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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Natalie: My God, it is 'ot today. 'otter than a whore's mattress on payday.
/ Please tell me zat people are too warm to pass over today.
/ Death: We got a full board, babycakes. Get yer gams over here. / Natalie: Oh my, zis "Fallon Young", she is ze lady zat replaced me in my beau's affection.
/ I do not... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050720 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050721">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050721 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050722">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050722 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050725">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050725 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050726">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050726 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050727">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050727 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050728">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050728 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon looks up at the top of the cliff]]
/ Fallon: Well, I can climb these rocks, cut down trees, make a raft and sail to Armageddon Island... / [[Fallon looks thoughtfully out to sea]]
/ Fallon: Or I can bleed in the water, lure a shark, *punch him*, and ride him to the island. But only one option... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050729 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050801">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050801 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Fallon peek around a corner at a monkey in uniform]]
/ Shelley: You shot a man who was doin' good, Fallon.
/ Fallon: It's not that simple! / [[Shelley helps Fallon up through a trapdoor in the floor]]
/ Fallon: This is espionage!
/ Fallon: The black and white morals of the supermarket checkout... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050802 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050803">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050803 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050804">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050804 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon, Gibbous Moon, and Shelley stand on a loading dock in front of a flying saucer]] / Fallon: Two minutes until the island blows. Shel, do you or Moon know how to fly this thing? / Moon: Our role was mostly wearin' bikinis and glowing in the heat.
/ Shelley: It's the evil fortress way! / Fallon:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050805 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Laundrette heists got us some clothes, but to get a room we need to speak the Lingua Spangla. Why did I put my faith in Esperanto? / Fallon: You look faintly Latin, hoochie malucci.
/ Gibbous Moon: My mother is Puerto Rican. I'm from Oklahoma. This is Portugal. / Fallon: Sounds like someone... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050808 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050809">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050809 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050810">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050810 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050811">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050811 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelly: Poisons! My insides are ruined!
/ Moon: She's in a bad way. We need someone to wire us some money.
/ Fallon: We can't give away where we are. The government will shoot me. / Fallon: Anyway, you drank the water, moon, how come you aren't ill?
/ Moon: I think it has something to do with not putting... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050812 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Riley: What shall we do with the slavering zombie? Can we turn her back into regular Shelley?
/ Zombie Shelley: Graggh! Brains! Let me Brains!
/ Ryan: I ain't doin' voodoo again. I think it invalidates my car insurance. / Tim: Last time she only bit a disreputable businessman on the head. This time... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050815 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: This is the top man, Tackleford's Mr Voodoo, Ian McLean. He played Vegas in the 80's with his "Old-Timey Voodoo Revue".
/ Ian McLean: Yeah! Before the corporations moved in! / Ian McLean: Now, when I put this mask on, I undergo a transformation. If you can't keep your beans together, leave the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050816 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley sick is in bed]]
/ Shelley: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050817 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Moon is talking on a pay phone. Shelley is wearing a hat reading "caminhöes".]]
/ Moon: Daddy, this is Gibby. There was an accident at work, I'm stuck in southern Portugal with no money.
/ Shelley: Tell him about the terrible a-splosions! / Moon: We can pick up money at the airport and escape.
/ Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050818 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050819 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: Well, if this doesn't fix Shel's stomach, I'm resorting to leeches. "This mangrove swamp has a pungency problem, Fallon". / Fallon: Where is she? Shelley? Moon? / [[Government man in a top hat injects poison gas into the room, Prisoner-style]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050822 |
| August 23, 2005 | [[Erin and Shelley are at home, and Erin is on the phone]]
/ Erin: You what? You want my parents to come and identify Shelley's Body? Is this a Joke? She's here. No, she's watching TV!
/ Shelley: Tell them you're not interested! Gillian McKeith's about to tell someone that they're going to die. / [[Shelley... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050823 |
| August 24, 2005 | Shelley: Hello boys.
/ Hugo: The vengeful sprit!
/ Ryan: No, Hugo, Shelley wasn't dead. The zombie was some other ginger lady. / Shelley: I think it might have been a clone. Some of my DNA got stolen by no-goods. / Ryan: Hell, it don't matter too much at all. We got a local shake-a-spear to ex'rcise... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050824 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is standing in the middle of the office yelling at Ryan, Tim, and Hugo, who are all crouched down behind Ryan's desk for safety. Little yellow death-glare lightning bolts are projecting from Shelley in their direction.]]
/ Shelley: THAT'S IT! I've had it! I'm moving to Oldbourne with Amy.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050825 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: THAT'S IT! I've had it! I'm moving to Oldbourne with Amy. She's dirty and she steals from me but at least she never actively wanted me to die. / [[Shelley glares angrily.]] / [[Ryan, Tim and Hugo hide behind the desk from her stares of anger.]] / [[Shelley turns and < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050825 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Armageddon Island, I knew ye... / My monkeys, my monkeys... / Pulled you to safety, then swam for it.
/ I won't forget you... My tender chimpanzees... / Another eruption! The engine won't start!
/ Sweet death, take us! / Who has summoned Baninatu?
/ Deny everything. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050826 |
| August 26, 2005 | [[Bentley Quorn and Dan Petrescu are in a boat at sea off the island, which is erupting]] / Bentley Quorn: Armageddon Island, I knew ye... / Dan Petrescu: My monkeys, my monkeys... / Bentley Quorn: Pulled you to safety, then swam for it.
/ Dan Petrescu: I won't forget you.... My tender chimpanzees... / Bentley... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050826 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Amy walking past a photo of a resturant]]
/ Title: Welcome to Oldbourne http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050828 |
| Scary Go Round 2005.08.29 | Ryan: Thanks for comin' round, Shelley. I still got a lot of shame. I'd make it up to you if I knew any way of doing that.
/ Shelley: Aw, Ryan, I don't want to stay mad at you. We've been friends for years. Why don't you just make me a nice cup of tea? / Shelley: Ooh look! The new Pope is opening... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050829 |
| Scary Go Round 20050829 | Ryan: Thanks for comin' round, Shelley. I still got a lot of shame. I'd make it up to you if I knew any way of doing that.
/ Shelley: Aw, Ryan. I don't want to stay mad at you. We've been friends for years. Why don't you just make me a nice cup of tea? / [[By the window, Shelley strews a few Legos on... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20050829 |
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