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Scary Go Round 20040324 [[Ryan and Hugo are lounging on some steps near the dock; a cat watches them]] / Ryan: Are we dead, Hugo? / Hugo: Dogg, I believe we were saved by a beautiful sexual mermaid. She was gifted at swimming and making Hugo's heart flutter like winged bird or other flappin' item. / [[Fallon is lying on a...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Are we dead, Hugo? / Hugo Rodriguez: Dogg, I believe we were saved by a beautiful sexual mermaid. She was gifted at swimming and making Hugo's heart flutter like winged bird or other flappin' item. / Fallon Young: Roy, what happened to Wayne? Where did he go? / Roy: He robbed a jetski and...
Scary Go Round 20040324 [[Ryan and Hugo are lounging on some steps near the dock; a cat watches them]] / Ryan: Are we dead, Hugo? / Hugo: Dogg, I believe we were saved by a beautiful sexual mermaid. She was gifted at swimming and making Hugo's heart flutter like winged bird or other flappin' item. / [[Fallon is lying on a...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon sits on the ground by a cinderblock wall; Ryan kneels near her]] / Fallon: Ryan, I screw-ew-ewed up again. / Ryan: No, Fallon, no! You're a smart and capable lady, doin' her very best. / [[Fallon stands and puts her hand on Hugo's shoulder]] / Hugo: Hugo has 70, take it. A man can live like...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon Young: Ryan, I screw-ew-ewed up again. / Ryan Beckwith: No, Fallon, no! You're a smart and capable lady, doin' her very best. / Hugo Rodriguez: Hugo has 70 pounds, take it. A man can live a king for a week on the Isle of Wight with that kind of dough. / Fallon Young: Come with us Hugo, come on...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Maud: What a disaster. Police are crawling all over the church, and if we hadn't feigned senility we'd be up before the beak, preparing to do bird. / Mrs. Birch: Stop moaning, Maud. Go and get the cards from under the stairs, we'll have a few hand of gin rummy and work out our next move. / Maud: I don't...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Maud: What a disaster. Police are crawling all over the church, and if we hadn't feigned senility we'd be up before the beak, preparing to do bird. / <> / Birchy: Stop moaning, Maud. Go and get the cards from under the stairs, we'll have a few hands of gin rummy and work out our...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{Beginning of Chapter 12, Isle of Wight.}} / [[Fallon Young is holding a drink.]] / [[Text reads: A Tale of the Isle of Wight. That marvelous land mass to the south of England, a seaside idyll rich in hopes, dreams and the constituent parts (of hopes and dreams).]]
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon is holding a snow-cone up to her mouth]] / A Tale of the Isle of Wight / That marvelous land mass to the south of England, a seaside idyll rich in hopes, dreams and the constituent parts (of hopes and dreams).
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is asleep on her bed, her cell phone on the nightstand]] / Shelley: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ / Cell phone: Deedle beep! / [[Shelley holds the cell phone above her head and looks at it sleepily]] / Cell phone (text message): Shelley, pls fedex clothes to Royal Devon hotel, Ryde, Isle of wight. Am...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is asleep on her bed]] / Deedle Beep! / [[Shelley picks it up, and reads the text message]] / Text message: Shelley, pls fedex clothes to Royal Devon hotel, Ryde, Isle of wight. Am covered in kelp FALLON XXX / [[Shelley is again asleep]] / Shelley (In head): Well, how...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is asleep on her bed, her cell phone on the nightstand]] / Shelley: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ / Cell phone: Deedle beep! / [[Shelley holds the cell phone above her head and looks at it sleepily]] / Cell phone (text message): Shelley, pls fedex clothes to Royal Devon hotel, Ryde, Isle of wight. Am...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Hugo and Ryan are sitting at a hotel breakfast table, Fallon is walking over.]] / Ryan: Listen, OK? "Woh-oh what a feelin', I'm dancin' on the ceiling." The guy is defyin' gravity but still no one says, "He'd make a good president of the USA." / Hugo: Fallon, you understand, you'll help Lionel...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Hugo is sitting, Fallon is standing behind his chair]] / Fallon: You look very relaxed, Hugo. / Hugo: Fallon, my holiday hat is keeping a lid on a volcano of vexation over the distruction of Ronny B's van. The magma of a thousand worries. / [Fallon sit in a chair opposite Hugo, Hugo leans forward...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan, Hugo and Fallon are on a street corner. Hugo and Ryan are reading a sign which says, "Wanted Dead or Alive, Isle of Wight devil bear REWARD: 1 Van. Fallon is on the phone]] / Fallon: Shelley, have a look on google for "devil bears." Do they bite? Can you catch scabs off one? [[pause]]...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[A man is sitting behind a desk. Fallon is lying on his couch watching him]] / Man: The Devil Bear, eh? I never thought I'd see anyone go for that prize again. It belonged to the late Jimi Hendrix, part of his entourage in the 1960's / [[Fallon is now standing next to the desk, Ryan is standing...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison MAN: The devil bear, eh? I never thought I'd see anyone go for that prize again. / MAN: It belonged to the late Jimi Hendrix, part of his entourage in the 1960s. / MAN: Legend has it, he brought it here during the 1970 Isle of Wight Festival, but it ran away during his incendiary rendition of "Voodoo...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Ryan are standing in a field next to an overturned milk truck]] / Fallon: If we're going to trap the devil bear, we need a milk float. / Ryan: Fallon, we shouldn't steal a dead man's milk float. It's disrespectful. / [[Fallon is climbing up on top of the overturned truck]] / Fallon:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan and Fallon are sitting at a picnic table]] / Ryan: Man, this is the best holiday ever. No one ever got me a kaleidoscope before. We aren't going to kill this bear are we? / Fallon: no, no. You act as a milkman and tease it out in your float, hugo and I will trap it. / [[hugo walks over to...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[1968, Jimi Hendrix is sitting on a chair next to the devil bear]] / Hendrix: Damn it all, bear. It sure is sure is a serene life in rock. Rollin' a number, diggin' some sweet thing's jive. Writing a song maybe. Flippin' the bird at Eric Clapton 'cause he only knows three cords Haw Haw. / [[Hendrix...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan has driven the milk truck into a ditch. the devil bear is attacking from the backseat]] / Ryan: Aaaagh! / devil bear: GRAAAAAAAGGHHHH! / [[Hugo, Fallon, and Ryan are locked in struggle with the devil bear, Fallon has thrown at net over it]] / Hugo: I cannot hold this monster! My Wiry strength...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon, Ryan and Hugo are standing with a short, red-headed man]] / Man: Mr. Rodriguez, Mr. Beckwith, Miss Young, thank you for catching the devil bear. / Hugo: Your gratitude is touching. I believe the reward was a van which I wish to collect with all due speed. Without it I am looking at a...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is running in a park, a giant dinosaur is in the background]] / Shellly: Huf. Puf. Huf. Puf. / [[Shelley stops, and looks behind her. there is a vagrant standing next to her]] / [[Shelley, still confused, looks at the vagrant]] / Shelley: Did you happen to see a green dinosaur-type...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley and Amy are in the kitchen, Amy is pouring cereal]] / Amy: Why are you running around and sweating at 7:30, you sick animal? / Shelley: I am healthy now, sluggish, slothful Amy. The winter was a time for Bacardi Breezers and feasting on dry roasted nuts, but this summer I will dazzle with...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Hello Tim! What are you renting? / Amy Chilton: Is the foreign language section still your favourite for love sharkin'? / Tim Jones: I decided to get into Akira Kurosawa. Which is best - "Dave Samurai and the Big Surprise" or "Bobby Ronin's Mysterious Problem"? / Amy Chilton: I always...
Scary Go Round 20040414 Shelley Winters: Hello Tim! What are you renting? / Amy Chilton: Is the foreign language section still your favourite for love sharkin'? / Tim Jones: I decided to get into Akira Kurosawa. Which is best - "Dave Samurai and the Big Surprise" or "Bobby Ronin's Mysterious Problem"? / Amy Chilton: I always...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: It's nice of you to invite me round for Sunday lunch, Shelly. / Shelly: Well, now you've stopped hiding in your house, shouting and growling, I thought it would be nice. Previously, it would not have been nice. It would have been shouty. And growly. / Shelly: Amy would have liked to have helped,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: So full... of cake... / Shelly: Now you're not sick any more, Tim, I guess you have to go back to work. / Tim: I've been offered two jobs, Shelly. I'm lucky. / Tim: One's a research position at Tackleford University. The other is writing for Canadian humorist and broadcaster, "BatJew." / Shelly: What...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{Guest comic drawn by Sam & Fuzzy's Sam Logan.}} / Shelley Winters: So, Ryan... You're not going to keep bringing your... friend... with you everywhere, right? / Ryan Beckwith: What's wrong with Friend Bat? / Amy Chilton: He's disgusting! / Friend Bat: Rarrr! / Ryan Beckwith: Aw, no he ain't. And he's...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Amy, don't you think it's rather odd that we have so many goblins and other assorted monsters here in Tackleford? / Amy: It's the way the world is, pixie. Every land has its secrets and fantastic creatures! / Amy: Transylvania has vampires, Nepal has its Yeti. A few inter-dimensional portals...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[close-up of a printed piece of paper. It has a picture of some kittens and some ceramic angels]] / Note: TAKE YOUR BEST FRIEND TO WORK DAY!!! FUN!! GOOD FRIENSD WHEN? tomorrow! WHERE? / [[Shelley is holding a piece of paper]] / Shelley: Wha-wha-what?! / [[Shelley looks out the window]] / Shelley: But......
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{This guest comic drawn by Jeffrey J. Rowland}} / [[Panel shows a poster reading: TAKE YOUR BEST FRIEND TO WORK DAY! FUN!! FOOD FRIENSD WHEN? tomorrow! WHERE?]] / Shelley Winters: Wha-wha-what?! / Shelley Winters: But who is my best friend? / Shelley Winters: Hmm... / Shelley Winters: Not a single...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{guest comic string by Jonathan Roseneers of Goats.com fame}} / [[A pink monster (Marty) is announcing a gameshow hosted by a giant beetle (Krakkgar). Shelley and Amy are the contestants]] / Marty: ...From everyone's favorite alternate dimension, it's The Krakkagar Show! Here's your host, the 5th beetle,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{Guest comic by Jon Rosenberg of Goats.}} / Marty: ...From everyone's favorite alternate dimension, it's the Krakkagar show! Here's your host, the 5th beetle, KRAKKAGAR!!! / Krakkagar: Thanks, Marty. How is everyone tonight?! I hope you're ready for another round of GIANT INSECT TRIVIA CHALLENGE!!! Contestants,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Narrator: We join our heroes at the beach . . . / Tim: . . . So I said, according to OUR findings, rocky strength beats pointy-eared skill 99.44% of the time - proving once and for all that the Thing WOULD smack down the Batman! / Shelley: WELL DONE Tim! Ah! MY Spider-sense tells me there's the folks ....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{Guest comic drawn by Mark Inman.}} / [[Text: We join our heroes at the beach...]] / Tim Jones: ...So I said, according to our findings, rocky strength beats pointy-eared skill 99.44% of the time-proving once and for all that the thing would smack down the Batman! / Shelley Winters: Well DONE Tim! Ah!...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{Guest comic drawn by R. Stevens of Diesel Sweeties.}} / Fallon Young: Shelley, my little poppet- what's wrong? / Shelley Winters: I-I-I'm ashamed to say. / [[Shelley remembers laughing at a kitten that tripped and fell.]] <> / Shelley Winters: I was under the influence of donuts! I wasn't my...
 
Julie Keene guest comic Fallon: Shelley, my super spy abilities are supposed to be used for national and international emergencies! I can't spy on Rachel for you! / Shelley: But she is cooking up something NASTY. I can feel it in my bones! / Fallon: You are not old enough to have those kinds of bone feelings! / Shelley: No,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{Guest comic by Aaron Farber of Men in Hats.}} / Amy Chilton: Good morning, Hugo! I was wondering, what is the standard discount for attractive females of questionable morals and little funds? / Hugo Rodriguez: I'm afraid this be falling under store policy. / [[Sign reads: Disclaimer: Feminine wiles...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{Guest comic drawn by Michael Lalonde of Ornery Boy.}} / Amy Chilton: Come on in, don't be shy! I won't bite... YET! / <> / Shelley Winters: HUNH? WHAGH!? / Shelley Winters: Ugh... / Amy Chilton: Tee hee! Quiet, or we'll wake up my flatmate! / [[Shelley drinks a glass of water.]] / <> / Shelley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Isn't this nice? All of us together, staring the demon drink square in the eye. / Fallon Young: It's good to have you back, Tim. / Ryan Beckwith: Did you see his shaved head? He looked vulnerable, like a baby bird. / Tim Jones: I looked ROCK 'ARD. / Fallon Young: A crow could have pecked...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{Title page for the Count My Toes chapter}} / [[Shelley laying on a yellow couch in a black clothing (with green sleeves.) There is a pool of blood under her. The title card has arrows coming out of it pointing to the toes on Shelley's right foot]] / Title card: COUNT MY TOES
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is reclining on a yellow slab. She's wearing black trousers, a black jacket with green sleeves, and black glasses. She's looking down at her bare feet, which have red nail polish on them. A puddle of blood is emerging from under her body and running down onto the floor.]] / Title: Count My...
 

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