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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[People in the street are holding signs: "Things are going to change" "Change is coming" and "Thank The Child"]] / Erin: Hey, watch it, blind boy! / The Boy: Sorry, I was looking at the people on the town hall steps. / Erin: Idiots. "Change is coming". Things are always changing. / Erin: Most people...
February 7, 2005 [[The Boy is walking past a group of protestors holding signs like "Things are going to change, "Change is coming," and "Thank the Child"]] / [[The boy bumps into Erin]] / <> / Erin: Hey, watch it, Blind Boy! / The Boy: Sorry, I was looking at the people on the Town Hall steps. / Erin: Idiots. ...
February 8, 2005 [[The Boy is holding a poster of The Child]] / Tim: Ah, The Boy! How are things in the world of youth? / The Boy: Tim, what's this Child all about? People seem to be getting excited. / [[Riley is reading a book and stting next to a box of nails.]] / Riley: I don't think it's healthy for people to get...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Boy is holding a poster of The Child. Tim has the hatchback of his car open.]] / Tim: Ah, the boy! How are things in the world of youth? / The Boy: Tim, what's this child all about? People seem to be getting excited. / [[Riley is sitting next to the garage, reading a book]] / Riley: I don't think...
February 9, 2005 Fallon: Do you have any Chapstick? / Ryan: I gots like 100 of them, but they hide. Have a look in that drawer. / [[Fallon holds up a pair of underpants]] / Fallon: RYAN! How old are these underpants? / Ryan: Well, I guess they were minted maybe 10 years ago. / Fallon: Why do you still have them? / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Stuart: What I think is that the child is ushering in a new age of wonder. And this will result in faster internets. / Teacher: Excellent points, Stuart. Now here's Erin Winters with the case against the child. / Erin Winters: The Child! A harmless, frail infant. But ask yourself this: If a kitten arrived...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelly: [[Looking through cupboards]] If you want me to make you a cup of tea, you're going to have to tell me where the mugs are. / Ryan: [[Leaning on the counter]] Cups that are entering the bacterial death phase are stuffed down the sides of the sofa cushions. / Ryan: It's kind of a system. / Shelly:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: If you want me to make you a cup of tea, you're going to have to tell me where the mugs are. / Ryan: Cups that are entering the bacterial death phase are stuffed down the side of the sofa cushions. It's kind of a system. / Shelley: Why do you live like this? / Ryan: I'm fightin' crimes and the...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Boy: I can't believe she's over there talking to Milford. / The Boy: He's and intellectual insect. / Milford: What's with that look, The Boy? / Milford: Are you trying to wear a hole in my face... / Milford: With jealousy? / Milford: If you can get your eyes to focus, she asked me to give you a note. / Milford:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Outdoor scene. ERIN and MILFORD are talking as THE BOY broods jealously]] / THE BOY[narrating]: I can't believe she's over there talking to Milford. / He's an intellectual insect. / [[MILFORD approaches THE BOY]] / MILFORD: What's with that look, The Boy? / Are you trying to wear a hole in my face......
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Rioting over The Child. Of note: a man in a red shirt with a large white "C" on it shouting and carrying a sign ("... WILL CHANGE"), a man with a scruffy facial hair hits another man in the face with another sign ("...ATUS QUO FOREVER") <>, an effigy of The Child is hanged by a noose and on fire.] / [[The...
February 16, 2005 The Mayor: Hello, is this Shelley? This is the Mayor. / [[Shelley is on the street, talking on her cell phone]] / Shelley: Hello, Mr Mayor. I didn't think we had anything left to talk about after you sacked me. It was extremely hurtful. / The Mayor: Shelley, you have to come back! People are rioting...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Mayor: [[On the phone, worried]] Hello, is that Shelley? This is the mayor. / Shelley: [[On a cellphone outside, annoyed]] Hello Mr Mayor. I didn't think we had anything left to talk about after you sacked me. / Shelley: It was extremely hurtful. / The Mayor: [[Pulling out his hair]] Shelley, you...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Erin and The Boy are talking, as Lindsey and Sarah spy on them.]] / Lindsey: Doesn't Esther like The Boy? Maybe we should nip Erin Winters in the bud. / Sarah: It's what friends should do. / [[In the girl's bathroom. Erin is washing her hands, and looks less than pleased to see Lindsey arrive.]] / Lindsey:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The girl's bathroom. There's someone crying inside one of the cubicles.]] / Erin: Snurfle sniff sniff sniff. / <> / Esther: Are you alright in there? / [[Esther opens the cubicle door. Erin is sitting on the toilet.]] / Esther: What happened to you? / Erin: Some girls flushed my head in the toilet. / [[Erin...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Bentley Quorn: The current mayor has lost control of civic order! I, Bentley Quorn, offer a safe alternative! A streetlight for every man, woman and child! / Bentley Quorn: Fewer pieces of wood with a nail sticking out of the end! A moratorium on easily thrown debris! / Shelley: Booooo! Yer policies...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Mayor Mayor is gritting his teeth as Shelley Winters attempts to get him to put on his pink shirt.]] / Shelley Winters: Mr Mayor, put your shirt back on, because Shelley Winters has got a scheme. / [[Shelley stands in front of a projected image of a protester. The bespectacled protestor is getting...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley Winters stands in the street, grinning and looking up at a banner hanging across the street between two buildings. The banner reads: "TACKLEFORD CHANGE FESTIVAL March 1st / 'Things are generally going to be okay!'". A black limousine has pulled up besides Shelley.]] / Shelley Winters: It is...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Secret Service Agent: Shelley, we want you to use your gala dinner to eliminate the child problem. / Shelley: Surely you have your own Secret Service murderers! / Secret Service Agent: This child is elusive, and we can't risk his followers rioting. Plus, we're not sure if he's evil or just unsettling...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Secret Service Agent is talking with Shelley Winters. She has her back to him, with her arms folded on her chest. She is looking straight up.]] / Secret Service Agent: Shelley, we want to use your gala dinner to eliminate the Child problem. / Shelley Winters: Surely you have your own Secret Service...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Erin Winters and The Boy are sitting at a lunch table at school.]] / Erin Winters: My sister gave me E200 to find The Child for her stupid dinner at the town hall. / Erin Winters: I'll split it if you help. / The Boy: I'll help. But where do we find him? We don't know where he lives. / Erin Winters:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Boy and Erin are looking down into a hole.]] / The Boy: He's in there all right. He doesn't look very happy. / Erin: Well, would you be happy if you were naked in a hole? / Erin: The only person who's happy to be naked down a hole is an earthworm. / Erin: And we only assume that he's happy. / [[Erin...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is in a red phone booth, talking to MI6. The child waits outside the booth wearing a blue Eggbert hoodie. A panda in a party hat looks solemnly out a nearby window.]] / Shelley: Hello, MI6? I have the child here. Do you want me to use code-words? I can call him "The Little Zamboni." / MI6...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley Winters is in a phone booth making a call. The Child is outside the booth, wearing a blue hoodie. This is outside of a building made of gray brick. Inside the building is a panda. The panda has a party hat, but it does not look happy.]] / Shelley Winters: Hello, MI6? I have The Child here. / Shelley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley Winters, wearing a pink jacket with a fuzzy fringe on the hood, is pushing The Child forward while talking on her cell phone to Mayor Mayor.]] / Shelley Winters: Mr Mayor, The Child isn't going to be coming to the dinner. He... had to go to the dentist. / Mayor Mayor (over the cell phone): What?...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley Winters and The Child are in the red convertible. Shelley has turned and is driving past an empty checkpoint. In the background is mesh fencing.]] / Shelley Winters: Now don't worry, I'm sure where you're going things will be very nice. / Shelley Winters: At the very least it'll be extremely...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley driving, looking up at the sky]] / [[The child looking up, missiles can be seen in rearview mirror]] / [[Shelley's car, missile approaching]] / [[Car exploding, on fire]] / [[Car upside-down, on fire and smoking]] / [[Fallon and Amy in kitchen, Amy scooping ice cream]] / Fallon: You never...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon: You never hear about two ice cream vans crashing, do you? If I had my own ice cream van the chimes would play "don't fear the reaper".
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon: Tristian, what is so important that you'd divert me from delivering the world's largest marshmallow to the Dutch embassy in Hull? / Tristan: It's about your friend Shelley Winters. / Tristian: During the course of a national security operation she was blown up with a heat-seeking missile. / Fallon:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon Young and her supervisor, Tristian, are standing in amongst grassy knolls. In the foreground is crime scene tape. In the background, we see three people dressed in black. There faces are obscured, but they appear to be looking for something. Further back, we see the crime scene tape boundary,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley falls from sky screaming]] / [[Fallon walks dejectedly to giant marshmallow]] / [[Shelly lands on giant marshmallow]] / Shelley: I got hit by a rocket! I went up very high! / Fallon: Shelley, you're alive! My best friend is alive! / Shelley: The air was thin, but the atmosphere was welcoming....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley Winters is somewhere in the sky, falling.]] / [[Fallon Young walks to her car with her hand in her brow, and her glasses in her other hand. In a trailer behind her car is a giant pink marshmallow.]] / [[Behind Fallon, Shelley lands on the marshmallow.]] / [[Fallon pulls Shelley out from...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Child, still wearing the blue Eggbert hoodie, with the hood over his head, approaches his home. He waves. The sky is reddish-orange. The Lady is putting up a sign: "F[obscured]ale / Wokkit & Hemp".]] / The Lady: Ah, so there you are, little fellow. Our work here is done. / [[The Lady pulls down...
Scary Go Round 20050309 [[The Child's father is putting up a sign: "For Sale - Wokkit & Hemp." He sees The Child come and wave.]] / Father: Ah, so there you are, little fellow. Our work here is done. / Father: Good boy, good boy. Come inside and have some soup. / [[The Child has a tray of soup and a carrot. He is sitting in...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon: Shel, do you know what the odds are of first being hit by a missile and catapulted upward? / And then of landing on the world's biggest marshmellow? / Shelley: The odds are low! low like a reality TV star's expectations out of life! / Shelley: But I had help. Ryan loaned me his ancient lucky pants. / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is cleaning the last bits of marshmallow out of her hair, Fallon is preparing to ditch the government car]] / Fallon: Shel, do you know what the odds are of first being hit by a missile and catapulted upward? And then of landing on the world's biggest marshmallow? / Shelley: The odds are low!...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Oh Dear oh dear. / Anarchy is the enemy of architecture. / Amy: I like what you're doing with the city, Shel! / All the ambience of blitz-era London with none of the inconvienient rationing. / Shelley: Amy did you come down here to cuss me out? / I'm not in the mood for your unbridled sass today. / Amy:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: He said it w-wasn't me, it was h-h-him... / Shelley: Amy, you mustn't be too sad about your boy leaving you. / He was just a nude man who liked livin' rent free and doin' it. / Amy: I know, b'but my body is wracked by conflicting, spastic emotions. / Shelley: Well you just hav to wait for things...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: They wouldn't let me become a nun. / Shelley: What? But we did you up super-demure! / As demure as a lady whose body is 100% sin-weapon can be! / What happened? / Amy: The Mother Superior staed hard at me for twenty seconds, then handed me a pamphlet. / The Mother Superior: You may find this establishment...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Why am I such a failure at life? / I'm lower than a drug mule or a mime. / Shelley: I don't like hearing you talk this way, Ames. We should take a trip far away from your romantical misadventures. / Shelley: A holiday fixes up your brains. / It's like being swallowed by a wolf then punching his guts...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: So where are we going? / Shelley: Bulgaria! / Amy: I don't know a thing about Bulgaria. / Shelley: Bulgaria is a country that escaped from the jackboot of communism that you love so well! / Amy: Rats. / Amy: I'm so tired my eyes won't focus. People on TV look like drunk ghosts. / Shelley: Paralytic...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Spring is sprung/the grass is riz / I'm prodding Shelley in the ribs / Shelley: Your half rhyme doesn't qualify you for brutality, terrarist! / Airport yogurt costs L4, I have wounds enough. / Shelley: What kind of yogurt could it be for L4? Milked from the udder of the mighty sky cow? / Amy: Her name...
 

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