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| Scary Go Round 20040324 | [[Ryan and Hugo are lounging on some steps near the dock; a cat watches them]]
/ Ryan: Are we dead, Hugo?
/ Hugo: Dogg, I believe we were saved by a beautiful sexual mermaid. She was gifted at swimming and making Hugo's heart flutter like winged bird or other flappin' item. / [[Fallon is lying on a... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040324 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Are we dead, Hugo?
/ Hugo Rodriguez: Dogg, I believe we were saved by a beautiful sexual mermaid. She was gifted at swimming and making Hugo's heart flutter like winged bird or other flappin' item. / Fallon Young: Roy, what happened to Wayne? Where did he go?
/ Roy: He robbed a jetski and... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040324 |
| Scary Go Round 20040324 | [[Ryan and Hugo are lounging on some steps near the dock; a cat watches them]]
/ Ryan: Are we dead, Hugo?
/ Hugo: Dogg, I believe we were saved by a beautiful sexual mermaid. She was gifted at swimming and making Hugo's heart flutter like winged bird or other flappin' item. / [[Fallon is lying on a... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040324 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon sits on the ground by a cinderblock wall; Ryan kneels near her]]
/ Fallon: Ryan, I screw-ew-ewed up again.
/ Ryan: No, Fallon, no! You're a smart and capable lady, doin' her very best. / [[Fallon stands and puts her hand on Hugo's shoulder]]
/ Hugo: Hugo has £70, take it. A man can live like... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040326 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon Young: Ryan, I screw-ew-ewed up again.
/ Ryan Beckwith: No, Fallon, no! You're a smart and capable lady, doin' her very best. / Hugo Rodriguez: Hugo has 70 pounds, take it. A man can live a king for a week on the Isle of Wight with that kind of dough.
/ Fallon Young: Come with us Hugo, come on... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040326 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Maud: What a disaster. Police are crawling all over the church, and if we hadn't feigned senility we'd be up before the beak, preparing to do bird.
/ Mrs. Birch: Stop moaning, Maud. Go and get the cards from under the stairs, we'll have a few hand of gin rummy and work out our next move. / Maud: I don't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040327 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Maud: What a disaster. Police are crawling all over the church, and if we hadn't feigned senility we'd be up before the beak, preparing to do bird.
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040327 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{Beginning of Chapter 12, Isle of Wight.}}
/ [[Fallon Young is holding a drink.]]
/ [[Text reads: A Tale of the Isle of Wight. That marvelous land mass to the south of England, a seaside idyll rich in hopes, dreams and the constituent parts (of hopes and dreams).]] http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040328 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon is holding a snow-cone up to her mouth]]
/ A Tale of the Isle of Wight
/ That marvelous land mass to the south of England, a seaside idyll rich in hopes, dreams and the constituent parts (of hopes and dreams). http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040328 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is asleep on her bed, her cell phone on the nightstand]]
/ Shelley: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
/ Cell phone: Deedle beep! / [[Shelley holds the cell phone above her head and looks at it sleepily]]
/ Cell phone (text message): Shelley, pls fedex clothes to Royal Devon hotel, Ryde, Isle of wight. Am... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040329 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is asleep on her bed]] / http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040329 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is asleep on her bed, her cell phone on the nightstand]]
/ Shelley: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
/ Cell phone: Deedle beep! / [[Shelley holds the cell phone above her head and looks at it sleepily]]
/ Cell phone (text message): Shelley, pls fedex clothes to Royal Devon hotel, Ryde, Isle of wight. Am... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040329 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Hugo and Ryan are sitting at a hotel breakfast table, Fallon is walking over.]] / Ryan: Listen, OK? "Woh-oh what a feelin', I'm dancin' on the ceiling." The guy is defyin' gravity but still no one says, "He'd make a good president of the USA." / Hugo: Fallon, you understand, you'll help Lionel... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040330 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Hugo is sitting, Fallon is standing behind his chair]] / Fallon: You look very relaxed, Hugo. / Hugo: Fallon, my holiday hat is keeping a lid on a volcano of vexation over the distruction of Ronny B's van. The magma of a thousand worries. / [Fallon sit in a chair opposite Hugo, Hugo leans forward... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040331 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan, Hugo and Fallon are on a street corner. Hugo and Ryan are reading a sign which says, "Wanted Dead or Alive, Isle of Wight devil bear REWARD: 1 Van. Fallon is on the phone]] / Fallon: Shelley, have a look on google for "devil bears." Do they bite? Can you catch scabs off one? [[pause]]... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040401 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[A man is sitting behind a desk. Fallon is lying on his couch watching him]] / Man: The Devil Bear, eh? I never thought I'd see anyone go for that prize again. It belonged to the late Jimi Hendrix, part of his entourage in the 1960's / [[Fallon is now standing next to the desk, Ryan is standing... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040402 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | MAN: The devil bear, eh? I never thought I'd see anyone go for that prize again.
/ MAN: It belonged to the late Jimi Hendrix, part of his entourage in the 1960s. / MAN: Legend has it, he brought it here during the 1970 Isle of Wight Festival, but it ran away during his incendiary rendition of "Voodoo... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040402 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon and Ryan are standing in a field next to an overturned milk truck]] / Fallon: If we're going to trap the devil bear, we need a milk float.
/ Ryan: Fallon, we shouldn't steal a dead man's milk float. It's disrespectful. / [[Fallon is climbing up on top of the overturned truck]] / Fallon:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040405 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan and Fallon are sitting at a picnic table]] / Ryan: Man, this is the best holiday ever. No one ever got me a kaleidoscope before. We aren't going to kill this bear are we?
/ Fallon: no, no. You act as a milkman and tease it out in your float, hugo and I will trap it. / [[hugo walks over to... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040406 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[1968, Jimi Hendrix is sitting on a chair next to the devil bear]] / Hendrix: Damn it all, bear. It sure is sure is a serene life in rock. Rollin' a number, diggin' some sweet thing's jive. Writing a song maybe. Flippin' the bird at Eric Clapton 'cause he only knows three cords Haw Haw. / [[Hendrix... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040407 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan has driven the milk truck into a ditch. the devil bear is attacking from the backseat]] / Ryan: Aaaagh!
/ devil bear: GRAAAAAAAGGHHHH! / [[Hugo, Fallon, and Ryan are locked in struggle with the devil bear, Fallon has thrown at net over it]] / Hugo: I cannot hold this monster! My Wiry strength... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040408 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon, Ryan and Hugo are standing with a short, red-headed man]] / Man: Mr. Rodriguez, Mr. Beckwith, Miss Young, thank you for catching the devil bear.
/ Hugo: Your gratitude is touching. I believe the reward was a van which I wish to collect with all due speed. Without it I am looking at a... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040409 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is running in a park, a giant dinosaur is in the background]] / Shellly: Huf. Puf. Huf. Puf. / [[Shelley stops, and looks behind her. there is a vagrant standing next to her]] / [[Shelley, still confused, looks at the vagrant]] / Shelley: Did you happen to see a green dinosaur-type... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040412 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Amy are in the kitchen, Amy is pouring cereal]] / Amy: Why are you running around and sweating at 7:30, you sick animal?
/ Shelley: I am healthy now, sluggish, slothful Amy. The winter was a time for Bacardi Breezers and feasting on dry roasted nuts, but this summer I will dazzle with... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040413 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Hello Tim! What are you renting?
/ Amy Chilton: Is the foreign language section still your favourite for love sharkin'?
/ Tim Jones: I decided to get into Akira Kurosawa. Which is best - "Dave Samurai and the Big Surprise" or "Bobby Ronin's Mysterious Problem"? / Amy Chilton: I always... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040414 |
| Scary Go Round 20040414 | Shelley Winters: Hello Tim! What are you renting?
/ Amy Chilton: Is the foreign language section still your favourite for love sharkin'?
/ Tim Jones: I decided to get into Akira Kurosawa. Which is best - "Dave Samurai and the Big Surprise" or "Bobby Ronin's Mysterious Problem"? / Amy Chilton: I always... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040414 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: It's nice of you to invite me round for Sunday lunch, Shelly.
/ Shelly: Well, now you've stopped hiding in your house, shouting and growling, I thought it would be nice. Previously, it would not have been nice. It would have been shouty. And growly. / Shelly: Amy would have liked to have helped,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040415 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: So full... of cake...
/ Shelly: Now you're not sick any more, Tim, I guess you have to go back to work.
/ Tim: I've been offered two jobs, Shelly. I'm lucky. / Tim: One's a research position at Tackleford University. The other is writing for Canadian humorist and broadcaster, "BatJew."
/ Shelly: What... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040416 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{Guest comic drawn by Sam & Fuzzy's Sam Logan.}}
/ Shelley Winters: So, Ryan... You're not going to keep bringing your... friend... with you everywhere, right?
/ Ryan Beckwith: What's wrong with Friend Bat?
/ Amy Chilton: He's disgusting!
/ Friend Bat: Rarrr! / Ryan Beckwith: Aw, no he ain't. And he's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040426 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Amy, don't you think it's rather odd that we have so many goblins and other assorted monsters here in Tackleford?
/ Amy: It's the way the world is, pixie. Every land has its secrets and fantastic creatures! / Amy: Transylvania has vampires, Nepal has its Yeti. A few inter-dimensional portals... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040427 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[close-up of a printed piece of paper. It has a picture of some kittens and some ceramic angels]]
/ Note: TAKE YOUR BEST FRIEND TO WORK DAY!!! FUN!! GOOD FRIENSD WHEN? tomorrow! WHERE? / [[Shelley is holding a piece of paper]]
/ Shelley: Wha-wha-what?! / [[Shelley looks out the window]]
/ Shelley: But...... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040428 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{This guest comic drawn by Jeffrey J. Rowland}}
/ [[Panel shows a poster reading: TAKE YOUR BEST FRIEND TO WORK DAY! FUN!! FOOD FRIENSD WHEN? tomorrow! WHERE?]] / Shelley Winters: Wha-wha-what?! / Shelley Winters: But who is my best friend? / Shelley Winters: Hmm... / Shelley Winters: Not a single... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040428 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{guest comic string by Jonathan Roseneers of Goats.com fame}}
/ [[A pink monster (Marty) is announcing a gameshow hosted by a giant beetle (Krakkgar). Shelley and Amy are the contestants]]
/ Marty: ...From everyone's favorite alternate dimension, it's The Krakkagar Show! Here's your host, the 5th beetle,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040429 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{Guest comic by Jon Rosenberg of Goats.}}
/ Marty: ...From everyone's favorite alternate dimension, it's the Krakkagar show! Here's your host, the 5th beetle, KRAKKAGAR!!!
/ Krakkagar: Thanks, Marty. How is everyone tonight?! I hope you're ready for another round of GIANT INSECT TRIVIA CHALLENGE!!! Contestants,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040429 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Narrator: We join our heroes at the beach . . .
/ Tim: . . . So I said, according to OUR findings, rocky strength beats pointy-eared skill 99.44% of the time - proving once and for all that the Thing WOULD smack down the Batman!
/ Shelley: WELL DONE Tim! Ah! MY Spider-sense tells me there's the folks .... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040430 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{Guest comic drawn by Mark Inman.}}
/ [[Text: We join our heroes at the beach...]]
/ Tim Jones: ...So I said, according to our findings, rocky strength beats pointy-eared skill 99.44% of the time-proving once and for all that the thing would smack down the Batman!
/ Shelley Winters: Well DONE Tim! Ah!... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040430 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{Guest comic drawn by R. Stevens of Diesel Sweeties.}}
/ Fallon Young: Shelley, my little poppet- what's wrong?
/ Shelley Winters: I-I-I'm ashamed to say. / [[Shelley remembers laughing at a kitten that tripped and fell.]] < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040503 |
| Julie Keene guest comic | Fallon: Shelley, my super spy abilities are supposed to be used for national and international emergencies! I can't spy on Rachel for you!
/ Shelley: But she is cooking up something NASTY. I can feel it in my bones! / Fallon: You are not old enough to have those kinds of bone feelings!
/ Shelley: No,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040504 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{Guest comic by Aaron Farber of Men in Hats.}}
/ Amy Chilton: Good morning, Hugo! I was wondering, what is the standard discount for attractive females of questionable morals and little funds? / Hugo Rodriguez: I'm afraid this be falling under store policy.
/ [[Sign reads: Disclaimer: Feminine wiles... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040505 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{Guest comic drawn by Michael Lalonde of Ornery Boy.}}
/ Amy Chilton: Come on in, don't be shy! I won't bite... YET! / < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040506 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040507">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040507 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Isn't this nice? All of us together, staring the demon drink square in the eye.
/ Fallon Young: It's good to have you back, Tim. / Ryan Beckwith: Did you see his shaved head? He looked vulnerable, like a baby bird.
/ Tim Jones: I looked ROCK 'ARD.
/ Fallon Young: A crow could have pecked... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040508 |
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