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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley holds up a dove in a full-page image.]]
/ Dove: 2004
/ Text: The new Scary Go Round Jan 5 2004 http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040104 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Title page. Shelley is holding a dove over her head. Text at the bottom reads: The New Scary Go Round Jan 5 2004]]
/ Dove: 2004 http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040104 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Panel 1: / SFX: Clatter, Crash, Dink /
/ Panel 2: / Amy: Shelley, is Fallon fighting ninjas again? / Shelley: It is the third night in a row. Sneak attacks are making me crabby. /
/ Panel 3: / Amy: At least she isn't beating them with someone's torn off leg tonight. / Shelley: Let's go cower and... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040105 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is sitting up in bed looking worried]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040105 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon is holding two cups of coffee; behind her, three shurikens are nailed deep in the wall]]
/ Fallon: I'm sorry Shelley. I didn't realize when I demolished the shed that I was opening up a doorway to ancient feudal Japan. / [[Fallon and Shelley are sitting at a table]]
/ Shelley: Fallon, you're... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040106 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon is holding two pink teacups. There are three ninja stars stuck in the wall behind her, and the window curtain is askew]]
/ Fallon: I'm sorry Shelley. I didn't realise when I demolished the shed that I was opening up a doorway to ancient feudal Japan. / [[Fallon and Shelley are sitting at a table]]
/ Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040106 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Amy, if you are going to live with me in the new house, you will have to pay rent. You cannot freeload like you do with Fallon. / Amy Chilton: I enriched this place with my fragrant loveliness!
/ Shelley Winters: No. You stank it out with your feet. Which is similar. But not the same. / Shelley... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040107 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy and Shelley are holding boxes]]
/ Shelley: Amy, if you are going to live with me in the new house, you will have to pay rent. You cannot freeload like you do with Fallon. / Amy: I enriched this place with my fragrant loveliness!
/ Shelley: No. You stank it out with your feet. Which is similar. But... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040107 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Huzzah! We are here at last!
/ Amy: Yes. That arduous 20 minute journey that we will never forget, so long as we live. That epoch-making incident with the C-Road, the passing-place and the Volvo Estate. The humanity.
/ Shelley: Listen, so-called friend, there is no need to be sarcastic! This is... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040108 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Amy are standing out front of a house]]
/ Shelley: Huzzah! We are here at last!
/ Amy: Yes. That arduous 20 minute journey that we will never forget, so long as we live.
/ Amy: That epoch-making incident with the C-road, the passing-place and the Volvo Estate.
/ Amy: The humanity. / [[Amy... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040108 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy lounges on the couch. Shelley talks to her through the window.]]
/ Shelley: Gues what I have bought!!
/ Amy: A Newspaper. / [[Shelly presents two chickens.]]
/ Shelley: No, Chickens! We can have a little egg for breakfast every day.
/ Amy: Like Rocky? / [[Outdoors. Amy observes chicken and coop... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040109 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy is lying on the couch while Shelley talks to her through the window]]
/ Shelley: Amy, guess what I have bought!!
/ Amy: A newspaper. / [[Shelley is holding up two birdcages, each containing a chicken.]]
/ Shelley: No, chickens! We can have a little egg for breakfast every day.
/ Amy: Like Rocky? / [[One... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040109 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: What are you going to do today, Amy?
/ Amy Chilton: Can I have a lift? I'm going to beg the art school to let me back in. / Amy Chilton: The drudgery of my Christmas job crushed my fragile spirit. Education will stave off my descent into madness for another few years. / Shelley Winters:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040112 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is reading a newspaper while Amy eats an egg]]
/ Shelley: What are you going to do today Amy?
/ Amy: Can I have a lift? I'm going to beg the Art School to let me back in. / [[Amy is holding up a sweater/coat]]
/ Amy: The drudgery of my Christmas job crushed my fragile spirit.
/ Amy: Education... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040112 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mayor: Shelley, did you arrange the visit from our twin town in Mauritania this week? / Shelley: No, Mr Mayor, I organised a visit from our twin town in Robotania, as you asked last month. / Mayor: Robotania? I very clearly said Mauritania. / Shelley: Far be it from me to question your mayoral authority,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040113 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[The mayor has a pipe in his mouth and is looking at a book. Shelley is sitting at a desk using a laptop]]
/ Mayor: Shelley, did you arrange the visit from our twin town in Mauritania this week?
/ Shelley: No, Mr. Mayor, I organised a visit from our twin town in Robotania, as you asked last month.
/ Mayor:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040113 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mayor: Shelley, what can you tell us about Robotania? Who is it, where, and why? / Shelley: When the Soviet Union dissolved, the robots built during their Cold War campaign were given their own small country in the Khrebet Cherskogo. Think of it as a robot mountain kingdom of doom, if that helps. / Mayor:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040114 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mayor: Shelley, what can you tell us about Robotania? Who is it, where, and why? / Shelley: When the Soviet Union dissolved, the robots built during their Cold War campaign were given their own small country in the Khrebet Cherskogo. Think of it as a Robot Mountain Kingdom of Doom, if that helps. / [[Powerpoint... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040114 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon, Shelley, and Amy are at a bar.]] Fallon: Shelley, you look terrible! / Shelley: I had a really really bad day at work. I accidentally arranged a visit to the town for a party of Cold War killing machines from the former USSR. / Amy: You think that's bad? I had to totally grovel with my professor... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040115 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon, Shelley, and Amy are sitting in a restaurant drinking wine. Two men are standing off to the side]]
/ Fallon: Shelley, you look terrible!
/ Shelley: I had a really bad day at work.
/ Shelley: I accidently arranged a visit to the town for a party of Cold War killing machines from the former USSR. / [[Amy... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040115 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[A large Robotanian aeroplane comes into land.]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040116 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[A large aeroplane is in the sky]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040116 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Fallon omigod omigod the Robotanians just landed and we're having an international incident!
/ Fallon Young: Already? / Fallon Young: They've only just touched the ground? You're even better at this than me.
/ Shelley Winters: I need practical advice, not cheeky commentary! / Fallon... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040119 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is standing at a window pulling her hair and talking on the phone. Explosions can be seen outside]]
/ Shelley: Fallon omigod omigod the Robotanians just landed and we're having an international incident!
/ Fallon (over the phone): Already? / [[Fallon is on the phone in her home]]
/ Fallon: They've... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040119 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Robotanian: +++ greetings citizens of Tackleford from Robotic People's Republic of Robotania +++ +++Your runway requires extension by 2100m +++ +++To be less feeble and carbon based +++
/ Fallon Young: Do you know what I see when I watch this, Shelley? A brave girl. You were a very, very brave girl. / Shelley... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040120 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Fallon are watching Shelley and the Mayor greeting the Robotanians on TV]]
/ Robotanian (on TV): +++ greetings citizens of Tackleford from Robotic People's Republic of Robotania +++
/ Robotanian (on TV): +++ Your runway requires extension by 2100m +++
/ Robotanian (on TV): +++ To be less feeble... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040120 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Mr. Mayor! You cannot hide in your office all day.
/ Mayor James Mayor: I can't face the soulless automatons, Shelley. / Mayor James Mayor: They wouldn't fit into the hotel you booked them into, so I sent them to the bus terminal. It was the only thing I could think of to do! / Shelley... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040121 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is forcing her way into the Mayor's office. The Mayor is tring t o block the door]]
/ Shelley: Mr. Mayor! You cannot hide in your office all day.
/ Mayor: I can't face the soulless automatons, Shelley. / [[Shelley is in the office and the Mayor is sitting on the floor]]
/ Mayor: They wouldn't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040121 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Sorry about your night in the bus terminal
/ Green Robotanian: +++ is fine. rivals best bordellos in mechacropolis 4. +++ / Shelley Winters: I b-b-b- beg your pardon?
/ Green Robotanian: +++ entire Robotanian dignitary corps have 'good time' on 784 to Coward Cross +++
/ Yellow Robotanian:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040122 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is talking to the green Robotanian dignitary at the bus terminal]]
/ Shelley: Sorry about your night in the bus terminal.
/ Green Robotanian: +++ is fine, rivals best bordellos in mechacropolis 4. +++ / [[Shelley is talking to the green and yellow Robotanians]]
/ Shelley: I b-b-b-beg your pardon?
/ Green... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040122 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Hugo, Shelley has invented a new word. "Busfucker!"
/ Shelley: I did not invent it. I wrote it down in order to get it out of my brain
/ Hugo: Yo, I am horrified inside my soul. Where is the dainty princess I recall from previous times of our acquaintance?. / Shelley: I cannot take looking after... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040123 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy and Shelley are sitting at a table drinking wine. Hugo is seated at a table next to theirs.]]
/ Amy: Hugo, Shelley has invented a new word. "Bus****er!"
/ Shelley: I did not invent it. I wrote it down in order to get it out of my brain.
/ Hugo: Yo, I am horrified inside my soul. Where is the dainty... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040123 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Ames, I had a dire and desperate dream!
/ Amy: Make me a little egg and tell me about it. / Shelley: We moved to the country, and then I invited a party of appalling robots to visit from a foreign land!
/ Amy: Haha! That's funny! / Amy: You see, Shelley, those are precisely the events of the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040125 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Ames, I had a dire and desperate dream!
/ Amy Chilton: Make me a little egg and tell me about it. / Shelley Winters: We moved to the country, and then I invited a party of appalling robots to visit from a foreign land!
/ Amy Chilton: Haha! That's funny! / Amy Chilton: You see, Shelley,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040125 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Outside the Tackleford Bus Terminals]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040126 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is standing outside the Tackleford bus terminal]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040126 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Three hours, Mr. Mayor. Three hours and we're through this robot nightmare. / Mayor James Mayor: Call it acceptance, or growing, or just plain old heavy sedation, but I feel okay about this!
/ Shelley Winters: You're drooling. / Mayor James Mayor: The Doc fixed me up, Shelley. The great... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040127 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the airport (Gate K67-1)]] / Shelley Winters: Three hours, Mr Mayor. Three hours and we're through this robot nightmare. / Mayor James Mayor: Call it acceptance, or growing, or just plain old heavy sedation, but I feel okay about this! / Shelley Winters: You're drooling. / [[Mayor... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040127 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040128 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is writing a message in pen on a bathroom wall over a hand dryer. A robot arm is reaching toward her from the left.]]
/ Message Text: "Call 07823-78762 Ask 4 (obscured by pen) 4 French (obscured) Swedish. han"
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040128 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Robots, you are here at last! There is someone who works at town hall who would like to meet you! / Olive Robotanian: +++ what is THIS? +++
/ Yellow Robotanian: +++ is scarcely robot at all +++
/ Green Robotanian: +++ i have rust on underside better qualifying as artificial intelligence... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040129 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and the drink dispenser robot are at the Gate from which the Robotanians are leaving]]
/ Shelley: Robots, you are here at last! There is someone who works at town hall who would like to meet you! / [[The Robotanians are surrounding the drink dispensing robot]]
/ Yellow Robotanian: +++ is scarcely... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040129 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Poor robot . . . sniff . . . he just wanted a friend.
/ Amy: I helped build him. Maybe I can do something. / Amy: I've got to caution you that 95% of his body parts are missing.
/ Shelley: Cheeky little corncob with a glint in his eye, he just wants choc-o-late, he don't want pie. / Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040130 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is sitting at a table with Amy. Shelley is holding the head of the late drink dispenser robot]]
/ Shelley: Poor robot... sniff... He just wanted a friend.
/ Amy: I helped build him, maybe I can do something. / Amy: I've got to caution you that 95% of his body parts are missing.
/ Shelley (singing):... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040130 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Well Shelley, I couldn't fix the robot. It turns out I have no actual knowledge of robotics.
/ Shelley: We'll have to take it back to Tim to fix. / Amy: Tim's weird now. He's changed.
/ Shelley: He sent me a christmas card! / Amy: Shelley, that was a blueprint labelled "(In no way a) Doomseday device-... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040202 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy is holding the head of the drink dispenser robot and talking to Shelley]]
/ Amy: Well Shelley, I couldn't fix the robot. It turns out I have no actual knowledge of robotics.
/ Shelley: We'll have to take it back to Tim to fix. / Amy: Tim's weird now. He's changed.
/ Shelley: He sent me a Christmas... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040202 |
| Scary Go Round 20040203 | Shelley: Oh her face is pretty and her ass is big, she looks like a model but she smells like a a pig...
/ Amy: Skating... ice... so thin... / Shelley: I am only kidding. You smell like a posey!
/ Amy: Why do you always accuse people of being "stinky"? / Shelley: It's my natural defence. Like a bee's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040203 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Why are we visiting Tim, Amy? Remind me please.
/ Amy Chilton: We should mend some bridges this year, Shel. If Tim's gone mad maybe we can ground him. With, you know, our down to earth worldview. / Shelley Winters: Last time we saw him he was bald, with an eyepatch, shouting in a wheelchair.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040204 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: Come through. What a surprise!
/ Shelley: Keep a safe distance, Ames. Those "hands" could be rubber hook-cosies. / Tim: It's very nice to see you two. I didn't really expect to hear from anyone after Hallowe'en.
/ Shelley: You were frightful! / Tim: After I got the pox I became increasingly irritable,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040205 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: Come through. What a surprise!
/ Shelley: Keep a safe distance, Ames. Those "hands" could be rubber hook-cosies. / Tim: It's very nice to see you two. I didn't really expect to hear from anyone after Hallowe'en.
/ Shelley: You were frightful! / Tim: After I got the pox I became increasingly irritable,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040205 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy Chilton: We were wondering if you could fix that robot you built.
/ Tim Jones: Wh-wh- what happened here?
/ Shelley Winters: There was an outbreak of sadness. / Tim Jones: This was months of work! MONTHS!
/ Amy Chilton: Okay we have to go now! Bye! Lots of love! / Shelley Winters: We made him angry.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040206 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Text: BAD RELIGION
/ {{Chapter Opening for Bad Religion}}
/ [[Ryan Beckwith's face is attached to a line drawing of a man, dancing over flames.]] http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040208 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | BAD RELIGION http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040208 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Now we've mended bridges with Tim, let's go and see Ryan.
/ Shelley: We can't, Ames! / Shelley: His horrible old landlady won't let us in! And since his girlfriend blew up, he never comes out.
/ Amy: I thought you had a peppy, can-do attitude. / Shelley: I can only do when my personal safety is... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040209 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Has she gone, is she going?
/ Amy Chilton: She's getting into her citroen death-wagon. Let's go.
/ Shelley Winters: So how are we going to get through to poor Ryan? / Amy Chilton: I figured I'd flash my bum at him through his window. He'll be filled with virile thoughts and that will... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040210 |
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