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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Table 12B, it says here, can you see him? / Ryan: There he is, Shelley! / [[Tim standing in front of poster that reads "2002: can you believe your tupping eyes? …the glow in the dark duck."]] / Tim: Well, you see, it provides vital natural light around bodies of water, preventing unsightly "falling...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley and Ryan enter the Science Fair, looking for Tim]] / Shelley: Table 12B, it says here. Can you see him? / Ryan: There he is, Shelley! / [[Tim, standing in front of his table, a tv and poster next to him. The poster reads: "2002: can you believe your tupping eyes? ...the glow in the dark duck."...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Tim, this is the most amazing thing ever. A glow in the dark duck! You're doing so much good for mankind! / Tim: You're very kind. And what's more, you're right! / Tim: Phosphorescent waterfowl will promote tourism in otherwise crummy towns like Corby and Hull. / Shelley: Augh, Corby. / [[Rachel...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At the science fair, Shelley, Ryan and Tim are in front of Tim's table]] / Shelley: Tim, this is the most amazing thing ever. A glow in the dark duck! You're doing so much good for mankind! / Tim: You're very kind. And what's more, you're right! / Tim: Phosphorescent waterfowl will promote tourism in...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: The method you use to make the duck glow in the dark isn't cruel, is it? / Tim: It's an all-natural process. / Rachel: It just looks like an ordinary duck. / Tim: To get the full effect you have to go into the glow in the dark duck viewing booth. / [[Rachel and Tessa enter the duck viewing booth]] / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At the science fair, at Tim's table. Tessa and Rachel are asking Tim questions about his invention]] / Rachel: The method you use to make the duck glow in the dark isn't cruel, is it? / Tim: It's an all-natural process. / Rachel: It just looks like an ordinary duck. / Tim: To get the full effect you...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At the science fair, at Tim's table. Seamus Fogerty approaching Tim]] / Fogerty: Why, if it isn't the man who elevated mediocrity in invention to an art form, Tim Jones. / Tim: Seamus Fogerty. / [[Fogerty looks into the glow in the dark duck viewing booth, while Shelley stands to one side]] / Fogerty:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Seamus: Why, if it isn't the man who elevated mediocrity in invention to an art form, Tim Jones. / Tim: Seamus Fogerty. / Seamus: What have you invented this year, you hopeless idiot? Oh, the glow in the dark duck. How utterly pathetic. / Shelley: I don't think it's pathetic... / Seamus: Why don't...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At the science fair, at Seamus Fogerty's table. Tim is there to see Fogerty's invention]] / Tim: So what have you come up with, Fogerty? / Fogerty: Mr Baker! It cooks fresh bread and makes coffee for you before waking you up in the morning. / Tim: That's- That's- That's- That's / Fogerty: Yes, fecking...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: So what have you come up with, Fogerty? / Seamus: Mr Baker! It cooks fresh bread and makes coffee for you before waking you up in the morning. / Tim: That's - That's - That's - That's / Seamus: Yes, fecking great, I know. / Seamus: Flour goes in here and... / Tim: That's my invention from last year!...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At the science fair. Seamus Fogerty is speaking to another man]] / Fogerty: His idea, Archie? The audacity of the man. / Archie: Mneh. The audacity. / [[Tim is walking back from Fogerty's table. He passes Tessa and Rachel, looking sad]] / [[Back at Tim's table, Tim is speaking with Shelley]] / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round 2002.09.10 Fogerty: His idea, Archie? The audacity of that man. / Archie: Mneh. The audacity. / [[Mr. Baker]] / [[Tim, Tessa, Rachel]] / Shelley: Tim, are you all right? / Tim: Fogerty stole my fresh-bread-and-coffee alarm clock idea from last year and entered it as his own this year! / Tim: I forsaw a whole...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At the science fair. Ryan and Shelley are speaking to Tim]] / Shelley: We're going home now, Tim. Do you want us to help you clear up? / Tim: No, I need some stewing time to get down with my rage. / [[As he leaves, Ryan hands Tim a note]] / Ryan: There's a note here for you. / Tim: Doubtless a mewling...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: We're going home now, Tim. Do you want us to help you clear up? / Tim: No, I need some stewing time to get down with my rage. / Ryan: There's a note here for you. / Tim: Doubtless a mewling climbdown from that wretch, Fogerty. / [[Tim reads the note]] / Tim: The audacity! / Note's contents: Jones,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Midnight, at the science fair. Tim is going to meet Seamus Fogerty]] / Tim: Right Tim, remember the plan: stomach punch, kick in shin, tweak nipple for maximum dispensation of justice. / [[Everything is completely dark now]] / Tim: Where are you, Fogerty? Come and get the special batch of hurts I have...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Right Tim, remember the plan: stomach punch, kick in shin, tweak nipple for maximum dispensation of justice. / [[In a dark room]] Tim: Where are you, Fogerty? Come and get the special batch of hurts I have reserved for you! / Tim: Come on, you coward... is that you... yes it is! I can feel your...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Midnight, at the science fair. Tim lights his lighter, to find that Seamus Fogerty is dead, stabbed in the chest]] / Tim: There, that's... better... Aaah!! / Tim: Think, Tim, think... what would President Jimmy Carter do right now? He'd know what to do. He'd know what to do...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: There, that's better... aaah!! / Tim: Think, Tim, think... What would President Jimmy Carter do right now? He'd know what to do. He'd know what to do...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Outside the science fair. Tim is fleeing from Seamus Fogerty's murder]] / Tim: Running from the scene of the crime is good! It gets you away form it as fast as is humanly possible! Yes! Genius! / [[Tim stops]] / Tim: Tim man, you're covered in blood, Fogerty's dead, it's a frame-up. / [[A spotlight...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Running from the scene of the crime is good! It gets you away from it as fast as is humanly possible! Yes! Genius! / Tim: Tim Man, you're covered in blood. Fogerty's dead. It's a frame-up. / <> / Tim: It's the Old Bill! They've got me bang to rights... assume innocent,...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim is being forced into the back of a van by a dective]] / Dective: Sir, I'm placing you under arrest on suspicion of the murder of Seamus Fogerty. / Tim: You can't arrest me! / Tim: I'm about to give the gift og glow-in-the-dark duck to society. / Dective: The glow-in-the-dark duck? / Dective:That...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Officer: Sir, I'm placing you under arrest on suspicion of the murder of Seamus Fogerty. / Tim: You can't arrest me! / Tim: I'm about to give the gift of the glow-in-the-dark duck to society. / Officer: The glow-in-the-dark duck? / Officer: That would give night workers like me the chance to enjoy the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon, Len, Ryan, Amy and Shelley are at the pub, discussing Tim's predicament]] / Fallon: Tim's trial is on Friday. It looks like he's going down for killing Fogerty. / Len: Our Tim... he wouldn't! / Amy: Tim would strike a man in anger. But only to give him a dead arm. / Len: Not a dead body!! / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon talking to Len]] / Fallon: Tim's trial is on Friday. It lokos like he's going down for killing Fogerty. / Len: Our Tim... He wouldn't! / [[Ryan and Amy talking with Len]] / Amy: Tim would strike a man in anger, but only to give him a dead arm. / Len: Not a dead body!! / [[Ryan, Amy, Len, Fallon...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The group of friends are at the pub, talking about Tim's arrest]] / Shelley: I will tell you exactly who killed Seamus Fogerty and framed Tim- after I have been for a wee-wee, because this is very exciting. / [[As Shelley walks to the restroom, a dark arm reaches around the corner and seizes her]] / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley, Fallon, Amy and some others are gathered]] / Shelley: I will tell you exactly who killed Seamus Fogerty and framed Tim - after I have been for a wee-wee, because this is very exciting. / [[Shelley is grabbed by someone in the shadows]] / Shelley: Hey-mmmmf! / [[Shelley is held from behind...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Dawn breaks bloody over Tackleford / Tackleford Science Fair Part 2
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Dawn Breaks Bloody Over Tackleford / Tackleford Science Fair part 2
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Rachel and Tessa are sitting and having a cup of tea]] / Tessa: Rachel, there have been two related murders this week in Tackleford. You know what this means? / Rachel: Stay indoors. Buy a gun. / Tessa: No, we should investigate for the University paper. / Rachel: Er. No, because we will die. / [[Outside]] / Tessa:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Rachel, there have been two related murders this week in Tackleford. You know what this means? / Rachel: Stay indoors. Buy a gun. / Tessa: No, we should investigate for the university paper. / Rachel: Er, no, because we will die. / Tessa: Nah, we'll bust the case Angela Lansbury style. Despite...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Outside the dective's office building]] / Dective: Well girls, as far as we're concerned the Fogerty and Winters murders are pretty much solved. It was Tim Jones. / Tesaa & Rachel: WHAT? / [[Inside the dective's office]] / Rachel: He was in jail when the second murder happened. / Tessa: Plus, he's pretty...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Officer: Well girls, as far as we're concerned the Fogerty and Winters murders are pretty much solved. It was Tim Jones. / Rachel and Tessa: What? / Rachel: He was in jail when the second murder happened. / Tessa: Plus, he's pretty much a genius... he wouldn't just let himself be caught. / Officer:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim is in his jail cell, talking to his cellmate, who is carving something]] / Tim: So... what are you in for? / Cellmate: They said I killed a guy. But it ain't true. I could still feel his breath on my boot when I was kickin his brains in. / Tim: Ahh... an innocent man like me. So... what's that you're...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: So...what are you in for? / Cellmate: They said I killed a guy. But it ain't true. I could still feel his breath on my boot when I was kickin his brains in. / Tim: Ahh... an innocent man like me. So... what's that you're whittling? / Cellmate: What do you think? It's tuppin' Snoopy, innit? / Tim:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tessa and Rachel have come to see Tim while he in in jail]] / Tim: Tessa, Rachel! What are you doing here? / Tessa: Are you all right, Tim? / Tim: I'm okay. I'm sharing a cell with a great lad. I think he has a gentle soul. / Tessa: We're going to get you off this murder rap. Just tell us what you can. / Tim:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Tessa, Rachel! What are you doing here? / Tessa: Are you all right, Tim? / Tim: I'm okay. I'm sharing a cell with a great lad. I think he has a gentle soul. / Tessa: We're going to get you off this murder rap. Just tell us what you can. / Tim: It's a perfect frame-up! Fogerty steals my invention,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tessa and Rachel are outside of the jail where Tim is being held, waiting for the bus]] / Tessa: I reckon we start our search for Fogerty's killer at his offices. / Rachel: Search for a killer? We aren't searching for a killer! / Rachel: We're looking for clues! Like an idly discarded lace handkerchief!...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: I reckon we start our search for Fogerty's killer at his offices. / Rachel: Search for a killer? We aren't searching for a killer! / Rachel: We're looking for clues! Like an idly discarded lace handkerchief! Searching for killers is dangerous! / Tessa: All right. / Tessa: Put away the piece of...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Outside of Fogerty Labs]] / Tessa: Wow, Fogerty Labs. Tim just has a shed. I wonder why Fogerty was so jealous of him. / Rachel: It's shiny like a bald man's head! / [[On a security camera]] / Tessa: Hello, we're investigating the science fair murders for the Tackleford University Clarion. / Rachel: The...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Wow, Fogerty Labs. Tim just has a shed. I wonder why Fogerty was so jealous of him. / Rachel: It's shiny like a bald man's head! / Tessa: Hello, we're investigating the science fair murders for the Tackleford University Clarion. / Rachel: The ones with the blood and the death! / Fogerty's Business...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Inside of Fogerty Labs]] / Archie: I remeber Fogerty and Tim first went up against each other four years ago. / [[Flashback: Fogerty is speaking to Tim, while Shelley holds Tim back]] / Fogerty: Jones, you fish-faced bedwetter, you're less likely to win than my old mother- and she's rubbish! / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fogerty's Business Partner: I remember Fogerty and Tim first went up against each other four years ago. / Fogerty: Jones, you fish-faced bedwetter, you're less likely to win than my old mother - and she's rubbish! / Shelley: No, Tim! Punching will hurt your poor fist! / Fogerty's Business Partner: Your...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Inside Fogerty Labs]] / Tessa: Rachel... this guy makes a lot of money from Fogerty being dead, doesn't he? / Rachel: Sexy piles of the stuff! / Tessa: And it sounds like Tim upset his plans for LOVE... / <> / Rachel: And all the doors suddenly SLAMMED shut... / [[Tessa is...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Rachel... this guy makes a lot of money from Fogerty being dead, doesn't he? / Rachel: Sexy piles of the stuff! / Tessa: And it sounds like Tim upset his plans for love... / Rachel: And all the doors suddenly slammed shut... / Tessa: Hello, Tackleford Prison? Can I speak to Tim Jones please? No,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim is sitting in his jail cell, speaking to a cellmate]] / Cellmate: Well ain't you a pretty little thing. Like Bo Derek in 'Ten' / Tim: You must have been in here a long time because your pop culture references are WOEFUL. / [[Someone yells from outside]] / Voice: Phone call for you, Jones! / Tim: One...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Prisoner: Well ain't you a pretty little thing, like Bo Derek in 'Ten' / Tim: You must have been in here a long time because your pop culture references are woeful. / Officer: Phone call for you, Jones! / Tim: One of us just got very, very lucky. / Tim: Hello? / Rachel: Tim!WethinkFogerty'sbusinesspartnerdidthemurdersandhelockedusinaroomandhe'llbebackinaseconand- / Rachel/Tessa:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim is in the office where he has taken Tessa and Rachel's call]] / Tim: Tim, if you don't get out of jail and help Tessa and Rachel, they're going to have a much larger, and less attractive surface area. But how to escape? / Tim: Hey, is that the classic tweed cap, a beige topcoat and sportsman's...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Tim, if you don't help Tessa and Rachel, they're going to have a much larger, less attractive surface area, but how to escape? / Tim: Hey, is that the classic tweed cap, a beige topcoat and sportsman's pipe? / Tim: Ah, good afternoon my man. Just decided to take a stroll round the prison as a...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Inside Fogerty Labs. Tessa and Rachel are trying to escape Archie through an airvent. Archie stands below and tries to catch them, shredding Tess'a pant leg]] / <> / Archie: Girls, that airvent leads to the roof! You're doomed! The Doomvisor (tm) predicts a 3.7% chance of your survival. / [[On...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tessa crawling into vent, pant leg being shredded by machine]] / <> / [[FBP looking through visor]] / Fogerty's Business Partner: Girls, that airvent leads to the roof! You're doomed! The Doomvisor TM predicts a 3.7% chance of your survival. / [[Tessa and Rachel on roof, Tessa's right...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tess, Rachel and Archie are on the roof of Fogerty Labs, Archie forcing the girls back with a clawed device. Tim is on the ground, looking up at the scene]] / Archie: Bzzzzzt! Ha ha! Happy death day! / Tessa: Go away! Women find you unattractive and sexually moribund! / Rachel: We hate you! Everyone does!...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[FBP, Tessa, and Rachel on roof of Fogerty Labs. FBP on left, Tessa and Rachel on right. Tim on ground below]] / Fogerty's Business Partner: BZZZZZ! Ha ha! Happy Death Day! / Tessa: Go away! Women find you unattractive and sexually moribund! / Rachel: We hate you! Everyone does! You suck so badly! / Tim:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[On the roof of Fogerty Labs. Archie is struck on the head by the rock Tim has thrown]] / <> / Archie: Guk. / [[Archie teeters on the edge of the roof]] / [[He falls, turned into a mess of blood and bits by his own weapons on the way down. Tessa and Rachel lean over the edge of the building]] / Tessa:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Rock hits Fogerty's Business Partner in the back of the head]]<> / [[Fogerty's Business Partner starts falling off roof]] / [[Fogerty's Business Partner falls to ground, getting shred into pieces]] / Tessa: AUGGH! / Rachel: Damn... that's all the reminder I'll ever need not to run with scisso...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Back on the ground outside the lab]] / Tim: Are you two all right? / Tessa: Well, we've seen all the guts we want to see this week... / Rachel: Guts! / Tim: I have to break back into jail now in order to recieve my official pardon. You never saw me- right? / [[Tim runs away, and Rachel call after him]] / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Are you two all right? / Tessa: Well, we've seen all the guts we want to see this week... / Rachel: Guts! / Tim: I have to break back into jail now in order to receive my official pardon. You never saw me - right? / Rachel: Run, you sweet, beautiful, crazy bastard! / Tessa: Rachel, fashionably flappy...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Outside, Tessa and Rachel are speaking to the dective]] / Rachel: Is your leg cold? / Tessa [[Attempting to pin her shredded pant leg]]: Yes. / Dective: Well girls, if I hadn't seen the evidence with my own eyes, I would never have believed that Archie Stanwyck murdered Shelley Winters and Seamus Fogerty. / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Is your leg cold? / Tessa: Yes. / Detective: Well girls, if I hadn't seen the evidence with my own eyes, I never would have believed that Archie Stanwyck murdered Shelley Winters and Seamus Fogerty. / Rachel: I expect that's because you're so incredible slow witted. / Detective: I beg your pardon? / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Ryan are sitting next to Shelley's grave]] / Ryan: October's here. I still miss her. / Tim: Me too, friend. She was a good girl. / Ryan: When taking an average of personality and ass, nationally she must have been in the top 1%. / Tim: Here's to you, Shelley Winters. / [[FIN]]
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: October's here. I still miss her. / Tim: Me too, friend. She was a good girl. / Ryan: When taking an average of personality and ass, nationally she must have been in the top 1%. / Tim: Here's to you, Shelley Winters.
 

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