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| Scary Go Round : Java Rights | [[A plethora of professors sit around a table, attending a staff meeting.]]
/ Mr. Daimler: Item 7, Last term's Verucca epidemic seems to have been thwarted by mandatory rubber socks. All credit to the nurse on that one.
/ Nurse: You know I refuse to be cowed by pestilence, Mr Daimler. / Mr. Daimler:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051011 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Teacher's lounge or conference room]]
/ Mr Daimler: Item 7, last term's Verucca epidemic seems to have been twarted by mandatory rubber socks.
/ Mr Daimler: All credit to nurse on that one.
/ Nurse: You know I refuse to be cowed by pestilence, Mr Daimler. / Mr Daimler: Now to items 8-29b budget.
/ Mr.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051011 |
| Scary Go Round : Abysmal Precedents | [[Daimler, Headmaster, and Teacher are in Headmaster's office, discussing the coffe shortage.]]
/ Mr. Daimler: So which class are we to get rid of? Who do we like the least?
/ Headmaster: SG are renowned for backchat, smart-aleckry and horseplay. We would be doing society a favour.
/ Teacher: What a joy,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051012 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mr Daimler: So which class are we to get rid of? Who do we like the least?
/ Derek: Sg are renowned for backchat, smart-aleckry and horseplay.
/ Derek: We would be doing society a favour.
/ Angry bond teacher: What a joy, never to have to stare at Esther de Groot's deathly pallor again. / Mr Daimler: But... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051012 |
| Scary Go Round : Suspiciously Salacious Lesson | [[Uniformed students (Esther, Sarah, tall kid) are milling about in the schoolyard.]] / [[Inside classroom. On board, teacher writes, "Bob Crowley (1791-1901)".]]
/ Teacher: Now class, today we're going to cover noted mystic Bob Crowley. Do any of you know about Bob Crowley? / The Boy: [[raises hand]]... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051013 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the library]] / The Boy: This homework is pretty strange. How much do we want to know about the wickedest man in England?
/ Esther: Come on! You want to know all about him! / Esther: Virgins and potions and capes... and whips... and dip...
/ The Boy: This is your area, Esther. I don't want to get... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051014 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Inside the library]] / The boy: This homework is pretty strange.
/ The boy: How much do we want to know about the wickedest man in England?
/ Esther: Come on! You want to know all about him! / Esther: Virgins and potions and capes... and whips... and dip...
/ The boy: This is your area, Esther. I don't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051014 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | The Boy: Do you want to go home and write this Crowley nonsense up?
/ Esther: I would, but I have boxing class. / The Boy: Ha ha! Boxing class!
/ Esther: Is that so difficult to believe? / Esther: This is a vicious world, the Boy. You need to know how to look after yourself. You should come with me!
/ The... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051017 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Inside the library]]
/ The boy: Do you want to go home and write this Crowley nonsense up?
/ Esther: I would, but I have boxing class. / [[Exiting the library]]
/ The boy: Ha ha! Boxing class!
/ Esther: Is that so difficult to believe? / [[On the street]]
/ Esther: This is a vicious world, the boy.
/ Esther:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051017 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | The Boy: Dad, what does it mean when a girl asks you to go to her boxing class?
/ The Father: Well son, that's complex. In my day, I was beating off girls with a stick. Then I met your mother and I buried the stick. No idea where it is now. / The Boy: Well, I don't know if me and Esther...
/ The Father:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051018 |
| Scary Go Round : Sandwiches of Despair | [[Class is dismissed.]]
/ Teacher: Now class, remember... don't use any of these equations to open up a gateway to Hell. At least, not on school premises!
/ The Boy: Milford, is it me or is every lesson we've had this week tied in to the Black Arts? / Milford: No idea! I just write down what they say... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051019 |
| Scary Go Round : All-Satanic Curriculum | Erin: So I hear you've been switched to an all-Satanic curriculum.
/ The Boy: It's EXHAUSTING. Endless illuminated pictures of people's insides being eaten by man-wolves. Every lesson ends with a smirk, a wink, and "don't try this at home". / Erin: It must be part of some multi-faith, multi-cultural... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051020 |
| Scary Go Round : Overheard Staffroom | Erin: I've finished, sir.
/ Teacher: Good. Could you run this note up to Mr Banks in the staffroom please? / [[Poised and ready to knock, Erin hears voices from the slightly-ajar staffroom.]]
/ Teacher 2: No matter how much we tell them about the Black Arts, they refuse to take them up!
/ Teacher 3: I... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051021 |
| Scary Go Round : Sleep-over | [[Erin is in Esther's room.]]
/ Erin: It must be great being a Goth. I tried but it didn't work. Not enough angst for teh full transformation. / Erin: Clove cigarettes made me feel sick and I couldn't carry of "bleak". All I could manage was "grumpy". / Esther: I'm not a Goth, Erin. I'm just extremely... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051024 |
| Scary Go Round : | Esther: ...But when they got her to the operating room, it wasn't a baby...
/ ...IT WAS HER CHILDHOOD PUPPY, RAFFLES.
/ Erin: Too horrible! No more stories, Esther. Or, no more stories that end in SURGICAL PROCEDURES. / Esther: I'm tired. it's your turn.
/ Erin: OK, well, this is a real thing. / Erin:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051025 |
| Scary Go Round : Bugs | Shelley: Hello small scamp! Are you excited about Halloween?
/ Erin: Um... yes! Esther and I are going to dress up as girl reporters.
/ Esther: We wondered if you had any appropriate props. / Shelley: Here's my old camera and dictaphone, will they do?
/ Erin: They'll be perfect! / Esther: Now all we... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051026 |
| Scary Go Round : Blood of a Virgin | [[Teachers gather in Headmaster's office. Entomology Teacher is in the back, clutching a purse/ dictaphone. Mr. Daimler is shirtless, handling a goat, and has a large red pentagram painted on his chest.]]
/ Mr. Treasurer: Are you sure we should be doing this? It seems so wrong.
/ Mr. Daimler: Bob, budgetary... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051027 |
| Scary Go Round : Come to the Party! | Erin: Are you going to tell them about the (Hellbeast?) And how you're all (going to die?)
/ Lindsey: Who gave you permission to talk, Dwarfy?
/ Esther: Shut UP, Lindsey / Esther: Wait, Erin, are you still coming to the Halloween party tonight?
/ Erin: Sure. Because I LOVE hanging out with your friends.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051028 |
| Scary Go Round : Postlethwaite Waivers | Erin: Esther, why are we going to a fancy dress party when your whole class is about to die? Shouldn't we at least tell them that the Hellbeast is coming for them?
/ Esther: And how would that help? Should we give them safety tips? / Esther: "When the Beast is raking you with its claws, stand in a... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051031 |
| Scary Go Round : Survival Instincts | Milford: Lisa, I'm extremely good at wrestling. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm a GRAPPLER.
/ Esther: I like Milford's seduction technique. It's like a mouse trying to drive a tractor.
/ Erin: Stop being so calm! Doom is coming! Pretty soon it'll be Bloodbath O'Clock! / Esther: There's no such thing... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051101 |
| Scary Go Round : Really Something! | [[The Boy removes his mask. Esther and Erin and clutching each other.]]
/ The Boy: The looks on your faces! I guess this must be a pretty good costume!
/ Esther: A-A-A-A-A- I-I-I-I-I-
/ Erin: You ****, The Boy! You ****! You scared the Dickens out of us! / Esther: I thought you said that costumes... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051102 |
| Scary Go Round : Mental but Gentle | Erin: It's ten to twelve, Esther. I don't think you're going to be savaged by a demon.
/ Esther: I think you're right. Maybe our teachers are just brain-damaged by years of canteen lunches and being sassed. / Shelley: [[in car, wearing a Devil Bear mask]] Come on, quit gabbin'! I gotta eat ya! I'm... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051103 |
| Scary Go Round : Bob Crowley Appears | Headmaster: What time is it?
/ Mr. Daimler: Five to midnight. The deed has surely been done. Class SG have been dragged screaming into the void... and delicious instant coffee can be provided free to all staff members once again. / Crowley: Good evening.
/ Headmaster: W-W-Who are you? / Crowley: Some... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051104 |
| Scary Go Round : Paper Friends | Erin: You look nice! Where are you going, dirty stop-out?
/ Shelley: I'm covering an evening with noted explorer Chester Jones for the Tackleford Cormorant. He's been to the Congo and seen some fat spiders, or something. / Erin: Why would you write for the local paper? They always used to write about... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051107 |
| Scary Go Round : Adventurers | [[There is a poster and books proclaiming "Chester Jones: Fat Insects and Gorilla Ways."]]
/ Ryan: Dang his achievements! I feel like my life is meaningless and full of wasteed potential now.
/ Shelley: He hasn't even started talking yet, Ryan. / Shelley: Adventures are dangerous, achievements overrated!... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051108 |
| Scary Go Round : Gouging Pies | Ryan: This Chester fellow is the sort of fellow ladies like. Looks like a lean future for this old bach'lor.
/ Shelley: Ryan, that is nonsense, your ladies have been extremely fancy! Fallon told me that one time a man tried to gouge out his own eyes, she was looking so nice! / Ryan: She was a looker,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051109 |
| Scary Go Round : Amy's Job | Shelley: Are you coming to the pub? Chester's going to tell us how he lived among bison for six months!
/ Ryan: I guess I gotta. Now Time and Riley are engaged, he's probably my uncle / Ryan: My puffed up, self important, bison-huggin' uncle.
/ Shelley: Shhh!
/ Ryan: Where's Amy tonight? / Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051110 |
| Scary Go Round : Chester's Proposition | Chester: Ryan! How did you enjoy the talk?
/ Ryan: Well it was pretty good, I guess. I never knew a dude could be accepted by a herd of elephants. You know, using just a couple of bin lids and vacuum cleaner hose. / Chester: I sense you're a man who craves excitement. Sieze the day, my man! Adventure... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051111 |
| Scary Go Round : Awake at 7:30! | Ryan: Awake at 7:30! That's like gettin' a double length day! / Ryan: How come the newspaper never trumpets great achievement? Such as "Screwdrivers Found to be Lucky". / Ryan: "Poor, Horse-Faced Man Scores Excellent Bride". Or "New Locomotive Engine Cures Pox." We live in a drab age, Friend Bat. / Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051114 |
| Scary Go Round : Tackleford Market | Patel: Ryan, why will you not meet my daughter, Nina? I know you would get along. She was a finalist in Miss Pears!
/ Ryan: Aw, Mr Patel, I'd only disappoint her with my reckless and salty ways. / Patel: It is your loss, my friend, your loss... Ah, my little ray of sunshine!
/ Amy: Good morning, hello!... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051115 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Corner store / Grocery store. Ryan is purchasing a jug of milk and "Flakin'" (some sort of breakfast cereal?)]]
/ Mr Patel: Ryan, why will you not meet my daughter, Nina? I know you would get along.
/ Mr Patel: She was a finalist in Miss Pears!
/ Ryan: Aw, Mr Patel, I'd on disappoint her with my reckless... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051115 |
| Scary Go Round : Magical Spots | Ryan: Lookin' through these local history books, we do have a lot of traditionally magical spots. The Troll Well, the Brownie Glen.
/ Amy: Do trolls count as a new species? I suppose they do. But I don't want our animal discover dismissed on a technicality. / Amy: I suppose if you have something wriggling... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051116 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Lookin' through these local history books, we do have a lot of traditionally magical spots. The troll well, the brownie glen.
/ Amy Chilton: Do trolls count as new species? I suppose they do. But I don't want our animal discover dismissed on a technicality. / Amy Chilton: I suppose if... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051116 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Thanks for comin' with me on my anthropological trip, Amy.
/ Amy: Thanks nothing! I need half of that prize money! / Ryan: Yeah, I guess you had it pretty easy livin' with ole Shelley.
/ Amy: Well...they say that two can live as cheaply as one. / Ryan: Hm, particularly when one of the two is well... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051117 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the edge of the woods]]
/ Ryan: Where do we start lookin' for the hidden beasts of Tackleford woods? / Amy: The woods are miles deep. We can just set off in one direction until we see signs of something more interesting. / Ryan: Remember, it has to be a new thing, to get the 10k.
/ Amy: Listen,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051118 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy chasing a rabbit with her cell phone extended]]
/ Amy: BUUUUUNNNY! / Amy: How am I meant to compare animals to their pictures in my book if they keep scarpering? / Amy: Show some backbone!
/ Ryan: It takes a gentle touch. And less hollerin'. / Amy: Well, at least we've got "Chilton's Tree Rat."
/ Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051121 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy Chilton: BUUUUUNNNY! / Amy Chilton: How am I meant to compare animals to their pictures in my book if they keep scarpering? / Amy Chilton: Show some backbone!
/ Ryan Beckwith: It takes a gentle touch. And less hollerin' / Amy Chilton: Well, at least we've got "Chilton's tree rat".
/ Ryan Beckwith:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051121 |
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