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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Newspaper article]]
/ TWIN TOWN REP CHARGRILLS OUR LOCAL HERO
/ Minotaur no more; candle-lit vigil enters it's second meaningless day
/ by Mike Savage
/ People are gathering across Tackleford to mourn the passing of the town minotaur in what town officials describe as an "international incident"
/ A meeting... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060324 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | TWIN TOWN REP CHARGRILLS OUR LOCAL HERO
/ Minotaur no more; candle-lit vigil enters its second meaningless day
/ by Mike Savage / People are gathering across Tackleford to mourn the passing of the town minotaur in what town officials describe as an "international incident."
/ A meeting between representatives... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060324 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Oh moon, oh troublesome orb. Staring at the Earth with envious eye. Wishin' it was wet, for it's parlously dry. / Ryan: Shelley, what's your problem with the moon?
/ Amy: She's obsessed with it. / Amy: When we shared a house, many was the night that Shelley would draw the curtains on her... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060327 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley sits at her window, gazing solemnly out at the moon.]]
/ Shelley: Oh moon, oh troublesome orb.
/ Shelley: Staring at the earth with envious eye.
/ Shelley: Wishin' it was wet, for it's parlously dry. / [[Ryan and Amy are sitting on a couch, inside.]]
/ Ryan: Shelley, what's your problem with the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060327 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ernest approaches Shelley at the bar.]]
/ Ernest: Heard ye talkin of the moon, young lady. T'has allus been a fascination of mine.
/ Shelley: _Really?_ / [[Shelley faces him, clutching a trio of empty bottles.]]
/ Ernest: Aye. The sailor is dogged by that globe all night while at sea.
/ Ernest: Would... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060328 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the bar]]
/ Old Sailor: Heard ye talkin of the moon, young lady. T'has allus been a fascination of mine.
/ Shelley: Really? / Old Sailor: Aye. The sailor is dogged by that globe all night while at sea.
/ Old Sailor: Would ye like to see m'telescope? / Shelley: [[winking]] Is that an innuendo left... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060328 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley leans over Mike's desk as he types wearily.]]
/ Shelley: Mike, Mike, I've done it. I've made the discovery that'll catapult us into the big leagues.
/ Mike: Really? / [[Back at Shelley's desk.]]
/ Shelley: I've decoded one of the mysteries of the ancient world.
/ Shelley: You might want to steady... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060329 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the office]]
/ Shelley: Mike, Mike, I've done it. I've made the discovery that'll catapult us into the big leagues.
/ Mike: Really? / Shelley: I've decoded one of the mysteries of the ancient world.
/ Shelley: You might want to steady yourself before I show you. / [[Using images on her computer screen,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060329 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: [[Peering through telescope]] Now I look at it, the moon seems peaceful.
/ Shelley: I can't see any evidence of malevolent space-plans.
/ Old Sailor: The moon keeps its secrets well, young lady. / Old Sailor: But one night as I stared at its surface, I swear I saw moon men.
/ Shelley: Ernest,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060330 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Looking through a telescope]]
/ Shelley: Now I look at it, the moon seems so peaceful. I can't see any evidence of malevolent space plans.
/ Ernest: The moon keeps its secrets well, young lady. / Ernest: But one night as I stared at its surface, I swear I saw moon men.
/ Shelley: Ernest, I'm excitable... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060330 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: ...I say chase your dream, Shel. If that means maybe getting into NASA or inventin' moon glider, than [sic] so be it.
/ Shelly: Yes... yes... moon gliders... hmm...
/ Amy: Hmm yes yes or you could ride a lollipop to Jupiter. You blithering fool. / Amy: Should we be encouraging her?
/ Ryan: Hell,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060331 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: ...I say chase your dream, Shel.
/ Ryan: If that means maybe getting into NASA or inventin' a moon glider than so be it.
/ Shelly: Yes... Yes... Moon gliders... Hmm...
/ Amy: Hmm yes yes or you could ride a lollipop to Jupiter. You blithering fool. / Amy: Should we be encouraging her?
/ Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060331 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Receptionist: Good evening and welcome to Eisegesis, sir, how may I help you?
/ Ryan: I'm here for some super-nat'ral assistance with matters of a life after death nature. / Receptionist: Just fill out the form, sir. Someone will be with you in a few minutes.
/ Ryan: Oh OK, OK. / Ryan: Man, Ralph, it's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060403 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Vella: GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO EISEGESIS, SIR, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
/ Ryan: I'M HERE FOR SOME SUPER-NAT'RAL ASSISTANCE WITH MATTERS OF A LIFE AFTER DEATH NATURE. / Vella: JUST FILL OUT THE FORM, SIR. SOMEONE WILL BE WITH YOU IN A FEW MINUTES.
/ Ryan: OH OK, OK. / Ryan: MAN, RALPH, IT'S REAL PROFESSIONAL... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060403 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ian: Hello, Ryan, I'm Ian, your independent necromatical advisor. Would you like to come through? / Ian: So how can I help?
/ Ryan: I guess I'll just lay it all on the line. / Ryan: I was with a sweet lady name of Natalie. It was good times. Smiles, laughs, etc. Balloons! / Ryan: But then my crazy... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060404 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ian: HELLO RYAN, I'M IAN, YOUR INDEPENDENT NECROMATICAL ADVISOR.
/ Ian: WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME THROUGH? / Ian: SO HOW CAN I HELP?
/ Ryan: I GUESS I'LL JUST LAY IT ALL ON THE LINE. / Ryan (narrating): I WAS WITH A SWEET LADY NAME OF NATALIE. IT WAS GOOD TIMES.
/ Ryan (narrating): SMILES, LAUGHS, ETC.
/ Ryan... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060404 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan and Ian the necromantical advisor sit at a desk in Ian's office. Behind Ryan is a bookshelf filled with skulls.]]
/ Ian: Ryan, you'll be pleased to hear that we can offer you a number of products to help you contact the late Natalie. / [[Ian hands Ryan some brochures.]]
/ Ian: For E250 we can offer... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060405 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Dapper bald man with goatee, thick square glasses, green eyes and slight otherworldly appearance sits at desk.]]
/ Man: Ryan, you'll be pleased to hear that we can offer you a number of products to help you contact the late Natalie. / Man: For $250 we can offer a basic seance.
/ Man: Think of it as... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060405 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Clinician: I'm Ashcroft, I'll be enabling your passage beyond the veil today.
/ Clinician: Please remove your shirt.
/ Ryan: Is this... going to hurt?
/ Clinician: Oh, only for a second. / Nurse: Please don't worry. We do this all the time.
/ Ryan: It is mildly worryin'. / [[Nurse preps Ryan]]
/ Ryan: When... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060406 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ashcroft: I'M ASHCROFT. I'LL BE ENABLING YOUR PASSAGE BEYOND THE VEIL TODAY.
/ Ashcroft: PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SHIRT.
/ Ryan: IS THIS... GOING TO HURT?
/ Ashcroft: OH, ONLY FOR A SECOND. / Vella: PLEASE DON'T WORRY. WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME.
/ Ryan: IT IS MILDLY WORRYIN'. / Ryan: WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060406 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Where's Ryan? We can't go in without giving him his ticket.
/ Shelly: Amy, I realise it is rock o'clock, but Ryan is a considerate boy. He wouldn't fail to turn up without a good reason. He could have fallen in the shower and broken his nutella. It happens! / Amy: Try phoning him again, ninj-ette.
/ Shelly:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060407 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: WHERE'S RYAN? WE CAN'T GO IN WITHOUT GIVING HIM HIS TICKET.
/ Shelley: AMY, I REALISE IT IS ROCK O'CLOCK, BUT RYAN IS A CONSIDERATE BOY. HE WOULDN'T FAIL TO TURN UP WITHOUT A GOOD REASON.
/ Shelley: HE COULD HAVE FALLEN IN THE SHOWER AND BROKEN HIS NUTELLA. IT HAPPENS! / Amy: TRY PHONING HIM AGAIN,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060407 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: You know Shelley...We're lacking in generation defining characteristics! I feel we haven't made our mark on this green and pleasant land! / Amy: ...When they were our age our grandmothers were busy defining their generation in the factories making munitions and parodyable arm gestures! / Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060410 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: YOU KNOW SHELLEY...WE'RE LACKING IN GENERATION DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS!
/ Amy: I FEEL WE HAVEN'T MADE OUR MARK ON THIS GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND! / Amy (narrating): ...WHEN THEY WERE OUR AGE OUR GRANDMOTHERS WERE BUSY DEFINING THEIR GENERATION IN THE FACTORIES MAKING MUNITIONS AND PARODYABLE ARM... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060410 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelly in bed looking unhappily at the moon]] / [[Shelly writing on a piece on paper]]
/ "Dear Moon and Moon Men, I know what you are doing, and I am telling you, I am not that kind of lady. Stop it. Crossly, Shelly." / [[She folds it into am airplane]] / [[She trows it and it hits the moon]]
/ Moon:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060411 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley's letter: DEAR THE MOON AND MOON MEN, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND I AM TELLING YOU I AM NOT THAT KIND OF LADY. STOP IT. CROSSLY, SHE [[letter cut off by desk]] / Moon: OI! / Moon man: IT'S FROM SHELLEY! SHE'S MAD. / Moon: WE'LL SHOW HER! GET THIS DOWN: "DEAR PUNY MORTAL, WE HAVE BETTER THINGS... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060411 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Walking into apartment]]
/ Shelly: I'm back, Amy! Are you ready to... / [[The apartment is full of naked men]] / Shelly: Amy! Naked men! Livingroom!
/ Amy: Relax! I just wanted to do a project.
/ Shelly: So paint a bowl of fruit! / Amy: But I'm tired of labouring over a canvas for hours. Photography... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060412 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: I'M BACK, AMY!
/ Shelley: ARE YOU READ TO... / Shelley: AMY! NAKED MEN! LIVING ROOM!
/ Amy: RELAX! I JUST WANTED TO DO AN ART PROJECT.
/ Shelley: SO PAINT A BOWL OF FRUIT! / Amy: BUT I'M TIRED OF LABOURING OVER A CANVAS FOR HOURS. PHOTOGRAPHY IS MORE MY SPEED. POINT! CLICK! BAM!
/ Shelley: NAKED... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060412 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: I TOTALLY FEEL LIKE A HAG SHELLEY! / Shelley: YOU ARE SOOOOOO NOT A HAG AMY!!! / Amy: LIKE, I KNOW! I AM TOTALLY ADORABLE! / Amy: OMIGOD SHELLEY! YOU ARE DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CAR...AND THE ROAD! / Shelley: OMIGOD I AM! / Shelley: I AM SUCH A SILLY GIRL! / Amy: OOH SHELLEY, A DEAD... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060413 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: I totally feel like a hag Shelley! / Shelley: You are soooooo not a hag Amy!!! / Amy: Like, I know! I am totally adorable! / Amy: Omigod Shelley! You are driving on the wrong side of the car...And the road! / Shelley: Omigod I am! / Shelley: I am such a silly girl! / Amy: Ooh Shelley, a dead... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060413 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Esther de Groot's Top Ten Awesome Ways To Die: 2006 Edition / 10. Improperly pasteurizing goat blood in a "pagan" sacrifice ritual. / 9. Blowing raspberries at the undead without proper flat shoes for running. / 8. One year without Danzig!!! ROFLS!!! / 7. Forcing oneself to read the entire archive... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060414 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Esther de Groot's Top Ten Awesome Way's to Die: 2006 Edition
/ 10. Improperly Pasteurizing goat blood in a "pagan" sacrifice ritual.
/ 9. Blowing raspberries at the undead without proper flat shoes for running.
/ 8. One year without Danzig!!! ROFLS!!!
/ 7. Forcing oneself to read the entire archive of XXXXXXXXXXX.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060414 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Narrator: Great Britian, Capital of the United kingdom
/ John: At last! I've done it! / Shelly: Wh.. Who *are* you? Why am I all goopy?
/ John: Shelly, I am The Englishman. I created you with my mind and now I've brought you to life with machine. / Shelly: My whole life... is the invention of a *man*?
/ John:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060415 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Narrator: Great Britian: Capitol of the United Kingdom
/ The Englishman: At last! I've done it! / Shelley: Wh... Who are you? Why am I all goopy?
/ The Englishman: Shelley, I am The Englishman! I created you with my mind and now I've brought you to life with machine! / Shelley: My whole life... is the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060415 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Oh Holy Dang, I'm dead.
/ They're runnin' my blood through some ole greaser to stop me from fallin' to bits.
/ I don't want no greaser germs! / Ryan: Keep it together, keep it together.
/ So long as they're keepin' your body goin', you're okay. / Ryan: It's like suspended animation.
/ But usin' a... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060417 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Oh holy dang, I'm dead. They're runnin' my blood through some ole greaser to stop me from fallin' to bits. I don't want no greaser germs! / Ryan: Keep it together, keep it together. So long as they're keepin' your body goin', you're okay. / Ryan: It's like suspended animation. But usin' a guy... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060417 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Frame 1 / Ryan : Aw hell, bucket, how am I ever goin' to find Natalie? / Frame 2 / Ryan : People are dyin' every day, there must be trillions of dead folks. / Ryan : Why couldn't I just leave well enough alone? / Frame 3 / Ryan : Wait! Children and animals can see ghosts! / Ryan : They can help! / Child... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060418 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Aw hell, bucket. How am I ever goin' to find Natalie? / Ryan: People are dyin' every day. There must be trillions of dead folks. Why couldn't I just leave well enough alone? / Ryan: Wait! Children and animals can see ghosts! They can help!
/ Child #1: I get you, I get you
/ Child #2: Thrrrp prrrt / Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060418 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | SHELLEY: How come you have a key for Ryan's flat and I don't? I'm the respectable one!
/ AMY: Maybe he didn't want to come home and find doilies under everything again. / SHELLEY: The doilies were a one-off, Amy. I was hoodwinked by chintz nouveau. / SHELLEY: Has his bed been slept in?
/ AMY:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060419 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: How come you have a key for Ryan's flat and I don't? I'm the respectable one!
/ Amy: Maybe he didn't want to come home and find doilies under everything again. / Shelley: The doilies were a one-off, Amy. I was hoodwinked by chintz nouveau. / Shelley: Has his bed been slept in?
/ Amy: I don't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060419 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan, with red bucket, approaches cablecar]]
/ Ryan; Hoverin' between life and death has opened my eyes to all sorts'a things
/ Ryan; F'rinstance I never noticed that Tackleford had a cablecar system with big ol skulls on it. / Bucket; The cablecar system provides access to the local "Land of the Dead,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060420 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Hoverin' between life and death has opened my eyes to all sorts'a things.
/ F'rinstance I never noticed that Tackleford had a cablecar system with big ol skulls on it. / The cablecar system provides access to the local "Land of the Dead," a waiting area for restless spirits.
/ This bucket is fancy! It's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060420 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In a cablecar in the Land of the Dead]]
/ Ryan: Tell all, bucket. Looks like we got some serious sittin' time.
/ Bucket: The Land of the Dead is an ever expanding community of souls yet to pass into "Heaven" or "Hell". / Ryan: I should've figured the after life wasn't just a miasma. / Ryan: People... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060421 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Tell all, bucket. Looks like we got some serious sittin' time.
/ Bucket: The land of the dead is an ever expanding community of souls yet to pass into "heaven" or "hell". / Ryan: I should've figured the after life wasn't just a miasma. / Ryan: People are like ants, we're doin' creatures. Getting... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060421 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Riley: My brother's missing? He's probably just sleeping off a big one somewhere.
/ Shelley: But he was meant to meet us last night, Riley. A night of songs and smiles! But he never showed up. / Riley: Well, that is sort of worrying. Ryan's always liked... songs and smiles. After all, who doesn't? / Riley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060424 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Riley: My brother's missing?
/ He's probably just sleeping off a big one somewhere.
/ Shelley: But he was meant to meet us last night, Riley.
/ A night of songs and smiles! But he never showed up! / Riley: Well, that is sort of worrying. Ryan's always liked... songs and smiles.
/ After all, who doesn't? / Riley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060424 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Dead old lady #1: Look at 'im. Poor thing, gone so young.
/ D.O.L. #2: Must'a been drugs, s'always drugs these days.
/ D.O.L. #3: Give 'im a break, e's maybe just toppled to his death from a high window. / Ryan: Aw ladies, don't fret, I'm just visitin' for a day.
/ D.O.L. #2: E's visitin'.
/ D.O.L. #1:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060425 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Old Lady In Yellow: Look at 'im. Poor thing, gone so young.
/ Old Lady In Purple: Must'a been the drugs, s'always drugs these days.
/ Old Lady in Blue: Give 'im a break, e's maybe just toppled to his death from a high window. / Ryan: Aw ladies, don't fret, I'm just visitin' for a day.
/ Lady in Purple:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060425 |
| Ryan finds an ally in the underworld, Mr Pardew | Old guy: Tell Doris to keep an eye on Little Willie.
/ Old lady flying through air: Woop!
/ Old lady 2: .. Eddie the Budgie.. / Mr Pardew: I'll have you out of there, Ryan.
/ Ryan: Mr Pardew!
/ Mr Pardew: What were you thinking, inciting a grey scrum?...
/ I thought I taught you better than that. / Old... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060426 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Old Person: Tell Doris to keep an eye on Little Willie.
/ Old Person 2: Woop! / Old Person 3: ...Eddie the Budgie... / Mr Pardew: I'll have you out of there, Ryan.
/ Ryan: Mr Pardew!
/ Mr Pardew: What were you thinking, inciting a grey scrum?
/ I thought I taught you better than that. / Old People: Blerr...... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060426 |
| Mr Pardew is familiar with Natalie's work.. | Mr Pardew: So you went young, Beckwith. Wish I could say I was surprised.
/ Ryan: Aw dang, lost my bucket. / Ryan: No sir, I'm here on a day pass....
/ You'd be pleased with me, I got a job and I'm cuttin' my lungs and liver some slack. / Ryan: I just wanted to see if my lady was peaceful in the afterlife....
/ She... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060427 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mr Pardew: So you went young, Beckwith. Wish I could say I was surprised.
/ Ryan: Aw dang, I lost my bucket. / Ryan: No sir, I'm here on a day pass.
/ You'd be pleased with me, I got a job and I'm cuttin' my lungs and liver some slack. / Ryan: I just wanted to see if my lady was peaceful in the afterlife.
/ She... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060427 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Drinking buddy: Ryan? We never see him, do we, Mickey?
/ Mickey: Nah, spends all 'is time with his real mates... _Michelle and Aylee_.
/ Shell: uh yes yes I see
/ Mickey:They've chanhed 'im. Got 'im more interested in flower arrangin' than avin' a good time. / Mickey: Say, are you doing anything tonight?
/ Shell:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060428 |
| Scary Go Round 20060428 | Barfly: Ryan? We never see him, do we Mickey?
/ Mickey: Nah, spends all 'is time with 'is real mates... Michelle and Aylee.
/ Shelley: Hm yes yes I see
/ Mickey: They've changed 'im. Got 'im more interested in flower arrangin' than avin' a good time. / Mickey: Say, are you doing anything tomorrow night?
/ Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060428 |
| Scary Go Round 20060428 | Barfly: Ryan? We never see him, do we Mickey?
/ Mickey: Nah, spends all 'is time with 'is real mates... Michelle and Aylee.
/ Shelley: Hm yes yes I see
/ Mickey: They've changed 'im. Got 'im more interested in flower arrangin' than avin' a good time. / Mickey: Say, are you doing anything tomorrow night?
/ Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060428 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan finds bucket with koala bear inside]]
/ Ryan: AW THERE YOU ARE, BUCKET.
/ MR PARDEW SURE WAS TALKIN' SOME STRANGE STUFF ABOUT NATALIE. / [[Ryan dumps koala out of bucket]]
/ Ryan: HE CALLED HER THE "SOUL SMASHER".
/ MAYBE HE WAS GETTIN' HER CONFUSED WITH ANOTHER NATALIE DURAND.
/ PERHAPS A NUCULAR... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060501 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Aw there you are, bucket.
/ Mr Pardew sure was talkin' some strange stuff about Natalie. / Ryan: He caller her the "Soul Smasher".
/ Maybe he was gettin' her confused with another Natalie Durand.
/ Perhaps a nucular lizard in the Godzilla vein. / Ryan: The only thing my Natalie knew how to kill... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060501 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: So, "Ralph", do you know where Ryan is?
/ Ralph: Wouldn't 'ave the faintest notion, gerlie. Old Ralph goes home at night to 'is little room, 'is naughty playing cards, and 'is memories. / Shelley: Ames, we can't torment this poor old codger. The only thing he can tell us is how the world left him... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060502 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[in a bar, Amy and Shelley have cornered Ralph and are trying to pump him for Ryan's whereabouts. A flyer on the wall announces "Batjew at the Copa!"]]
/ Amy: So, "Ralph", do you know where Ryan is?
/ Ralph: Wouldn't 'ave the faintest notion, gerlie.
/ Ralph: Old Ralph goes home at night to 'is little... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060502 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: How do we know that Ralph knows where Ryan is?
/ Amy: We don't know but it's a start -- What's Eisegesis? / Shelley: I think it's a consultancy firm! Consulting on ideas!
/ Amy: Why would Ralph have this? He's a lift operator.
/ Shelley: Maybe he collects rectangles! / Shelley: Let's go down... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060503 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Amy are examining a business card. It's dark outside.]]
/ Shelley: How do we know that Ralph knows where Ryan is?
/ Amy: We don't know, but it's a start - what's Eisegesis? / Shelley: I think a consultancy firm! Consulting on ideas!
/ Amy: Why would Ralph have this? He's a lift operator.
/ Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060503 |
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