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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: We're losing the light, shall we pitch the tent here? / Ryan: Yeah, sure. Get it out and we'll figure it out. / Amy: I haven't got it. You've got it. / Ryan: No, I've got the Hexalite stove and the beans. / Amy: RYAN! / Ryan: You were the one who insisted on beans. I concerned myself with the beans. / [[Rain...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Woah, a gingerbread house? Who would live in a house like this? / Ryan: The gingerbread man! I love that little guy. He's so accomodating. / Ryan: He's the person you can eat without having to form a death pact on the Internet first. / Amy: Ryan, the gingerbread man doesn't live in a gingerbread...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan and Amy stand outside a gingerbread house in the forest]] / Amy: Whoah, a gingerbread house? Who would live in a house like this? / Ryan: The gingerbread man! I love that little guy, he's so accomodating. / Ryan: He's the person you can eat without having to form a death pact on the Internet...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy and Ryan, lost in the woods, have come upon a gingerbread house.]] / Ryan: Ames, I'm not staying out here in the cold all night. / Amy: But...witches! / Ryan: How about showin' some kindness to the wicked witches of the world? Maybe they wouldn't be so wicked if you weren't always judgin'. / Amy:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Oh, I see, you've given in to temptation. / Ryan: This pebble-dashing is chocolate eggs! And I sort of figure I'm doing the witch a favour. Pebble dashing is real 1950's. You'd pay to get rid of it. / Witch: Nibble nibble gnaw! Who is nibbling at my little house? / Amy: Holy shit, Ryan! / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round 20051128 Witch: Children, what are you doing to my house? / Ryan: We're... starving! Starving! / Amy: We're lost in the woods. It's awful. We don't know what to do. / Ryan: We wouldn't have eaten your house if we'd known it was a house. / Amy: Of course not! / Ryan: We thought it was a natural sugar formation....
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Witch: Eat, eat! You must be famished! / Ryan: Mmm! Extremely delicious! / Amy: With this spread you are really spoiling us. / Ryan: Ames, I can't manage any of this. / Amy: Me neither. I ate a whole candy architrave outside. I'm this close to having a fit. / Ryan: We can hide the food in our bags while she's...
Scary Go Round 20051129 Witch: Eat, eat! You must be famished! / Ryan: Mmm! Extremely delicious! / Amy: With this spread you are really spoiling us. / Ryan (sotto vocce): Ames, I can't manage any of this. / Amy: Me neither. I ate a whole candy architrave outside. I'm this close to having a fit. / Ryan: We can hide the food in...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: zzz... / Ryan: Yeah... sure... where y'all at... / Witch: Ahhhh, childrems, so pretty when they sleep. And so plump and delicious and good to eat! She will make a dainty mouthful. But the boy is as thin as a rake, all gristle and chew. He needs fattening up for the pot. Let's put a stop to all that...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: zzz / Ryan: Yeah... Sure... Where y'all at... / Witch: Ahhh, childrens, so pretty when they sleep. / Witch: And so plump and delicious and good to eat! She will make a dainty mouthful. / Witch: But the boy is as thin as a rake, all gristle and chew. He needs fattening up for the pot. <> / Witch:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Yawwwwn... / Witch: Get up lazybones! You have work to do! / Amy: Hey! Hey! I like to come-to gently! / Witch: Fetch some water and cook something for your brother! / Amy: My brother? / Witch: He is in the stable and is to be made fat! / Amy: And what if I don't? / Witch: Then you can wash my smalls...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Man, what am I doin' in this cell? Maybe I'm a political prisoner. / Ryan: I know I got some forthright attitudes. / Ryan: I guess a man can only complain so much about the amount of tax on beer and smokes... / Ryan: Before they shut the door on his life. / Ryan: [[singing]] FREEEEEE NELSON MANDELA! / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan sits strumming a banjo made of various foodstuffs in his jail cell]] / Ryan: Oh lonesome night... / Ryan: ...just me and my biscuit banjo / Ryan: Awaitin' liberation by UN peacekeepers / Ryan: So hopped up on cakes that nothin' even rhymes any more, ooooo! / [[From outside cell]] / Witch: Little boy,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[RYAN is in his cell, surrounded by sweets. He has a crude banjo made from cakes]] / RYAN:[[singing]] Oh lonesome night... / ...Just me and my biscuit banjo / Awaitin' liberation by UN peacekeepers / So hopped up on cakes that nothin' even rhymes anymore, / Ooooo! / WITCH:[[from outside the cell]] Little...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Witch: Tarnation and blast! Never have I captured a child so slow to fatten! / Amy: Oh well, no one can say you didn't try. Best to let us go, eh? / Witch: What, and wait months to capture more children? I could not bear it! / Witch: Fat or lean I shall eat him anyway! / Witch: We'll bake first. You...
Scary Go Round 20051207 Witch: Disagreeable little girl! Climb in the oven as you're told or I'll take the broomstick to you! / Amy: I don't think I can fit in here! / Witch: Get out of my way, stupid little girl, and let me show you. / Witch: You climb in forwards like so and-- / [[Amy sees up the witch's skirt - red and white...
Scary Go Round 20051208 Amy: Ryan, Ryan, I trapped the witch! We have to go now! / Ryan: That was pretty resourceful of you, Amy. Just unlock the door and we'll get to escaping. Do you know where the key is? / Amy: Can't you just chew your way out? / Ryan: The door's wood. Why does everybody keep wantin' me to eat? / Amy: Wait!...
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Here you go, Ames. A refreshin' drink. What are you lookin' at? / Amy: I video'd the with on my camera phone. She didn't know what it was. / Amy: I told her it was a chin scratcher. / Amy: Ryan! I just thought! Is the witch a new species? / Amy: We could still win the ten grand from Chester...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The screen of Amy's cellphone is showing a video of the witch, offering her a bun]] / Witch: Hobbledy gobbledy little girl! Do you like /buns/? / [[The screen of Amy's cellphone is showing a video of the witch, holding up her black cat and glaring]] / Witch: Don't point your chin scratcher at me! ...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy comes in the front door, carrying a large box with a happy cloud on it...possibly the box of dreams mentioned in the previous strip. Shelley is there to greet her.]] / Amy: Shelley Shelley! / Shelley: Amy! I hear you had an adventure of the wildest kind. / Shelley: I had a run in with Chester Jones...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is walking along carrying a present and singing]] / Shelley: Christmas time, mistletoe and wine / Eating mince pies with Jeremy Vine / With frogs on the fire and dogs in the tree / [[Shelley has reached a house and Amy has opened the door]] / Shelley [[still singing]]: Time to rejoice in the owls...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Christmas time, mistletoe and wine / Shelley: Eating mince pies with Jeremy Vine / Shelley: With frogs on the fire and dogs in the tree / Shelley: Time to rejoice in the owls that we see! / Amy: Stop your caterwaling and come in, Shelley. You'll wake up Baby Jesus. / Shelley: Is your dad coming...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy is leaning on a stone wall while her father and Shelley stand nearby]] / Amy: Did you ever stop to think that baby Jesus was an alien? / Perhaps Mary found him and stuck him and stuck him up her robe for 6 months. / He lived up there eating jam then, bam! Virgin birth! / Shelley: That is the most appalingly...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Did you ever stop to think that Baby Jesus was an ALIEN? / Amy: Perhaps Mary found him and stuck him up her robe for 6 months. / Shelley: That is the most appalingly blasphemous thing I have ever heard. / Amy: He lived up there eating jame, then BAM! Virgin birth! / Amy: Just because something's blasphemous...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy and Shelley are in a bar where Ryan is sitting, looking at a flyer]] / Amy: Fleas' Navvy Dads! / Shelley: Happy Christmas Ryan! Happy Christmas! / Ryan: I thought you were going to get here. I read this flyer 18 times. / [[The closeup of the flyer reads: "Bare cheeked?" / Unable to cultivate a moustache?" / WE...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Fleas' Navvy Dads! / Shelley: Happy Christmas Ryan! Happy Christmas! / Ryan: I thought you were never going to get here. I read this flyer 18 times. / [[A flyer reading "Bare Cheeked?/Unable to cultivate a moustache?/WE CAN HELP/MORTON FACIAL FURNITURE/"The dream weavers"/0145141119" is magnified from...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley and Amy are playing darts at a bar]] / Shelley: I like country pubs, away from the yahoos, the hooray henrys and the paralytic vertical drinkers. / Amy: Yeah, but there's no kebab van. / The only chance for a greasy treat is if you savage a beast on the way home. / Shelley: Well, you could always...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: I like country pubs, away from the yahoos, the hooray Henrys and the paralytic vertical drinkers. / Amy: Yeah, but there's no kebab van. / Amy: The only chance for a greasy treat is if you savage a beast on the way home. / Shelley: Well, you could always make something when you get home. / Amy:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Boy is walking in the background, Esther and Erin are lurking behind a half wall in the foreground]] / [[Erin and Esther have stood up, and Esther is holding a snowball poised for throwing]] / Erin [[shouting]]: Happy Christmas, The Boy! / [[The Boy has snow in his hair and on his shoulders. Esther...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Erin and Esther are hiding as The Boy approaches. Esther is motioning for Erin to be quiet.]] / [[Esther gets ready to throw a snowball.]] / Erin: Happy Christmas, The Boy! / [[The Boy is covered in fragments of snow.]] / The Boy: How, how is this a "happy Christmas?" / Esther: It didn't have a rock...
 
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley reviews / John A's top 20 albums of the year / (the fonts have been changed to protect the innocent) / [[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]] / Today: 20-17 / (20) SHOUT OUT LOUDS - Howl Howl Gaff Gaff / In Sweden, there is a band called Shout Out Louds. Their music is not...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley reviews / John A's top 20 albums of the year / (We successfully removed Camden tube station from the map) / [[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]] / Today: 16-13 / (16) CARIBOU - The Milk of Human Kindness / Caribou used to be called "Manitoba", but he got told off. This...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley reviews / John A's top 20 albums of the year / (favourite garden bird: titmouse) / [[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]] / Today: 12-9 / (12) SERENA MANEESH - Serena Maneesh / Back in 1991 it was important to earn you stripes in a Sonic Cathedral, pressing 100 effects pedals...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley reviews / John A's top 20 albums of the year / (Big Muff vs Gojira) / [[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]] / Today: 8-5 / (8) AIMEE MAN - The Forgotten Arm / It makes good sense for a tall stick insect like Aimee Mann to take up boxing because there is always the chance...
 

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