remember how. Pretend you want something. / <> / Amy: Can we see Ryan, please? / Mrs Birch: Mr Beckwith isn't taking visitors. Please don't...
Shopgirl [[Amy's Nametag says: I'm AMY.. Here to help]]
 

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