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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{Guest comic by Michael Russell of Culture Pulp and coloured by Chris Hanel.}} / Narrator: Ernest Hemingway was once challenged to write a complete short story in six words. He came up with what he declared his finest piece of prose: / Hemingway: "For sale: baby shoes, never used." / Narrator: We...
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy sits at a table, comparing the relative merits of two kinds of cereal]] / Amy: Some cerials are / fun, but other cereals / are digestively useful. / no / cerial is fun and digestively / usefuyl. / Fossilised banana bits / aren't fun. / Tasteless bits / of cocnut are the / opposite of fun. / [[Amy taps on...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Some cereals are fun, but other cereals are digestively useful. No cereal is fun and digestively useful. Fossilised banana bits aren't fun. Tasteless bits of coconut are the opposite of fun. / Amy: Well this isn't like Shelley. {{taps fingers on table}} <> / Amy: Hey red menace!...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Where could Shelley have gone, Fallon? / Fallon: There are so many possibilities, I just don't know... She has a natural affinity for goblins, fairies, brownies, were-men... ...gnomes, feyn-lights... bogey-men... / Fallon: I can punch a man so hard that he farts teeth, but I'm no expert on the wee...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: When does our paranormal investigator get here? / Fallon: Twenty minutes. I'll get us a drink. / Amy: So you're out of the spy life, Fallon? / Fallon. Yes. I resigned. The biggest flounce-out of all time. / Amy: Did you ever think of recruiting me as a spy? / Fallon: Well Amy, when me and all the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy and Fallon are walking down the street]] / Amy: When does our paranormal investigator get here? / Fallon: Twenty minutes. I'll get us a drink. / Amy: So you're out of the spy life, Fallon? / Fallon: Yes. I resigned. The biggest flounce-out of all time. / [[Fallon hands Amy a bottle]] / Amy: Did you...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: And did you ever stop to consider that "Great Balls of Fire" might be an extremely dirty song? / Fallon: Stop it Amy! Save "ruining the Great American Songbook" for your tartget audience of drunks and stumblebums. Where's our supernatural man? He's two hours late. / Des Finnegan: Glumph! / Fallon:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy and Fallon sitting at table, drinking beers, waiting for the supernatural investigator]] / Amy: And did you ever stop to consider that "Great Balls of Fire" might be an extremely dirty song? / Fallon: Stop it, Amy! / Fallon: Save "Ruining the American Songbook" for your target audience of drunks...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Des Finnegan: So ye're lookin' for the wee folk? Well, I can find 'em. No one finds fairies at the bottom of the garden like Des Finnegan does. / Fallon: Our friend's vanished, and she's always getting into trouble with goblins and such, and... / Des Finnegan: Do you want to see a fairy now? Right now,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: When I was a little girl, I thought I had a whale in my tummy. I would blame the whale whenever I did something bad. / Fallon: Really? / Amy: Yes. And it's started talking to me again. / Amy: Its peppy epithets are strongly at odds with what I actually like doing. / Fallon: Lying on your back with...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Amy are sitting on some steps]] / Fallon: So you've finished art school, Ames, what are you going to do next? / Amy: I'll tell you what I'm not doing, sticking around here. I reckon I've crossed every I, dotted every T... ...Cussed every mother funster this town has to offer. / [[Both stand...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan Beckwith and Amy Chilton are packing a box.]] / Ryan Beckwith: It feels weird to be packing Shelley's stuff up. / Amy Chilton: Well, it's either that or leave it for the landlord. / [[Ryan turns to grab some shirts from the closet.]] / Ryan Beckwith: Are you going to do a runner in the night and...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{Comic for 23 June 2005}} / [[Fallon is sitting at a table, reading the paper and smoking a cigarette. Ryan is opening a bill that says FINAL DEMAND, wearing nothing but black briefs. He has a beard.]] / Ryan: Mornin', Hot Stuff / Fallon: I thought when the magic of new love died, it'd be replaced by...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Fallon gave you your cards? Your marching orders? The elbow? / Ryan: All my family heirlooms, man. She chucked me. We had a fight. She was going to take some rmercenary work, I said that didn't match with my desire for a world of peace. / Ryan: Then some upsetting things were said on both sides. / Tim:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Above the clouds! Shelley Kidnapped! Aliens maybe!]] / Shelley: Space... is the place... you can have a tentacle instead of a face. Well, this is what you get for weeks of acting like a jerk-face jerk, Shelley. / Shelley: Kidnapped into space by space aliens. The only question is, what kind? / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is trapped on an alien spaceship, a black robot face proturds from the wall]] / robot face: We meet again, Miss Winters! / Shelley: I recogognise that effeminate lisp... YOU! You're the man who killed me! ARCHIE STANWYCK! / Shelley: I was just trying to have a nice time in my life while accusing...
 
Scary Go Round 20050629 Shelley: How are you still alive, you repulsive little freak? Tim said you were chopped up by scissors of your own design. / Archie Stanwyck (voiceover): Yes, Shelley, yes! I did fall to a sharp demise at the hands of Tim Jones. But my robot hands were programmed to take me home in an emergency. / [[Archie...
Scary Go Round 20050630 Shelley: What do you want with me, Archie? You murdered me once, I think we're even. / Archie: I've been watching you... / [[He holds up a copy of the Tackleford Cormorant with Shelley on the front page. Headline: "OWLS FOR ALL"]] / Shelley: Listen, many boys have been in love with me. They all fell...
Scary Go Round 20050701 Shelley: Give that back! That's my most flattering hoodie! / [[Monkeys are strapping Shelley down.]] / Shelley: Let go of me! Let go! I won't stand for this nonsense! / [[She is strapped to a diagonal table near a huge machine.]] / Archie: Shelley, for me to understand how you came back to life, I must...
Scary Go Round 20050701 Shelley: Give that back! That's my most flattering hoodie! / [[Monkeys are strapping Shelley down.]] / Shelley: Let go of me! Let go! I won't stand for this nonsense! / [[She is strapped to a diagonal table near a huge machine.]] / Archie: Shelley, for me to understand how you came back to life, I must...
Scary Go Round 20050704 [[Shelley's pricked arm has received a bandage, and a monkey hands her a cup of something.]] / Shelley: You only wanted some of my blood, Archie? Couldn't you just have tricked me with a fake blood donor van? / Shelley: After all, that's a sterile, monkey-free environment. / Archie: I can assure you,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Dr Petrescu: Can you read the second bottom line please? / Shelley: J-O-N-E-S-W-I-L-L / Dr Petrescu: And the bottom one? / Shelley: D-I-E-B-A-D-L-Y / Shelley: I'm guessing you made this chart yourself? / Dr Petrescu: You guess... *correctly*. It cheers me up on the dark, faceless nights. / Dr Petrescu:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Malcolm Gladwell says that the bigger his hair gets, the more he gets to be in glossy magazine supplements. / Shelley: Man he's *always* thinkin'. / <> / Dr Petrescu: I have your spectacles, Shelley. How do you like your quarters? / Shelley: They're --oh!-- palatial! / Dr Petrescu:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Gibbous Moon: Hey! Y'all aren't trying to escape, are you? / [[Description box: Model pose 6704-2: Deep, deep thought]] / Shelley: Aw man, are you going to cattle prod me? / Shelley: Make it quick and try to put the mark somewhere inobtrusive. / Gibbous Moon: I was just going to say, these waters are...
Scary Go Round 20050707 [[Shelley standing contemplatively on the beach.]] / Model Pose 6784-2: Deep, Deep Thought / Gibbous Moon: Hey! Y'all aren't trying to escape, are you? / Shelley: Aw man, are you going to cattle prod me? Make it quick and try to put the mark somewhere inobtrusive. / Moon: I was just going to say, these...
Scary Go Round July 8, 2005 Shelley: Day 28 on Armageddon island. Things generally pleasant despite captivity. Monopoly night tonight! / Bentley: Good evening, Shelley. Isn't the sea air bracing? / Shelley: ps Still no sign of armageddon. / Shelley: pps Freckles seem to have stabilised. / Shelley: That voice! I know that voice! Bentley...
Scary Go Round July 11, 2005 Shelley: Of course! The Saddest Wookie Goes America! / Shelley: A screwball comedy featuring intense sadness and... / Shelley: ...Will Ferrell. / Shelley: Act one scene 1. A farmer's market. Profound sense of dismay and- / Lightbulb: POINK / Shelley: No, lightbulb, no! / Lightbulb: squee squee squee...
Scary Go Round 20050712 [[Shelley enters one of the labs, where Archie, Bentley Quorn, and Dr. Petrescu are looking at a fetus-like thing in a liquid cylinder. / Shelley: Hello! What are you doing? / Archie: We're making a hellbeast. Many heads, mneh. Generally bad. You wouldn't like it. / Shelley: I want to see! I can take...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[A spy wearing a snorkel grabs Shelley from behind making sure she can't say a word]] / Spy: Do not move, or make a sound. I represent the Argentinian government. I am here to liberate Armageddon Island. Do exactly as I say if you Wish to live. / [[The spy now holds Shelley's shoulders. Shelley is all...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: I will hide you, Senor Dominguez, but bear in mind that I am a classy girl. / My head cannot be turned by your Latin charms. / Rafael: Yes, I recognize that you are a lady of virtue. / Rafael's Watch: Shelley Winters, Age-- 25, Pet peeves-- smells, bad manners, turn-ons-- the suave. / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round 20050715 [[Shelley is sleeping post-coitally. Rafael Dominguez is up, writing in a notebook. / Rafael (in Spanish): Ah, Shelley. How sweet to be an idiot. Four stars plus a small smiling face. / [[He is dressed again.]] / Rafael: Now to eliminate the League of Enemies with extreme precision. / [[Fallon shoots...
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