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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: We're losing the light, shall we pitch the tent here?
/ Ryan: Yeah, sure. Get it out and we'll figure it out. / Amy: I haven't got it. You've got it.
/ Ryan: No, I've got the Hexalite stove and the beans. / Amy: RYAN!
/ Ryan: You were the one who insisted on beans. I concerned myself with the beans. / [[Rain... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051122 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Woah, a gingerbread house? Who would live in a house like this?
/ Ryan: The gingerbread man! I love that little guy. He's so accomodating. / Ryan: He's the person you can eat without having to form a death pact on the Internet first.
/ Amy: Ryan, the gingerbread man doesn't live in a gingerbread... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051123 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan and Amy stand outside a gingerbread house in the forest]]
/ Amy: Whoah, a gingerbread house? Who would live in a house like this?
/ Ryan: The gingerbread man! I love that little guy, he's so accomodating. / Ryan: He's the person you can eat without having to form a death pact on the Internet... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051123 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy and Ryan, lost in the woods, have come upon a gingerbread house.]]
/ Ryan: Ames, I'm not staying out here in the cold all night.
/ Amy: But...witches! / Ryan: How about showin' some kindness to the wicked witches of the world? Maybe they wouldn't be so wicked if you weren't always judgin'. / Amy:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051124 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Oh, I see, you've given in to temptation.
/ Ryan: This pebble-dashing is chocolate eggs! And I sort of figure I'm doing the witch a favour. Pebble dashing is real 1950's. You'd pay to get rid of it. / Witch: Nibble nibble gnaw! Who is nibbling at my little house?
/ Amy: Holy shit, Ryan! / Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051125 |
| Scary Go Round 20051128 | Witch: Children, what are you doing to my house?
/ Ryan: We're... starving! Starving!
/ Amy: We're lost in the woods. It's awful. We don't know what to do. / Ryan: We wouldn't have eaten your house if we'd known it was a house.
/ Amy: Of course not! / Ryan: We thought it was a natural sugar formation.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051128 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Witch: Eat, eat! You must be famished!
/ Ryan: Mmm! Extremely delicious!
/ Amy: With this spread you are really spoiling us.
/ Ryan: Ames, I can't manage any of this.
/ Amy: Me neither. I ate a whole candy architrave outside. I'm this close to having a fit.
/ Ryan: We can hide the food in our bags while she's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051129 |
| Scary Go Round 20051129 | Witch: Eat, eat! You must be famished!
/ Ryan: Mmm! Extremely delicious!
/ Amy: With this spread you are really spoiling us. / Ryan (sotto vocce): Ames, I can't manage any of this.
/ Amy: Me neither. I ate a whole candy architrave outside. I'm this close to having a fit. / Ryan: We can hide the food in... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051129 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: zzz...
/ Ryan: Yeah... sure... where y'all at...
/ Witch: Ahhhh, childrems, so pretty when they sleep. And so plump and delicious and good to eat! She will make a dainty mouthful. But the boy is as thin as a rake, all gristle and chew. He needs fattening up for the pot. Let's put a stop to all that... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051130 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: zzz
/ Ryan: Yeah... Sure... Where y'all at...
/ Witch: Ahhh, childrens, so pretty when they sleep. / Witch: And so plump and delicious and good to eat! She will make a dainty mouthful. / Witch: But the boy is as thin as a rake, all gristle and chew. He needs fattening up for the pot. < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051130 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Yawwwwn... / Witch: Get up lazybones! You have work to do!
/ Amy: Hey! Hey! I like to come-to gently! / Witch: Fetch some water and cook something for your brother!
/ Amy: My brother?
/ Witch: He is in the stable and is to be made fat! / Amy: And what if I don't?
/ Witch: Then you can wash my smalls... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051201 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Man, what am I doin' in this cell? Maybe I'm a political prisoner.
/ Ryan: I know I got some forthright attitudes. / Ryan: I guess a man can only complain so much about the amount of tax on beer and smokes...
/ Ryan: Before they shut the door on his life. / Ryan: [[singing]] FREEEEEE NELSON MANDELA! / Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051202 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan sits strumming a banjo made of various foodstuffs in his jail cell]]
/ Ryan: Oh lonesome night...
/ Ryan: ...just me and my biscuit banjo / Ryan: Awaitin' liberation by UN peacekeepers
/ Ryan: So hopped up on cakes that nothin' even rhymes any more, ooooo!
/ [[From outside cell]]
/ Witch: Little boy,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051205 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[RYAN is in his cell, surrounded by sweets. He has a crude banjo made from cakes]] / RYAN:[[singing]] Oh lonesome night...
/ ...Just me and my biscuit banjo
/ Awaitin' liberation by UN peacekeepers
/ So hopped up on cakes that nothin' even rhymes anymore,
/ Ooooo! / WITCH:[[from outside the cell]] Little... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051205 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Witch: Tarnation and blast! Never have I captured a child so slow to fatten!
/ Amy: Oh well, no one can say you didn't try. Best to let us go, eh? / Witch: What, and wait months to capture more children? I could not bear it! / Witch: Fat or lean I shall eat him anyway! / Witch: We'll bake first. You... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051206 |
| Scary Go Round 20051207 | Witch: Disagreeable little girl! Climb in the oven as you're told or I'll take the broomstick to you!
/ Amy: I don't think I can fit in here! / Witch: Get out of my way, stupid little girl, and let me show you. / Witch: You climb in forwards like so and--
/ [[Amy sees up the witch's skirt - red and white... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051207 |
| Scary Go Round 20051208 | Amy: Ryan, Ryan, I trapped the witch! We have to go now!
/ Ryan: That was pretty resourceful of you, Amy. Just unlock the door and we'll get to escaping. Do you know where the key is? / Amy: Can't you just chew your way out?
/ Ryan: The door's wood. Why does everybody keep wantin' me to eat? / Amy: Wait!... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051208 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051209">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051209 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051212">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051212 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051213">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051213 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Here you go, Ames. A refreshin' drink. What are you lookin' at?
/ Amy: I video'd the with on my camera phone. She didn't know what it was.
/ Amy: I told her it was a chin scratcher. / Amy: Ryan! I just thought! Is the witch a new species?
/ Amy: We could still win the ten grand from Chester... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051214 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[The screen of Amy's cellphone is showing a video of the witch, offering her a bun]]
/ Witch: Hobbledy gobbledy little girl! Do you like /buns/? / [[The screen of Amy's cellphone is showing a video of the witch, holding up her black cat and glaring]]
/ Witch: Don't point your chin scratcher at me! ... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051215 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy comes in the front door, carrying a large box with a happy cloud on it...possibly the box of dreams mentioned in the previous strip. Shelley is there to greet her.]]
/ Amy: Shelley Shelley!
/ Shelley: Amy! I hear you had an adventure of the wildest kind. / Shelley: I had a run in with Chester Jones... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051216 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is walking along carrying a present and singing]]
/ Shelley: Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
/ Eating mince pies with Jeremy Vine
/ With frogs on the fire and dogs in the tree / [[Shelley has reached a house and Amy has opened the door]]
/ Shelley [[still singing]]: Time to rejoice in the owls... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051219 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
/ Shelley: Eating mince pies with Jeremy Vine
/ Shelley: With frogs on the fire and dogs in the tree / Shelley: Time to rejoice in the owls that we see!
/ Amy: Stop your caterwaling and come in, Shelley. You'll wake up Baby Jesus. / Shelley: Is your dad coming... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051219 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy is leaning on a stone wall while her father and Shelley stand nearby]]
/ Amy: Did you ever stop to think that baby Jesus was an alien?
/ Perhaps Mary found him and stuck him and stuck him up her robe for 6 months.
/ He lived up there eating jam then, bam! Virgin birth!
/ Shelley: That is the most appalingly... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051220 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Did you ever stop to think that Baby Jesus was an ALIEN?
/ Amy: Perhaps Mary found him and stuck him up her robe for 6 months.
/ Shelley: That is the most appalingly blasphemous thing I have ever heard.
/ Amy: He lived up there eating jame, then BAM! Virgin birth! / Amy: Just because something's blasphemous... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051220 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy and Shelley are in a bar where Ryan is sitting, looking at a flyer]]
/ Amy: Fleas' Navvy Dads!
/ Shelley: Happy Christmas Ryan! Happy Christmas!
/ Ryan: I thought you were going to get here. I read this flyer 18 times.
/ [[The closeup of the flyer reads: "Bare cheeked?"
/ Unable to cultivate a moustache?"
/ WE... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051221 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Fleas' Navvy Dads!
/ Shelley: Happy Christmas Ryan! Happy Christmas!
/ Ryan: I thought you were never going to get here. I read this flyer 18 times.
/ [[A flyer reading "Bare Cheeked?/Unable to cultivate a moustache?/WE CAN HELP/MORTON FACIAL FURNITURE/"The dream weavers"/0145141119" is magnified from... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051221 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Amy are playing darts at a bar]]
/ Shelley: I like country pubs, away from the yahoos, the hooray henrys and the paralytic vertical drinkers.
/ Amy: Yeah, but there's no kebab van.
/ The only chance for a greasy treat is if you savage a beast on the way home. / Shelley: Well, you could always... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051222 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: I like country pubs, away from the yahoos, the hooray Henrys and the paralytic vertical drinkers.
/ Amy: Yeah, but there's no kebab van.
/ Amy: The only chance for a greasy treat is if you savage a beast on the way home. / Shelley: Well, you could always make something when you get home.
/ Amy:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051222 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[The Boy is walking in the background, Esther and Erin are lurking behind a half wall in the foreground]] / [[Erin and Esther have stood up, and Esther is holding a snowball poised for throwing]]
/ Erin [[shouting]]: Happy Christmas, The Boy! / [[The Boy has snow in his hair and on his shoulders. Esther... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051223 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Erin and Esther are hiding as The Boy approaches. Esther is motioning for Erin to be quiet.]] / [[Esther gets ready to throw a snowball.]]
/ Erin: Happy Christmas, The Boy! / [[The Boy is covered in fragments of snow.]]
/ The Boy: How, how is this a "happy Christmas?"
/ Esther: It didn't have a rock... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051223 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley reviews
/ John A's top 20 albums of the year
/ (the fonts have been changed to protect the innocent) / [[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]] / Today: 20-17 / (20) SHOUT OUT LOUDS - Howl Howl Gaff Gaff
/ In Sweden, there is a band called Shout Out Louds. Their music is not... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051226 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley reviews
/ John A's top 20 albums of the year
/ (We successfully removed Camden tube station from the map) / [[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]] / Today: 16-13 / (16) CARIBOU - The Milk of Human Kindness
/ Caribou used to be called "Manitoba", but he got told off. This... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051227 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley reviews
/ John A's top 20 albums of the year
/ (favourite garden bird: titmouse) / [[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]] / Today: 12-9 / (12) SERENA MANEESH - Serena Maneesh
/ Back in 1991 it was important to earn you stripes in a Sonic Cathedral, pressing 100 effects pedals... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051228 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley reviews
/ John A's top 20 albums of the year
/ (Big Muff vs Gojira) / [[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]] / Today: 8-5 / (8) AIMEE MAN - The Forgotten Arm
/ It makes good sense for a tall stick insect like Aimee Mann to take up boxing because there is always the chance... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051229 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley reviews
/ John A's top 20 albums of the year
/ (Shelley loves it when a plan comes together) / [[Shelly is wearing headphones and scibbling on a notepad]] / Today: 4-1 and a happy New Year / (4) STARS - Set Yourself On Fire
/ Stars are on of Canada's many up-and coming outfits, with one eye on... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051230 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051231">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20051231 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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