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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Natalie: My God, it is 'ot today. 'otter than a whore's mattress on payday. / Please tell me zat people are too warm to pass over today. / Death: We got a full board, babycakes. Get yer gams over here. / Natalie: Oh my, zis "Fallon Young", she is ze lady zat replaced me in my beau's affection. / I do not...
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon looks up at the top of the cliff]] / Fallon: Well, I can climb these rocks, cut down trees, make a raft and sail to Armageddon Island... / [[Fallon looks thoughtfully out to sea]] / Fallon: Or I can bleed in the water, lure a shark, *punch him*, and ride him to the island. But only one option...
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley and Fallon peek around a corner at a monkey in uniform]] / Shelley: You shot a man who was doin' good, Fallon. / Fallon: It's not that simple! / [[Shelley helps Fallon up through a trapdoor in the floor]] / Fallon: This is espionage! / Fallon: The black and white morals of the supermarket checkout...
 
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon, Gibbous Moon, and Shelley stand on a loading dock in front of a flying saucer]] / Fallon: Two minutes until the island blows. Shel, do you or Moon know how to fly this thing? / Moon: Our role was mostly wearin' bikinis and glowing in the heat. / Shelley: It's the evil fortress way! / Fallon:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Laundrette heists got us some clothes, but to get a room we need to speak the Lingua Spangla. Why did I put my faith in Esperanto? / Fallon: You look faintly Latin, hoochie malucci. / Gibbous Moon: My mother is Puerto Rican. I'm from Oklahoma. This is Portugal. / Fallon: Sounds like someone...
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelly: Poisons! My insides are ruined! / Moon: She's in a bad way. We need someone to wire us some money. / Fallon: We can't give away where we are. The government will shoot me. / Fallon: Anyway, you drank the water, moon, how come you aren't ill? / Moon: I think it has something to do with not putting...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Riley: What shall we do with the slavering zombie? Can we turn her back into regular Shelley? / Zombie Shelley: Graggh! Brains! Let me Brains! / Ryan: I ain't doin' voodoo again. I think it invalidates my car insurance. / Tim: Last time she only bit a disreputable businessman on the head. This time...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: This is the top man, Tackleford's Mr Voodoo, Ian McLean. He played Vegas in the 80's with his "Old-Timey Voodoo Revue". / Ian McLean: Yeah! Before the corporations moved in! / Ian McLean: Now, when I put this mask on, I undergo a transformation. If you can't keep your beans together, leave the...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley sick is in bed]] / Shelley: <> / Fallon: How is she? / Moon: Either we plug her up at both ends or I go out and get her some medicine. / Fallon: Ha! Like I trust you not to run off, evil intern. I'll go, and I'm locking you two in. / Moon: This is pathetic. / [[Shelley throws...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Moon is talking on a pay phone. Shelley is wearing a hat reading "caminhöes".]] / Moon: Daddy, this is Gibby. There was an accident at work, I'm stuck in southern Portugal with no money. / Shelley: Tell him about the terrible a-splosions! / Moon: We can pick up money at the airport and escape. / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: <> England! Who would have thought that in the absence of a passport, you could travel using only politeness and smiles. / Erin: Have you finished frolicing? Dad's waiting in the car. / [[Shelley hugs Erin]] / Erin: Ack / Shelley: Aww! Small sprat! I missed you! / Erin: Everyone was really...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon: Well, if this doesn't fix Shel's stomach, I'm resorting to leeches. "This mangrove swamp has a pungency problem, Fallon". / Fallon: Where is she? Shelley? Moon? / [[Government man in a top hat injects poison gas into the room, Prisoner-style]] / <> / Fallon: <> / [[Two...
August 23, 2005 [[Erin and Shelley are at home, and Erin is on the phone]] / Erin: You what? You want my parents to come and identify Shelley's Body? Is this a Joke? She's here. No, she's watching TV! / Shelley: Tell them you're not interested! Gillian McKeith's about to tell someone that they're going to die. / [[Shelley...
 
August 24, 2005 Shelley: Hello boys. / Hugo: The vengeful sprit! / Ryan: No, Hugo, Shelley wasn't dead. The zombie was some other ginger lady. / Shelley: I think it might have been a clone. Some of my DNA got stolen by no-goods. / Ryan: Hell, it don't matter too much at all. We got a local shake-a-spear to ex'rcise...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is standing in the middle of the office yelling at Ryan, Tim, and Hugo, who are all crouched down behind Ryan's desk for safety. Little yellow death-glare lightning bolts are projecting from Shelley in their direction.]] / Shelley: THAT'S IT! I've had it! I'm moving to Oldbourne with Amy....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: THAT'S IT! I've had it! I'm moving to Oldbourne with Amy. She's dirty and she steals from me but at least she never actively wanted me to die. / [[Shelley glares angrily.]] / [[Ryan, Tim and Hugo hide behind the desk from her stares of anger.]] / [[Shelley turns and <> <>...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Armageddon Island, I knew ye... / My monkeys, my monkeys... / Pulled you to safety, then swam for it. / I won't forget you... My tender chimpanzees... / Another eruption! The engine won't start! / Sweet death, take us! / Who has summoned Baninatu? / Deny everything.
August 26, 2005 [[Bentley Quorn and Dan Petrescu are in a boat at sea off the island, which is erupting]] / Bentley Quorn: Armageddon Island, I knew ye... / Dan Petrescu: My monkeys, my monkeys... / Bentley Quorn: Pulled you to safety, then swam for it. / Dan Petrescu: I won't forget you.... My tender chimpanzees... / Bentley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley and Amy walking past a photo of a resturant]] / Title: Welcome to Oldbourne
Scary Go Round 2005.08.29 Ryan: Thanks for comin' round, Shelley. I still got a lot of shame. I'd make it up to you if I knew any way of doing that. / Shelley: Aw, Ryan, I don't want to stay mad at you. We've been friends for years. Why don't you just make me a nice cup of tea? / Shelley: Ooh look! The new Pope is opening...
Scary Go Round 20050829 Ryan: Thanks for comin' round, Shelley. I still got a lot of shame. I'd make it up to you if I knew any way of doing that. / Shelley: Aw, Ryan. I don't want to stay mad at you. We've been friends for years. Why don't you just make me a nice cup of tea? / [[By the window, Shelley strews a few Legos on...
 

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