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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley holds up a dove in a full-page image.]] / Dove: 2004 / Text: The new Scary Go Round Jan 5 2004
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Title page. Shelley is holding a dove over her head. Text at the bottom reads: The New Scary Go Round Jan 5 2004]] / Dove: 2004
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Panel 1: / SFX: Clatter, Crash, Dink / / Panel 2: / Amy: Shelley, is Fallon fighting ninjas again? / Shelley: It is the third night in a row. Sneak attacks are making me crabby. / / Panel 3: / Amy: At least she isn't beating them with someone's torn off leg tonight. / Shelley: Let's go cower and...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is sitting up in bed looking worried]] / <> / <> / <> / [[Amy and Shelley are in bathrobes, looking down over the stair railing]] / Amy: Shelley, is Fallon fighting ninjas again? / Shelley: It is the third night in a row. Sneak attacks are making me crabby. / [[Amy and Shelley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon is holding two cups of coffee; behind her, three shurikens are nailed deep in the wall]] / Fallon: I'm sorry Shelley. I didn't realize when I demolished the shed that I was opening up a doorway to ancient feudal Japan. / [[Fallon and Shelley are sitting at a table]] / Shelley: Fallon, you're...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon is holding two pink teacups. There are three ninja stars stuck in the wall behind her, and the window curtain is askew]] / Fallon: I'm sorry Shelley. I didn't realise when I demolished the shed that I was opening up a doorway to ancient feudal Japan. / [[Fallon and Shelley are sitting at a table]] / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Amy, if you are going to live with me in the new house, you will have to pay rent. You cannot freeload like you do with Fallon. / Amy Chilton: I enriched this place with my fragrant loveliness! / Shelley Winters: No. You stank it out with your feet. Which is similar. But not the same. / Shelley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy and Shelley are holding boxes]] / Shelley: Amy, if you are going to live with me in the new house, you will have to pay rent. You cannot freeload like you do with Fallon. / Amy: I enriched this place with my fragrant loveliness! / Shelley: No. You stank it out with your feet. Which is similar. But...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Huzzah! We are here at last! / Amy: Yes. That arduous 20 minute journey that we will never forget, so long as we live. That epoch-making incident with the C-Road, the passing-place and the Volvo Estate. The humanity. / Shelley: Listen, so-called friend, there is no need to be sarcastic! This is...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley and Amy are standing out front of a house]] / Shelley: Huzzah! We are here at last! / Amy: Yes. That arduous 20 minute journey that we will never forget, so long as we live. / Amy: That epoch-making incident with the C-road, the passing-place and the Volvo Estate. / Amy: The humanity. / [[Amy...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy lounges on the couch. Shelley talks to her through the window.]] / Shelley: Gues what I have bought!! / Amy: A Newspaper. / [[Shelly presents two chickens.]] / Shelley: No, Chickens! We can have a little egg for breakfast every day. / Amy: Like Rocky? / [[Outdoors. Amy observes chicken and coop...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy is lying on the couch while Shelley talks to her through the window]] / Shelley: Amy, guess what I have bought!! / Amy: A newspaper. / [[Shelley is holding up two birdcages, each containing a chicken.]] / Shelley: No, chickens! We can have a little egg for breakfast every day. / Amy: Like Rocky? / [[One...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: What are you going to do today, Amy? / Amy Chilton: Can I have a lift? I'm going to beg the art school to let me back in. / Amy Chilton: The drudgery of my Christmas job crushed my fragile spirit. Education will stave off my descent into madness for another few years. / Shelley Winters:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is reading a newspaper while Amy eats an egg]] / Shelley: What are you going to do today Amy? / Amy: Can I have a lift? I'm going to beg the Art School to let me back in. / [[Amy is holding up a sweater/coat]] / Amy: The drudgery of my Christmas job crushed my fragile spirit. / Amy: Education...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mayor: Shelley, did you arrange the visit from our twin town in Mauritania this week? / Shelley: No, Mr Mayor, I organised a visit from our twin town in Robotania, as you asked last month. / Mayor: Robotania? I very clearly said Mauritania. / Shelley: Far be it from me to question your mayoral authority,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The mayor has a pipe in his mouth and is looking at a book. Shelley is sitting at a desk using a laptop]] / Mayor: Shelley, did you arrange the visit from our twin town in Mauritania this week? / Shelley: No, Mr. Mayor, I organised a visit from our twin town in Robotania, as you asked last month. / Mayor:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mayor: Shelley, what can you tell us about Robotania? Who is it, where, and why? / Shelley: When the Soviet Union dissolved, the robots built during their Cold War campaign were given their own small country in the Khrebet Cherskogo. Think of it as a robot mountain kingdom of doom, if that helps. / Mayor:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mayor: Shelley, what can you tell us about Robotania? Who is it, where, and why? / Shelley: When the Soviet Union dissolved, the robots built during their Cold War campaign were given their own small country in the Khrebet Cherskogo. Think of it as a Robot Mountain Kingdom of Doom, if that helps. / [[Powerpoint...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon, Shelley, and Amy are at a bar.]] Fallon: Shelley, you look terrible! / Shelley: I had a really really bad day at work. I accidentally arranged a visit to the town for a party of Cold War killing machines from the former USSR. / Amy: You think that's bad? I had to totally grovel with my professor...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon, Shelley, and Amy are sitting in a restaurant drinking wine. Two men are standing off to the side]] / Fallon: Shelley, you look terrible! / Shelley: I had a really bad day at work. / Shelley: I accidently arranged a visit to the town for a party of Cold War killing machines from the former USSR. / [[Amy...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[A large Robotanian aeroplane comes into land.]] / <> / Shelley Winters: That's a very big aeroplane, Mr. Mayor. / Mayor James Mayor: The Robotanians' customs may be very different from ours, but we have to offer them the hand of friendship. That's the great British way! / Shelley Winters:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[A large aeroplane is in the sky]] / <> / [[Shelley and the Mayor are standing at a window]] / Shelley: That's a very big aeroplane, Mr. Mayor. / Mayor: The Robotanians' customs may be very different from ours, but we have to offer them the hand of friendship. / Mayor:That's the great...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Fallon omigod omigod the Robotanians just landed and we're having an international incident! / Fallon Young: Already? / Fallon Young: They've only just touched the ground? You're even better at this than me. / Shelley Winters: I need practical advice, not cheeky commentary! / Fallon...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is standing at a window pulling her hair and talking on the phone. Explosions can be seen outside]] / Shelley: Fallon omigod omigod the Robotanians just landed and we're having an international incident! / Fallon (over the phone): Already? / [[Fallon is on the phone in her home]] / Fallon: They've...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Robotanian: +++ greetings citizens of Tackleford from Robotic People's Republic of Robotania +++ +++Your runway requires extension by 2100m +++ +++To be less feeble and carbon based +++ / Fallon Young: Do you know what I see when I watch this, Shelley? A brave girl. You were a very, very brave girl. / Shelley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley and Fallon are watching Shelley and the Mayor greeting the Robotanians on TV]] / Robotanian (on TV): +++ greetings citizens of Tackleford from Robotic People's Republic of Robotania +++ / Robotanian (on TV): +++ Your runway requires extension by 2100m +++ / Robotanian (on TV): +++ To be less feeble...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Mr. Mayor! You cannot hide in your office all day. / Mayor James Mayor: I can't face the soulless automatons, Shelley. / Mayor James Mayor: They wouldn't fit into the hotel you booked them into, so I sent them to the bus terminal. It was the only thing I could think of to do! / Shelley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is forcing her way into the Mayor's office. The Mayor is tring t o block the door]] / Shelley: Mr. Mayor! You cannot hide in your office all day. / Mayor: I can't face the soulless automatons, Shelley. / [[Shelley is in the office and the Mayor is sitting on the floor]] / Mayor: They wouldn't...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Sorry about your night in the bus terminal / Green Robotanian: +++ is fine. rivals best bordellos in mechacropolis 4. +++ / Shelley Winters: I b-b-b- beg your pardon? / Green Robotanian: +++ entire Robotanian dignitary corps have 'good time' on 784 to Coward Cross +++ / Yellow Robotanian:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is talking to the green Robotanian dignitary at the bus terminal]] / Shelley: Sorry about your night in the bus terminal. / Green Robotanian: +++ is fine, rivals best bordellos in mechacropolis 4. +++ / [[Shelley is talking to the green and yellow Robotanians]] / Shelley: I b-b-b-beg your pardon? / Green...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Hugo, Shelley has invented a new word. "Busfucker!" / Shelley: I did not invent it. I wrote it down in order to get it out of my brain / Hugo: Yo, I am horrified inside my soul. Where is the dainty princess I recall from previous times of our acquaintance?. / Shelley: I cannot take looking after...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy and Shelley are sitting at a table drinking wine. Hugo is seated at a table next to theirs.]] / Amy: Hugo, Shelley has invented a new word. "Bus****er!" / Shelley: I did not invent it. I wrote it down in order to get it out of my brain. / Hugo: Yo, I am horrified inside my soul. Where is the dainty...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Ames, I had a dire and desperate dream! / Amy: Make me a little egg and tell me about it. / Shelley: We moved to the country, and then I invited a party of appalling robots to visit from a foreign land! / Amy: Haha! That's funny! / Amy: You see, Shelley, those are precisely the events of the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Ames, I had a dire and desperate dream! / Amy Chilton: Make me a little egg and tell me about it. / Shelley Winters: We moved to the country, and then I invited a party of appalling robots to visit from a foreign land! / Amy Chilton: Haha! That's funny! / Amy Chilton: You see, Shelley,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Outside the Tackleford Bus Terminals]] / <> / Robotanian [[out of panel]]: +++ someone always playing the corporation games +++ / Other Robotanian [[out of panel]]: +++ why is it that they are always changing of the corporation names +++ / Green Robotanian: +++ we built this...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is standing outside the Tackleford bus terminal]] / <> / Robotanian voice 1 (from inside the terminal): +++ someone always playing the corporation games +++ / Robotanian voice 2 (from inside the terminal): +++ why is it that they are always changing of the corporation...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Three hours, Mr. Mayor. Three hours and we're through this robot nightmare. / Mayor James Mayor: Call it acceptance, or growing, or just plain old heavy sedation, but I feel okay about this! / Shelley Winters: You're drooling. / Mayor James Mayor: The Doc fixed me up, Shelley. The great...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At the airport (Gate K67-1)]] / Shelley Winters: Three hours, Mr Mayor. Three hours and we're through this robot nightmare. / Mayor James Mayor: Call it acceptance, or growing, or just plain old heavy sedation, but I feel okay about this! / Shelley Winters: You're drooling. / [[Mayor...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison <> / [[Shelley is writing on the airport restroom walls. The text reads: call 07283-78762. ask 4 rachel 4 french + swedish.]] / [[Tim Jones' drink-dispensing robot enters.]] / Shelley Winters: What are you doing here, skulking in the airport ladies toilet? You should be at the town hall,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is writing a message in pen on a bathroom wall over a hand dryer. A robot arm is reaching toward her from the left.]] / Message Text: "Call 07823-78762 Ask 4 (obscured by pen) 4 French (obscured) Swedish. han" / <> / [[Shelley is standing in the bathroom with Tim's drink vending...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Robots, you are here at last! There is someone who works at town hall who would like to meet you! / Olive Robotanian: +++ what is THIS? +++ / Yellow Robotanian: +++ is scarcely robot at all +++ / Green Robotanian: +++ i have rust on underside better qualifying as artificial intelligence...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley and the drink dispenser robot are at the Gate from which the Robotanians are leaving]] / Shelley: Robots, you are here at last! There is someone who works at town hall who would like to meet you! / [[The Robotanians are surrounding the drink dispensing robot]] / Yellow Robotanian: +++ is scarcely...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Poor robot . . . sniff . . . he just wanted a friend. / Amy: I helped build him. Maybe I can do something. / Amy: I've got to caution you that 95% of his body parts are missing. / Shelley: Cheeky little corncob with a glint in his eye, he just wants choc-o-late, he don't want pie. / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is sitting at a table with Amy. Shelley is holding the head of the late drink dispenser robot]] / Shelley: Poor robot... sniff... He just wanted a friend. / Amy: I helped build him, maybe I can do something. / Amy: I've got to caution you that 95% of his body parts are missing. / Shelley (singing):...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Well Shelley, I couldn't fix the robot. It turns out I have no actual knowledge of robotics. / Shelley: We'll have to take it back to Tim to fix. / Amy: Tim's weird now. He's changed. / Shelley: He sent me a christmas card! / Amy: Shelley, that was a blueprint labelled "(In no way a) Doomseday device-...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy is holding the head of the drink dispenser robot and talking to Shelley]] / Amy: Well Shelley, I couldn't fix the robot. It turns out I have no actual knowledge of robotics. / Shelley: We'll have to take it back to Tim to fix. / Amy: Tim's weird now. He's changed. / Shelley: He sent me a Christmas...
Scary Go Round 20040203 Shelley: Oh her face is pretty and her ass is big, she looks like a model but she smells like a a pig... / Amy: Skating... ice... so thin... / Shelley: I am only kidding. You smell like a posey! / Amy: Why do you always accuse people of being "stinky"? / Shelley: It's my natural defence. Like a bee's...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Why are we visiting Tim, Amy? Remind me please. / Amy Chilton: We should mend some bridges this year, Shel. If Tim's gone mad maybe we can ground him. With, you know, our down to earth worldview. / Shelley Winters: Last time we saw him he was bald, with an eyepatch, shouting in a wheelchair....
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Come through. What a surprise! / Shelley: Keep a safe distance, Ames. Those "hands" could be rubber hook-cosies. / Tim: It's very nice to see you two. I didn't really expect to hear from anyone after Hallowe'en. / Shelley: You were frightful! / Tim: After I got the pox I became increasingly irritable,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Come through. What a surprise! / Shelley: Keep a safe distance, Ames. Those "hands" could be rubber hook-cosies. / Tim: It's very nice to see you two. I didn't really expect to hear from anyone after Hallowe'en. / Shelley: You were frightful! / Tim: After I got the pox I became increasingly irritable,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy Chilton: We were wondering if you could fix that robot you built. / Tim Jones: Wh-wh- what happened here? / Shelley Winters: There was an outbreak of sadness. / Tim Jones: This was months of work! MONTHS! / Amy Chilton: Okay we have to go now! Bye! Lots of love! / Shelley Winters: We made him angry....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Text: BAD RELIGION / {{Chapter Opening for Bad Religion}} / [[Ryan Beckwith's face is attached to a line drawing of a man, dancing over flames.]]
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison BAD RELIGION
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Now we've mended bridges with Tim, let's go and see Ryan. / Shelley: We can't, Ames! / Shelley: His horrible old landlady won't let us in! And since his girlfriend blew up, he never comes out. / Amy: I thought you had a peppy, can-do attitude. / Shelley: I can only do when my personal safety is...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Has she gone, is she going? / Amy Chilton: She's getting into her citroen death-wagon. Let's go. / Shelley Winters: So how are we going to get through to poor Ryan? / Amy Chilton: I figured I'd flash my bum at him through his window. He'll be filled with virile thoughts and that will...
 

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