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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan finds bucket with koala bear inside]] / Ryan: AW THERE YOU ARE, BUCKET. / MR PARDEW SURE WAS TALKIN' SOME STRANGE STUFF ABOUT NATALIE. / [[Ryan dumps koala out of bucket]] / Ryan: HE CALLED HER THE "SOUL SMASHER". / MAYBE HE WAS GETTIN' HER CONFUSED WITH ANOTHER NATALIE DURAND. / PERHAPS A NUCULAR...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Aw there you are, bucket. / Mr Pardew sure was talkin' some strange stuff about Natalie. / Ryan: He caller her the "Soul Smasher". / Maybe he was gettin' her confused with another Natalie Durand. / Perhaps a nucular lizard in the Godzilla vein. / Ryan: The only thing my Natalie knew how to kill...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: So, "Ralph", do you know where Ryan is? / Ralph: Wouldn't 'ave the faintest notion, gerlie. Old Ralph goes home at night to 'is little room, 'is naughty playing cards, and 'is memories. / Shelley: Ames, we can't torment this poor old codger. The only thing he can tell us is how the world left him...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[in a bar, Amy and Shelley have cornered Ralph and are trying to pump him for Ryan's whereabouts. A flyer on the wall announces "Batjew at the Copa!"]] / Amy: So, "Ralph", do you know where Ryan is? / Ralph: Wouldn't 'ave the faintest notion, gerlie. / Ralph: Old Ralph goes home at night to 'is little...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: How do we know that Ralph knows where Ryan is? / Amy: We don't know but it's a start -- What's Eisegesis? / Shelley: I think it's a consultancy firm! Consulting on ideas! / Amy: Why would Ralph have this? He's a lift operator. / Shelley: Maybe he collects rectangles! / Shelley: Let's go down...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley and Amy are examining a business card. It's dark outside.]] / Shelley: How do we know that Ralph knows where Ryan is? / Amy: We don't know, but it's a start - what's Eisegesis? / Shelley: I think a consultancy firm! Consulting on ideas! / Amy: Why would Ralph have this? He's a lift operator. / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Well I'm not goin' into a den of satanists, wrong 'uns and blashphemers. / I'm going to the police. / Amy: Satanism, blasphemy and wrong-unism aren't illegal. / These are consenting adults. / Shelley: We could construct a lie and send the police over there. / Amy: The police don't like lies. Lies...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Street scene]] / Shelley: Well I'm not goin' into a den of Satanists, wrong 'uns and blasphemers. I'm going to the police. / Amy: Satanism, blasphemy and wrong-unism aren't illegal. These are consenting adults. / Shelley: We could construct a lie and send the police over there. / Amy: The police don't...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: I got so many butterflies in my stomach that I can't think. / Bucket: Turn left. You have reached your destination. / Ryan: What do I say to her? Natalie, sorry you died... just decided to stop by. / On the off chance you might be in... / Ryan: What if she's taken up with a new feller? / What if...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan is walking down a street in the spooky Skellington section of the underworld]] / Ryan: I got so many butterflies in my stomach that I can't think. / Bucket: Turn left. You have reached your destination. / [[Natalie's building]] / Ryan: What do I say to her? Natalie, sorry you died... Just decided...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Natalie: So Ryan, you ave met your end now too? I 'ope it was not too ghastly. / I do not like to think of you crushed by ze wheels of industry. / Or unnecessarily bi-sected. / Ryan: Naw, I signed up with an outfit doin' day passes to the afterlife. / Ryan: So this is your with some recently dead folks. / Dang,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Inside Natalie's house. Natalie hands Ryan a cup of tea.]] / Natalie: So Ryan, you ave met your end now too? I 'ope it was not too ghastly. / I do not like to think of you crushed by ze wheels of industry. / Or unnecessarily bi-sected. / Ryan: Naw, I signed up with an outfit doin' day passes to...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison <> / Natalie: Ryan? Are you okay in there? Did you fall in? / Ryan: Well that was an unexpectedly gross experience. / Natalie seems to be doin' fine in her life. / Ryan: But she ain't exactly the kind of gal you take home to Momma. / Bein' a weird skeleton and all. / Ryan: Say, do you fellows...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Skeletal Natalie is knocking on the door of her bathroom. Through a window, we see that Ryan is escaping with his bucket out the bathroom window. In the foreground, we see the head of a rhinocerous mounted on the wall, and a pair of drinks sittng on a side table.]] / <> / Natalie: Ryan? Are...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan Beckwith getting drunk in a bar in the Land of the Dead. With his bucket.]] / Ryan: So if you put a can of diet coke and real coke in a bucket, diet floats and normal sinks. / Ryan: Thereby breakin' every law of Nature and provin' the existence of ghosts. / Mary: I can tell you're very serious about......
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At Magoon's, a bar in the Land of the Dead. Ryan is drinking out of his red bucket with a straw. A pallid girl with weeds in her hair is sitting next to him with a green bottle. Other patrons of the bar include skeletons in Death robes, a young man with brown hair and sideburns wearing a basketball...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The reception office of Eisesgesis. Shelley and Amy are talking to the receptionist, a pale black-haired girl who may have been sewn together, judging by the scars on her neck and arm. Also present in the room are a bronze C3P0-like robot and a barely visible goblin.]] / Receptionist: Welcome to Eisesgesis....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Inside Eisesgesis]] / Receptionist: welcome to Eisesgesis, how may I help you? / Amy: My friend here is possessed by a demon. / Shelly: Blerr Argle Narfle. / Great deceiver make a baby with me. / My knickers are in a knot for you ba'al. / Amy: We tried the church, but you know how it is. / Eight week...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mary: I had a lot of hopes. Ryan a lot of things I wanted to do. / Ryan Beckwith: Yeah I guess you got to seize your chances when you can. / Ryan Beckwith: Or know some regret. / Mary: Everything you say is so smart. / Ryan Beckwith: It may be you just ain't hearin' it right. / Mary: When I was alive...
A giant horny paw [[Ryan and Mary the Dead Girl are sitting on her floor, listening to records. "Drunk bubbles" float above their respective heads.]] / Mary: I had a lot of hopes, Ryan, a lot of things I wanted to do. / Ryan: Yeah, I guess you got to seize your chances when you can. Or know some regret. / Mary: Everything...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Some kind of headquarters or security center. Two slightly-horned men are watching the monitors]] / <> / Neville: Disturbance in Sector 3, Norris? / Norris: Looks like a couple of silly girls running about. Might be a hen party gone berzerk. / Neville: You might be right.. Hold on, pass...
An International Troublemaker [[A couple of horned security guards are monitoring monitors.]] / Neville: Disturbance in Sector 3, Norris? / Norris: Looks like a couple of silly girls running about. Might be a hen party gone berzerk. / Neville: You might be right... hold on, pass me the Tackleford Troublemakers Index. / Neville:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ashcroft: Intruders? Ryan Beckwith has become a "hot potato"? Yes, I understand, Norris. He will be dealt with. / Ashcroft: Cut Mr. Beckwith loose. His treatment is over. / Vella: But we're about to restart him! / Shelley: He's not in here. It's just some pulsating goo. / Goo: Hey! / Amy: Nor in here....
Down the rubbish chute Ashcroft [[on the phone]]: Intruders? Ryan Beckwith has become a "hot potato"? Yes, I understand, Norris. He will be dealth with. / [[A monkey-eyeball-rattail creature is lying prone on a hospital bed in the background.]] / Ashcroft: Cut Mr. Beckwith loose. His treatment is over. / Vella: But we're...
Thongy McCorset Amy: The security men are coming, and I don't think it's to help us look for Ryan. / Shelley: There's only room left to try. Then we get scarperin'. / Ashcroft: Ahh! You must be the possessed girl. Lie down and we'll have the spirit out in no time. / [[He is holding a mean-looking tentacle thingie....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy and Shelley are looking for Ryan at the office of Eisegesis. Behind them, a man looks horrified at something with large tentacles.]] / Amy: [[looks worried]] The security men are coming, and I don't think it's to help us look for Ryanl. / Shelley: There's one room left to try. Then we get to...
Scary Go Round - 18th May 2006 [[The Underworld. A giant man in red is carrying Ryan in his right hand as he bats through the crowd.]] / Ryan: Listen fella, we can come to some sort of arrangement. / Ryan: You put me down, I wash your car every week for 6 months. / [[The giant man throws Ryan out of the underworld.]] / Ryan: We're...
Nuns in gas masks [[The ogre still has Ryan in his horny paw, and several men are attempting to sink fangs into the ogre's other arm.]] / Ryan: Listen fella, we can come to some sort of arrangement. You put me down, I wash your car every week for 6 months. / [[The ogre pitches Ryan out of the dead world.]] / Ryan: We're...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley and Amy are digging through a dumpster filled with trash bags and tentacles. A man and his cat peer over the side of the dumpster, watching them.]] / Amy: Shelley we've been digging in this skip for hours. / Amy: I don't think there are any diseases left to expose ourselves to. / Shelley: Ryan...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy and Shelley are looking for Ryan in a skip (US: Dumpster)]] / Amy: Shelley we've been digging in this skip for *hours*. / Shelley: Ryan must be in here! He just must! / Amy: I don't think there are any diseases left to expose ourselves to. / Shelley: We were so close! This isn't fair. / Amy: Let's...
 
Start of Big Ideas Tim: I've torn some wallpaper. We may need to move. / Riley: Tim, stop breaking the house. We need food. / Tim: This is my week off. Going to the market is work. Let the food come to us. / Riley: And if it won't come to us? Which it won't. / Tim: There's one yogurt left. / Tim: I have...
Yogurtseed Tim: I've torn some wallpaper. We may need to move. / Riley: Tim, stop breaking the house. We need FOOD. / Tim: This is my week off. Going to the market is work. Let the food come to us. / Riley: And if it won't come to us? WHICH IT WON'T. / Tim: There's one yogurt left. / Tim: I have no doubt that...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Jumble sale]] / Riley: eBay has destroyed the jumble sale spirit. / Tim: I thought eBay was all jumble, all the time. / Riley: No Tim. The price of jumble was kept low by a nationwide network of church ladies and PTA members who knew it's worth: zero. / Riley: But now, if I wanted to buy a pair of...
eBay vs. Jumble Sales [[Riley and Tim are scavenging through a market.]] / Riley: eBay has destroyed the jumble sale spirit. / Tim: I thought eBay was all jumble, all the time. / [[Riley is surrounded by a picturesque dream of board games: ET Dream Home, Rubik's Horse, Sock Farm, and Mondrian Paint by Numbers]] / Riley: No...
Trip to Sprockets, Etc. Tim: Can we go to sprockets etc? I want to see if they've got any new gromits in. / Riley: Sure! / Tim: All right lads, how's it going? / Muscle Beach Lad: Mmble mrf. / Other Lad: Ngh. / {{Other Lad is carrying a box that says "Spider ata..." - might be short for 'attack' or a play on 'Serial ATA'}} / Tim:...
Inventor Angst Tim: Can we go to Sprockets Etc? I want to see if they've got any new gromits in. / Riley: Sure! / Tim: All right lads, how's it going? / Lad 1: mmble mrf. / Lad 2: ngh. / Tim: Dennis, what's wrong? / Dennis: Wouldn't you rather be playing Barbies with Candyfloss Nelson over there? / Lad 3: Yeah or uh...
Tim has been emasculated Riley: Sorry about totally emasculating you back there, Tim. / Tim: Don't worry, you can't emasculate someone who's 100% pure man. If you did, I'd cease to exist. / Tim: I just don't understand why the inventors were so angry with me. Even "Egg in a Nest!" / Tim: His body can't even produce the hormones...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Riley walking with Tim down the street]] / Riley: Sorry about totally emasculating you back there, Tim. / Tim: Don't worry, you can't emasculate someone who's 100% pure man. / Tim: If you did, I'd cease to exist. / Tim: I just don't understand why the inventors were so angry with me. / Tim: Even "Egg...
Planning a Ceilidh Riley: I think you broke hearts all over town when you quit the inventing scene. / Tim: I know. I have to give those lads some hope. But inventing isn't all lovely assistants and laughing maniacally. / Riley: You should hold a party for them! Inventors would love a ceilidh! / Tim: It's a disco with...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Riley is making toast while Tim looks at something on the wall]] / Riley: I think you broke hearts all over town when you quit the inventing scene. / Tim: I know. I hae to give those lads some hope. / Tim: But inventing isn't all lovely assistants and laughing maniacally. / [[Riley leaning over Tim,...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Nice as it is to join you fellows for an ale... / ...I sense storm clouds on the horizon. / Trouble with your good lady tim? / No no. Riley's as limber and pleasing as the day she first inspected my plumbing. / She's a fine girl. Sensible. Not too Racy. / Then what trouble? / I've offended the brotherhood...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim with two friends at a pub.]] / Tim: Nice as it is to join you fellows for an ale... / Tim: ...I sense storm clouds on the horizon. / Fellow 2: Trouble with your good lady, Tim? / Tim: No no. Riley's as limber and pleasing as the day she first inspected my plumbing. / Fellow 1: She's a fine girl. Sensible....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: So this whole fiesta is to appease some miffed inventors, Tim? / Tim: According to Riley, hootenanny is the only language they understand. / I bet you're glad I made you pay your brotherhood subs now. / Tim: The inventors don't really seem to be getting into the spirit of things. / Amy: You put plenty...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim talking to Amy, nice shirt, at the Ceilidh dance, featuring Hoots McGurwing]] / Amy: So this whole fiesta is to appease some miffed inventors, Tim? / Tim: According to Riley, Hootenanny is the only language they understand. / Tim: I bet you're glad I made you pay your brotherhood subs now. / Tim:...
Amy invents Shoe-Lights ! Riley: By the looks of all this uncoordinated movement, Ceilidh Night is a success! I guess we showed these shy folks a pretty good time. / Riley, cont'd: Even Amy's managed to win the battle of hearts and minds / Amy: See, that's the beauty of Shoe-Lights. There you are, you have to find your...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Riley talking to Tim as the Ceilidh dance progresses]] / Riley: By the looks of all this unco÷rdinated movement, Ceilidh night is a success! / I guess we showed these shy folks a pretty good time. / Even Amy's managed to win the battle of hearts and minds. / [[Amy the center of attention in a group of...
Big Ideas #9 [[Tim stands with a microphone in front of a strange machine and a raffle bin, with various inventor-types in the background.]] / Tim: While we take a break from the music, it's time for the tombola. / Tim: First prize is a transdimensional viewer and air conditioning unit. / <> / Tim: Check out the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim on stage at the Ceilidh dance addressing the crowd]] / Tim: While we take a break from the music, it's time for the tombola. / First prize is a Transdimensional Viewer and Air-Conditioning unit. / Check out the second dimension there. Nice / Crowd: Woo! / [[Professor Dai Davies bursts through the...
The Brotherhood of Inventors has stupid rules. Amy: Do you want to share a cab home? / Riley: I think we'd better walk. He's awfully furious. / Riley: Come on Tim, say something! What did that man mean by an invent-off? / Tim: It's COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS. / Tim: The Brotherhood of Inventors was formed in the 16th century. It has a lot of old and...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy, Tim and Riley standing in the rain next to a taxi]] / Amy: Do you want to share a cab home? / Riley: I think we'd better walk. He's awfully furious / [[Walking in the rain]] / Riley: Come on Tim, say something! What did that man mean by an invent-off? / Tim: It's completely ridiculous / Tim: The...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Hey Professor! Quit mowing the lawn for a second, we need to talk. / Tim: Come on, this is ridiculous. We'd all had a few drinks last night. / There's no need for this preposterous "invent-off". / Professor: As I suspected, sir, you are a coward and a fake. / Prepare to be humiliated as the Normans...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Professor Dai Davies mowing his lawn]] / Tim: Hey Professor! Quit mowing the lawn for a second, we need to talk. / Tim: Come on, this is ridiculous. We'd all had a few drinks last night. / There's no need for this preposterous "invent-off". / Dai Davies: As I suspected, Sir, you are a coward and a...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[A kitchen. Amy's on the telephone. Len's drinking tea. Shelley's looking very pleased.]] / Amy: No Tim, I'd be happy to be your assistant for the invent-off. / Amy: No, no problem with completely destroying another man's life. / Len: This could make a good story for the paper. / Shelley: Big ideas. Lofty...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy talking on the phone in the kitchen]] / Amy: No Tim, I'd be happy to be your assistant for the invent-off. / No, No problem with completely destroying another man's life. / Professor Pickering: This could make a good story for the paper. / Shelley: Big ideas, lofty aspirations, catastrophic results. / [[Group...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim's basement]] / Tim: so the water runs down... here... / Amy: but when it reaches the top again, it's got to really gush like it means it. / Riley: Tim, the Scientologists are at the door again. Apparently, Xenu is still cranky. / Tim: If I told them once, I told them a dozen times. Nothing calms...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim's basement]] / [[Tim sits next to Amy, looking at a drawing board. Riley stand by the stairs looking at them]] / Tim: So the water runs down... here... / Amy: But when it reaches the top again, it's got to really gush like it means it. / Riley: Tim, the scientologists are at the door again. Apparently...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ext. Tim's house]] / Tim: Amy, come back please! I'm sure whatever Riley said, she didn't mean. / Amy: No, I think she really meant it! I'm not going to come between you and your wife-to-be, Tim. I'm not completely self-centred. / Tim: I don't know if I can do this without you! I predict pain! / [[Int....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Outside Tim's house] / TIm: Amy, com back please! I'm sure whatever Riley said, she didn't mean. / Amy: No, I think she really meant it! I'm not going to come between you and your wife-to-be, Tim. I'm not completely self-centered. / Tim: I dont know if I can do this without you! I predict pain! / [Ouside...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: So Professor Davies, you're the founder of Davies Drinks? / Prof. Davies: Yes! Health drinks for all! / Prof. Davies: Can you guess why this drink is so zesty? / Shelley: Vitamin P? / Prof. Davies: No, extract of squirrrel! / Prof. Davies: Squirrels are always moving about! Surplus of energy! / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley interviewing Professor Davies with a tape recorder]] / Shelley: So Professor Davies, you're the founder of Davies Drinks? / Professor Davies: Yes! Health drinks for all! / [[Shelley sampling a drink labeled "Test X14-" held by the Professor]] / Professor Davies: Can you guess why this drink is...
 

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