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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Amy, Ryan drew the curtains on your bare behind. / Amy: This has A. Never happened before and B. Gets him crossed out of my address book. / Amy: I suppose we had better knock on the door. / Shelley: Knocking on the door! The classic plan B! It's wild and crazy and maverick but woo! It might...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Amy, Ryan drew the curtains on your bare behind. / Amy Chilton: This has A. never happened before and B. gets him crossed out of my address book. / Amy Chilton: I suppose we had better knock on the door. / Shelley Winters: Knocking on the door! The classic plan B! It's wild and crazy...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: You two have to go. I'm tryin' to live a good life now, not carousin' and associatin' with godless types. / Shelley Winters: What? / Amy Chilton: Ryan, we're your best friends. / Ryan Beckwith: No, you see, I had this explained to me and just bein' around you loose ladies condemns me to...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: I have to keep readin' the Bible and helping out at church and maybe I won't get burned eternally you know. Or poked by a demond with his spear thing. / Shelley Winters: This is nonsense, Ryan! Let's have a look in... what's this... "The Good Boy's Bible". / [[Shelley is reading a page...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim Jones: Lay it in front of me ladies, how bad is this Ryan situation. Is it 'burning an omelette' bad, 'stubbing your toe' bad, or 'losing your pelvis at poker' bad? / Shelley Winters: Pelvis bad? / Amy Chilton: Pelvis bad. / Shelley Winters: At first I thought he'd gone bible-crazy, but now I think...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy Chilton: So what do you think, Timbo? Shall we go and drag Ryan out of the hell his life has become? Maybe slap him around a bit so he sees sense? / Shelley Winters: Shock and awe! Shock, awe, and slaps! / Tim Jones: I know you mean well, but I think this needs a more ingenious approach than any...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: So what do you think, Timbo? Shall we go and drag Ryan out of the hell his life has become? Maybe slap him around a bit so he sees sense? / Shelley: Shock and awe! Shock, awe and slaps! / Tim: I know you mean well, but I think this needs a more ingenious approach than any of us can manage. / Shelley:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mrs. Birch: Ryan, have you completed your wickedness preventing activities? / Ryan Beckwith: Yeah, I beat down the devil pretty good, Mrs. Birch. I imagine he's pretty upset about how much I moved that medicine ball. / Mrs. Birch: I need you to pick up some items from Ivy Tanner. Do not let your eyes...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Come on Friend Bat. You're my only old friend left who doesn't lead me into the dangerous web of sin. I mean, that's mainly due to limited manoeuverbaility, but there's nothin' sinful about technicalities. / Ryan Beckwith: I sure am glad to be free of my evil ways, like smokin' and booze...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon Young is sitting outside on some steps, dressed as Annie Pounder. She is crying.]] / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Sniffle. Sob. A-hub. A-Hub. A-hub. / Ryan Beckwith: Damn, look at that lady over there all cryin'. She sort of reminds me of Natalie. Just kind of less stylish and not so dead. / Ryan...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Hugo Rodriguez: So this fragile creature has been the victim of a cruel hoax? / Ryan Beckwith: Some internet man told her he was going to marry her then left her on the town hall steps cryin'. I didn't know where to take her. / Hugo Rodriguez: I am happy to assist, so long as you keep your chupacabra away...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Do you feel better now? I find eating some food can be helpful... sometimes. / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Sort of. / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Before, I wanted to dash my body off a cliff onto the rocks. Now I think I would prefer to lie down by the side of the road and be eaten by...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Good afternoon, Mrs Tinsley, I've got a list here from Mrs Birch. / Mrs Tinsley: Young Mr Beckwith! And who are you, my dear? / Fallon: I'm Annie Pounder. I work in the shipping office at Storith's shoes of Spofforth-on-Tackle. / Ryan: Annie's got some troubles in her life. I was just sayin'...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mrs Tinsley: Hollow cheeks... / Annie: Ow! / [[pinches Annie's cheek]] / [[Annie's shirt: Keighly]] / Mrs Tinsley: But feel that fetlock! / Annie: Hey! / Mrs Tinsley: You'll be quite a hit at our "No-Touching Social" on Thursday. / Annie: I think I'm going home now. Thank you very much for taking an interest,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Hey, Annie, wait up, wait up! / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Did your friend forget to point out a few more of my failings? I get the message. I'm a lonely spinster. So I've only ever held hands once and it was by accident. So what? / Ryan Beckwith: Don't mind Ivy. She's had a tough life....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mrs. Birch: It has come to my attention that you have taken a waif girl under your wing. I hope this will not distract you from the business of being good. / Ryan Beckwith: Oh no, Mrs. Birch. Once you explained to me that it was my lustful thoughts that lead to Natalie bein' blown up, I know what's...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Good evenin' Annie, you look real nice. / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: I don't... have a lot of clothes for... this sort of thing. I don't go to a lot of... parties. / Ryan Beckwith: We have get togethers all the time at St. Darren's! I was given this cummerbund so I could always look my...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: There are an awful lot of pregnant ladies here, Ryan. / Ryan Beckwith: They say St. Darren's has the highest number of immaculate conceptions in church history. / Ryan Beckwith: Come on, you should meet Wayne! He's our preacher, but he's also... well, I'll let him tell you!...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Do you believe all the things Wayne says? About burning in Hell for enjoying a chocolate eclair too much? / Ryan Beckwith: Well as I understand it, the Devil is always temptin' us, and we gots to resist! Let's go to Hugo's, he does a crazy good burger with insane dressings. / Ryan...
Scary Go Round 20040305 Hugo: Do not take Hugo Rodriguez for the idiot. Unlike Ryan, I did not think Superman was a movie about two dudes living coincidentally similar lives. / Annie / Fallon: What? / Hugo: You are that Fallon Young lady. Wearing a tent of velour cannot disguise your catlike way. / [[Blackboard: Crazy good burger...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Ryan is taking a long time in the toilet. / Hugo Rodriguez: Our religious friend desperately tries to reconcile the signals that his brain provides. / Hugo Rodriguez: On the one hand, he has his shy, meek new friend "Annie Pounder". Yet he is haunted by visions of handmade...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: That was a real upliftin' service today, Wayne. / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: I liked the story of how you resurrected yourself to become our new Lord and Saviour. Wayne be praised. / Wayne: Much respect to my little brother Jesus for rolling away the stone, but only I could have headbutted...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Wayne: I've summoned you younger members of the flock together because I'm putting together a mission to spread my word to the godless territory of the Isle of Wight. So who's in? / Roy: Is it true that the islanders have a primitive religion based on tea rooms and sailboats? / Ryan Beckwith (inner monologue):...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon Young, disguised as Annie Pounder, is standing outside the van for Wayne's mission to the Isle of Wight. She looks confused, and Roy hands her a note.]] / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Where's Ryan? Aren't we picking him up? / Roy: He asked me to give you this note, Annie. / [[Ryan has written...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon Young, disguised as Annie Pounder, is standing outside the van for Wayne's mission to the Isle of Wight. She looks confused, and Roy hands her a note.]] / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Where's Ryan? Aren't we picking him up? / Roy: He asked me to give you this note, Annie. / [[Ryan has written...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Hugo, can I stay in the flat above the shop for a while? I gave up the religious life as a bad job. / Hugo Rodriguez: Powerful news, friend! You are welcome to stay, so long as your actions do not cultivate rats. Can we put your recovery down to the good actions of Fallon Young? / Ryan...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Ooh, me back! I maxi-cuss the mini-bus. / Roy: Annie! / Wayne: A long drive like that is a test for the soul. Rest your bones in the waiting room here while I... ...get ferry tickets to the Isle of Wight. / Percy: Two of them? That's all you could manage? You disappoint me,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Faster Hugo! Fallon could be in trouble. I mean she probably is, Wayne seems like he could be kind of an animal. Faster means make the number on the speedometer go up to a higher number. / Hugo Rodriguez: Ryan, you overestimate the awesome powers of Ronny B's van. / Hugo Rodriguez: Yes,...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ivy (on the phone): So did you make the exchange? / Wayne: Sure. I reckon I'll hang around Portsmouth for a week or so, see the sights, maybe go to- / Ivy: Listen... Listen, you palsied bedwetter, you will come home immediately, or I'll give you the slippering of your life. / Wayne: I don't have to...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison <> / Fallon Young: Wayne, for someone who wastes a lot of time flapping his jaw about being good... ...you're a pretty bad boy. And now you've gone and chosen the hard way over the easy way like they all do. Oh horrible hard way! / Fallon Young: Impregnating...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon is beating and holding onto Wayne, who is bloodied and has a black eye]] / Roy: L-l-leave the lady alone, Wayne. I w-w-want my money back or... else. / Fallon: Don't be a hero, Roy! You're physically and mentally incapable of it! It's probably genetic! / [[Wayne wipes the blood from his nose...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Roy: L-l-leave the the lady alone, Wayne. I w-w-want my money back or... else. / Fallon Young: Don't be a hero, Roy! You're physically and mentally incapable of it! It's probably genetic! / Roy: URK / Wayne: Now then, lady, it looks like you have a choice. Either you let me go, or little Roy here stops...
Scary Go Round 20040322 [[On the dock, Fallon is facing off with Wayne, who is holding Roy hostage. Behind them, Hugo and Ryan are speeding towards them in the white van]] / Van radio: Well I've been runnin down the road tryin' to loosen my load, I got seven women on my mind / [[The white van swerves, leaving skidmarks, and...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon Young is facing off against Wayne, who is holding Roy hostage. Hugo and Ryan are driving Ronny B's van on a collision course.]] / [[Coming from Ronny B's van, The Eagle's Take it Easy is playing: Well I've been runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load, I got seven women on my mind]] / [[The...
Scary Go Round 20040322 [[On the dock, Fallon is facing off with Wayne, who is holding Roy hostage. Behind them, Hugo and Ryan are speeding towards them in the white van]] / Van radio: Well I've been runnin down the road tryin' to loosen my load, I got seven women on my mind / [[The white van swerves, leaving skidmarks, and...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Huge and Ryan are trapped underwater in a white van, sinking further down]] / Ryan: Hugo, we're going to die! And not fighting alien invaders ( like we planned ). / Hugo: It is not our time, friend. Roll the windows down as action movies teach us to do. / [[Fallon is swimming down towards the van]] / Hugo:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Hugo, we're going to die! And not fighting alien invaders (like we planned). / Hugo: It is not our time, friend. Roll the windows down as action movies teach us to do. / Hugo: Ah now, wait, Ronny B took the handles off to make it more "Internally Aerodynamic". Damn it all yo, you could not shut...
 

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